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#1264 - coolponyboy (05/15/2012) [-]
*walks into St. Greymane asylum and approaches the desk* Good evening, ma'am.
#1265 to #1266 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2012) [-]
Good evening dearie.
#1266 to #1267 - coolponyboy (05/16/2012) [-]
I'm looking for a friend. i think he is in here, last i heard. can you help me?
#1267 to #1268 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2012) [-]
Surely dearie. I need an inmate number or a name.
#1268 to #1269 - coolponyboy (05/16/2012) [-]
um, im afraid i dont know his number. but, does the name "Keeper" mean anything?
#1269 to #1270 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2012) [-]
I beleive you're referring to me dearie. I'm a keeper. Though, I haven't used the title in such a long time.
#1270 to #1271 - coolponyboy (05/16/2012) [-]
Well that's... interesting. tell me, then. i have a "problem" i need to deal with. can you please tell me where i can find the rest of the keepers?
#1271 to #1272 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2012) [-]
My sisters are all within a day's travel. We know where little Malice is whether he likes it or not. I'm here to keep him away from the poor dearies inside. Lord knows what he would do with them.
#1272 to #1273 - coolponyboy (05/16/2012) [-]
*lowers his voice* listen, i need your help. i dont know how, but he's gotten some of them from in here already. he's using them to threaten us with. i don't know exactly what they're all capable of, but i don't wish to find out. he sent me here to take care of you. but i know you've dealt with him before, so you can help. how do we stop him?
#1273 to #1274 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2012) [-]
Well, One thing you must know is that Malice is but a child. He is the son of theria original guardian of the heavens. When she tried to bless ponies with a gift that would let them live forever, Malice, being the bored little trouble maker he was, tinkered with it to give us vampires. As punishment, Theria made him take on a form as cruel and disgusting as what he had done, until he re-payed his debt to those he had inadvertently cursed. The key to beating him is Theria lay down a strict set of rules that he had to follow on earth. If he breaks any rules, then he can be bound to the will of any mortal.
#1274 to #1275 - coolponyboy (05/16/2012) [-]
Seems simple enough. what are these rules, then?
#1275 to #1276 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2012) [-]
He cannot enter a mortal dwelling without permission. He cannot leave a favor from a mortal unrepaid. He cannot interfere with true love. He cannot take a mortals belongings without asking. He must treat mortals with courtesy. He may not directly harm any mortal. If asked by name, he must help any mortal in jeopardy. He cannot harm keepers in any way. He must obey keepers. I think that's everything. Will that be all dearie?
#1276 to #1277 - coolponyboy (05/16/2012) [-]
Hmm, yes, i think that will do for now. but he'll be expecting a result of sending me here. what should i tell him?
#1277 to #1278 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2012) [-]
Whatever you need to dearie. I can't leave these poor dears inn their suffering. So he won't see any of me.
#1278 to #1279 - coolponyboy (05/16/2012) [-]
mmm, very well. i'll come up with something. thank you for your help.
#1279 to #1280 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2012) [-]
*smiles knowingly any time dearie.
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