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#20219 - So, you seem an interesting young pony, What's your story?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20220 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Um... well I used to live a pretty normal life... went to a boring school and all... till Bladelust found me. He sensed a gift within and tried to help me bring it out.
Eventually I created a magic ink that allowed me to use all sorts of magical ability.
After the school was destroyed I moved back to my home town.
A friend of mine was attacked and killed after a royal conspiracy.
I tried to create a creature from the ink which ended up corrupted and twisted
User avatar #20221 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
You can never be too careful with magical constructs. Take my servants for example. I've engineered them so that their greatest joy in life is serving me. Whenever they so little as fetching me a pen or finding me a book they feel a rush of euphoria. I'm assuming you didn't make too many fail-safes with your ink creature, did you?
#20222 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
I made a few too many mistakes.
I managed to seal it as best I could.
Trapping it in three pieces and sealed the pieces all away separately.
User avatar #20223 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, mistakes make us wiser, no need to fret. That is unless said mistake gets you horribly mangled and killed, in which case you have plenty to fret about. *smiles kindly* I tell you what, since your work is both creative and incredibly useful, not only will I help defend you city, but if you would, I should even like to collaborate on some work.
#20224 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Thank you very much
User avatar #20225 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Besides, you seem like your potential could go even further with a bit of mentoring. Your work is impressive, but I'm sure I've got a few tricks I could teach you.
#20226 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well... I dont do a lot of magic right now.... not since I became a mother of two
User avatar #20227 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Of course, of course. Supposing a part time arrangement? An odd hour here or there?
#20228 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
I suppose

My names Marion by the way
Marion Featherwing
User avatar #20240 - secondlawprevails (05/24/2013) [-]
(sorry I haven't been on much been uber busy and I'll probably be hit and miss for most of the summer)
User avatar #20233 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2013) [-]
I've gone by more names over the years than I have faculty to remember. I was born sven grimspell, then I assumed a different name while on a research trip to the east, then for while I even adopted the name phil. Currently, my official name is Nicodemus Everspell, but everypony refers to me as nicholas the blind or blind nick. *bows* a pleasure to meet you madam.
#20217 - Something I would never dream of. I was one of the first mages…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20218 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
I agree with you completely.
User avatar #20219 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
So, you seem an interesting young pony, What's your story?
#20220 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Um... well I used to live a pretty normal life... went to a boring school and all... till Bladelust found me. He sensed a gift within and tried to help me bring it out.
Eventually I created a magic ink that allowed me to use all sorts of magical ability.
After the school was destroyed I moved back to my home town.
A friend of mine was attacked and killed after a royal conspiracy.
I tried to create a creature from the ink which ended up corrupted and twisted
User avatar #20221 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
You can never be too careful with magical constructs. Take my servants for example. I've engineered them so that their greatest joy in life is serving me. Whenever they so little as fetching me a pen or finding me a book they feel a rush of euphoria. I'm assuming you didn't make too many fail-safes with your ink creature, did you?
#20222 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
I made a few too many mistakes.
I managed to seal it as best I could.
Trapping it in three pieces and sealed the pieces all away separately.
User avatar #20223 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, mistakes make us wiser, no need to fret. That is unless said mistake gets you horribly mangled and killed, in which case you have plenty to fret about. *smiles kindly* I tell you what, since your work is both creative and incredibly useful, not only will I help defend you city, but if you would, I should even like to collaborate on some work.
#20224 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Thank you very much
User avatar #20225 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Besides, you seem like your potential could go even further with a bit of mentoring. Your work is impressive, but I'm sure I've got a few tricks I could teach you.
#20226 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well... I dont do a lot of magic right now.... not since I became a mother of two
User avatar #20227 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Of course, of course. Supposing a part time arrangement? An odd hour here or there?
#20228 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
I suppose

My names Marion by the way
Marion Featherwing
User avatar #20240 - secondlawprevails (05/24/2013) [-]
(sorry I haven't been on much been uber busy and I'll probably be hit and miss for most of the summer)
User avatar #20233 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2013) [-]
I've gone by more names over the years than I have faculty to remember. I was born sven grimspell, then I assumed a different name while on a research trip to the east, then for while I even adopted the name phil. Currently, my official name is Nicodemus Everspell, but everypony refers to me as nicholas the blind or blind nick. *bows* a pleasure to meet you madam.
#20215 - Ah, apologies. An old mind *taps the side of his head*  [+] (15 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20216 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Its alright
The old mans still kicking though
Still scheming against the gods...
User avatar #20217 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Something I would never dream of. I was one of the first mages, taught by Braggi himself.
#20218 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
I agree with you completely.
User avatar #20219 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
So, you seem an interesting young pony, What's your story?
#20220 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Um... well I used to live a pretty normal life... went to a boring school and all... till Bladelust found me. He sensed a gift within and tried to help me bring it out.
Eventually I created a magic ink that allowed me to use all sorts of magical ability.
After the school was destroyed I moved back to my home town.
A friend of mine was attacked and killed after a royal conspiracy.
I tried to create a creature from the ink which ended up corrupted and twisted
User avatar #20221 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
You can never be too careful with magical constructs. Take my servants for example. I've engineered them so that their greatest joy in life is serving me. Whenever they so little as fetching me a pen or finding me a book they feel a rush of euphoria. I'm assuming you didn't make too many fail-safes with your ink creature, did you?
#20222 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
I made a few too many mistakes.
I managed to seal it as best I could.
Trapping it in three pieces and sealed the pieces all away separately.
User avatar #20223 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, mistakes make us wiser, no need to fret. That is unless said mistake gets you horribly mangled and killed, in which case you have plenty to fret about. *smiles kindly* I tell you what, since your work is both creative and incredibly useful, not only will I help defend you city, but if you would, I should even like to collaborate on some work.
#20224 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Thank you very much
User avatar #20225 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Besides, you seem like your potential could go even further with a bit of mentoring. Your work is impressive, but I'm sure I've got a few tricks I could teach you.
#20226 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well... I dont do a lot of magic right now.... not since I became a mother of two
User avatar #20227 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Of course, of course. Supposing a part time arrangement? An odd hour here or there?
#20228 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
I suppose

My names Marion by the way
Marion Featherwing
User avatar #20240 - secondlawprevails (05/24/2013) [-]
(sorry I haven't been on much been uber busy and I'll probably be hit and miss for most of the summer)
User avatar #20233 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2013) [-]
I've gone by more names over the years than I have faculty to remember. I was born sven grimspell, then I assumed a different name while on a research trip to the east, then for while I even adopted the name phil. Currently, my official name is Nicodemus Everspell, but everypony refers to me as nicholas the blind or blind nick. *bows* a pleasure to meet you madam.
#20213 - Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I starte… 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20211 - Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
#20209 - *shakes his head* Dammit Crimson. Let me guess, he got greedy …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20210 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
From what I heard he just picked a fight with the wrong mage

The gods were merciful to him because of his brother. So they erased his memory and gave him a second chance.
But those memories eventually resurfaced to a second personality.
Which was then split into a second mage.
User avatar #20211 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. Which seems to be the hallmark of blade lust graduates. They offered me a job as headmaster there once, you know, but I prefer the old way of master and apprentice.
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
#20207 - That was fast. Unusually fast. Like you knew where Crimson was…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20208 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
You're good at this kinda thing.
Crimsons situation is a tad confusing though.... dont tell him I told you this though.
Hes currently a memory trapped in the body of a mannequin.

Another bladelust student kept him around because his magic knowledge was useful. But he chose a way where he has the constant upper hoof
User avatar #20209 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*shakes his head* Dammit Crimson. Let me guess, he got greedy and tried something way out of his league?
#20210 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
From what I heard he just picked a fight with the wrong mage

The gods were merciful to him because of his brother. So they erased his memory and gave him a second chance.
But those memories eventually resurfaced to a second personality.
Which was then split into a second mage.
User avatar #20211 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. Which seems to be the hallmark of blade lust graduates. They offered me a job as headmaster there once, you know, but I prefer the old way of master and apprentice.
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
#20205 - Then again, I suppose it's a matte of specialization isn't it?…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20206 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes the rune and shouts return*

Alright... I got em
User avatar #20207 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
That was fast. Unusually fast. Like you knew where Crimson was hiding before you left. And the no copy spell I put on here was broken. By you I'm guessing, since I mixed it with a diversionary spell aimed directly at the person who removed it from my desk.
#20208 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
You're good at this kinda thing.
Crimsons situation is a tad confusing though.... dont tell him I told you this though.
Hes currently a memory trapped in the body of a mannequin.

Another bladelust student kept him around because his magic knowledge was useful. But he chose a way where he has the constant upper hoof
User avatar #20209 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*shakes his head* Dammit Crimson. Let me guess, he got greedy and tried something way out of his league?
#20210 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
From what I heard he just picked a fight with the wrong mage

The gods were merciful to him because of his brother. So they erased his memory and gave him a second chance.
But those memories eventually resurfaced to a second personality.
Which was then split into a second mage.
User avatar #20211 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. Which seems to be the hallmark of blade lust graduates. They offered me a job as headmaster there once, you know, but I prefer the old way of master and apprentice.
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
#20203 - Wonderful. I spend decades failing something and you just made…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20204 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well... Im sorry I tried to help
User avatar #20205 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Then again, I suppose it's a matte of specialization isn't it? Go on, tell nick I said hi.
#20206 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes the rune and shouts return*

Alright... I got em
User avatar #20207 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
That was fast. Unusually fast. Like you knew where Crimson was hiding before you left. And the no copy spell I put on here was broken. By you I'm guessing, since I mixed it with a diversionary spell aimed directly at the person who removed it from my desk.
#20208 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
You're good at this kinda thing.
Crimsons situation is a tad confusing though.... dont tell him I told you this though.
Hes currently a memory trapped in the body of a mannequin.

Another bladelust student kept him around because his magic knowledge was useful. But he chose a way where he has the constant upper hoof
User avatar #20209 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*shakes his head* Dammit Crimson. Let me guess, he got greedy and tried something way out of his league?
#20210 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
From what I heard he just picked a fight with the wrong mage

The gods were merciful to him because of his brother. So they erased his memory and gave him a second chance.
But those memories eventually resurfaced to a second personality.
Which was then split into a second mage.
User avatar #20211 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. Which seems to be the hallmark of blade lust graduates. They offered me a job as headmaster there once, you know, but I prefer the old way of master and apprentice.
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
#20201 - *couldn't* 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20200 - Alright, here. I don't suppose you have anything to break the …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20202 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes out a small bottle of liquid and drops it on the notebook. Lies down a scroll and the text from the notes appears on the scroll*

Sure do
User avatar #20203 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Wonderful. I spend decades failing something and you just made me look like a fool for doing it int a number of seconds.
#20204 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well... Im sorry I tried to help
User avatar #20205 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Then again, I suppose it's a matte of specialization isn't it? Go on, tell nick I said hi.
#20206 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes the rune and shouts return*

Alright... I got em
User avatar #20207 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
That was fast. Unusually fast. Like you knew where Crimson was hiding before you left. And the no copy spell I put on here was broken. By you I'm guessing, since I mixed it with a diversionary spell aimed directly at the person who removed it from my desk.
#20208 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
You're good at this kinda thing.
Crimsons situation is a tad confusing though.... dont tell him I told you this though.
Hes currently a memory trapped in the body of a mannequin.

Another bladelust student kept him around because his magic knowledge was useful. But he chose a way where he has the constant upper hoof
User avatar #20209 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*shakes his head* Dammit Crimson. Let me guess, he got greedy and tried something way out of his league?
#20210 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
From what I heard he just picked a fight with the wrong mage

The gods were merciful to him because of his brother. So they erased his memory and gave him a second chance.
But those memories eventually resurfaced to a second personality.
Which was then split into a second mage.
User avatar #20211 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. Which seems to be the hallmark of blade lust graduates. They offered me a job as headmaster there once, you know, but I prefer the old way of master and apprentice.
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
User avatar #20201 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*couldn't*
#20198 - But I'm still using them. I'm this close to some major breakthroughs.  [+] (15 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20199 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well we need them
User avatar #20200 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright, here. I don't suppose you have anything to break the un-copyable charm Nicholas used on his parchment here. I've been trying for years and still could break the stupid thing.
#20202 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes out a small bottle of liquid and drops it on the notebook. Lies down a scroll and the text from the notes appears on the scroll*

Sure do
User avatar #20203 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Wonderful. I spend decades failing something and you just made me look like a fool for doing it int a number of seconds.
#20204 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well... Im sorry I tried to help
User avatar #20205 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Then again, I suppose it's a matte of specialization isn't it? Go on, tell nick I said hi.
#20206 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes the rune and shouts return*

Alright... I got em
User avatar #20207 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
That was fast. Unusually fast. Like you knew where Crimson was hiding before you left. And the no copy spell I put on here was broken. By you I'm guessing, since I mixed it with a diversionary spell aimed directly at the person who removed it from my desk.
#20208 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
You're good at this kinda thing.
Crimsons situation is a tad confusing though.... dont tell him I told you this though.
Hes currently a memory trapped in the body of a mannequin.

Another bladelust student kept him around because his magic knowledge was useful. But he chose a way where he has the constant upper hoof
User avatar #20209 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*shakes his head* Dammit Crimson. Let me guess, he got greedy and tried something way out of his league?
#20210 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
From what I heard he just picked a fight with the wrong mage

The gods were merciful to him because of his brother. So they erased his memory and gave him a second chance.
But those memories eventually resurfaced to a second personality.
Which was then split into a second mage.
User avatar #20211 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. Which seems to be the hallmark of blade lust graduates. They offered me a job as headmaster there once, you know, but I prefer the old way of master and apprentice.
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
User avatar #20201 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*couldn't*
#20196 - here* tosses her a pebble covered in runes* The command word i…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20197 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright

*later*

Um... Mister Cedric.
I have bad news and good news
The bad news is that hes not coming just yet

The good news is that he will if he gets his stolen notes back
User avatar #20198 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
But I'm still using them. I'm this close to some major breakthroughs.
#20199 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well we need them
User avatar #20200 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright, here. I don't suppose you have anything to break the un-copyable charm Nicholas used on his parchment here. I've been trying for years and still could break the stupid thing.
#20202 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes out a small bottle of liquid and drops it on the notebook. Lies down a scroll and the text from the notes appears on the scroll*

Sure do
User avatar #20203 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Wonderful. I spend decades failing something and you just made me look like a fool for doing it int a number of seconds.
#20204 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well... Im sorry I tried to help
User avatar #20205 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Then again, I suppose it's a matte of specialization isn't it? Go on, tell nick I said hi.
#20206 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes the rune and shouts return*

Alright... I got em
User avatar #20207 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
That was fast. Unusually fast. Like you knew where Crimson was hiding before you left. And the no copy spell I put on here was broken. By you I'm guessing, since I mixed it with a diversionary spell aimed directly at the person who removed it from my desk.
#20208 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
You're good at this kinda thing.
Crimsons situation is a tad confusing though.... dont tell him I told you this though.
Hes currently a memory trapped in the body of a mannequin.

Another bladelust student kept him around because his magic knowledge was useful. But he chose a way where he has the constant upper hoof
User avatar #20209 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*shakes his head* Dammit Crimson. Let me guess, he got greedy and tried something way out of his league?
#20210 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
From what I heard he just picked a fight with the wrong mage

The gods were merciful to him because of his brother. So they erased his memory and gave him a second chance.
But those memories eventually resurfaced to a second personality.
Which was then split into a second mage.
User avatar #20211 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. Which seems to be the hallmark of blade lust graduates. They offered me a job as headmaster there once, you know, but I prefer the old way of master and apprentice.
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
User avatar #20201 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*couldn't*
#20194 - *scowls at her through the blindfold* I suppose you think you'…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20195 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ill see what I can do.
User avatar #20196 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
here* tosses her a pebble covered in runes* The command word is return. It'll teleport you back to me instantaneously.
#20197 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright

*later*

Um... Mister Cedric.
I have bad news and good news
The bad news is that hes not coming just yet

The good news is that he will if he gets his stolen notes back
User avatar #20198 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
But I'm still using them. I'm this close to some major breakthroughs.
#20199 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well we need them
User avatar #20200 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright, here. I don't suppose you have anything to break the un-copyable charm Nicholas used on his parchment here. I've been trying for years and still could break the stupid thing.
#20202 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes out a small bottle of liquid and drops it on the notebook. Lies down a scroll and the text from the notes appears on the scroll*

Sure do
User avatar #20203 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Wonderful. I spend decades failing something and you just made me look like a fool for doing it int a number of seconds.
#20204 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well... Im sorry I tried to help
User avatar #20205 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Then again, I suppose it's a matte of specialization isn't it? Go on, tell nick I said hi.
#20206 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
*Takes the rune and shouts return*

Alright... I got em
User avatar #20207 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
That was fast. Unusually fast. Like you knew where Crimson was hiding before you left. And the no copy spell I put on here was broken. By you I'm guessing, since I mixed it with a diversionary spell aimed directly at the person who removed it from my desk.
#20208 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
You're good at this kinda thing.
Crimsons situation is a tad confusing though.... dont tell him I told you this though.
Hes currently a memory trapped in the body of a mannequin.

Another bladelust student kept him around because his magic knowledge was useful. But he chose a way where he has the constant upper hoof
User avatar #20209 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*shakes his head* Dammit Crimson. Let me guess, he got greedy and tried something way out of his league?
#20210 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
From what I heard he just picked a fight with the wrong mage

The gods were merciful to him because of his brother. So they erased his memory and gave him a second chance.
But those memories eventually resurfaced to a second personality.
Which was then split into a second mage.
User avatar #20211 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Interesting. The mannequin bit is a tad crude, but effective. Which seems to be the hallmark of blade lust graduates. They offered me a job as headmaster there once, you know, but I prefer the old way of master and apprentice.
#20212 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Eventually I found out the guy was only trying to build an army.
He had a deep hatred of the gods
His power allowed him to maximize the potential of his students which in turn made him more powerful
User avatar #20213 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I should have sensed Crimson's bitterness before I started to train him, It was stupid of me I know, but he had so much potential and he was such a wonderful student, I couldn't say no. He was refreshing with his creativity. Anyways my mistakes and regrets are neither here nor there. Let us travel to this city of yours. My servants will catch up to us eventually.
User avatar #20201 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*couldn't*
#20192 - Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. … 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20190 - Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a gra…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
#20188 - What do you know of the druids? How did you find this place? I…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20189 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ive pioneered my own art of magical calligraphy. It allowed me to interpret any written form of communication.

Though Truthfully Ive come here for a favor trade.
Im willing to help you interpret these... if you're willing to help me.
We have a fortress that needs mages to defend it.

Its a comfortable city and Im sure we could set up an excellent study for you

User avatar #20190 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a graduating bladelust student would put together for their final project. What kind of defenses are we talking? Barriers, traps, automaton, gargoyles, temporal displacement, Not that I'm agreeing to help you yet, mind you, but you certainly have my interest.
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
#20186 - *In the jungle four well muscled ponies surround a bearded old…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20187 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry to bother you sir.
I was just bringing around my ancient Druidic scrolls to use to interpret these markings.
User avatar #20188 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
What do you know of the druids? How did you find this place? It took me years of work to get here.
#20189 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ive pioneered my own art of magical calligraphy. It allowed me to interpret any written form of communication.

Though Truthfully Ive come here for a favor trade.
Im willing to help you interpret these... if you're willing to help me.
We have a fortress that needs mages to defend it.

Its a comfortable city and Im sure we could set up an excellent study for you

User avatar #20190 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a graduating bladelust student would put together for their final project. What kind of defenses are we talking? Barriers, traps, automaton, gargoyles, temporal displacement, Not that I'm agreeing to help you yet, mind you, but you certainly have my interest.
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
#20184 - Of course, Heimdall has outdone himself. After all, this citi…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20185 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright
Then Ill go talk to your friend while my husband settles the kids in
User avatar #20186 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*In the jungle four well muscled ponies surround a bearded old stallion with a blind fold sit around an ancient alter*
Damn druids and their wandering text, it's hard enough to read left to right with no eyes but they had to make it spiral. A bucking spiral! And they couldn't just come out with clean cut descriptions, no, they had to use words and languages that were dead before the titans took their first breathes.
Master, a woman approaches.
Well, tell her to go away, I'm busy.
#20187 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry to bother you sir.
I was just bringing around my ancient Druidic scrolls to use to interpret these markings.
User avatar #20188 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
What do you know of the druids? How did you find this place? It took me years of work to get here.
#20189 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ive pioneered my own art of magical calligraphy. It allowed me to interpret any written form of communication.

Though Truthfully Ive come here for a favor trade.
Im willing to help you interpret these... if you're willing to help me.
We have a fortress that needs mages to defend it.

Its a comfortable city and Im sure we could set up an excellent study for you

User avatar #20190 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a graduating bladelust student would put together for their final project. What kind of defenses are we talking? Barriers, traps, automaton, gargoyles, temporal displacement, Not that I'm agreeing to help you yet, mind you, but you certainly have my interest.
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
#20182 - You can read gaiaic? Good. You talk do the talking. I'm going …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20183 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Easy stuff.

We're more than willing to stay here a while as long as we can bring our families along too
User avatar #20184 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Of course, Heimdall has outdone himself. After all, this cities was built in weeks with a little help from heimdall. At the moment we have three forty foot high stone walls ten feet thick with attack towers every three hundred yards. We've managed to secure a few hundred cannons that we've place on the outermost wall. Each gate has three independent steel doors and two portcullisesAnd we have the ability to flood the ground between walls with molten lava. Inside, we have the capacity to house four million ponies, from which about three quarters have filled. So there's plenty of room. Just find an empty house and move in.
#20185 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright
Then Ill go talk to your friend while my husband settles the kids in
User avatar #20186 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*In the jungle four well muscled ponies surround a bearded old stallion with a blind fold sit around an ancient alter*
Damn druids and their wandering text, it's hard enough to read left to right with no eyes but they had to make it spiral. A bucking spiral! And they couldn't just come out with clean cut descriptions, no, they had to use words and languages that were dead before the titans took their first breathes.
Master, a woman approaches.
Well, tell her to go away, I'm busy.
#20187 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry to bother you sir.
I was just bringing around my ancient Druidic scrolls to use to interpret these markings.
User avatar #20188 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
What do you know of the druids? How did you find this place? It took me years of work to get here.
#20189 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ive pioneered my own art of magical calligraphy. It allowed me to interpret any written form of communication.

Though Truthfully Ive come here for a favor trade.
Im willing to help you interpret these... if you're willing to help me.
We have a fortress that needs mages to defend it.

Its a comfortable city and Im sure we could set up an excellent study for you

User avatar #20190 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a graduating bladelust student would put together for their final project. What kind of defenses are we talking? Barriers, traps, automaton, gargoyles, temporal displacement, Not that I'm agreeing to help you yet, mind you, but you certainly have my interest.
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
#20180 - I gotta warn you though he's a bit.....odd. You'll see. Last I…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20181 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well thats just perfect then... I spent a lot of time deciphering ancient texts... I have a lot of old scrolls I wrote down all about druidic texts.
User avatar #20182 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
You can read gaiaic? Good. You talk do the talking. I'm going to be busy trying to disguise my presence. In the mean time, do either of you know how to make a tracking charm out a ponies possession? I, uh, still have those notes.
#20183 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Easy stuff.

We're more than willing to stay here a while as long as we can bring our families along too
User avatar #20184 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Of course, Heimdall has outdone himself. After all, this cities was built in weeks with a little help from heimdall. At the moment we have three forty foot high stone walls ten feet thick with attack towers every three hundred yards. We've managed to secure a few hundred cannons that we've place on the outermost wall. Each gate has three independent steel doors and two portcullisesAnd we have the ability to flood the ground between walls with molten lava. Inside, we have the capacity to house four million ponies, from which about three quarters have filled. So there's plenty of room. Just find an empty house and move in.
#20185 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright
Then Ill go talk to your friend while my husband settles the kids in
User avatar #20186 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*In the jungle four well muscled ponies surround a bearded old stallion with a blind fold sit around an ancient alter*
Damn druids and their wandering text, it's hard enough to read left to right with no eyes but they had to make it spiral. A bucking spiral! And they couldn't just come out with clean cut descriptions, no, they had to use words and languages that were dead before the titans took their first breathes.
Master, a woman approaches.
Well, tell her to go away, I'm busy.
#20187 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry to bother you sir.
I was just bringing around my ancient Druidic scrolls to use to interpret these markings.
User avatar #20188 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
What do you know of the druids? How did you find this place? It took me years of work to get here.
#20189 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ive pioneered my own art of magical calligraphy. It allowed me to interpret any written form of communication.

Though Truthfully Ive come here for a favor trade.
Im willing to help you interpret these... if you're willing to help me.
We have a fortress that needs mages to defend it.

Its a comfortable city and Im sure we could set up an excellent study for you

User avatar #20190 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a graduating bladelust student would put together for their final project. What kind of defenses are we talking? Barriers, traps, automaton, gargoyles, temporal displacement, Not that I'm agreeing to help you yet, mind you, but you certainly have my interest.
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
#116 - You think that's old...... 05/21/2013 on A Flashback to the Not So... +6
#20178 - His name is nicholas the blind. He was traditionally trained a…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20179 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Then perhaps it would be wise to convince him to help.
User avatar #20180 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
I gotta warn you though he's a bit.....odd. You'll see. Last I heard he was somewhere in Pan's forest doing more research on the druids. Apparently their texts are rather difficult to decipher and even harder to bring to practical understanding.
#20181 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well thats just perfect then... I spent a lot of time deciphering ancient texts... I have a lot of old scrolls I wrote down all about druidic texts.
User avatar #20182 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
You can read gaiaic? Good. You talk do the talking. I'm going to be busy trying to disguise my presence. In the mean time, do either of you know how to make a tracking charm out a ponies possession? I, uh, still have those notes.
#20183 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Easy stuff.

We're more than willing to stay here a while as long as we can bring our families along too
User avatar #20184 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Of course, Heimdall has outdone himself. After all, this cities was built in weeks with a little help from heimdall. At the moment we have three forty foot high stone walls ten feet thick with attack towers every three hundred yards. We've managed to secure a few hundred cannons that we've place on the outermost wall. Each gate has three independent steel doors and two portcullisesAnd we have the ability to flood the ground between walls with molten lava. Inside, we have the capacity to house four million ponies, from which about three quarters have filled. So there's plenty of room. Just find an empty house and move in.
#20185 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright
Then Ill go talk to your friend while my husband settles the kids in
User avatar #20186 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*In the jungle four well muscled ponies surround a bearded old stallion with a blind fold sit around an ancient alter*
Damn druids and their wandering text, it's hard enough to read left to right with no eyes but they had to make it spiral. A bucking spiral! And they couldn't just come out with clean cut descriptions, no, they had to use words and languages that were dead before the titans took their first breathes.
Master, a woman approaches.
Well, tell her to go away, I'm busy.
#20187 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry to bother you sir.
I was just bringing around my ancient Druidic scrolls to use to interpret these markings.
User avatar #20188 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
What do you know of the druids? How did you find this place? It took me years of work to get here.
#20189 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ive pioneered my own art of magical calligraphy. It allowed me to interpret any written form of communication.

Though Truthfully Ive come here for a favor trade.
Im willing to help you interpret these... if you're willing to help me.
We have a fortress that needs mages to defend it.

Its a comfortable city and Im sure we could set up an excellent study for you

User avatar #20190 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a graduating bladelust student would put together for their final project. What kind of defenses are we talking? Barriers, traps, automaton, gargoyles, temporal displacement, Not that I'm agreeing to help you yet, mind you, but you certainly have my interest.
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
#20176 - Perhaps. Though musical magic is more about influencing and di…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20177 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
It is the art I know best.

Any assistance will be assisted.
User avatar #20178 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
His name is nicholas the blind. He was traditionally trained as a northern mage, calling upon the energies of the great tree, but he's thoroughly studied every branch of magic and it has been his life work trying to unify them. He even knows a few bits and pieces about the arts of the gaiaic druids. He's more about the theory than the practice, but he's one of the few people I would admit to being their inferior magically speaking.
#20179 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Then perhaps it would be wise to convince him to help.
User avatar #20180 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
I gotta warn you though he's a bit.....odd. You'll see. Last I heard he was somewhere in Pan's forest doing more research on the druids. Apparently their texts are rather difficult to decipher and even harder to bring to practical understanding.
#20181 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well thats just perfect then... I spent a lot of time deciphering ancient texts... I have a lot of old scrolls I wrote down all about druidic texts.
User avatar #20182 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
You can read gaiaic? Good. You talk do the talking. I'm going to be busy trying to disguise my presence. In the mean time, do either of you know how to make a tracking charm out a ponies possession? I, uh, still have those notes.
#20183 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Easy stuff.

We're more than willing to stay here a while as long as we can bring our families along too
User avatar #20184 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Of course, Heimdall has outdone himself. After all, this cities was built in weeks with a little help from heimdall. At the moment we have three forty foot high stone walls ten feet thick with attack towers every three hundred yards. We've managed to secure a few hundred cannons that we've place on the outermost wall. Each gate has three independent steel doors and two portcullisesAnd we have the ability to flood the ground between walls with molten lava. Inside, we have the capacity to house four million ponies, from which about three quarters have filled. So there's plenty of room. Just find an empty house and move in.
#20185 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright
Then Ill go talk to your friend while my husband settles the kids in
User avatar #20186 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*In the jungle four well muscled ponies surround a bearded old stallion with a blind fold sit around an ancient alter*
Damn druids and their wandering text, it's hard enough to read left to right with no eyes but they had to make it spiral. A bucking spiral! And they couldn't just come out with clean cut descriptions, no, they had to use words and languages that were dead before the titans took their first breathes.
Master, a woman approaches.
Well, tell her to go away, I'm busy.
#20187 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry to bother you sir.
I was just bringing around my ancient Druidic scrolls to use to interpret these markings.
User avatar #20188 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
What do you know of the druids? How did you find this place? It took me years of work to get here.
#20189 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ive pioneered my own art of magical calligraphy. It allowed me to interpret any written form of communication.

Though Truthfully Ive come here for a favor trade.
Im willing to help you interpret these... if you're willing to help me.
We have a fortress that needs mages to defend it.

Its a comfortable city and Im sure we could set up an excellent study for you

User avatar #20190 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a graduating bladelust student would put together for their final project. What kind of defenses are we talking? Barriers, traps, automaton, gargoyles, temporal displacement, Not that I'm agreeing to help you yet, mind you, but you certainly have my interest.
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
#20174 - Sounds good. At the moment I've done the best I could with a r…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/21/2013 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#20175 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
You also work with the magic of song do you not?
Perhaps we could work together on this matter.
User avatar #20176 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Perhaps. Though musical magic is more about influencing and directing. It's more subtle. Though erm....uh....I do know one very powerful wizard who could possibly be persuaded to join us. Well, as long as he doesn't recognize me that is. I served a rather long time as his apprentice until we parted on foul terms when I 'borrowed' some research of his that helped me to unlock the secrets of the blood magics.
#20177 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
It is the art I know best.

Any assistance will be assisted.
User avatar #20178 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
His name is nicholas the blind. He was traditionally trained as a northern mage, calling upon the energies of the great tree, but he's thoroughly studied every branch of magic and it has been his life work trying to unify them. He even knows a few bits and pieces about the arts of the gaiaic druids. He's more about the theory than the practice, but he's one of the few people I would admit to being their inferior magically speaking.
#20179 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Then perhaps it would be wise to convince him to help.
User avatar #20180 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
I gotta warn you though he's a bit.....odd. You'll see. Last I heard he was somewhere in Pan's forest doing more research on the druids. Apparently their texts are rather difficult to decipher and even harder to bring to practical understanding.
#20181 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well thats just perfect then... I spent a lot of time deciphering ancient texts... I have a lot of old scrolls I wrote down all about druidic texts.
User avatar #20182 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
You can read gaiaic? Good. You talk do the talking. I'm going to be busy trying to disguise my presence. In the mean time, do either of you know how to make a tracking charm out a ponies possession? I, uh, still have those notes.
#20183 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Easy stuff.

We're more than willing to stay here a while as long as we can bring our families along too
User avatar #20184 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Of course, Heimdall has outdone himself. After all, this cities was built in weeks with a little help from heimdall. At the moment we have three forty foot high stone walls ten feet thick with attack towers every three hundred yards. We've managed to secure a few hundred cannons that we've place on the outermost wall. Each gate has three independent steel doors and two portcullisesAnd we have the ability to flood the ground between walls with molten lava. Inside, we have the capacity to house four million ponies, from which about three quarters have filled. So there's plenty of room. Just find an empty house and move in.
#20185 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright
Then Ill go talk to your friend while my husband settles the kids in
User avatar #20186 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
*In the jungle four well muscled ponies surround a bearded old stallion with a blind fold sit around an ancient alter*
Damn druids and their wandering text, it's hard enough to read left to right with no eyes but they had to make it spiral. A bucking spiral! And they couldn't just come out with clean cut descriptions, no, they had to use words and languages that were dead before the titans took their first breathes.
Master, a woman approaches.
Well, tell her to go away, I'm busy.
#20187 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Im sorry to bother you sir.
I was just bringing around my ancient Druidic scrolls to use to interpret these markings.
User avatar #20188 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
What do you know of the druids? How did you find this place? It took me years of work to get here.
#20189 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Ive pioneered my own art of magical calligraphy. It allowed me to interpret any written form of communication.

Though Truthfully Ive come here for a favor trade.
Im willing to help you interpret these... if you're willing to help me.
We have a fortress that needs mages to defend it.

Its a comfortable city and Im sure we could set up an excellent study for you

User avatar #20190 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Text as sorcery? Interesting. That sounds like something a graduating bladelust student would put together for their final project. What kind of defenses are we talking? Barriers, traps, automaton, gargoyles, temporal displacement, Not that I'm agreeing to help you yet, mind you, but you certainly have my interest.
#20191 - captainyoshi (05/21/2013) [-]
Well currently we have traps and cannons and a huge wall.
But we're seeking a magic barrier... something powerful enough to never break to any magical force and repel anypony with ill intent towards those who would harm the ones inside.
Specifically peace seeking vampires.
Followers of Lord Sanguine.
User avatar #20192 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2013) [-]
Barriers are easy stuff so long as you've got a power source. Selective barriers only require mildly more finesse. Too boring, not interested, goodbye.
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#7802 - Nazistick (06/13/2013) [-]
HEY LOOK! I CAN MAKE A GIF NOW!
HEY LOOK! I CAN MAKE A GIF NOW!
User avatar #7804 to #7802 - secondlawprevails (06/14/2013) [-]
aaah, but can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #7805 to #7804 - Nazistick (06/14/2013) [-]
I could, but the companies would try to kill me if I try to say it out loud...
User avatar #7806 to #7805 - secondlawprevails (06/14/2013) [-]
lol, how's it hanging?
User avatar #7807 to #7806 - Nazistick (06/14/2013) [-]
Going good. Busy with Tumblr and the like.
User avatar #7808 to #7807 - secondlawprevails (06/14/2013) [-]
I got half way through setting up a tumblr account one. I duno, just not my thing
#7727 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hey Id.
I figured Id inspect your progress on the redemption of your past sins.
#7894 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (23 minutes ago) [-]
Thank you mischief. And no perpetually farting whoopee cushions under the mattress this time. Nor giant spiders. Nor an alarm clock programmed to go off every forty seven point two seconds. Am I clear young man?
#7895 to #7894 - captainyoshi ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
Yes mommy.
#7896 to #7895 - secondlawprevails (21 minutes ago) [-]
*ruffles his mane* No there's a good boy. So honey other thanan obviously large amount of snacking, *pokes him in the belly again* anything fun happen on your trip?
#7897 to #7896 - captainyoshi ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
Oh nothing interesting... meddled with time, revived an ancient long destroyed back up of a universe... same old same old
User avatar #7898 to #7897 - secondlawprevails (18 minutes ago) [-]
Sounds interesting.
Daddy! Daddy! can we go with you next time? Pleeeeease. I really like adventures! I'll be safe! I can take Mr. Bubbles with me. He'll protect us!
#7899 to #7898 - captainyoshi ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
We'll see.
#7900 to #7899 - secondlawprevails (14 minutes ago) [-]
Speaking of giant skeletal demon sharks, you need to go feed mr. bubbles young lady.
Awwwwww, but momma....
No buts. Go. *sighs* she needs to learn that just because that stupid fish wants to eat someone, he doesn't get to. Then, she makes it worse by forgetting to feed him what he's supposed to eat.
#7901 to #7900 - captainyoshi ONLINE (13 minutes ago) [-]
Well Id... welcome to the family for a while.
User avatar #7902 to #7901 - secondlawprevails (12 minutes ago) [-]
Is it always this.....lively?
#7903 to #7902 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12 minutes ago) [-]
On a good day
#7874 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (49 minutes ago) [-]
*as jade walks off* I....I thougt I'd be able to make everything better.
#7875 to #7874 - captainyoshi ONLINE (47 minutes ago) [-]
Rome wasn't built in a day.... it was actually built in Nine Trillion eight hundred and forty three Billion Two hundred...

*Cl* We get the point Loki
User avatar #7876 to #7875 - secondlawprevails (46 minutes ago) [-]
*sniff* Hey mister Loki?
#7877 to #7876 - captainyoshi ONLINE (46 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #7878 to #7877 - secondlawprevails (41 minutes ago) [-]
I....I hear there's a really bad god around who punishes ponies for what they've done wrong. I...I wasn't afraid until now cause I thought I could fix it, but until this is all over, do you think I could stay with you?
#7879 to #7878 - captainyoshi ONLINE (40 minutes ago) [-]
Uh... sure I guess
#7880 to #7879 - secondlawprevails (39 minutes ago) [-]
Thanks....Besides you seem like the kind of pony that could cheer a guy up....right?
#7881 to #7880 - captainyoshi ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
Alright
Yeah... I am
#7882 to #7881 - secondlawprevails (38 minutes ago) [-]
*hugs him* Hello darling!
#7883 to #7882 - captainyoshi ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
Hiya hon.
Yeah... so... went on an adventure across time and space... I didn't miss dinner did I?
#7884 to #7883 - secondlawprevails (35 minutes ago) [-]
*pokes him in the gut* It looks like it wouldn't matter if you did. I swear, I'd love a fat you just as much but you've got to set a good example for the kids.
#7885 to #7884 - captainyoshi ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
They're gods of chaos... what matters is that they make chaos when its supposed to occur.
#7886 to #7885 - secondlawprevails (33 minutes ago) [-]
Yes, but they can hardly make chaos if they're too chubby make it out the door now can they?

Daddy! Daddy's home! Mayhem come on Daddy's home!
#7887 to #7886 - captainyoshi ONLINE (32 minutes ago) [-]
You're Mayhem... Im mischief.

User avatar #7888 to #7887 - secondlawprevails (30 minutes ago) [-]
(well considering my folder is a hodgepodge of salvaged pics on a jump drive I'm surprised this is my first mistake) I know, I was just being silly.
#7889 to #7888 - captainyoshi ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
Well its still inexcusable person RPing as a small Necromancer child

*Lo* His first breaking the fourth wall... *single tear* Im so proud
#7890 to #7889 - secondlawprevails (28 minutes ago) [-]
Hey Daddy, while you were gone, Mr. bubbles ate the postman.....again.
#7891 to #7890 - captainyoshi ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
Of course.... Ill take care of it this time honey... until then... you can meet our guest... this is Id. Little Brodin asked me to keep an eye on him for a bit
#7892 to #7891 - secondlawprevails (25 minutes ago) [-]
Lovely. If you'll just clear the dinosaurs, the slushy machine, and the live band performance our of the guest room, I'll get him some clean sheets.
#7893 to #7892 - captainyoshi ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
ILL DO IT ILL DO IT ILL DO IT

User avatar #7854 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
This is it. Here! *grabs a glowing ball and they all fall into it*
#7855 to #7854 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Well here we are.
User avatar #7856 to #7855 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
*Id looks around them in shock and horror. They stand on a beach pink beack with blue flowers littered in bodies* My gods.....did I cause this?
#7857 to #7856 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
One truly never knows the darkness they are truly capable of. And when they see into the eyes of their own darkness... it scares even the strongest of men...

*Cl* Wow Loki... that was oddly Poetic for you

*L* Thanks... I read it on a fortune Cookie
#7858 to #7857 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
Poems or not, we need to find Jade. Please help me look. That's her village over there where all the smoke and fires and the giant balrog looming over it is.
#7859 to #7858 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Hold on... wait for it.

*Clockwork waits for the very moment before Jades body is obliterated and pauses time, pulling her away and taking the entire group to a small ruined warehouse*
User avatar #7860 to #7859 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
*hugs her* My jade! Jade! Jade! It's me! Id!
*J* Id? but....but you were....a monster...everypony was killing each other. It was horrible....
#7861 to #7860 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Time has changed him..... the monster he became... is defeated in the time we come from.
My brother broke the evil he held in his soul.
Please... feel free to come with us to our time
You'll be safe there.
I made sure to take you from time at the same point you would have died.... he will not follow
User avatar #7862 to #7861 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
But....it's because of me he got like that.....we spent too much time together and we weren't doing our jobs. I don't want that to happen again. *looks tearfully up at him and starts crying* Just send me back! I don't want any more ponies to die!
#7863 to #7862 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
They wont have to. Not anymore.
Id has learned his lesson... But you see... hes here for a more important reason... visions of his past... from when he was... well... that thing out there
#7864 to #7863 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
*tries to hug her but she pulls away* Jade! Jade listen! Jade! I wanted to come back! To say I love you!
NO YOU DON'T! YOU WOULD HAVE WAITED IF YOU DID! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE JUMPED OFF THE DEEP END JUST BECAUSE WE COULDN'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE! AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU "LOVED" ME!
#7865 to #7864 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Time has changed the man. I pray you take this as an opportunity to give him another chance.
User avatar #7866 to #7865 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
No! Never! After what he did to everything else I cared about! Not until you drop over dead and wither to dust time god! *pokes him in the chest*
#7867 to #7866 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Then... just give him a chance to speak
User avatar #7868 to #7867 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
Jade....I'm sorry. I...I just got desperate to see you...and..... putting on the armor seemed like a good idea at the time. And ....and I loved you.
*J* Yeah, I loved you too at one point in time but what you did is unforgivable Id. I'm sorry goodbye. *storms out of the warehouse* Leaving id staring after her.
#7869 to #7868 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
*Stops her*

Its unwise to go out there until the other him leaves
User avatar #7870 to #7869 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
So what? I"ll just wait in here until my world ends and then I'll travel back to your world. Yeah, that won't be awkward in the least.
#7871 to #7870 - captainyoshi ONLINE (58 minutes ago) [-]
We went through a lot to get here.
Like...a real lot... it'd be a shame to go home empty handed... and besides... Id's got a bit of a debt to the world to repay... and... well he owes you a lot too... so it'd be an even bigger shame if he couldn't pay the full debt back.
User avatar #7872 to #7871 - secondlawprevails (52 minutes ago) [-]
Fine I'll come back with you. But I'm not speakin to HIM.
#7873 to #7872 - captainyoshi ONLINE (51 minutes ago) [-]
Then come. I tied a thread holding our world to our location.

*Pulls the thread which pulls them back home*
User avatar #7834 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
No no no no no. Because he broke the rules, Unic's promotion was delayed a few million years as your time runs......and he was either imbittered against your planet or he caught the flu.....hmmmm..........but one or the other turned him into the paranoid tyrant he was until recently.
#7835 to #7834 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I have been monitoring the changes within the time stream... and nothing seems to have gone wrong.
User avatar #7836 to #7835 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
You're probably a bit off here. I told you time is irrelevant here. A ll possible times simultaneous exist everywhere. Even past possibilities.
#7837 to #7836 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Im aware.
User avatar #7838 to #7837 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
Still, the clockwork is designed to balence things. If you hadn't done that, something else would have tipped him off. If not for that, something else. The more we try to change things, the more they stay the same.....still it did relult in the creation of flash points. Freeze frames captured five minutes before each world's destruction. Stored in a vault just for that purpose.....or was it built to store icecream? Hmmmmmmm
#7839 to #7838 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Hmmm.... its that easy to mess with the architects eh....

Heheheheeee

*Cl* Loki... dont get any ideas
User avatar #7840 to #7839 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh yes....we're far from perfect. We each have an inbuilt flaw designed to cause us to unravel....but.....oh bother. They're either in the great archives....or in a hidden compartment in the gentlecolt's restroom.....bah curse my old addled wits.
#7841 to #7840 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Hold on just two seconds...

*A random portal opens up and he reaches in and pulls out a random godhood orb*

A present for a friend... now lets find where the backup of your dimension is Id.
User avatar #7842 to #7841 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh, yes! archives! That was my job for the longest time before I was promoted to council. For the longest time I was ormund. First class librarian number 1235.6th in line for council. *takes out a wrinkled up postcard of a great shining city* I'm ready to go home. How about you boys?
#7843 to #7842 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Yep
User avatar #7844 to #7843 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
**they eventually wander through to the city of the architects* A vast, yet spotless and gleaming metropolis constructed of gold and adaptation. * Okay.....archives are.....either this way....or that way......oh bother.....or is that the cafeteria? *starts muttering to himself*
#7845 to #7844 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
We had to pick the one that can't remember anything didn't we.
User avatar #7846 to #7845 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
*looks grumpily at him* I was designed for wisdom not memory. There's a reason I only ever got promoted to second seat in the council. Perhaps you could do retrace my steps and figure out where a younger me worked?
#7847 to #7846 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Alright.

*A hologram of the architect from a past point in time appears*
User avatar #7848 to #7847 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
Ah right. That way would have led to the burrito stand. Now I remember. Thank you. Come on. Follow me. Yes, even you Loki.
#7849 to #7848 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Why am I excluded?
User avatar #7850 to #7849 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
Because by now, I now there's a thing between chaos gods and food. Just because we heave amazing food stands lining the streets. dispensing amazing food for free. Doesn't mean you get to wander off and gorge yourself.
#7851 to #7850 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Lets just hurry up and get this over with
User avatar #7852 to #7851 - secondlawprevails (1 hour ago) [-]
They pick their way through shelves and shelves of glowing orbs. I think your looking for.........this world. Or wait....is that the world where everpypony wears sunglasses and utters witty one liners. Hmmmmmmm.
#7853 to #7852 - captainyoshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Lets let Id find his universe
User avatar #7814 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (3 hours ago) [-]
*shoves him through* Then let's go!
*they emerge in what appears to be a dimly lit study. A young architect sits at a desk* Oh, hi. I guess you're going through the clockwork?
#7815 to #7814 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. Hes lookin for a long lost dimension
User avatar #7816 to #7815 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
*frowns* if you had the blueprint for it that would be easier. A blueprint for your destination is the only sure way to find someplace in the clockwork. Hmmmm. I'm ferrig by the way....but only for now. Someday, I'll be head architect and then I'll have to pick a new name to go on the council.
#7817 to #7816 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Well aint that just wonderful

User avatar #7818 to #7817 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I'm gonna call myself Unic. And I'm gonna help make all kinds of awesome new worlds to observe and learn from!
#7819 to #7818 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah... Im just gonna go now... Theres a portal over there
User avatar #7820 to #7819 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
Wait! Tell me what you think of this! *holds up a blueprint* Do you think It'll work well?
*Id whispers* Sweet Faust! Loki! That's my home! TThat's where we need to go!
#7821 to #7820 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
It looks pretty nice.

You should create it with some sort of back up feature... in case it gets destroyed or something... it will simply stop time at that exact point... and then time will be able to continue if a high enough ranked architect were to say so...
User avatar #7822 to #7821 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
But that.....that's against the rules! *rifles through a desk drawer pulling out an odd assortment of objects way too big to fit into it* Here we are! *pulls out a massive green volume* The purpose of the worlds is to be observed and learned from, if a world fails and is destroyed, it shall remain as such and it's time and cause of destruction shall be written down.
#7823 to #7822 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Dont be such a stick in the mud man... be a little spontaneous once in a while
User avatar #7824 to #7823 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
But....but....if I design something against the rules I'll never be head architect!
#7825 to #7824 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
WIMP
User avatar #7826 to #7825 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
I am not a wimp! I....I just like to be cautious.
#7827 to #7826 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
That just makes you a wimp.
User avatar #7828 to #7827 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
Fine! You know what I will! That will show you!
#7829 to #7828 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Why you... You jerk... I can't believe you'd do something like that
User avatar #7830 to #7829 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
Now go! Get out! Or....or.....I'll call someone!
#7831 to #7830 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Come on... lets get out of here before he does.
User avatar #7832 to #7831 - secondlawprevails (2 hours ago) [-]
*they emerge into the clockwork and betan looks up fro a battered mirror and shakes his head* *sigh* I wish you hadn't of done that.
#7833 to #7832 - captainyoshi ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Relax... I was very specific... only an architect of a high enough rank can even use that kind of power.
#7788 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
*They emerge as a bunch of architects are moving bits of machinery and construcking other pieces of what appears to be the clockwork* Oh, wow.
#7789 to #7788 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Hmm... we seem to have wandered into an early part in time.

Like... way way early...

Id... Id avoid causing too much trouble here... worst case scenario you end up your own grandpa
User avatar #7790 to #7789 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Wait a minute....how would that even work....Oh......Ew!.......EEEEWWWW! Loki, would you happen to have any mind bleach for that particular thought?
#7791 to #7790 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
ENJOY THE HORRIFYING THOUGHTS

#7792 to #7791 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
*shoots him a dirty look* I hope we wander across the OCD universe where everything is neat and tidy and they only eat at given meal times.
#7793 to #7792 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Now thats just cruel... I like it.
#7794 to #7793 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
So....I don't see any portals here....what do we do?
#7795 to #7794 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Three

Two

One

*another Portal appears in front of them.*

Come on.
#7796 to #7795 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
*they find themselves in a blizzard as what looks like a giant snow cone with legs and mouth full of sharp teeth begins to lumber towards them* Why would there ever need to be a need for something like that?
#7797 to #7796 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Now thats just wrong
#7798 to #7797 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
*jumps out of the way as another snowcone erupts from the snowbank behind him* I don't suppose you've anything to dispose of giant carnivorous snowcones do you?
#7799 to #7798 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
*Hands him a giant spoon*

Yep
User avatar #7800 to #7799 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
*gives him a a scrutinizing stare* You're either some kind of genious, or a real whack-job, you know that?
#7801 to #7800 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes I think its a little of both
User avatar #7803 to #7801 - secondlawprevails (06/14/2013) [-]
*starts to eat the monster* Aaaaugh! Brainfreeze!
#7809 to #7803 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
WIMP
User avatar #7810 to #7809 - secondlawprevails (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh, and how far into one of these monsters can you get?
#7811 to #7810 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Ive already ate six
User avatar #7812 to #7811 - secondlawprevails (06/17/2013) [-]
I forgot you live for frozen treats. This nightmare is probably some kind of paradise for you. Can we just get out of here before I vomit blue slush all over our hooves.
#7813 to #7812 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
The portals been open for two minutes now
#7768 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Wonderful! I may be a tad senile, but I still love to help where I can!
#7769 to #7768 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Then just follow that way there... it should lead back to where we came from... the realm in which the new Grand Architect calls home
User avatar #7770 to #7769 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Ah! but then surely it doesn't. you see distance is irrelevant here. As is time. As is direction. You'll end up where you end up. *scratches his head* or was that the cafeteria line?
#7771 to #7770 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Well I suppose you could join us for a bit... we'll be heading back soon enough... after We deal with a few important matters
#7773 to #7772 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I agree
#7774 to #7773 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
So, we just try portals at random and hope we eventually stumble across the right one? Is that what you guys are saying?
#7775 to #7774 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Pretty much
#7776 to #7775 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Okay, Loki, logic indicates that chaos and random are sort of the same thing, why don't you pick one?
#7777 to #7776 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Sure... How about... This one.

*Opens a door revealing a dimension full of various foodstands*

ITS BEAUTIFUL
#7778 to #7777 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
*stomach grumbles* I am kind of hungry. I haven't eaten in days.
#7779 to #7778 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
#7780 to #7779 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Careful, you're never sure how long these doors will stay-*the portal closes cutting off loki and I'd from the others* Uh oh.
#7781 to #7780 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Well... I dont know about you... But Im set for life.
User avatar #7782 to #7781 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Mmmmmph this is good. *grabs another hamburger* but we really should find a way out of here.
#7783 to #7782 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Fiiiiine...

We'll find a way
#7784 to #7783 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, how do you think your wife and kids would feel if you just stayed here forever?
#7785 to #7784 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Hmm... perhaps...

*takes out a notepad and begins writing and mumbling to himself as he paces around*


Hmm... yeah... Carry the three... divide by five... and....

*A random portal opens up*

Oh hey... a portal... I was just drawing a picture of you with a cool mustache
#7786 to #7785 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Hey, how'd you do that?
#7787 to #7786 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Chaos is unpredictable... I really dont know... but... as long as the Clockwork is open... people and other beings will find there way in and out...
and we just gotta follow them
#7748 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
No, I meant your rules. I mean having two universes where I both did and didn't become the balrog tied to each other, well, it seems like....*trails off unable to find the right phrase*
#7749 to #7748 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I like to live dangerously.
Keeps things interesting...
#7750 to #7749 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
Oh, ok. I guess if you say it's okay.
#7751 to #7750 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Great... an inter-dimensional vacation...



I BROUGHT SANDWICHES
#7752 to #7751 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
Daddy! Can we come too?
#7753 to #7752 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Sorry guys... your powers aren't quite refined enough for this journey okay.
Im sorry.
#7754 to #7753 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
AWwwwww, but daddy, *points at Id and clockwork* They don't look that much older than us.
#7755 to #7754 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
To be fair... hes been trapped in the great machine for several billion years and Ive been alive since the beginning of time... Three thousand eight hundred and fifty six times
User avatar #7756 to #7755 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
Awwwwww. Come on Mayhem, maybe we'll see if there's anything fun to do over at miss Nephthys's house.
#7757 to #7756 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Lets go then.
#7758 to #7757 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
*through the clockwork, they can see portals and rift randomly opening and closing around them as the mechanical bits of the universe zoom around them* I thought the inside of the great machine would be....I don't know, more orderly.
#7759 to #7758 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Most people think that.

But then again... this realm is beyond the logic of our realm
#7760 to #7759 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
So, how do we find anything in here?
#7761 to #7760 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Pick a direction and hope it could lead to what we want.
#7762 to #7761 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
*an architect stands upside down on the ceiling above them* Ah, finally intelligent life! I spent the last hundred or so years on a planet inhabited solely by giant chickens before I found a way back.
#7763 to #7762 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Well I cant speak for Loki or Id... but I do consider myself somewhat smarter than a giant Chicken.
#7764 to #7763 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
*drops down* I am Betan Second seat of the council. I got lost on my way to help Quintus and his rebellion. I'm not too late am I?
#7765 to #7764 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
You're a little late... but there is still time to speak to the new grand Architect.
User avatar #7766 to #7765 - secondlawprevails (06/09/2013) [-]
Blast! I was hoping to be of use!
#7767 to #7766 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
You still have a chance to be useful
#7728 to #7727 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
It's....going okay. It'd be easier if I could stick to the present. My sins aren't the only past laying on my mind.
#7729 to #7728 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
#7730 to #7729 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
When I was the Balrog, I destroyed my home world. And I'm having trouble coping.....I just....I keeping having hallucinations that I'm back home, with the ponies that knew and loved me, even as I became that monster. I've....I've got some medicine from lethos that helps, but it doesn't stave off the dreams. Dreams so wonderful and peaceful that they turn reality into hell.
#7731 to #7730 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Then we gotta fix it once and for all.
User avatar #7732 to #7731 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
I've been thinking about it. Everypony says it's because I need closure. That I need to say goodbye, and I was thinking, what if I could find a way?
#7733 to #7732 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Im sure there is a way.
#7734 to #7733 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
I've been thinking...I heard a rumor about a place called the clockwork. Is it true? There are holes to every place and time there?
#7735 to #7734 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
We'd need a time god to keep us from aging to oblivion and a chaos god to keep the realm in reality.
#7736 to #7735 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
So it is real! I can go home! I can see my jade again and tell her how much I love her! Oh, this is going to be great!
#7737 to #7736 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Im coming with you just in case something bad happens... If you die... or worse... you aint gonna be able to fill in our bargain.
And I wont be happy
User avatar #7738 to #7737 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
But uh, wait a minute, I need to find a chaos god and time god first! Damn it!
#7739 to #7738 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Oh Gee Odin... if only you knew a time god...

O: Clockwork? What happened to you?

i aged myself a little too far. Its no big deal... Ill be old and gray again soon enough
#7740 to #7739 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
So you'll help us? Oh, man! This is great!
#7741 to #7740 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
My brothers a Chaos god... If I can get him separate from his wife for a while then It shouldn't be a problem
User avatar #7742 to #7741 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
Really? That's awesome! Maybe I can even stop myself and I can save jade, and finally tell her how I feel, and everything will be okay!
#7743 to #7742 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hopefully.
User avatar #7744 to #7743 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
*suddenly looks crestfallen* Oh, but that also means I'd never meet Kahooli.
#7745 to #7744 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hmmm.... perhaps... Perhaps I could convince the Architects to allow both realms to intertwine

Hmmm.... under enough magical energy binding them together... neither of them would cause any chaotic anomalies.

And Floe recently contained a being powerful enough to bind both realms together.
#7746 to #7745 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2013) [-]
I thought stuff like that was....you know, against the rules.
#7747 to #7746 - captainyoshi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
We have a new grand Architect now...
#7721 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
The other day you were asking if Chuck from the Walking dead has any good lines or moments... this is the best one I can find... unfortunately its his last.
User avatar #7723 to #7722 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
From what I've seen, I could have picked worse.
User avatar #7724 to #7723 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
He really doesn't get too much screen time honestly.
He appears in the last chapter of episode 3 and dies in the first chapter of episode 4
User avatar #7725 to #7724 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
He seems pretty cool though. Opening with a line from Hemingway.
User avatar #7726 to #7725 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Hes a good character


Though considering i love just about every character in that game to death... me saying that doesn't mean much.
#7692 - appleyjack **User deleted account** (04/13/2013) [-]
ur a whore
#7691 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
You're a whore
You're a whore
#7615 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Hello Phobos.
Its has been a while.
#7720 to #7719 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
We'll find a way.
#7699 to #7615 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
So you're rather like who I was meant to be?
#7700 to #7699 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Yes.
We are not so different.
Though it seems you possess a form.
I was created of only darkness.
I lack a solid form. There is little I can do outside this realm.
#7701 to #7700 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
My form is only as fixed as the minds around me. Given enough darkness and uncertainty I could be anything.
#7702 to #7701 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
As Shade is the essence of what is dark... I am the essence of what is light.
Joy is what name I was given.
Called upon to bring dreams... the dreams holding forth mysteries and answers. Visions of past and future and our greatest desires.
#7703 to #7702 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
Have my pastries ever been in somepony's dreams?
#7704 to #7703 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Only the gluttons.
#7705 to #7704 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
So you two don't exist outside the dreamworld? Hmmmm, I wonder.....
#7706 to #7705 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Pray tell us.
What do you wonder?
#7707 to #7706 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
I have gift....in situations of enough confusion and fear, of calling nightmares into reality. Of tearing the border between dreams and what is real. I know naught of your sister, but given the power, I think I could let you walk the earth for a short time.
#7708 to #7707 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Do not even think about it.
#7709 to #7708 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
I cannot imagine how awful it must be to exist on only one side of the mirror. Surely in a way you pity these souls. With the lack of terrified ponies here I doubt I could hold it for more than a few seconds anyways.
#7710 to #7709 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Shade is unstable. Dangerous.
He reacts with hostility to anypony who should not belong in this realm

If he were to leave.
It could be disastrous.
#7711 to #7710 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
You trust him to make the dreams of millions but you don't trust him enough to have say....five seconds in the sun? That seems a bit unfair to him.
#7712 to #7711 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
He is correct.
His lack of trust is far from misplaced.
Ive tried before.
#7713 to #7712 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
Alright. I'm sorry. Perhaps I'm a bit too soft hearted for this job.
#7714 to #7713 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
There is still much to learn.
But you will be ready when the time comes.
#7715 to #7714 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
Shade.... I'll find a way someday, that you can safely have your moment in the sun. To thank the two of you for your service.
#7716 to #7715 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
If the time comes... then I will be grateful
User avatar #7717 to #7716 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
Now, you said we would address my appearance? I do not begrudge wearing the form of a nightmare, but I feel it is hardly appropriate for my new-found purpose.
#7718 to #7717 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
We can take care of that whenever you wish.
User avatar #7676 to #7615 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
When ever I do anything related to my powers, I find it has a rather adverse affect on my dishes. Apparently being built for terror, isn't exactly good for plants.
#7677 to #7676 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I would understand.
#7678 to #7677 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Amazing, I don't sense a bit of nervousness out of you. Either you just don't care, or you really are that good. *his egg timer pings and the tail darts to take the pie out* For my submission madam judge, mixed berry pie, seerved with icecream and a white chocolate drizzle.
#7679 to #7678 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
*takes a bite of pie*

Oh... my... this is incredible.
#7680 to #7679 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
*raises an eyebrow and grins* Your turn ma'am.
#7681 to #7680 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
*Places her pie on the table in front of Pandora*

Lullaby Sweets homemade Sweet berry pie.
#7682 to #7681 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
*looks at her and holds out his hoof* Best of luck.
#7683 to #7682 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
*pandora takes a bite of the pie and goes silent for several seconds*


Its... I... I...

#7685 to #7684 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Its incredible.

I mean... yours was amazing... but this one just blows it out of the water.
#7686 to #7685 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
*his tail twiches in irritation* I see. Thank you for your consideration madam judge. It appears I have not yet mastered the art of baking as I thought I had.
#7687 to #7686 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Well... you did well anyway.
Thank you for this chance. I had fun.
#7688 to #7687 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
As did I. You must teach me how to recreate a pie that can defeat my own.
#7689 to #7688 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Ill be sure to share a few recipes.
#7690 to #7689 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
In return, I'll show you the secret behind my donuts. Homemade down to the chocolate sprinkles.
#7693 to #7690 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Id like that.
#7694 to #7693 - secondlawprevails (04/14/2013) [-]
So, what exactly do I have to learn from you Nocturne?
#7695 to #7694 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Its nothing too difficult.
You just have to decide each day who is gifted with a dream and who is cursed with a nightmare.
I do not create the dreams. I just send them where they need to go.
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#7696 to #7695 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2013) [-]
Who creates them? I know that crafting dreams is an art and takes very careful thought.
#7698 to #7696 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
The form of nightmares come from my essence.
My mind is linked to the minds of all beings

Prying into their minds... feeding off of their fears and reflecting them into their dreams.
#7656 to #7615 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Baking does make one feel less alone doesn't it? Very well, since I have home kitchen advantage, you may choose the pastry of choice. Nocturne, if you wouldn't mind judging our respective works too terribly much.
#7657 to #7656 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
It... seems kinda biased to make the guy vote... considering thats his wife and all.
#7658 to #7657 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Very well then, Pandora, if you'd do us the favor. *Looks at Nocturne's wife* I must warn you madam, I make a particularly delicious donut. It's brought grown stallions to tears with it's heavenly taste.
#7659 to #7658 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Is that so?

I guess thats kind of impressive.
Nothing is more sweet than the pies cooked by Lullaby Sweet.
They calm even the most savage of souls.
#7660 to #7659 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
So, it is a battle of pies? So be it. How much time to construct our masterpieces will we have?
#7661 to #7660 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
As much as you need dearie.
#7662 to #7661 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Very well, then. Good luck to both of us and may the most delicious pie win.
#7663 to #7662 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Off to it then.
#7664 to #7663 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
*his tail darts around the kitchen grabbing various ingredients* Sorry! Watch out! I swear it has a mind of it's own sometimes.
#7665 to #7664 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
*slowly and gently moves around the kitchen singing as she works.*
#7666 to #7665 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Your singing is very pretty. Let us hope your pie is just as pleasing to the senses.
#7667 to #7666 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
It is a real gift.
I believe that a good lullaby is as effective at disarming ones enemy as any blade.
#7668 to #7667 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
*his tail continues to work while he talks* I've only ever had one really violent experience, and it ended up with me getting killed. By a mortal no less. So I'm a bit averse to fighting.
#7669 to #7668 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Well from what Ive heard your opponent had much more experience in combat.

But it matters not.
Things happen and we cannot stop them.
#7670 to #7669 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
It didn't help that at the time I was days old. I was created told to go spread fear, i find an nice asylum, start doing my job and the next thing you know, bam, I've got some mare decapitating me with some ridiculous sword. It's ridiculous.
#7671 to #7670 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Id understand why you'd want to avoid any conflict after that.
#7672 to #7671 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
I could not fight for good, but I saw what evil wrought. So, I decided to take the middle path.
#7673 to #7672 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I understand

*continues singing*
User avatar #7674 to #7673 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
There we are...*puts a pie in the oven*
#7675 to #7674 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
*Sings as she begins filling the pie with fruit filling*

You know how talking to plants supposedly makes them grow... I find singing to the berries makes them taste all the more sweet.
#7636 to #7615 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
And what pray tell would those intrests be?
#7637 to #7636 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Well... quite frankly... I want to retire.
And I need a successor.
As great as Morpheus is... hes not exactly sane.
#7638 to #7637 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
And you would have me take your place? Lord Nocturne, I don't know what to say. I am honored, but I have never known anything but fear and nightmares. Besides, who would manage my bakery...this.....refuge for any and all?
#7639 to #7638 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Im sure we can manage
#7640 to #7639 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Another of your nightstalkers?
#7641 to #7640 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Im his wife.
We were separate a while
Long story.
#7642 to #7641 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
But I know naught but bringing terror to the dreams of mortals.
#7643 to #7642 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
You're not an old dog yet.
Theres still a lot of tricks you have let to learn.
User avatar #7644 to #7643 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Then I should be a fool to turn down new knowledge. As long as there is a neutral sactuary, I beleive I could take your place in the fight. But what of my appearance? No mortal would praise me the lord of dreams when I walk as a nightmare.
#7645 to #7644 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
We'll worry about that later.
For now.
I have a few things to show you.
#7646 to #7645 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Lead on, I await what you will teach me.
#7647 to #7646 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Its honestly not that difficult... and truthfully Im not retiring just yet.

I just want to know there is one prepared for just such an occasion.
#7648 to #7647 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Well, you are not prepared to take over my bakery yet either. You and your wife will have to learn to bake.
#7649 to #7648 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Oh please... Im an old lady... nothing in the universe bakes better baked goods than an old lady.
#7650 to #7649 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Tell me madam, in what dish would you like me to disprove you?
#7651 to #7650 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Please... now is not the time for a competition.
#7652 to #7651 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Nothing refines craft like friendly competition. Let me have a bit of fun. Baking for others is how I get my joy in life.
#7653 to #7652 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Alright... If you insist.
#7654 to #7653 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Now then, What shall we bake? Cupcakes. cakes, angel food cake? Donuts, Pies, cookies, muffins? You name it ma'am. I will prove I am the master of pastries as well as nightmares.
#7655 to #7654 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I never had time for children... I could focus and refine my craft to perfection.

Thats what happens when you're alone for hundreds of thousands of years.
#7616 to #7615 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Nocturne, what brings you to my humble bakery. You know I am neutral in matters with the gods.
#7617 to #7616 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Im only visiting.
#7618 to #7617 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
In that case, might I interest you in some pie?
#7619 to #7618 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
If you insist.
The aroma of your home is intoxicating.
User avatar #7620 to #7619 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
I do. Sadly too many of my delicious works go uneaten.
#7621 to #7620 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
I have many servants.

#7622 to #7621 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
So long as you hold my bakery as neutral ground, you all welcome here to eat what you will.
#7623 to #7622 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Of course.
#7624 to #7623 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
*sigh* You know, sometimes, I wonder what would have happened had I chose to join my brothers....
#7625 to #7624 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Well... the ones that remained a force of Chaos ended up undergoing an unfortunate fate.

#7626 to #7625 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
yes, but I have recently learned that I have a brother and a sister remaining in the form of Requiem and the child Kahooli. An interesting pair.
#7627 to #7626 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Well I suppose thats excellent.

And I guess that makes us cousins.
#7628 to #7627 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
By what means?
#7629 to #7628 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Technically... Kahoolis father is Lapris.
He has the godhood of the nameless one.
So he is your father too.
Eternia is my mother.
#7630 to #7629 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
Then that would mean the same of your brothers. Gah! This is going to make it difficult to stay neutral.
#7631 to #7630 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Side with what you think is right then.
#7632 to #7631 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
No! In this maelstrom of ideals and violence, the world needs a sanctuary. A place where anypony can come, and enjoy good food and company, and be sheltered in their need. If it were deception himself that walked through that door, I would be just as apt to welcome him, invite him in and offer him some fresh muffins. I will maintain my status thank you.
#7633 to #7632 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Alright then
It was a simple offer.
#7634 to #7633 - secondlawprevails (04/13/2013) [-]
As my offer continues to be simple. Shelter warmth and food for anypony who enters my door.
#7635 to #7634 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Very well.

I suppose Ill just welcome myself and my kin to some of these delicious baked goods.
I had come here with specific interests in mind. But if you wish to remain neutral... Then I suppose Ill pass.
#7592 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Angel?

I wish to speak a moment with you
The enemy of the one you guard... the smog.... I have some information that might help you.
#7614 to #7592 - secondlawprevails (04/12/2013) [-]
Alright, take care of smog, then tear that bitch to tiny little bits.
#7593 to #7592 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
Out with it fangs! That bastard sent me to hell!
#7594 to #7593 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I dont know much about the beast. But I know one who might.
I brought her here.
Just... try to be polite. Shes a tad nervous.
#7595 to #7594 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
If she does no wrong then she needs not fear my hoof.
#7596 to #7595 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
But she is a vampire.
I know you are not the most respective towards my kind.
#7597 to #7596 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
Perhaps that was because your kind gave me a reason to be so! But I will bite my tounge so long as she does not wrong. *the lights flicker and searing burnmarks dance their way across van helsing's skin*
#7598 to #7597 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Sup?
#7599 to #7598 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
Vampire...I understand you have infomation on how to deal with that cretin smog.
#7600 to #7599 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Well... I dont know much about him... But I do have some info.... first of all... he needs a host to grow stronger.
Something to breath more smoke.... he used to have me... But... if that host suddenly stopped breathing... turned to stone or something.... there would be no way out.
#7601 to #7600 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
His intended 'host' is the one I have sworn to protect. How do I stop him as he is now? I want to drag that little piece of....I'm sorry I forget myself ma'am. I may be an angel but there is more of hell than heaven to me.
#7602 to #7601 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
If hes cornered... he'll have no other choice.
Get him trapped with another being... something else evil in an airtight room.
Eventually all the carbon dioxide will start to hurt him.... without clean oxygen... I dont know if he can maintain his form.
#7603 to #7602 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
Hmmmm.....that gives me an idea. Thank you vampire. Once again, your kind makes my....un-fondness of you seem unwarranted.
#7604 to #7603 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
No problem.

Peace
#7605 to #7604 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
Grave digger, how'd you like to spot check an idea for me? As one of the already dead, I don't have to breath do I? Supposing I take the bastard and drag him hell personally.
#7606 to #7605 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Just what are you exactly saying?
#7607 to #7606 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
*the fires of hell dance in his eyes* I'm saying if I can take him in, and suffocate him, then I can finally fling the bucker into the blazes where he belongs!
#7608 to #7607 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
We should be careful not to deter from the plan she set in place.
If the stone he is trapped within takes damage.... he could escape.
And he is soulless. Nothing in Tartarus could sense him.
#7609 to #7608 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
Fine then, we can imprison it....so what? How do I kill it? Destroy it? Unmake it? Nothing threatens her and lives....NOTHING!
#7610 to #7609 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Unless we find the godhood of Malice... we cannot unmake it.
And from what Ive heard its in the hooves of the sorceress that travels with the smog.
#7612 to #7610 - secondlawprevails (04/12/2013) [-]
*transforms* besides, I picked up some new tricks while I was gone.
#7613 to #7612 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Lets just deal with this as it comes okay.
#7611 to #7610 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
Then we kill her.
#7371 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Canus my friend.

I have excellent news.
I have made a breakthrough dealing with the Lunar madness.
Through the use of the blood of a godly beast I have created a possible antidote.

#7585 to #7371 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
A thousand pardons lord aries, I was merely trying to appease the gods and keep the ledgers balanced. I've seen first hoof what an unrepayed favor from the gods can turn into.
#7586 to #7585 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Do not apologize.
You made no mistake.
#7587 to #7586 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Sor....I mean of course lord Aries. As I was saying some of us are here because we left favors from lord Pan unpaid.
#7588 to #7587 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I understand.
Im just saying.
I would not take from any beings.
They need it more than I.
#7589 to #7588 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
While our village is sparce....we want for not. Lord pan keeps us with the bounty of the wilds.
#7590 to #7589 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Then save your offerings for him.
#7591 to #7590 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes lord Aries.
#7547 to #7371 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Gods! It feels as if I have something blocking my ears! And the scents! Where did they go? Why would you do this to me? All my senses...I feel so numb!
#7549 to #7547 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Your body is going to go through some changes.
It will take time.
#7551 to #7549 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*shudders and passes out*

I should have known it wouldn't be pleasant. The beast gives them strength and hightened senses even by our standards. In exchange for that and near immortality, their mind is made more primal....animal-like. Reneging on that sort of deal never has a pleasant outcome.
#7553 to #7551 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
But when his madness is ended.... perhaps then change can begin.
#7555 to #7553 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
If he has truly changed, then you have given me my son back and I am forever in your debt. I just hope in time he comes to feel the same way.
#7557 to #7555 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
As do I.
#7559 to #7557 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Hmmmmm I wonder.....tell me, do you know how we werefolk came to be?
#7561 to #7559 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
You were created by Pan.
He feared that the mortals were growing too distant from nature.
#7563 to #7561 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
That is only part of the story. We were created to serve as a reminder of Pan's wrath. For you see, in those days mortals consumed trees by the cartload. More and more, and at the same time, they spent less and less time in nature. Pan sent them many omens, but they did not listen, so he created the original werepony. This beast was godlike in it's strength and abilities, able to best any hunter. It eluded all until after a fight that lasted for two weeks, it was captured and killed by Aries. It is from it's blood that we are called and it's spirit we are given the lunar madness.
#7565 to #7563 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Hmmm.... Ill have to deal with this matter as well.
#7567 to #7565 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
My point being is that I fear in the time he adjusts, he may try to find a way to acquire more beast blood.
#7569 to #7567 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I dont know what to do from this.
#7571 to #7569 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
I suppose we could keep watch over him until he adjusts.....but that doesn't mean he won't try....or that Pan won't intervene. The agendas of gods and mortals seldom align.
#7573 to #7571 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
What Pan wants is a guardian of his domain.
I can deal with that matter.

#7575 to #7573 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*bows*I do not pretend to know what lord Pan wants lord Aries. Except when he requests something specific of me. You would have to speak to him yourself.
#7576 to #7575 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Very well.
#7579 to #7576 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Good day lord Aries, I apologize I could not be more helpful *bows again* And let me apologize for my son, I understand those who would hunt the beasts of the forest are under your protection.
#7581 to #7579 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
The situation was tense.
I handled it as best I could.
#7583 to #7581 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Your mercy is appreciated. I will have the pack sacrifice a prime cut of our next kill in thanks.
#7584 to #7583 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I dont do what I do for praise or reward.
I do not want your sacrifice.

I do what I do because it is whats right
#7517 to #7371 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*his breathing returns to normal and he seems to shrink a little* Apologies, I started in self defense, until the thrill of the hunt got the better of me. Surely as a hunter you know what I speak of.
#7518 to #7517 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I understand.
Which is why Ive given you this chance

Just leave now.
I give you ten seconds before this silver arrow goes through your heart. I respect your kind... you know I do... but I cannot stand for something as this.
#7519 to #7518 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Very well, come juara. Perhaps it is better to tame the beast within. I am not proud of this, but if it will help my pack, then in a way it is my duty. but I shall miss the thrill of the beast sorely.
#7520 to #7519 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#7522 to #7520 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
I will miss being strong and fierce and alert.
#7523 to #7522 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I am sorry for that.
I wish there was another way... but it just has to happen...
#7524 to #7523 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Thank the gods, I was worried about the two of you! *his tail starts to was hard enough that it accidently slaps sanguine in the face*
#7526 to #7524 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Im glad you managed to get him back brother.
You did good.
#7531 to #7526 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*looks at juara* How bad was the damage before you stopped him?
#7532 to #7531 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Im blind... I didn't see it.

But I heard the screams.
They had to call Aries.
#7535 to #7532 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Twenty seven. A dozen guards. A civilian and fourteen hunters.
#7536 to #7535 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
*sigh* I wish this didn't have to happen... well... lets get this over with then.

Im not going to berate you or anything.
I just want only to help.
#7537 to #7536 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Will it hurt?
#7538 to #7537 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Worry not... I have an excellent doctor.
It wont hurt.
#7539 to #7538 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
How does this work?
#7540 to #7539 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
A simple injection.

My name is Treble Clef.
I have been traveling with this pack as a medic of sorts.
#7542 to #7540 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]

*sighs and holds out his arm* exactly how sure are we about this?
#7543 to #7542 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
*takes his arm and begins relaxing it until his arm grows numb. He then injects the needle into his arm*

There we go.
See... Painless.
#7544 to #7543 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh gods....oh gods....Why do I feel so sick and weak?
#7545 to #7544 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Lie down and rest.
You should be better after a brief nap.
#7483 to #7371 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Jobs...interesting.....I'd have a job too if you pathetic grovelling worms didn't scream and flinch at the very sight of of me. I'd like to have a job one day.....maybe when all the prejudiced pathetic scum like you are gone! *Impales the guard on a whether vane and walks off into the forest*
#7484 to #7483 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
You think that did any good?
They are still scared of you.
And they will send out hunters.

Because of that wereponies will die.

Are you bucking happy?
#7485 to #7484 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*snarls* Get out of my face old man! I never asked you to judge me or what I do. Perhaps if we suffer loses, it will spur us into action. Then, we could rise up to demand our rightful place as equals.
#7486 to #7485 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
This war wont end till that fear is ended.
#7488 to #7486 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, and how long is that exactly? How long until I get the respect afforded to everypony else? How long until I hear an apology for all the wrongs they've ever done to me? How long until I can finally walk into a bar and have them take my money and serve me as they would anypony else?
#7489 to #7488 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I can't answer that.
But did you really think that a revolution like that was going to start itself?

Look.... I know thats what you want... I know you want respect... you think our kind is any different?
We were just as feared... till Sanguine stepped in.
Mortals do stupid things when they are afraid.
They are afraid of you because of your differences.
We get rid of the reasons of that fear... and eventually things change

Change doesn't happen overnight.
Please... just let my brother help you.... he can change things....
#7490 to #7489 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Your brother would have me sacrifice my gift from Pan himself just to appease these stinking sniveling bags of flesh and hair! Why? Why aren't they expected to sacrifice anything?
#7491 to #7490 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
You're bigger then they are.
Act like it.
#7492 to #7491 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
But why that gift in particular? That so many mislabel as madness.....You just don't understand the intensity or the rush.....or maybe you could....is it true that your kind can read memories in a ponies blood?
#7493 to #7492 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I can.
#7495 to #7493 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Here. *puts juara's hoof on the wound on his shoulder*
#7496 to #7495 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Well lets get this over with.
User avatar #7499 to #7496 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*juara feels the rush of sprinting through the forest chasing prey, getting immersed in the smells and sounds of the hunt, the thrill of the chase and victory of the kill* Now you know what you are asking to me give up.
#7502 to #7499 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]

That madness creates fear.
You cannot restrain yourself.
It wont be long before that madness causes the deaths of innocent mortals.
I understand that thrill now... but that you cannot control it.
Every mortal that dies is another reason to call upon a hunter.
#7504 to #7502 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
If I give up the beast.....the joy of the hunt, will it really help us out? Will it really bring us any closer to acceptance?
#7507 to #7504 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
If your kind stop killing them... they will have no reason to fear.
If they have no reason to fear... they will have no reason to fight back

It will take time... but I promise it will be for the better.

*holds out his hoof*

Well... do we have a deal? Will you agree to let my brother help you?
User avatar #7508 to #7507 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*as he reaches to shake, his changes gesture at the last second to shove juara out of the way as an arrow whistles past* Hunters....*drops to all fours and leaps at the hunters who cry for mercy and help from Faust and her various knights as Lupus chases them down and tears them apart eventually, only one remains*
Faust help us...Aries help us....Apollo help us.....Achillies help us.....show this mortal child mercy and send your aid!
#7511 to #7508 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Stand down Child of Pan.... before I have to strike you down.



#7513 to #7511 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*his wild eyes refocuse and he stops to wipe the froth from this mouth* Lord Aries....but the hunt.......
#7514 to #7513 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I stand to defend the mortals first.

Which is Why Im giving you the chance to run... they are not prey... they are just mortals.

User avatar #7452 to #7371 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*opens the door to a tavern and sits down at the bar*
User avatar #7453 to #7452 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
*the rest of the patrons run out the door as the bartender begins to beg for mercy*

Please.... dont hurt me... I have a wife and family.
User avatar #7454 to #7453 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*chucks some bits on the counter* I'd like a steak extra rare and water to drink.
User avatar #7455 to #7454 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Anything... Anything... just... please dont kill me.
User avatar #7457 to #7455 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Stop your grovelling. It's pathetic. If I was here to kill you, you'd have been dead already. Now, I payed for a meal and ordered a steak. Think...use that so called civilized brain of yours....what comes next?
User avatar #7458 to #7457 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
*several guards charge in wielding silver tipped spears*

#7461 to #7458 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Is there a problem gentlecolts? Perhaps you could help me explain to this quivering idiot that after a customer pays and orders food, the next step is to serve him food.
User avatar #7462 to #7461 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
J...just leave now and nopony has to be hurt.
User avatar #7463 to #7462 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
Why do I have to leave? Am I not allowed to be here officer? *casually stands up off the bar stool and strolls over to the soldiers which he completely towers over* I'd hate to leave before my food came, but on the other hoof it would be such a shame if somepony were to as you eloquently put it, 'be hurt' *trails a claw along the guard's armor making a show of the metal filing that curled up behind it*
User avatar #7465 to #7463 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
*one of the other guards jabs at his chest with a spear*

We dont need any monsters here.
User avatar #7466 to #7465 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*looks around him* I don't see any monsters around here sir. Just a hungry customer and an incompetent bartender. *casually breaks the head off the spear and uses it as a toothpick* Why officer...do you see any monsters? *grins at him with mock innocence*
User avatar #7469 to #7466 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Just leave. These spears are silver. One stab and you're dead

*A third guard pushes him out of the way and stabs him in the shoulder*
Im done talking with this monster....
#7471 to #7469 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*picks up the guard by the helmet so he is being choked by his chinstrap and raises him up so he is eye to eye with Lupus* So let me get this straight....I come in here minding my own business, attempt to order a meal that I've already payed for, only to have some punk come and stab me with a spear, and I'm the monster? *throws the guard through the window and turns to look at the others. No, monsters are the ones who attack without provocation. And according to ponies like you, monsters need to be stopped. *rips the other guards into tiny giblets and walks over to tower over the cowering bartender* Now, about that steak.
User avatar #7472 to #7471 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh Faust... Please help me.
#7475 to #7472 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
*grabs his bits off the counter* Fine then, I'll take my business elsewhere. *flicks a piece of guard off his fur and onto the bartender's face* Good day to you sir! *walks out*
#7476 to #7475 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I suggest you hurry. He made a prayer to Faust.
She'll send for Aries.
As strong as you are... you wont last two seconds against him.


#7478 to #7476 - secondlawprevails (04/09/2013) [-]
And what quarrel would he have with me? I only acted in self defense. *rips the spear out of his shoulder and puts it through the arm of the unconscious guard outside* They drew first blood. Let it be upon their hooves. And maybe next time these punks will show a little respect.
#7479 to #7478 - captainyoshi ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Your kind are not safe till we end the mortal fears.

It is that lunar madness... that gift as you call it that causes that fear.
I do not see you as a monster... But they do.
We need reason to stop this.
The others of your kind have already agreed to work with Sanguine. The man is a political genius... if anypony can help your kind... its him. Just please alright.
For the good of your kind.