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#2528 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Giggs my brother. Lady Theria has fallen and lord Blackheart has been captured. Join my side in battle and avenge the loss of our goddess.
#2578 to #2528 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Nopony brainwashes our brother and gets away with it.
#2579 to #2578 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
I welcome your assistance with open arms. Anypony who can fight is welcome. And to gain the alliance of the northern warrior gods and even the allfather himself is more than I could have ever hoped for.
#2549 to #2528 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
*later* that was a real dirty trick you know? Those stupid mortals almost caught me!
#2550 to #2549 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
I will continue to do so until you agree to help me. I will continue to ruin any chance of eating until you join me in battle.
#2551 to #2550 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Dammit. Why do have to hit so low? I'll help you out but only for myself and not anypony else.
#2552 to #2551 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Good. Now we need to gather more soldiers. This will not be easy but we will win.
#2553 to #2552 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Did I hear you say that some blood suckers needed dusting? I'll take the heathenish bloodsucking bastards and send them straight to the hell those shit-stained, Un fasutly leaches deserve! I take a can of Heavenly whoopass to those bottom dewelling *notices alucard is a vampire* Oops. Sorry. Old habits.
*g* swears a bit much for an angel don't he?
#2555 to #2553 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Its good to have a hunter of your skill joining our side. Especially so willingly. I am very grateful.
#2556 to #2555 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
I have haven't dusted any of your kind in quite a while. I'd be a bucking shame to fall out of practice.
#2557 to #2556 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
A darn shame.
#2558 to #2557 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
I only caught part of your conversation. So tell me exactly what we're up against. Northern, southern, what class? How old, how dangerous?
#2559 to #2558 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Northern, High class and one of the primals. The very first vampires. A serious threat and very powerful. A perfect challenge for a true hunter.
#2560 to #2559 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Always believed the best cure to a plague was to take out it's root cause. No offense. In life I wasn't overly fond of your kind.
#2561 to #2560 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
None taken. I have ended many of my own kind as well. I may be a vampire. But I am also a hunter. I have slain many vampires even doing battle with Dracula himself.
#2563 to #2561 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
*a quick flash of light* Always preferred a fair fight. Something tells me Faust wouldn't approve of using heaven's power for destruction anyway.
#2564 to #2563 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
I eard somepony took out lady Theria. Im gettin in this fight too. When I was alone in the swamps. Me only friends were the stars and I knew she gave em to me to keep me from bein alone. Such a simple gift brought appiness im me miserable life and Now Im gonna elp avenge her.
#2566 to #2564 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Daywalker, Crimson note is not the only foe you face.
#2568 to #2566 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
I know. That is why I am building an army.
User avatar #2571 to #2568 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
His mansion is also a vast fortress. Crawling with gargoyles and vampires. He has also managed to enslave my brother braggi. King of bards and archmage of the north. You've got an ugly fight ahead even by northern standards.
#2572 to #2571 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
And we're going to step in and help. For Theria. Right brothers?
#2575 to #2572 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
If you will lead us allfather.
#2576 to #2575 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Then I welcome you northern warriors. Your assistance is greatly appreciated.
#2554 to #2553 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Van Helsing. I welcome your assistance.
#2529 to #2528 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Pfft, she never did anything for me.
#2530 to #2529 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
That is not an option brother. I kindly asked you for your help and I dont wish to return empty hoofed.
#2531 to #2530 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
You are not bloodlord you have no right to order me around. I am kin of bloodlord Vladimir. Not some cur to come when called.
#2532 to #2531 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
*Pins him against the wall*

I am more than just a vampire. I am destined to control the power of the amulet of Dracula. My mind remains stable under its power. I am the daywalker. I am the chosen one.
#2533 to #2532 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
You're a bleedin pain in my flank is what you are. *shoves him off* go be chosen somewhere else. I was stalking a particularly tasty looking mortal.
#2534 to #2533 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Pathetic. No spine. Rather than turning down the chance to be heralded as one of the strongest vampires in history you just sit there chasing weaklings.
#2535 to #2534 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
He who avoids confrontations all together never has to worry about fighting another day. That's a bit of wisdom you can't argue with.
#2536 to #2535 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
And that is why you will never amount to anything. Always just little Giggs. Tell me? Does Dracula being gone bother you? Do you no longer have a flank to kiss?
#2537 to #2536 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
No! I don't need him to run away from trouble and protect my own flank. I do that fine on my own. I only stayed with him for the protection and status he offered.
#2538 to #2537 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Then perhaps I sought wrong. I sought a capable warrior. One who could lead me to victory. Perhaps I was misinformed. Perhaps you are as weak as they say.
#2539 to #2538 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm not weak, just smart to avoid fights that don't concern me.
#2540 to #2539 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
This concerns all vampires. Lady Theria has given you power and lord Blackheart has done much to help us. They have both felt our tears and heard our cries for many years of their lives and have done much for us.
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Pfft, last I saw Blackheart, he was dusting dracula. Not exactly endearing me to his cause any. If some northern psychopath has him then I say good riddance.
#2542 to #2541 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
As I thought. You are just scum.
#2543 to #2542 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't be selfish scum. It seems to work for me.
#2544 to #2543 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
I am done with you. You are a waste of a perfectly good warrior. You are a greedy coward and not worth my time.
#2545 to #2544 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Yet, I am a greedy coward who lives another night. Now about that not worth your time bit, You are obviously very busy and I have a mortal to put the bite on.
#2546 to #2545 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
A waste. Always a waste.
#2547 to #2546 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2012) [-]
Insult me all you like alucard. I have no honor, and you're not going to get a delusional heroic rise out of me.
User avatar #2548 to #2547 - captainyoshi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
*He stands in silence for a moment and then shouts*

Run... Vampires!!!

*and disappears. After he does lights go on and ponies come out with torches and pitchforks*
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