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#1543 - coolponyboy (05/27/2012) [-]
Greetings, Allfather.
#1565 to #1546 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
*several hours later* Well, What have you learned?
#1566 to #1568 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
They are planning on infiltrating Canterlot soon. to capture the princess of the night. apparently, the Nameless one is trying to find the location of something called the Crucible of Rage.
User avatar #1567 to #1569 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
This is not good. That crucible needs to remain buried. Go see what you can do to delay them. Every second counts.
#1568 to #1570 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
I'll see what i can do. this may get tricky though.
User avatar #1569 to #1571 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
Worse case scenario, you run like hell and get someplace safe. Understand?
#1570 to #1572 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
Understood. i'd better get back before i'm missed.
#1571 to #1573 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
Go swiftly brave mortal. Valhalla awaits you.
User avatar #1572 to #1574 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
*as he leaves* heh, "mortal." if only...
User avatar #1564 to #1546 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
twilight When both princesses are half asleep and the guards are changing shifts.
#1544 to #1546 - secondlawprevails (05/27/2012) [-]
Nosferatu. May I help you?
#1545 to #1547 - coolponyboy (05/27/2012) [-]
I realize you are putting forth a great effort to try and withstand our enemies. I just came to say that i wish to help in any way that i can.
#1546 to #1548 - secondlawprevails (05/27/2012) [-]
Rumors are circulating around that the Dark Hoof, a cult that used to worship the Nameless One, is reformed after the stallion who used to lead them escaped from the void. I want you to get us intel on that as soon as possible. It's a gamble, but if there's a being that knows the true intentions of the Nameless one, it'll be somewhere Near the top in there.
#1547 to #1549 - coolponyboy (05/27/2012) [-]
Very well, then. I'll see what i can do. is everything else going relatively well?
User avatar #1548 to #1550 - secondlawprevails (05/27/2012) [-]
We're having trouble tracking down the grims up north. Darkangel has yet to report, and we think that we have things contained. Truth is we're in the dark. We don't know what's out there, or what it's doing, we just need to stop it.
#1549 to #1551 - coolponyboy (05/27/2012) [-]
Well, as i said, i will help wherever i can. hopefully things will start to look up soon.
#1550 to #1552 - secondlawprevails (05/27/2012) [-]
Go, Infiltrate the cult, see what you can learn, and get the buck out without any incidents. No offence but the last thing we need is for you to wind up in that book, or in one of those balls, or dead.
#1551 to #1553 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
Alright then. hmm... *transforms* how's this? look like somepony who would take to worshiping that nameless lunatic?
User avatar #1552 to #1554 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
Try to look more sadistic and depressed. Remember, you've been brainwashed into believing no mortal deserves to live. That includes yourself.
#1553 to #1555 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
forgive me. it's been a while since i did long-term undercover tasks. *a few features on him changes* hehehe, better now?
#1554 to #1556 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
Perfect, You'll fit right in.
#1555 to #1557 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
oh, how wonderful! ...ahem, sorry. i tend to get into character quite deeply. all the better, though. now then, where would i find this cult?
User avatar #1556 to #1558 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
Word has it they meet in the Catacombs. I can't give you anything more than that, but with your hearing, you should be able to find them.
#1557 to #1559 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
Alright then. i shall return as soon as i can with whatever information i can find. i just hope that i don't have to do anything too drastic to get in there.
#1558 to #1560 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
Who the hell are you and what are you doing here?
#1559 to #1561 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
Hello there siiiiir! i was looking for the dark and sinister Dark Hoof cult. guess i took a wrong turn. hehehe!
#1560 to #1562 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
You have found us, but how? We are no cult young one. We are the workers of glorious deeds. Holocausts, assassinations, and wars. But now, we get the chance to be part of something very special. The master chooses to revive his fallen son, Requiem, but to make him sing again, he needs the crucible of rage, we are currently exhausting every resource we have. We believe the royals know its resting place. Perhaps if we could capture one of them, you would assist with the torture?
#1561 to #1563 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
oh, i've never done torture before. why waste time hurting ponies when you can just end their miserable life and move on to the next? but i'll do anything for the master!
#1562 to #1564 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2012) [-]
Tonight, we will reconnect with the descendants of our most skilled operatives. The order of blackmare. With their help we will abduct Luna, return her here. Then, we will torture her, refusing her the comfort of death until she complies.
#1563 to #1565 - coolponyboy (05/28/2012) [-]
ooohh, splendid! I love those blackmare types! a little too professional for my taste, but efficient none the less! so when do start?
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