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#2131 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
Good evening little War god. I must say. Your devotion to your master is truly admirable. These positive qualities are deserving of reward. And I seek to reward you. First... the godhood you are going to find. Is not of a war god. You do not know what it is. Upon taking the mantle of a war god. You became a war god. If Odin were to take on a different godhood. He would no longer be a war god. He would become something else. But I know where a war god is. You bring him to me. I take what I need from him and I give you the godhood. And Ill even throw in all the heads of Typhon the dragon.
#2132 to #2136 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
*takes a meditative stance* how do I know I can trust you?
#2133 to #2137 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
I reward all those who help me. Just ask my friend Icarus here. He was a wingless, soulless husk of a pony before he helped me. Now he has his wings and his soul. I do not deal in any contracts. You will be unbound. I only wish to help. He has something I need. But I don't want his godhood to go to waste.
#2134 to #2138 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
*backflips over his head, pins him down, and holds godsbane at his throat* Listen here mister, I want to help Odin the best I can, now you tell me what's going on, and I'll think about it, any games and you'll be in so many pieces faust herself couldn't put you back together. Got it?
#2135 to #2139 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
You see. I wish to help punish all the bad gods in the world

*One fragment of his sword collides with the blade of Godsbane and sends it flying away*

I have a sword too. And the fragments were handed to my siblings. And then placed within their hearts. They tried to kill Faust. Can you imagine that? I need those sword fragments so I can fix my blade. And one is within the body of the former war god of the previous age of gods. Mars. And I figured I may as well give his unneeded godhood to somepony who could make use of it. You would rather take a gift then risk losing some fight. You may be strong. But you cannot deny the likelihood that you will lose. It may be a small percent. But Id take the gift. He is hiding out in the realm of the Allfather. Lead him into the realm of Faust and I will give you the gifts I promised. Sound fair little friend?
#2136 to #2140 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
*flips to godsbane and picks it up* I need to think on it. My master says I am a rash decision maker. However, if I decide to to it, and you step one hoof out of line, I will show you a fury the likes of which you've never seen. Fancy sword bits or not, I'll make you into a red gooey slush!
#2137 to #2141 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
The dragon is already starting his hunt. He will reach Odin soon. If you race to Mount Olympus you will be too late. I can fly you to the border. It will take a few seconds.
User avatar #2138 to #2142 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
If you going to "help" me, then do so, and stop wasting my time!
#2139 to #2143 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
*Hoists jessie up onto his back and takes off and begins flying and makes it to the border of the allfathers land in a matter of seconds*

Time is not a problem for me.
#2140 to #2144 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
You'd better hope you've been straight about everything mister. *gallops off*
#2141 to #2145 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
Wow... I sense a lot of power coming from your body little one. Your energy is not unlike my own. Perhaps you could help me. Another being known as Jupiter seeks to kill me. But Im safe over here in the Allfathers land. But I want to fight back against him and with your help I think I could.

*She hears Jupiters voice in her head*
Thats him. Thats the former god of war. If you bring him to me than I will give you his godhood and slay the dragon Typhon.
#2142 to #2146 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
Look mister, I've met your buddy Jupiter, and from what I can see, one of the two of you needs diced to bits. Right now it's your word against his. Tell me the facts, and come straight or I'll rip you into a dozen bits right now.
#2143 to #2147 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
I don't know what he wants or why hes back. All I know is he wants his sword back.
#2144 to #2148 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
and what will he do once he finishes his sword?
#2145 to #2149 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
Buck if I know. I aint a mind reader.
User avatar #2146 to #2150 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
*breaks his leg and holds godsbane at his throat* sorry red, looks like your friends more convincing. You're comin with me.
#2147 to #2151 - captainyoshi (06/22/2012) [-]
Ah... you got him. Perfect.

*Rips out the sword fragment and the godhood*

Here is one half of my promise. And now I shall seek the dragon.
*Drops the godhood at her feat and disappears*
#2148 to #2152 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2012) [-]
I'll be waiting....I want all seven heads. Seven count 'em
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