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#17688 - *flips her over him and uses her momentum to slam her into the ground*  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on coolponyboy's profile 0
User avatar #17689 - coolponyboy (6 hours ago) [-]
Oof! *Rises up shaking her head in a daze* Using my speed against me. That's good.
#14 - As with any process of logical men, let us look upon dating as… 7 hours ago on how im feeling 0
#27268 - Ég skil. Það er mikið slæmt blóð á milli annarra og mig.  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on captainyoshi's profile 0
#27269 - captainyoshi (7 hours ago) [-]
Til að vera sanngjarn ... borða fólk verður að gera það.

*Gently she walks over. Slowly undoing the chains around his arms*

I trust you enough now to not harm me.
#17686 - *he jumps off the ground, grabs her leg and flings her into a …  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on coolponyboy's profile 0
User avatar #17687 - coolponyboy (7 hours ago) [-]
*Turns in midair, landing feet-first against the wall* Yeah, tends to come in handy!

*She pushes off the wall, using her wings to give her a speed boost as she rockets into Bladerunner*
User avatar #17688 - secondlawprevails (7 hours ago) [-]
*flips her over him and uses her momentum to slam her into the ground*
User avatar #17689 - coolponyboy (6 hours ago) [-]
Oof! *Rises up shaking her head in a daze* Using my speed against me. That's good.
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#27267 - captainyoshi (8 hours ago) [-]
Við gætum hafa nýtt elda þá. Eins og af nú hann er á listanum mínum.
User avatar #27268 - secondlawprevails (7 hours ago) [-]
Ég skil. Það er mikið slæmt blóð á milli annarra og mig.
#27269 - captainyoshi (7 hours ago) [-]
Til að vera sanngjarn ... borða fólk verður að gera það.

*Gently she walks over. Slowly undoing the chains around his arms*

I trust you enough now to not harm me.
#17684 - Huh....awkward.......*there's an awkward silence before blader…  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on coolponyboy's profile 0
User avatar #17685 - coolponyboy (8 hours ago) [-]
*She lands and rolls to the side, leaping towards him, flipping overtop, and delivering a kick to his back*
User avatar #17686 - secondlawprevails (7 hours ago) [-]
*he jumps off the ground, grabs her leg and flings her into a wall* You're fast.
User avatar #17687 - coolponyboy (7 hours ago) [-]
*Turns in midair, landing feet-first against the wall* Yeah, tends to come in handy!

*She pushes off the wall, using her wings to give her a speed boost as she rockets into Bladerunner*
User avatar #17688 - secondlawprevails (7 hours ago) [-]
*flips her over him and uses her momentum to slam her into the ground*
User avatar #17689 - coolponyboy (6 hours ago) [-]
Oof! *Rises up shaking her head in a daze* Using my speed against me. That's good.
#17682 - Wait a minute, you're married?  [+] (7 new replies) 8 hours ago on coolponyboy's profile 0
#17683 - coolponyboy (8 hours ago) [-]
Um...was.

It...didn't work out...Though we did have a son.
User avatar #17684 - secondlawprevails (8 hours ago) [-]
Huh....awkward.......*there's an awkward silence before bladerunner shrugs and sweeps her legs out from underneath her*
User avatar #17685 - coolponyboy (8 hours ago) [-]
*She lands and rolls to the side, leaping towards him, flipping overtop, and delivering a kick to his back*
User avatar #17686 - secondlawprevails (7 hours ago) [-]
*he jumps off the ground, grabs her leg and flings her into a wall* You're fast.
User avatar #17687 - coolponyboy (7 hours ago) [-]
*Turns in midair, landing feet-first against the wall* Yeah, tends to come in handy!

*She pushes off the wall, using her wings to give her a speed boost as she rockets into Bladerunner*
User avatar #17688 - secondlawprevails (7 hours ago) [-]
*flips her over him and uses her momentum to slam her into the ground*
User avatar #17689 - coolponyboy (6 hours ago) [-]
Oof! *Rises up shaking her head in a daze* Using my speed against me. That's good.
#17680 - Unarmed. I'd hate to hurt you.  [+] (9 new replies) 8 hours ago on coolponyboy's profile 0
User avatar #17681 - coolponyboy (8 hours ago) [-]
Eh, I wouldn't worry about. The last guy I trained with roughed me up tons of times. And I married him!

*The Blackmare gives Violet a cold glare*

Heh...Right, sorry. Anyway, unarmed it is.
User avatar #17682 - secondlawprevails (8 hours ago) [-]
Wait a minute, you're married?
#17683 - coolponyboy (8 hours ago) [-]
Um...was.

It...didn't work out...Though we did have a son.
User avatar #17684 - secondlawprevails (8 hours ago) [-]
Huh....awkward.......*there's an awkward silence before bladerunner shrugs and sweeps her legs out from underneath her*
User avatar #17685 - coolponyboy (8 hours ago) [-]
*She lands and rolls to the side, leaping towards him, flipping overtop, and delivering a kick to his back*
User avatar #17686 - secondlawprevails (7 hours ago) [-]
*he jumps off the ground, grabs her leg and flings her into a wall* You're fast.
User avatar #17687 - coolponyboy (7 hours ago) [-]
*Turns in midair, landing feet-first against the wall* Yeah, tends to come in handy!

*She pushes off the wall, using her wings to give her a speed boost as she rockets into Bladerunner*
User avatar #17688 - secondlawprevails (7 hours ago) [-]
*flips her over him and uses her momentum to slam her into the ground*
User avatar #17689 - coolponyboy (6 hours ago) [-]
Oof! *Rises up shaking her head in a daze* Using my speed against me. That's good.
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#9633 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Welp, kid...here we are. The grand old city of Canterlot.

Ah...it's good to be home. *Nudges Bladerunner* We're right in the beating heart of Equestria right now, you know that?
User avatar #10022 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (08/19/2014) [-]
What you mean dear tankus who you almost had me killed to protect? Hah! *stabs at her with his sword*
#10023 to #10022 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Last warning boy. Come along now, or I'll do this the hard way.
User avatar #10024 to #10023 - secondlawprevails (08/19/2014) [-]
What? Like putting those kidnapping skills to use? *punches her in the gut before kicking her off the platform* I'm not cooperating with you. You're nothing but bucking parasite.
#10025 to #10024 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Mph...Call me whatever you like. I don't need to explain myself to you.

But since you don't feel like cooperating...

You there. Shadow...You're under my command now. If this boy kills me, you go back to ransacking Canterlot. Burn it to the ground, understood?
User avatar #10026 to #10025 - secondlawprevails (08/19/2014) [-]
*S* We underssstand
*B* That was low. *throws down his sword* Fine, I'll cooperate.
#10027 to #10026 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Let this be a lesson. I can be your friend, or I can be your nightmare. I give as I receive.

And for the record, you do hit rather hard for someone of your size...
User avatar #10028 to #10027 - secondlawprevails (08/19/2014) [-]
Fine, let's go see tankus. We'll see if he buys your particular brand of **** .
#10029 to #10028 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
*Seems to be catching his breathe in the middle of a large amount of rubble*

There you two are! You had me all worried. Everything alright? The shadow thing all taken care of?
User avatar #10030 to #10029 - secondlawprevails (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't know, ask your "lady friend"
#10031 to #10030 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
*T* What's he talking about, Rose?

*B* Well...I feel as if it'd be better to explain in private. *Glares to Bladerunner* If we could have a moment?
User avatar #10032 to #10031 - secondlawprevails (08/19/2014) [-]
Oh take your time. Not like I recently escaped death or anything.
#10033 to #10032 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
*She furrows her brow at him* Come talk to me when you've actually been dead for a few millenium.
User avatar #10034 to #10033 - secondlawprevails (08/19/2014) [-]
Pfft, so regular ponies aren't enough, you had to go and cheat death too?
#10035 to #10034 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I'll have you know there was no cheating involved. He and I made a deal, fair and square.
User avatar #10036 to #10035 - secondlawprevails (08/19/2014) [-]
Suuuuure. Have fun you too. I'll catch you at the coronation tankus. *storms off*
#10037 to #10036 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Hmph...Alright, Tankus. Here's the whole truth...
User avatar #10002 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (08/09/2014) [-]
Wait! No! We will ssssserve you! Do not ssssend ussss back into death! We only ssserve cognussss becaussssse he was keeping ussss out of death!
#10003 to #10002 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Why would I trust you? You could simply be out for your own gain.
User avatar #10004 to #10003 - secondlawprevails (08/09/2014) [-]
We have no choice We ssssimply wisssh to sssurvive
#10005 to #10004 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Hmph. Fine. But you have to prove it to me. Prove that you're willing to quit working with Cognus.
User avatar #10006 to #10005 - secondlawprevails (08/09/2014) [-]
*sand piles up forming into cognus* Woah, woah, woah, hang on. You can't just steal my unstoppable army of darkness like that! *looks at the shadow* What the hell? I spent all that time and effort dragging you all out of death and this is how you repay me?
*S* We musssst stay alive
#10007 to #10006 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
*Shrugs* Choose your allies carefully, Cognus. Seems this one's more of a survivor than a servant.
User avatar #10008 to #10007 - secondlawprevails (08/11/2014) [-]
*varying degrees of rage flit across cognus's face* You just wait Rose. Next time I will choose my ally very carefully, and with you in mind.
#10009 to #10008 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Flattery will get you nowhere Cognus.
User avatar #10010 to #10009 - secondlawprevails (08/12/2014) [-]
Flattery nothing. You've moved up the food chain from being a pawn in a very dangerous game. You win this round, but next time won't be so easy. *dissolves into a pile of venomous snakes*
#10011 to #10010 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Well. That's that situation handled.

I trust you'll be calling off your little assault on the castle?
User avatar #10012 to #10011 - secondlawprevails (08/15/2014) [-]
*shadows fly from every crack and crevice until the figure in front of her is a cutout of pure black in the the shape of a pony* It is done.
#10013 to #10012 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Good. Now, secondly, I'm going to need that boy you took.
User avatar #10014 to #10013 - secondlawprevails (08/15/2014) [-]
The boy hassss essscaped ussss. Hissss will to live issss impressssive. He issss down here. Lossssst
#10015 to #10014 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
*Sigh* Great. Well can you find him?
User avatar #10016 to #10015 - secondlawprevails (08/15/2014) [-]
He issss closssse *suddenly small a figure drops from the ceiling at blackmare with a sword drawn*
#10017 to #10016 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
There you are.

Come on, let's go and get out of here.
User avatar #10018 to #10017 - secondlawprevails (08/15/2014) [-]
*levels the sword with her throat* I knew you were a good for nothing backstabber, but that, THAT was low. I'm going to mount your head on a pike in front of my house for handing me over like that!
#10019 to #10018 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Oh don't be so dramatic. Believe it or not, I happen to know how to deal with these situations rather well.

After all, you're still alive, aren't you?
User avatar #10020 to #10019 - secondlawprevails (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm sure you're verrrry experienced with stabbing ponies in the back, after all, it is your profession isn't it? You can't fool me, I saw you talking to cognus and that....thing. Now, are you going to put up a fight, or am I going to kill you where you stand?
#10021 to #10020 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Listen you, I know what it's like to be stabbed in the back. Literally. And believe me when I say that is not something I would do for a living.

Now come on already. I won't fight you but one way or another I'm taking you back to Tankus.
User avatar #9982 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (08/04/2014) [-]
Perhaps the only option is to prove that I'm better by succeeding where others failed. By morning everyone in this castle will be dead. Whether or not you choose to join them is up to you.
#9983 to #9982 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Suppose only time will tell...
User avatar #9984 to #9983 - secondlawprevails (08/04/2014) [-]
Well then, good luck. Regardless of the outcome, tonight's game should be....interesting.
#9985 to #9984 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Hmph...Finally some peace and quiet. Now, if I were an ancient magical relic...
User avatar #9986 to #9985 - secondlawprevails (08/07/2014) [-]
*as she twists and winds her way through the ruined city, several enormous spiders drop down from the ceiling and begin to hiss at her*
#9987 to #9986 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Huh, interesting. Hopefully they're poisonous. My assassins would love to get their hooves on some new venoms.
User avatar #9988 to #9987 - secondlawprevails (08/08/2014) [-]
*a spider spits a gob of web at her, which sticks to the stones behind it and begins to dissolve them*
#9989 to #9988 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Ahh, acidic webbing. Hehe, how lovely!
User avatar #9990 to #9989 - secondlawprevails (08/08/2014) [-]
*the spiders begin to circle her weaving a web around the surrounding buildings and rock*
#9991 to #9990 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Hmph... *Flaps her wings and twirls around quickly, which sends several Kunai flying out to stab into a few different spiders*

At the very least I might end up taking one of you home as a pet...
User avatar #9992 to #9991 - secondlawprevails (08/09/2014) [-]
*The stabbed spiders fall over and begin to squeal as their own blood begins to dissolve them. The remaining spiders squeal and skitter away leaving her surrounded by acidic webbing*
#9993 to #9992 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
*She sighs* Well that's a shame.

*Magically breaks off several of the fallen spider's legs and uses them to create a hole in the webbing before flying through*

Alright...now that's done, let's get back on the trail.
User avatar #9994 to #9993 - secondlawprevails (08/09/2014) [-]
*eventually she approaches what appears to be a dark alter with the skull resting upon it, but as she move forward a colossal armored figure drops down to block her path* We will not go back! our knowledge mussst be presserved.
#9995 to #9994 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Well, as much as I'd actually like to study you lot more, I'm afraid that's not going to be able to happen.

You're hurting my friends, and wrecking their home. Unfortunately, you're going to have to be put down.
User avatar #9996 to #9995 - secondlawprevails (08/09/2014) [-]
*a fist propelled by a jet of shadows, flies of the armor and bowls her over*
User avatar #9997 to #9996 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
*Grunts as she rolls in the air and recovers, landing on her feet* Ugh, careful...You'll mess up my mane.
User avatar #9998 to #9997 - secondlawprevails (08/09/2014) [-]
*the hand grabs her as it returns to the armor and the Shadow throws her towards a wall*
#9999 to #9998 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
*She spins again, landing with her feet against the wall, then pushes off and slams into the creature's head. She flips her tail up, causing a dagger to emerge up out of it, which she then grabs and jams into the creature's eye*
User avatar #10000 to #9999 - secondlawprevails (08/09/2014) [-]
*the shadow rips the dagger out as a steady stream of darkness falls from where the eye would be* we are not alive, or form issss but temporary, how do you proposssse to defeat usssss?
#10001 to #10000 - coolponyboy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Honestly I was hoping to just make it a bit more dramatic before I did this.

*Hops on top of the construct's head, flips a second dagger out from her tail, and grabs it, flying down to land next to the altar* Here's hoping this thing's fragile... *She goes to stab the skull*
User avatar #9960 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (07/23/2014) [-]
But rose, even by refusing to play, you're still part of the game
#9961 to #9960 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Right...Whatever you say.
User avatar #9963 to #9961 - secondlawprevails (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh come on, don't tell me you forgot your special little sword again! Come on, what was that about my mangled body hanging by my balls? *a target appears over his heart* Come on, come over here and kill me.
#9964 to #9963 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I have better things to do.

*Starts walking off into the ruins* Besides, you're hardly even worth the effort anymore.

You're not that much of a threat so I can put off hunting you down for later.
User avatar #9965 to #9964 - secondlawprevails (07/23/2014) [-]
*cognus reappears in front of her* Ok fine, but watch out for the spiders. Honestly, I'd rather you survive this ordeal so I can manipulate you some more later.
#9966 to #9965 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Tell me Cognus, what exactly is the extent of your knowledge about me?
User avatar #9968 to #9966 - secondlawprevails (07/24/2014) [-]
You were a protege of the one called Magnus. though you parted company over some disagreement. You formed your own organization and were in stasis for some time. Then you met Tankus, who's your primary influencing factor as far as I can tell. You've made enough money to not care about bribes, and you're good enough to not worry about threats, so all you really worry about is what he would and wouldn't approve of.
#9969 to #9968 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
And you think that's the best way to manipulate me. By using someone I care about to get to me.
User avatar #9970 to #9969 - secondlawprevails (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, if I told you the runt was still alive down here, I would bet you'd go out of your way to find him. Not because you care at all about him, but because Tankus does, am I right?
#9971 to #9970 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Possibly. I'm sure it'd make him grateful.

Still, plenty of time to rescue the boy after I've taken care of that artifact.
User avatar #9972 to #9971 - secondlawprevails (07/24/2014) [-]
You see rose? This is why you're my favorite pony to manipulate. You're a challenge. You take lots of planning and guile. You don't fall for the simple stuff.
#9973 to #9972 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Hm...You know, I understand you went through that whole speech when we spoke before, about what you plan to accomplish with all this, but my memory's a little foggy. Mind refreshing my memory?
User avatar #9974 to #9973 - secondlawprevails (07/25/2014) [-]
Those plans have already failed, at this point, the best I can hope for is to make tomorrow's ceremony a disaster, and to hopefully use the runt to spark a war.
#9975 to #9974 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Why? To make yourself feel better? Or are you still trying to impress dear miss Nephthys?
User avatar #9976 to #9975 - secondlawprevails (07/25/2014) [-]
No.... she said that she's not into evil anymore....this is to undermine my stupid brother!
#9977 to #9976 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Ah, so it is about making yourself feel better. I can understand.

Must make you feel pretty inferior seeing your other self get all the attention. You ever think about just following his example?
User avatar #9978 to #9977 - secondlawprevails (07/30/2014) [-]
No. That would suit my brother too well.
#9979 to #9978 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
You ought to just cut loose. Let go of all that worrying!

Sometimes it's better to just accept that you're only second best.
User avatar #9980 to #9979 - secondlawprevails (07/30/2014) [-]
Why I....*understanding dawns on him* Clever girl....yes, you almost had me. Yanking my tail like that. Somebody's earned a cookie. *a tray of cookies appears in front of her.*
#9981 to #9980 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
*Shrugs* Yanking your tail or no, it's not as if I'm lying.
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User avatar #9890 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (07/16/2014) [-]
Well, you are now, the most distracting thing in equestria. I'll be right behind you with fireballs, lightning, booms, bangs, all that jazz.Now, for our grand entrance. *blasts the palace doors off of their hinges with an earthshaking explosion as fog pours out of the ground and fountains of flame erupt around them. At the top of the stairs, several reanimated monsters, gargoyles, and possessed suits of armor turn to look at them*
#9891 to #9890 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Gizelle's gonna be so pissed at me...

Alright you bastards...Come get some!
User avatar #9892 to #9891 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2014) [-]
*The reanimated monsters charge headlong at him, while the suites of armor march in battle formation slowly down the stairs*
User avatar #9893 to #9892 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
*Tankus begins to stomp, blast, and wreak havoc on the horde of creatures*
User avatar #9894 to #9893 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2014) [-]
*braggi pulls out a notepad and begins to scribble something down* Yes lad keep it up, this will make a marvelous song! The local taverns will love it!
#9895 to #9894 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
If you make any jokes about me being fat, I'm coming after you.
User avatar #9896 to #9895 - secondlawprevails (07/18/2014) [-]
*grins wryly*
The champion left death and destruction in wake
Fighting for love, and honor, and cake.
#9897 to #9896 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Keep it up and I'll flick you.
User avatar #9898 to #9897 - secondlawprevails (07/19/2014) [-]
You take yourself far too seriously lad.
Now where was I? Oh yes, what rhymes with icecream?
*by this time, the armors stop just short of them and archers in the back begin to rain down arrows*
#9899 to #9898 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Super mean. *Conjures a shield to block the arrows*
Victim's screams. *Kicks back several knights towards to archers*
Laser beams. *Shoots several beams of magic towards the crowds*
User avatar #9900 to #9899 - secondlawprevails (07/19/2014) [-]
*an angry voice rumbles around them* Fools! By returning you have sealed your death! *a pillar beside Tankus shudders and morphs into a gigantic death-adder *
User avatar #9901 to #9900 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh this is just great...
User avatar #9902 to #9901 - secondlawprevails (07/20/2014) [-]
*the snake coils and spits a spray of venom at them*
User avatar #9903 to #9902 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
*He leaps to the side before grabbing it by the head and tossing it through a wall*

You're fast, but I'm faster.
User avatar #9904 to #9903 - secondlawprevails (07/20/2014) [-]
*the snake shakes of the impact and turns around Tankus, constricting around him*
#9905 to #9904 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
*Groans* Man I hope Rose is making progress...
User avatar #9906 to #9905 - secondlawprevails (07/21/2014) [-]
*meanwhile underground, rose emerges into the ruined city of the Perpetuii
#9907 to #9906 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
*Sigh* Another day, another cluster of ancient ruins to explore...
User avatar #9916 to #9907 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
GIVE IT NOW
User avatar #9908 to #9907 - secondlawprevails (07/21/2014) [-]
*cogmus materializes leaning on a column next to her* Oh come on, how ofetn do you get to see the ruins of a completely extinct civilization? I mean come on, look how annoyingly neat and orderly these guys were. I can only imagine how glorious their destruction was.
#9909 to #9908 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I know why you're here, Cognus. And you should just save your breath. I already told you, I'm done playing your games.
User avatar #9870 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
*the snake sticks it's tongue out* I can see why Tankus likes you, your cute when your angry.
#9871 to #9870 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
*Crushes the head of the snake, then storms off*
User avatar #9872 to #9871 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
*meanwhile as Tankus walks around the maze, an old, bent over begger stumbles in front of him* Pardon sir, could you spare a coin for an old man out in the cold? He just might be able to help you in return.
#9873 to #9872 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Hmph, fine. *Drops a small bag of coins in his hoof*

Not like I have any reason to horde the stuff.
User avatar #9874 to #9873 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
*the cloak falls away to reveal Braggi leaning against his staff* And now for my half of the deal. I'm going to help you save your friends and possibly even yourself. What are you looking at? Shut your mouth and get a move on lad! There's lives at stake!
#9875 to #9874 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Ai! Alright, geez.

What do you have in mind, anyway?
User avatar #9876 to #9875 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
First we save your lady-friend from playing further into cognus's hoof, then she goes and destroys the artifact that keeps that apparition in our world while we create the mother of all distractions.
#9877 to #9876 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
You sure that's the best idea? I've certainly started to question the quality of Rose's trustworthiness.
User avatar #9878 to #9877 - secondlawprevails (07/16/2014) [-]
And that's exactly what Cognus wants, isn't it? Your marefriend was tricked. By feeding her real information cognus made her look like an accomplice. In truth, she was trying to help you all. And now she's off being angry somewhere in this maze.
#9879 to #9878 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Hm...I guess you've got a point.

I'll be damned before I let any god's trickery ruin something this great.
User avatar #9880 to #9879 - secondlawprevails (07/16/2014) [-]
Exactly. Now, the question is how to find her?
#9881 to #9880 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. She could be anywhere in this maze by now.
User avatar #9882 to #9881 - secondlawprevails (07/16/2014) [-]
*sighs loudly* I was hoping we could do this quickly without magic. The moment I sue my powers, cognus will be able to sense me.
#9883 to #9882 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Either way, we need to find her as soon as we can!
User avatar #9884 to #9883 - secondlawprevails (07/16/2014) [-]
Fine *clicks his hoof, and the hedges of the maze vaporize*
#9885 to #9884 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
*Rose appears not far away*

Oh...Tankus. Look, I'm

*T* No time for that Rose. And it's okay. But right now we need to stop this thing once and for all.
User avatar #9886 to #9885 - secondlawprevails (07/16/2014) [-]
Now, I'm going to be creating a distraction with tankus in the main castle. While we do this, we need you to go destroy the animating artifact.. If you know it, I would recommend an unnoticeable spell. Remember your priority is to destroy the shadow. Once he figures out whats going on, Cognus will try to distract you, you must ignore him and stick to the plan.
#9887 to #9886 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Alright...I understand. I'll be quick. Good luck you two.

*T* You as well Rose...Stay safe.
User avatar #9888 to #9887 - secondlawprevails (07/16/2014) [-]
So, you ready to make a distraction? *waives his staff and tankus grows twice as tall and begins to shine a bright golden light.*
User avatar #9889 to #9888 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
*T* Oh gods, this feels weird. And awesome!
User avatar #9850 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (07/10/2014) [-]
*dark tendrils drift down and begin to repair and reanimate fallen skeletons, while still more emerge from the depths* Grrr. Tankus, you take point and clear us a path, I'll hold them off our rear.
#9851 to #9850 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Right. Tell me where to go, Rose.

*Tankus runs around, Blackmare close behind, slicing through the waves of skeletons as they delve deeper into the crypts*
User avatar #9852 to #9851 - secondlawprevails (07/11/2014) [-]
*as they arrive at the hidden door, a frail, wilted form a a lich blocks their way* Turn back fools! This realm belongs to the dead!
#9853 to #9852 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
The dead can accommodate some guests for a while, I think. Not like it'll kill them.
User avatar #9854 to #9853 - secondlawprevails (07/11/2014) [-]
Sometimes....but some force has stirred us. Aggravated us. made us hostile. Our desire for life and warmth, trumps what little shreds of humanity we have left. I'm sure you're all very nice ponies, and I'm really sorry, but I'm afraid I shall have to devour you all now. *the lich walks towards them, slowly trying to drain their life force.
#9855 to #9854 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
*Grunts weakly as he hefts the sunlight halberd and throws it right into the Lich's chest*
User avatar #9856 to #9855 - secondlawprevails (07/11/2014) [-]
*bladerunner watches as the lich crumples over and turns to dust* Hmmf. i think he get the award for politest thing that's ever tried to kill me.
#9857 to #9856 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Well I'd say we returned the favor by laying him to rest.
User avatar #9858 to #9857 - secondlawprevails (07/14/2014) [-]
Alright, so we've got a hidden door in the middle of the catacombs, but where does it go?
#9859 to #9858 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
One way to find out.

*B* Hopefully it's to a solution to this whole ordeal.
User avatar #9860 to #9859 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
*as they emerge from the passage they run into the middle of Set Cognus and a circle of Chaos spawn* Ah, thank you Rose. You played you're part perfectly.
#9861 to #9860 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
What? What the hell are you talking about? Rose?

*B* ...
User avatar #9862 to #9861 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
What? Rose didn't tell you? In exchange for delivering the brat to me, I agreed to let you live. *clicks his hoof and an elevator forms around the two of them, and the doors close with a ping and cognus's voice comes over the speaker* Next stop, palace gardens. *cheap elevator music begins to play as they start to rocket upwards*
#9863 to #9862 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
What? Rose, is this true?

*R* No, he's lying! I never agreed to anything for him!

*T* But you knew. You knew his plots, and you stayed quiet.

*R* I...Tankus, I couldn't just... *She sighs, turning away and becoming silent*
User avatar #9864 to #9863 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
*the elevator dings and the doors open to a small flowerbed deep inside of the palace hedgemaze*
User avatar #9865 to #9864 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
*Without another word, Tankus walks off in a random direction. Rose looks back at him, thinking for a few seconds, before she turns and goes off in a different direction*
User avatar #9866 to #9865 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
*a python slithers out of the hedge* I told you Rose, I always get my way. You'll always end up helping me whether you want to or not.
#9867 to #9866 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
You have no idea how lucky you are that the god killing blade is with Tankus right now.
User avatar #9868 to #9867 - secondlawprevails (07/15/2014) [-]
Or what? You'd kill an innocent snake I happen to be possessing? I'm not stupid rose. Now, will you help me willingly, or do I have to chastise you some more? Trust me, it's possible, I can make you're life even worse.
#9869 to #9868 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
You have made an enemy of me today, Set. I swear by everything that I value, I will play no more of you're games, and I will not rest until I see you're mangled corpse hanging from a tree by you're GODS DAMNED BALLS!!!
User avatar #9829 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (07/07/2014) [-]
*bladerunner walks in draggig two nurses that are hanging on to his heels* Oh faust....things just got real. How long until sundown?
User avatar #9830 to #9829 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Just over an hour...
User avatar #9832 to #9830 - secondlawprevails (07/08/2014) [-]
We need to get every capable soldier left in here to protect the princess, remove any and everything that could be possessed. Do we have any priests in the castle? Someone that could give us some protection against this thing?
User avatar #9833 to #9832 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
We have some...If you really think they can help against this creature.
User avatar #9834 to #9833 - secondlawprevails (07/09/2014) [-]
*shrugs* maybe. Better than nothing. Also, all the light we can gather. This thing likes the darkness, so the more uncomfortable it feels the better. After we take care of that, no one leaves the room. Are we understood? This thing wants to pick us off one by one. Don't give it that option. Princess I'm sorry, but we'll have to move him outside until dawn. We can't risk that thing possessing him.
#9835 to #9834 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Alright...Do what you have to do. You're more experienced than I am with sort of thing.

*Everyone sets about working, making the necessary preparations*
#9958 to #9835 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
more cock
User avatar #9938 to #9835 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
DEM YOUR ASS WAS TIGHT
User avatar #9945 to #9938 - Sunset (07/22/2014) [-]
ok stop spamming this dude
User avatar #9946 to #9945 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
but he is a nice piece of ass
User avatar #9947 to #9946 - Sunset (07/22/2014) [-]
don't
User avatar #9967 to #9949 - canyou (07/23/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #9950 to #9949 - Sunset (07/22/2014) [-]
i'm still gonna flag you
#9953 to #9950 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
IM BACK NOW SEX ME
#9955 to #9954 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #9836 to #9835 - secondlawprevails (07/09/2014) [-]
Alright we're in for a long night. Tankus, do we have everypony?
#9837 to #9836 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, everyone's together.
User avatar #9939 to #9837 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
NOW CLEAN YO SELF UP SLUT
User avatar #9838 to #9837 - secondlawprevails (07/09/2014) [-]
Good because whatever's going to happen is starting *there's a trampling noise and down the hall, dozens of suites of armor can be seen marching in battle formation*
#9839 to #9838 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Men! Keep them back! Seal that barricade! Mages, work up the best magical barrier you can muster. Priests, you're in charge of keeping that barrier very unpleasant to them. Do whatever you have to do! Move!

*Several guards move out to fight the creatures, and many minutes later, a magical barrier laced with holy energies is set up around the survivors* Let's hope this holds.
User avatar #9840 to #9839 - secondlawprevails (07/09/2014) [-]
*the posessesed armors beat against the barrier as tiny cracks struggle to form* Cowardsssss Come out and die!
#9841 to #9840 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Shut the hell up and slither back to where you came from, fiend!

You're not hurting anyone else in this castle and that's final!
User avatar #9842 to #9841 - secondlawprevails (07/09/2014) [-]
*as the armors continue to fight the barrier, Blackmare has a vision of an ancient, elongated skull surrounded by glowing runes, the view zooms out to a ruined underground city, followed by a dark tunnel, followed by a secret door in the castle catacombs as Cognus's voices echoes in her head* Go on Rose, tell them how to save themselves. But you'll never be able to explain how you got the information.
#9843 to #9842 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
You underestimate me, Set.

Tankus, come on. We're going.

*T* What? Why? What's going on?

*B* I have an idea of how to stop this thing. But we're short on time. At this rate, the barriers won't hold for too much long, so we have to act quickly. And you'll have to trust me.

*T* Um...Er, alright. Let's go stop this then. Any other volunteers to come with us?
User avatar #9844 to #9843 - secondlawprevails (07/09/2014) [-]
*bladerunner stands up and walks over to them* I'll come, You guys might need someone else to fight with you and I bucking dare you to stop me
#9845 to #9844 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
No arguments here. Alright, hold fast you lot. We'll return as soon as we can.

*Blackmare teleports them to the entrance to the catacombs* Let's go.

*T* You, uh...You sure you know where you're going?

*B* Yes.
User avatar #9846 to #9845 - secondlawprevails (07/09/2014) [-]
*As they enter the catacombs*, dozens of skeletons, recombined into unnatural shapes rush them*
#9847 to #9846 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Watch out!

*B* Darling, they're walking piles of bones. Smack them with your sword and they crumble. Simple as that.

*T* Um...Yeah, I guess so.
User avatar #9848 to #9847 - secondlawprevails (07/10/2014) [-]
*BR* What I want to know is who the hell's behind all of this?
#9849 to #9848 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
No clue. But I intend on finding out. No one's getting away with this, I don't care who they are.
User avatar #9809 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (06/19/2014) [-]
Perhaps, we had best find jack, and then plan where we are to take shelter this night.....For the first time in a while princess, jack's afraid of the dark.
#9810 to #9809 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't worry, Jack. I'll be staying with you. I won't let this thing hurt you again.

*B* Hm...Taking care of her friends. We'll, she's certainly got the qualities of a good ruler.

*T* Now's not the time to focus on that, Rose. We'd better get down below and start looking for Jack. Come on.
User avatar #9811 to #9810 - secondlawprevails (06/21/2014) [-]
*a cry echoes from the basements* Heeeeeeeelllllp!
#9812 to #9811 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Ugh, Damn it... *Brandishes the Halberd and runs to the basement* Jack? Jack!
User avatar #9813 to #9812 - secondlawprevails (06/21/2014) [-]
*several monster heads mounted on the walls are roaring and thrashing around, ripper jack is in the mouth of a giant Hydra head* Helllp! Princess!
#9814 to #9813 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
*Rushes off and cuts off the head* Get back!
User avatar #9815 to #9814 - secondlawprevails (06/23/2014) [-]
*as jack whimpers and crawls behind a pillar, acid spouts from the stumps until it swells, growing two more heads which begin to spit acid at Tankus*
#9816 to #9815 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Starting to regret having this thing mounted...

*Hides behind a pillar as he draws his sword, which he presses a button on to make it ignite into flames*

Good thing I'm prepared! *Flies up and decapitates another head, using the sword to cauterize the area*
User avatar #9817 to #9816 - secondlawprevails (06/30/2014) [-]
*as he contends with the remaining hydra head, The dragon head mounted down the hall begins to spit fireballs at him. As he takes cover, a taxidermied beholder comes to life and begins to attack him*
(sorry haven't been on, work AND a girlfriend just take up too much time a lot of days)
User avatar #9818 to #9817 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
*Tankus holds off the many creatures, and Rose rushes in to help him* Jack, get out of here. You need to get to safety!
(It's fine. I'm starting to have a bit of a clashing schedule myself lately)
User avatar #9819 to #9818 - secondlawprevails (07/01/2014) [-]
*jack moans and rolls onto his side, revealing a set of wounds leaking a noxious green fluid* Poor old jack.....he can't feel his legs....
#9820 to #9819 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Grr...*Runs over and scoops Jack up, throwing him over her back* Come on you. Tankus, hold on a bit longer, I'm getting him out of here!

*They run out, leaving Tankus behind to continue fighting the creatures*

Jack...Can you hear me? Jack?
User avatar #9821 to #9820 - secondlawprevails (07/01/2014) [-]
*looks at her sadly* Jack's not going to be much use to her majesty anymore, is he?
#9822 to #9821 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
You'll...be fine. The quality of your servitude should be the least of your worries, though.
User avatar #9823 to #9822 - secondlawprevails (07/03/2014) [-]
But ma'am....serving her majesty is all jack has.
#9824 to #9823 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
There's plenty more opportunity in life than that. But at this point, you'll be lucky if you get to keep your life.
User avatar #9825 to #9824 - secondlawprevails (07/07/2014) [-]
Tell her majesty that jack is....sorry. *his eyes roll back in his head, his body goes limp, and a thin trickle of blood runs out of his mouth*
#9826 to #9825 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Figures... *Sighs and hefts the body over her back once again, taking it to the infirmary*
User avatar #9827 to #9826 - secondlawprevails (07/07/2014) [-]
*the other jack is screaming and clutching his side in the infirmary* Oh gods, oh gods, jack is dead!
User avatar #9948 to #9827 - rudebrat (07/22/2014) [-]
rest in rip jackie boy
User avatar #9944 to #9827 - Sunset (07/22/2014) [-]
rip in peace
#9941 to #9827 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
WILE I TAP DAT ASS
#9828 to #9827 - coolponyboy ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
One of them is...

*Lays the body on one of the beds. Gizelle stares at it, speechless*
User avatar #9789 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (06/11/2014) [-]
*chuckles* No, you mussst be made aware of your error. I mussst sssshow you how helpless you all are. *tendrils of darkness emerge from cracks in the walls and hold her limbs as the stone creatures continue to beat on jack*
#9790 to #9789 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
*Clenches her teeth* Let...Me...Go!
#9943 to #9790 - drl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
NO YOU DROPPED THE SOAP

PRISON RULES BITCH
User avatar #9791 to #9790 - secondlawprevails (06/11/2014) [-]
*J* madam! Help! Murder! Guards! Princess! Someone save old Jack!
*S* Don't you get it? You're all helpless against my powerssssss.
#9792 to #9791 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Grrr...TANKUS!!!

*Tankus rushes in, brandishing a glowing golden halberd* What the...Again? Alright, you bastard, this time we're prepared!
User avatar #9793 to #9792 - secondlawprevails (06/17/2014) [-]
*as the posession and the tnedrils retreat from his attack* You are more dtermined to live than we firssst thought. Enjoy your ties to life for now mortalsssss, for sssssoon dusssssk is coming.

*J* oh gods.......oh gods help poor old jack! Oh gods hlep jack and his princess! Oh.....oh gods!
#9794 to #9793 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Jack, you need to calm down.
User avatar #9795 to #9794 - secondlawprevails (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh, hephaestus, oh horus, oh, saturn, oh ra, oh gods, oh gods......*gives a squeal of alarm as he looks down to several broken ribs and at least one mangled leg* Oh gods! Oh gods, I can't feel my leg! *starts to hyperventilate*
#9796 to #9795 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
*T* Don't worry Jack...it's not too bad. You'll be okay.

*B* It looks pretty bad. Half of his body is smashed to bits...Maybe some internal bleeding. I doubt he'll be using that leg again anytime soon, assuming he can even recover.

*T* Thanks Rose...Great enthusiasm. Come on, Jack, you need to control your breathing.
User avatar #9797 to #9796 - secondlawprevails (06/17/2014) [-]
Princess? Oh gods, where are you princess? *Takes several deep shuddering breathes*
#9798 to #9797 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Jack? Oh gods, Jack!

*Runs to his side* Oh no...
User avatar #9799 to #9798 - secondlawprevails (06/17/2014) [-]
Jack is sorry princess, he let those nasty beasties in the shadows take him by surprise. Don't cry princess, you'll only make jack sad.
#9800 to #9799 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
You'll be alright, Jack...You have to be. You...You've been such a good friend. You always make things better for me. I can't rule this kingdom without you at my side.
User avatar #9801 to #9800 - secondlawprevails (06/17/2014) [-]
*grabs her hoof* Then jack will try to get better.....for the princess.
#9802 to #9801 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
You have to, Jack. I...I'm ordering you to.
User avatar #9803 to #9802 - secondlawprevails (06/18/2014) [-]
*smiles weakly* Yes your majesty.
#9804 to #9803 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Come on, you. Need to get you to the infirmary. You'll even get a bed next to charming little Bladerunner.

*G* Wait...What about Jack's...Other half?
User avatar #9805 to #9804 - secondlawprevails (06/18/2014) [-]
Went looking for princess in the basements. Scared, but not hurt. Mr. Tankus, what are we going to do? Nasties only going to get worse at sundown.
#9806 to #9805 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Can't believe I'm saying this...But you need to get yourself a weapon. Anything you can use to fend this thing off.

Luckily I managed to find Celestia's old weapon of choice, but I don't know how foolproof it'll be against this thing.

Hmm...I wonder why it would attack those that it did. Bladerunner has influence up North, but that's about it. And Jack is just a servant.
User avatar #9807 to #9806 - secondlawprevails (06/18/2014) [-]
It didn't harm miss blackmare. It only held her back.
#9808 to #9807 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah...Good point. Wonder what that was about.

*B* Hmph...Well obviously it's just one of those sinister creatures that likes to have witnesses to it's work.

*T* Ah...That makes sense I suppose.
User avatar #9769 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm going to give you a chance to help your friends. I'm going to tell you exactly who and what the shadow is.
#9770 to #9769 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Oh really? And what exactly do you gain out of this?
User avatar #9771 to #9770 - secondlawprevails (06/04/2014) [-]
I get to see you make a decision...will you help your friends and lose their trust? Or will you sit by in silence as they die?
#9772 to #9771 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
I expect you'll be disappointed, whatever the outcome.
User avatar #9773 to #9772 - secondlawprevails (06/05/2014) [-]
Perhaps, but first, I believe it's story time. Long before the foundations of this castle were laid, This land was inhabited by a race of powerful psychics known as the perpetui. Such was their great minds, that when one of them died, they merely transferred their consciousness into the mind another member of their number. They raised a mighty civilization. Their workers had built a hundred buildings before they ever touched a stone. Their warriors had fought many battles before ever touching a sword. You get the idea. Unfortunately, you short sighted mortals seem to hate what you don't understand, so at the urging of Helios, you started hunting them. At first, they did not respond, death was only a minor inconvenience to them. But eventually, it came to war, and soon, they were reduced to but one in number, and when he died, they all died, and their fury was incredible. Hundreds of years of learning, and thinking all for naught. And it is their collective ghost that is the shadow. And it is one of those bones that I used to anchor the spirit to this place.
#9774 to #9773 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Hm...So this assassin is really the collective conscience of an entire ancient civilization?

That's rather interesting. Sounds hard to kill.
User avatar #9775 to #9774 - secondlawprevails (06/05/2014) [-]
*the tarantula shrugs* That's the idea, you know, only if you can't find it's original body. Unfortunately, I am not as talented as my wife in necromacy. My summons need an anchor. Destroy the anchor, and the shadow slips back into death. But....*the tarantula winks at her* if you tell any of your friends this information, I will not hesitate to discredit you for fraternizing with me. After all, what strategist would just give away valuable information like that?....*an image flickers of Cognus and rose in his quarters as rose tells him to go ahead and kill Tankus* I'm sure he'd be real sweet on you after that......*the tarantula shakes itself as the possession leaves it and it wanders around in confused circles*
#9776 to #9775 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Playing games is one thing, my friend. Playing games with the Blackmare...that's a whole other realm of mistake.

*Slowly crushes the tarantula as she walks away* Keep at it...You'll be getting yours.
User avatar #9777 to #9776 - secondlawprevails (06/05/2014) [-]
*at that very moment jack blunders around the corner and runs into her* Oh, awefully sorries miss, poor old jack was just looking for the princess. He heard that there was some sort of commotions and got worried for her highness.
#9778 to #9777 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Your precious queen-to-be is safe for the moment. Besides...the Assassin didn't even seem to be after her.
User avatar #9779 to #9778 - secondlawprevails (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh dear, all this is far too strange for poor old jack's noggin.
#9780 to #9779 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
You...You're Jack Spindleshanks?
#9782 to #9781 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Interesting. You don't seem all that threatening...
User avatar #9783 to #9782 - secondlawprevails (06/07/2014) [-]
That's because I'm the nice jack. The naughty jack spindleshanks is what scares folks.
#9784 to #9783 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Ah, yes...I'd heard of that. Interesting case.

Well, look, obviously there's some trouble brewing around here. Just because your princess wasn't the target this time doesn't mean she isn't in danger.

If I were you...I'd keep myself armed and alert. You never know what might spring up, or when.
User avatar #9785 to #9784 - secondlawprevails (06/07/2014) [-]
Okie dokie ma'am. Jack's all alertttttt-*a tendril of shadows wraps around his ankle and starts to drag him off.
#9786 to #9785 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
...... *Sigh* Damn it.

*Chases after and zaps the tendril with a beam of magical light*
User avatar #9787 to #9786 - secondlawprevails (06/08/2014) [-]
*the tendril briefly dissipates and then reforms* foolisssssssh mare. Your magic isssss not sssssstrong enough to do any real harm to usssss *several carvings peel themselves off the wall and leap at jack, bludgeoning him with their stone limbs*
#9788 to #9787 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Leave him be. If you're going to assassinate him, at least have the courtesy to do it when I'm not around.
User avatar #9749 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (05/29/2014) [-]
Hahahahahahaaha My master would not have summoned me if he did not already know I would succeed. *begins to attack Tankus with the spear while a tendril of shadows leaks out of the armor and begins to strangle a struggling bladerunner*
#9750 to #9749 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Kid! *Growls as he tries to hold back the spear, then push away as he tries to slice the tendril*
User avatar #9751 to #9750 - secondlawprevails (05/29/2014) [-]
*bladerunner rolls to the side and stabs the armor through the gap between the helmet and the backpiece* I'm not totally helpless you know......oh *struggles to pull his sword free as the helmet and arms rotate 180 degress and the armor stabs him again* Agh! *staggers back and falls down a flight of stairs into a beam of sunlight through a window. The shadow leaps after him, but stops at the edge of the sunray*
#9752 to #9751 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
*Leaps down to try and slam the armor in the back to push it into the beam*
User avatar #9753 to #9752 - secondlawprevails (05/29/2014) [-]
*the armor steams in the sunlight as a flood of darkness darts across the floor and into the shadows of the stairwell* You will pay for thhhat Tankusssss. The boy and the the otherssss will die, you have only delayed the inevitable.
*B* Ugh, thanks
#9754 to #9753 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
It's nothing, kid. Just glad your okay.

Only now we have a serious problem.
User avatar #9755 to #9754 - secondlawprevails (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, It's going to be a while before I'm on my feet again, and you're left all by yourself with whatever that thing was. *coughs up a few specks of blood* hey, could I get a hoof and possibly a few doctors?
#9756 to #9755 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
*Tankus picks him up gently* It's alright, kid, you'll be...oh...

*He looks over as the Blackmare approaches from a corridor* Oh dear...someone's been attacked in the palace? How surprising.

*T* Oh, uh...Rose, I appreciate the surprise, but, uh, now's really not a good time.
User avatar #9757 to #9756 - secondlawprevails (05/30/2014) [-]
*bladerunner's eyes narrow* You.grrrrrah easy there! You know something don't you blackmare?
#9758 to #9757 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
No idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #9759 to #9758 - secondlawprevails (05/30/2014) [-]
*raises an eyebrow* You sound awfully, defensive. Now, I just about got killed by something called the shadow. And if you know something about it, this is your last chance to say so.
#9760 to #9759 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Never heard of it. But, it does seem quite dangerous.

I'd stay extra, extra vigilant if I were you, little one. Somepony certainly seems to want your head on a platter, and they've sent a very capable assassin to deliver.
User avatar #9761 to #9760 - secondlawprevails (05/30/2014) [-]
I'M NOT LIT-aaaagh, I mean fine, what would you do, oh great mistress of kills for cash?
#9762 to #9761 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, start respecting your elders, for one.

As for this enemy of yours...you just finished fighting it. What did you learn about it?
User avatar #9763 to #9762 - secondlawprevails (05/30/2014) [-]
It's undead, possibly multiple intellects crammed into one, it can't touch sunlight, and it likes to attack it's intended target by possessing an inanimate object. Problem is, we've only got a few hours until dark, and the thing is still in here.
#9764 to #9763 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Astute observation. Not much info though, but enough to help fight it.

Tankus, do you have any weapons with sunlight enchantments available here?

*T* Well, we have a couple things stored in our vaults, but I can't be certain how well they'd serve this kind of purpose. Oh, and by the way, you kind of...have something of mine, remember?

*She chuckles and pulls out Tankus' sword* Ah, yes. Luckily I didn't need to use it after all. Still, thank you for loaning it to me, darling. *She hands it back to him, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek*
User avatar #9765 to #9764 - secondlawprevails (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah, real sweet. Injured guy here. Slowly bleeding out. Hello?
#9766 to #9765 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Ahem...right, yes. Sorry. *Takes Bladerunner to the infirmary and lays him down on a bed*

You'll be taken care of here. Just...try not to punch any of our doctors in the face or anything.
User avatar #9767 to #9766 - secondlawprevails (06/04/2014) [-]
*meanwhile a rather large tarantula cralws out of the bricks in front of the blackmare* Ah, rose how good to find you here. A word?
#9768 to #9767 - coolponyboy ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Make it quick.
User avatar #9719 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2014) [-]
It is in it's own right.
#9720 to #9719 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Shall you be returning there after your business in Canterlot has been concluded?
User avatar #9722 to #9720 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2014) [-]
How could I not madam? It is is my home, and I am it's defender.
#9725 to #9722 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Understandable. Still, should you ever like to visit Canterlot again in the future, you will always be welcome here.

So long as you behave, of course.
User avatar #9727 to #9725 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2014) [-]
Of course. Perhaps you should like to come visit me sometime, I'll show you around the north. Bloodhold's probably the closest thing we have to city like here in equestria. There's all kinds of merchant's and markets and shops. That's because a large chunk of the population is equestrian refugee vampires, who made it there home. It's just not as loud as canterlot. Then there's Njordstrom it's quite a nice little port city. The locals can do some fantastic things with food, and the fishing's the best in the world. Also, it's where lord Njord makes home port. When he and his crew arrive, the whole town shuts down for a few days to become an enormous market that sells all sorts of weird and exotic things.
#9728 to #9727 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Remarkable. I've been up North on several occasions, for my work as an ambassador, but I haven't gotten to tour much of the sights, or participate in any festivities. It'll be something I shall look forward to, if I may ever find the time in the future.

Unfortunately, however, my near future seems as if it will be quite busy.
User avatar #9730 to #9728 - secondlawprevails (05/24/2014) [-]
Ah well, Perhaps one day.
Say, that's a cool sword you've got there. Can I take a look?
#9732 to #9730 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Oh, I suppose so. *Lays it down across the table*

Was given to me by the elder god Osiris when he announced I was to take charge of things. It's come in quite handy, actually.
User avatar #9734 to #9732 - secondlawprevails (05/27/2014) [-]
*picks it up and twirls it around experimentally* Nice. Perfectly balanced, very light. Good sharp edge. *raises an eyebrow* And it obviously protects against some deceptive magics. *Nods to a balcony above them* There's a figure there, I couldn't notice it until I held the blade. *hands it back to Gizelle* yes, very nice blade. Tankus, do you employ any cloaked magical spies around the castle?
#9736 to #9734 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Not lately...Why?
User avatar #9738 to #9736 - secondlawprevails (05/27/2014) [-]
Because we have an intruder. Upper levels. Probably still in the balcony area I'd reckon. You lead the way, I'm right behind you.
#9740 to #9738 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Figured it'd only be a matter of time.

Gizelle, you know where to go. I'll come find you once we know it's safe. Guards, on me. Let's go find this guy and see what's up.

*G* Good luck.
User avatar #9741 to #9740 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2014) [-]
*as they come around a landing all the guards's eyes roll back in their heads and they collapse*
*a raspy whisper rings out around them* rrrrun tankus, it isssss not your life we are sent for
#9742 to #9741 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I'll give you one warning...come quietly.

This is my home you're invading, and my men you're harming. If you think I'm going to let you hurt anyone else underneath my roof, you've got another thing coming.
User avatar #9743 to #9742 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2014) [-]
*a suit of armor behind them steps forward and stabs bladerunner in the back with a spear* AAAGh! *blocks a second thrust with his own sword*
#9744 to #9743 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Kid! *Draws a sword and bashes the assailant away, standing protectively in front of him*

Ugh...hell of a time to loan my good sword out to someone.
User avatar #9745 to #9744 - secondlawprevails (05/28/2014) [-]
*the armor disassembles itself, floats around Tankus, reassembles itself and goes for another stab*
You cannot save him Tankussssss. Whhhat are you compared to the fury of a thoussssand ssssoulsssss?
#9746 to #9745 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
A defender of the innocent.

Why are you after him? Who sent you?
User avatar #9747 to #9746 - secondlawprevails (05/29/2014) [-]
*bladerunner rolls to the side to avoid another stab* I am the shaaadow. And I am here to sssssslay this runt becaussssse it is part of massssster Cognus's plan.
#9748 to #9747 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for clarifying. Now turn around and go tell your boss you failed. Because you won't be any better off here.
User avatar #9675 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (05/10/2014) [-]
*bladerunner stands in awe for a moment before wiping a tear from his eye* It's so beautiful. I've never even seen half of this stuff and master jessie would never let me eat the other half. Too unhealthy she'd say.
#9678 to #9675 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Damn right it's unhealthy. But that just opens up the need for you to work it off later on, is all. Which you should really have no trouble doing, kid, so dig in.
User avatar #9680 to #9678 - secondlawprevails (05/12/2014) [-]
MMmf this is delicious, What's this called?
#9683 to #9680 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
That is...fil-hay mignon. Our cook has his own special recipe for that one.
User avatar #9686 to #9683 - secondlawprevails (05/12/2014) [-]
Also nice pun, I chuckled a bit.
User avatar #9684 to #9683 - secondlawprevails (05/12/2014) [-]
*looks at Tankus* Oh, I would be SO fat if I grew up on this sort of thing.
#9688 to #9684 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
You know, there were some stages were you would put on a little pudge, Tanky.

*T* Hey! That's not true! That was...spare muscle!

You see, this is why you gotta go and work it off, else all the mares will give you trouble.
User avatar #9690 to #9688 - secondlawprevails (05/13/2014) [-]
I...I honestly shouldn't eat so much. A full stomach makes you sleepy, complacent, puts you off your edge. *bows apologetically to Gizelle* I do appreciate your generousity madam, the food truly is grand, but my master raised me with a very strict lifestyle.
#9692 to #9690 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh come now. You're master's not here right now. Surely you can splurge just a teensy bit.

*T* Normally, I'd be totally against that...but your master's kind of crazy, and scary, kid. It'd do you good to live a little. Besides, you've got nothing to worry about here, especially not with me at your side.
User avatar #9694 to #9692 - secondlawprevails (05/13/2014) [-]
*raises an eyebrow* and you've never been taken by surprise general? And please, I'll only ask this once if you could please respect my master. I owe her absolutely everything. If not for her, I would have died in the gutter along with the rest of the orphaned and unwanted children.
#9696 to #9694 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Fine, fine...Didn't mean anything harsh. She's a great warrior, and a great master, I just meant that she doesn't seem to see that there's more to life than preparing for death, whether you're getting ready for your own, or to give others theirs.

I'm not trying to steer you wrong, kid. Just...down a more colorful path.
User avatar #9698 to #9696 - secondlawprevails (05/13/2014) [-]
I understand, but I feel that you'd feel differently if you knew what I've been through. You see, I don't even remember my parents that well, they abandoned me ont he streets when I could barely walk. For years, I had to survive by begging what I could and stealing what I couldn't. I was a bit of a runt, so a lot of bigger vagrants found it easier to steal from me, though I didn't let them do it without a fight. That's when Miss Jessie found me half dead from starvation and bleeding out in the gutter. She saw that I had fight in me, so she offered me a deal. Respect, food, shelter, a life worth living. And all I had to do was follow her training and rules. So you see, it's not out of strictness, but out of gratitude that I can't.
#9701 to #9698 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Your choice, kid. I certainly respect it.
User avatar #9703 to #9701 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2014) [-]
*grins thankfully* Though, maybe one more helping of whatever this stuff is couldn't hurt.....
#9705 to #9703 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
*Chuckles and clicks her hoof, summoning another dish that is brought out for him* As I said, help yourself. We have enough in our kitchens to feed an army.
User avatar #9707 to #9705 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2014) [-]
*bows gratefully* Besides, to not make some gesture of confidence in your host can be considered an insult in some cultures. *takes several bites* Please accept my apologies for not having every confidence in your home madam.
#9708 to #9707 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It is no problem. Really.
User avatar #9710 to #9708 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2014) [-]
*bows graciously* Your home is quite impressive ma'am. I have to admit that while bloodhold has it's perks, it does get a bit monotonous to look at. A hurriedly built fortress city for nocturnal beings doesn't exactly lend to artistry and aesthetics.
#9713 to #9710 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
It certainly sounds like a unique place. What was it like, staying up there all that time?
User avatar #9716 to #9713 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2014) [-]
Well, it's not bad if you don't mind the wind and cold. They even have a goddess dedicated to the concept, Skaadi. The worst part is the food. You see, most vampires have no sense of taste, but have enough decency to try to cook for me, and as a result.....well, most meals kind of turn out as a mush with a vague flavor. The culture is completely different too. Their entire society centers around war and fighting. They believe the only way into their version of heaven is to die fighting with a weapon in your hoof. As a result, there's very few old ponies. Even the magic is different. Most northern mages prefer the use of runes over the arcane. It's a bit of a harsh plash, but if you can fight your way to respect, then there's a lot of beauty to be had. At night after a battle, the sky comes alive with the lights of the valkyrie taking the dead to Odin in Vallhalla. And the sea and the clouds are more turbulent, yet, that somehow makes them feel more alive. Their gods are very much an integral part of their culture, and sometimes they even fight along side those they deem worthy. All in all, I would describe it as a constant adventure.
#9717 to #9716 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Wow...fascinating. You make it sound glorious.
User avatar #9635 to #9633 - secondlawprevails (04/29/2014) [-]
*turns his ears down* Uhg, it's really noisy. How do you think around here?
User avatar #9637 to #9635 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
*Shrugs* You get used to it. This is where I grew up, after all.
User avatar #9639 to #9637 - secondlawprevails (05/02/2014) [-]
Did you grow up in the palace?
#9641 to #9639 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Uh huh. In and around it. Spent a lot of my younger days running laps around it though, funny enough. My instructors found some humor in that, I guess.
User avatar #9643 to #9641 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
Must have been nice. No worries, good home. hang out with all the fancy folk.
#9644 to #9643 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Nah...fancy folk are boring. Might have had a comfy bed and good food to eat every night...but I could never get my mind completely off of the thrill of being a soldier...the honor of protecting my home.

Obviously, someone who wants to talk about swords and armor and battles doesn't exactly fit in well with someone who wants to talk about the latest fashions or the most famous pop singers...
User avatar #9646 to #9644 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
That makes me feel a little better....Is there uhm, any pointers you could give me? I've never been a foreign dignitary before.
#9648 to #9646 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
You'll be fine. Just be polite, and respect others.

And whatever you do, DON'T pick any fights while you're here.

The last thing we need is for me to have to bail you out of our dungeons.
User avatar #9650 to #9648 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm not going to pic any fights. Or at least I'll do my best.
#9652 to #9650 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Glad to hear it. Now come on...My cousin's waiting on us. And I've got a...meeting, afterword.
User avatar #9654 to #9652 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
*raises an eyebrow but doesn't say anything and follows him*
#9656 to #9654 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Tankus! *Hugs him* It's great to see you again*

*T* Hello Gizelle. It's good to be home.

*G* Who's your little friend?
User avatar #9660 to #9656 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
I am general Bladerunner. High warlord of Bloodhold and I come bearing the well wishes of Lord Thorn, the bloodlords and their people. I am to present their gifts to you along with the other dignitaries at your coronation.
#9661 to #9660 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Aww, he's so cute!

*Tanjus makes several frantic canceling motions to her*

*G* er...I mean...Greetings, General Bladerunner. I am Princess Gizelle. We welcome you into Canterlot with open arms.
User avatar #9663 to #9661 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
Madam, I might be a child, but only in body. I've seen things, and fought things no child should. I've had men fight and die under my command. I've risked my life countless times fighting everything kind of monster and nasty you can think of, and some you can't.
#9664 to #9663 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I see. I apologize. Someone like you is just an unusual sight around here.

*T* It's fine, Gizzy. He know you didn't mean anything by it. right, kid?
User avatar #9666 to #9664 - secondlawprevails (05/07/2014) [-]
Of course madam. I am used to such scrutinies. Especially in a northern territory like bloodhold. A warrior culture tends to favor the larger, stronger fighters.
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#9669 to #9666 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Or, at least the stronger fighters, as the kid demonstrates on plenty of occasions.

*G* heh...Well I'm sure he has many a story to tell. Perhaps you'd like to do so over dinner, Sir Bladerunner?
User avatar #9671 to #9669 - secondlawprevails (05/09/2014) [-]
Of course. Tankus here assures me that the dinners held here aren't to be missed for the world.
#9673 to #9671 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Only to be expected in a house of high royalty. I'm not quite sure what cuisine the Northeners prefer, but I can assure you, ours will be like nothing you've ever tasted.

*T* Let's get going already!

*Gizelle nods and leads them to the main dining hall, sitting them down at a long table as dishes of steaming, delicious smelling food already starts being brought out and set down in front of them* Please, help yourself, Sir Bladerunner. And let us know if there's anything else you would like.
#9567 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Set Cognus...I need to have a word with you.
User avatar #9609 to #9567 - secondlawprevails (04/26/2014) [-]
Imagine this. You wake up after several thousand years to find your wife loves a different you and your most powerful rival is rising to power again, so, I'm going to fix both of those. First, I weaken the order stones by having a entity called mania drive Osiris insane and by spreading doubt and disorder throughout t equestria. Then, I release Nemisis and offer my other self in exchange for her aid in breaking the order stones. Osiris is reduced to a powerless quivering wreck, and My wife has no choice but to side with me and return to the cold hearted scheming murdress I fell in love with.
#9611 to #9609 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Seems like a long shot to me.
User avatar #9613 to #9611 - secondlawprevails (04/27/2014) [-]
I have fall backs. They don't sever ends quite as cleanly as what I've got, but I can react if something goes awry.
#9615 to #9613 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can. Well...have fun with your master plot.
User avatar #9617 to #9615 - secondlawprevails (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh I will, and perhaps when society collapses, you'll choose to join the winning side. After all, I'd hate to see a talent like yours go to waste. And I can always find a use for a good assassin.
#9619 to #9617 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
We'll just have to see what the future holds before I make any decisions.
User avatar #9620 to #9619 - secondlawprevails (04/27/2014) [-]
Always a wise policy. Farewell Blackmare. Happy Hunting. And please do keep your little friends out of my way. I'd hate for anything to happen to them.
User avatar #9569 to #9567 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
*sips out of a goblet made from a skull as he ponders a series of figures on a map* yes, I'm sure you do. Don't tell me you're backing out of our deal. I'm extorting my other self into paying a god's ransom for this.
#9570 to #9569 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, that's exactly what's going on.

I've put some thought to it, and decided...I don't want to do your job.
User avatar #9572 to #9570 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
*doesn't even bother to turn around* Blackmare....Rose....May I call you rose? I'm afraid that you really don't have much choice in this matter. You see, you have three options. The first, you do this job and I pay you as per the standard. The second, I take ponies you care about hostage, torture them, and threaten to kill them. And finally there's this option, My personal favorite by the way, I use loopholes in Ra's laws and bind you to my will. And don't event think about stabbing me in the back, I've rigged this room with a dozen or so nasty magic traps, you'd be dead a dozen times over before you could even look at the door.
#9576 to #9572 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
You...you think you can threaten me, do you?

You know, the gods are generally smart enough to stay out of my way.

I'm telling you, with finality, that I will not be you ally in this, not even for the sum you offer. And, for the record, I won't even disclose your plans to anyone. I would retain some professionalism, after all.

Now, I suggest you leave it at that, before you make me your enemy. There's plenty of other sellswords out there for you to take advantage of.
User avatar #9578 to #9576 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
*rolls his eyes* Must you try my patience so? In case you haven't figured it out , let me reiterate. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.. I have every angle covered to ensure you do what I want. It's what I do. Now, you've exhausted the first and most pleasant of your options. *shrugs* So, binding or threatening, take your pick.
#9580 to #9578 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I have no one you could threaten who I care about enough for you to have any control over me.

As for the binding idea...I'd have your tongue on the floor before you finish uttering the first sentence.

My offer will be laid down once more, and once more only. Leave it in peace, or no matter what happens, I will ensure this situation does not end well for you.
User avatar #9582 to #9580 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
Not even a certain equestrian general? *an image flickers above the table of a nest of death adders, mumbled but in the distance, Tankus's voice is heard* I could kill him in a horrid, painful way just as easily as you could bat one of those pretty eyelashes. Still have no one you care about? Good. I need a little break from plotting the downfall of civilization as we know it.
#9585 to #9582 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Go ahead, attack him. He's nice to fool around with, but not really worth the trouble.

Besides, it's a pretty stupid move. Firstly, the General's rather good at defending himself, and really, whether he survives or not, you'll be putting the royal family on edge, and that'd make your window of opportunity for striking out where you need to far smaller.
User avatar #9587 to #9585 - secondlawprevails (04/24/2014) [-]
*grins smugly at her* I think you're bluffing. *the snakes begin to move in his direction* You must really think I won't do it.
#9588 to #9587 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
And you must be really confident that you've actually found a weak spot of mine. I assure you, I haven't.

As I said, by all means, make your move. If nothing else, I'm curious as to how many of your pets he could cut down before they get the best of him.

But, if this is really all you have, then you're going to have to pull something else out of your sleeve.
User avatar #9590 to #9588 - secondlawprevails (04/24/2014) [-]
*frowns as the snakes dematerialize* perhaps....perhaps another time. Either you're ludicrously bold, or you're a much colder individual than I imagine. Either way, you've earned my respect.....for now. Perhaps I will hire another mercenary. Tell me, why don't you want this job. It's simple and rather well payed for killing two low profile targets.
#9592 to #9590 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
My reasons are my own.
User avatar #9594 to #9592 - secondlawprevails (04/25/2014) [-]
Then perhaps you could at least do me the favor of reccomending some assassin of similar reliability. Too many assassins indulge in flare and ego and that's where they always do something stupid. But reliable assassins.....those are worth their weight in gold.
#9596 to #9594 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
The most notable ones I've heard of lately would be the Sun Runners. Of course, there's the Black Hoof, if you can find any of those guys around anymore.
User avatar #9598 to #9596 - secondlawprevails (04/25/2014) [-]
The black hoof....that's where you received your training is it not?
#9600 to #9598 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
At the start, yes.
User avatar #9602 to #9600 - secondlawprevails (04/26/2014) [-]
Hmmm yes...that does give an idea....I think it's time to see if the shadow can still be found.
#9604 to #9602 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You do that. I, in the meantime, have a party to get ready for.

Oh, and a word of warning...As I said, I will be respectful and not reveal your plans...but whoever you happen to hire gets in my way, or messes up my night...Well, then I will not be pleased.
User avatar #9606 to #9604 - secondlawprevails (04/26/2014) [-]
If he does his job right, you'll never even know he's there. But while you're here and sworn to secrecy, why not have a glass of wine and I'll fill you in on the details of what I have planned. I've been dying to tell someone, and since my wife...hasn't been agreeing with me, I can't really tell her.
#9607 to #9606 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Fine...I'll listen to you. No wine though...I doubt I need to explain why.
#9292 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
*Knocks on the door* Hello? Set? Nephthys?
User avatar #9718 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2014) [-]
Am I going to get to help you daddy?
#9721 to #9718 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Not today Jayden. You're...still too little.
User avatar #9723 to #9721 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2014) [-]
But I never get to help....
#9724 to #9723 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
You will when you're older. Right now it's too dangerous.
#9729 to #9726 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Now...I'm going to have you and Ptah stay with the dragons for a bit.

I'll be too busy to watch over you, and I'd rather not leave you two back with Set and Nephthys. If Cognus is plotting something, there's a good chance they might be a target.

And...Speaking of dragons...where is everyone? *Ashspitter's head suddenly pops out of the ground in front of them, grinning*

*A* Oh, there you guys are! Shh...Ptah and I are playing hide and seek. Oh hey, you got a boar! Boy, that looks tasty!
User avatar #9731 to #9729 - secondlawprevails (05/24/2014) [-]
*hugs horus* Be careful Daddy.
#9733 to #9731 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
I'll be fine Jayden. I'll come back to see you as soon as I can. Be safe, and look out for your friends.
User avatar #9735 to #9733 - secondlawprevails (05/27/2014) [-]
Okay. Sits down. Bye daddy. Come back soon.
User avatar #9737 to #9735 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
*A* It'll be okay, Jayden. You can play games with Ptah and I until he comes back. It'll be fun!
User avatar #9679 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (05/12/2014) [-]
*glances at the boar* We gotta fight more of those?
User avatar #9681 to #9679 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
You bet. Boar, deer, plenty of different game birds to go after...Why...Do you not want to?
User avatar #9682 to #9681 - secondlawprevails (05/12/2014) [-]
It just seems pretty unfair to the boars doesn't it? I mean, we're gods, and they're like weird pigs. We don't need to kill them and it's not even a fair fight when we do.
#9685 to #9682 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
It's not quite like that, it's...well, it's a hunt. It's not so much about needing to do it. It's a tradition. As for the boars, they, along with many other creatures, were put here for our use. I suppose you could say it's one of their main purposes to die for us.

...Oh, I suppose that doesn't sound very pleasant, does it?
User avatar #9687 to #9685 - secondlawprevails (05/12/2014) [-]
*frowns* No, not really.
#9689 to #9687 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Well...I guess if you don't want to go hunting, we don't have to. I just thought you'd enjoy it as all, seeing as how I did when I was your age.
User avatar #9691 to #9689 - secondlawprevails (05/13/2014) [-]
I just....I don't know. Maybe when I'm a bit older. .....Hey daddy, did you ever have weird dreams when you were my age?
#9693 to #9691 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Weird dreams? I...can't quite recall. Why?
User avatar #9695 to #9693 - secondlawprevails (05/13/2014) [-]
Giant glowy rocks covered in a weird kind of writing. It's a weird dream, but the rocks make me feel safe.
User avatar #9697 to #9695 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Hm...I see. That's a bit odd. Maybe worth looking at.
User avatar #9699 to #9697 - secondlawprevails (05/13/2014) [-]
*the impaled boar sits up and looks at them* Ah, horus, thank goodness I found a way to get a hold of you. It's cognus! Oh, Hi jayden. *jayden screams and cowers behind Horus's leg*
#9700 to #9699 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
*Sigh* Hello, Nephthys...A pleasure, as always.

What's this about Cognus?
User avatar #9702 to #9700 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2014) [-]
He's digging pretty deep into shores of death. He's trying to summon something really nasty not quite sure what though.
#9704 to #9702 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
Well...that's certainly not good.

Father will definitely want to hear about this.
User avatar #9706 to #9704 - secondlawprevails (05/16/2014) [-]
*the boar frowns with concentration* It's intelligent, singular entity. Self willed so no Physical manifestation required. Very strong aura. Hmmm this does not bode well at all. If I know cognus, he picked it because it perfectly fills some particularly nasty scheme of his.
*jayden pokes his head out* Uhm daddy? Are you sure that's Aunt Nephthys? It looks kind of like the boar we killed.
#9709 to #9706 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Hush, Jayden.

Is there anything else you can tell us? Any idea where we need to go to put a stop to this?
User avatar #9711 to #9709 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2014) [-]
Canterlot I think he's trying to manifest whatever he's summoning inside the canterlot castle. *frowns again* It's hard to tell. right now, but I could tell you more once he finishes summoning it.
#9712 to #9711 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Huh...Well that's unfortunate. I'm sure the Equestrians will be ecstatic that something is to be summoned inside their capitol city yet again.
User avatar #9714 to #9712 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2014) [-]
*the boar shrugs* I'm sorry, would you rather I let my husband's evil half run amok?
User avatar #9715 to #9714 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
No...of course not. We'll take care of it.

Come on Jayden. We need to get back to Ptah and the dragons.
User avatar #9638 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (05/02/2014) [-]
*grabs the spear nervously*
#9640 to #9638 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Calm yourself, son. It's alright, you can do it. I know you can.

Besides...I'd never let anything happen to you. I promise.

*ruffles Jayden's hair and smiles at him* Now come on...let's kill us a boar.
User avatar #9642 to #9640 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
Alright Daddy. *looks a little more confident*
User avatar #9645 to #9642 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Good. Now, I'm off...I'll give you the signal and you move in then.

*Horus moves silently into the forest, heading for a clump of brush. At some point, he steps on a twig which snaps, and causes rustling to come from the clump* Damn it. Here he comes Jayden! Get-

*Suddenly, a boar easily the same size as Jayden comes charging out of the plants and rushes straight for Jayden, bellowing with rage*
User avatar #9647 to #9645 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
*The spear glow in Jayden's hooves before rocketing off under it's own force, impaling the boar and sticking into the top branches of a tree* Uhm, I got it?
User avatar #9649 to #9647 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Jayden, are you okay? What happened?

*Looks up at the impaled boar* ...How did...?
User avatar #9651 to #9649 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
I panicked and it just kind of happened.....I guess.
#9653 to #9651 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, that's...a good job, I suppose. Still your kill. Congratulations, son. Pretty impressive, actually.
User avatar #9655 to #9653 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
So uhm, how do we get it down?
#9657 to #9655 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Heh, that's all you, kiddo. Your kill, your responsibility.
User avatar #9658 to #9657 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, I can't fly yet, Oh I know. *takes out his bow and fires an aroow at the branch, the branch explodes and the boar falls, landing on Horus*
User avatar #9659 to #9658 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Oof! Well...urgh...that's using you head, at least.
User avatar #9662 to #9659 - secondlawprevails (05/03/2014) [-]
OR yours! *giggles* Ugh! *tries to drag the boar along* This is....really.....heavy!
#9665 to #9662 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
*Hefts the boar onto his back, hardly struggling* It is, unless you've got nice big muscles like me.
User avatar #9667 to #9665 - secondlawprevails (05/07/2014) [-]
Hey! That's no fair! You're all growed up and I'm just a little colt.
User avatar #9668 to #9667 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
And that, my son, is why I'm the role model.
User avatar #9672 to #9668 - secondlawprevails (05/09/2014) [-]
*makes a silly face and blows a raspberry at him*
#9674 to #9672 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Heh, just you wait until we get to the skinning and cleaning part.
User avatar #9676 to #9674 - secondlawprevails (05/10/2014) [-]
Wait, I thought we hnted it for the dragons, I thought they just ate the boar as it was.
User avatar #9677 to #9676 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Well of course they do. I was just referring to the next time we come out hunting. Which, since you did so well today, should be quite soon.
User avatar #9608 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (04/26/2014) [-]
So, how do we find them?
#9610 to #9608 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
We track them, of course. Here, I'll show you. You want to look for all of the little details that will give away some kind of trail.

Prints in the mud, disturbed branches, damaged trees, droppings, that kind of thing. Understand?
User avatar #9612 to #9610 - secondlawprevails (04/27/2014) [-]
Droppings?....you mean like poop?
#9614 to #9612 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Well...yes.
User avatar #9616 to #9614 - secondlawprevails (04/27/2014) [-]
You mean like the kind you're stepping in right now?
#9618 to #9616 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Yes, like the kind I'm...Oh....ugh...
User avatar #9621 to #9618 - secondlawprevails (04/27/2014) [-]
*giggles* Yay! We're gonna hunt a boar!
#9622 to #9621 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Yes...we are.

Now, the thing about boars, is that they're quite deadly when aggravated. And they're sturdy too.

They can take a ton of hits to their body before getting out down. That's why it's best to always aim for their heart. You can hunt them with a bow, if you are a good enough shot. But it's usually best to use a spear.

But that's dangerous too, since the idea is to get them to charge at you, so you can get them in the chest with the spear. Understand what I mean?
User avatar #9623 to #9622 - secondlawprevails (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah...sorta.
#9624 to #9623 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Just gotta be careful, Jayden. Normally, it used to take whole hunting parties of ponies to hunt boar. They would corner them, then make whole walls of spears ready for when it decided to charge out and escape.

But, right now, it's just me and you. So just follow my lead.
User avatar #9625 to #9624 - secondlawprevails (04/29/2014) [-]
But we oughta be okay because we're gods right?
#9626 to #9625 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Well, sure...but that doesn't mean it won't still hurt a lot.
User avatar #9627 to #9626 - secondlawprevails (04/29/2014) [-]
Oh....okay daddy, I'll follow you and be extra careful then.
#9628 to #9627 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Good. Remember, a good warrior never thinks himself immortal...even if he is.

It's best to think of each dangerous scenario like it could potentially be life or death. That way, you'll stay on your hooves.
User avatar #9629 to #9628 - secondlawprevails (04/29/2014) [-]
Alright. I'll try
User avatar #9630 to #9629 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Good. Now...back to the trail. So, obviously there is a boar in the area...I want you to try and use the condition of the surroundings to try and determine which way he went.
User avatar #9631 to #9630 - secondlawprevails (04/29/2014) [-]
Uhm, let's see, it's past noon so that means it's cooling down, so if I were him, I'd move away from that little stream where he stopped to get a drink?
#9632 to #9631 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
That's...pretty good. You've got a hunter's instinct, son.

You're right, he would have gotten a drink and then went to a nice shady spot to rest. We'll need to look for thick entanglements in the woods, because he'll likely be there.
User avatar #9634 to #9632 - secondlawprevails (04/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay...
User avatar #9636 to #9634 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Ah, there's something. Shh...you hear that? He's rustling around in there.

*Conjures a large spear and sets it on the ground beside Jayden* Wait here...don't move unless I give a signal. And be ready, because he might charge out of there any second.
User avatar #9568 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
He is....but that's not normally how he plays. ....He's really good at frisbee though. We should play that!
#9571 to #9568 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Well...afraid I'm going to have to clean up first.
User avatar #9573 to #9571 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
*P* We'll help!
#9574 to #9573 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
NO! Ah...no. I'm perfectly fine on my own, thank you. I'll just...be right back.
User avatar #9575 to #9574 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
Okay...
*J* That was kind of strange.....Daddy's a full fledged god. Why didn't he just poof himself clean?
User avatar #9577 to #9575 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
*E* Perhaps your father just...er...wished for a bit of fresh air.
User avatar #9579 to #9577 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
*J* No, that's not it. I can tell,. Most of the time, Daddy's really bad at lying. I think we should go check on him.
User avatar #9581 to #9579 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
*A* Okay. Let's sneak up on him!
User avatar #9583 to #9581 - secondlawprevails (04/23/2014) [-]
*P* Is sneaking up on Horus really a good idea? I mean, maybe we could knock?
User avatar #9584 to #9583 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
*Ash is already gone, and a surprised shout comes from Horus a ways away*
User avatar #9586 to #9584 - secondlawprevails (04/24/2014) [-]
*jayden and Ptah run after them*
#9589 to #9586 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
*Ash is hanging off Horus' tail by her teeth* I shpooked 'im!

*H* Ash, dear, please...I was trying to sneak up on some game and get you and your grandmother a nice dinner.
User avatar #9591 to #9589 - secondlawprevails (04/24/2014) [-]
*J* My daddy's a really good hunter!
#9593 to #9591 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I suppose I am. In fact, that reminds me...I still need to take you out and teach you sometime, Jayden. Have you been practicing using that bow I gave you?
User avatar #9595 to #9593 - secondlawprevails (04/25/2014) [-]
Yes I have daddy! Are we gonna hunt something?
#9597 to #9595 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
We will soon, my son. I'm just not really sure how well our cousin here would get along with it if we went now.
User avatar #9599 to #9597 - secondlawprevails (04/25/2014) [-]
*P* I don't mind staying here if you guys want to hunt something. I can teach ash more about chaos magic!
#9601 to #9599 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Hmm...I suppose that would work.

*A* Yeah, I'm totally okay with that!

*E* I would happily watch the hatchlings for you.
User avatar #9603 to #9601 - secondlawprevails (04/26/2014) [-]
So what are we hunting daddy?
#9605 to #9603 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Hmm...I'm sure there could be a boar or two in these woods.
#9548 to #9547 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
So long as you invite Jayden from time to time. Would you be alright with that, Jayden?
User avatar #9549 to #9548 - secondlawprevails (04/04/2014) [-]
Sure daddy! I don't have a whole lot of friends so this is great!
#9550 to #9549 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Wonderful. I'm sure you kids will get along greatly.
User avatar #9551 to #9550 - secondlawprevails (04/06/2014) [-]
*P* I'm sorry if what I did was irresponsible uncle Horus. I just....as far as I know, there's never been a dragon mage before, and I was curious to see what she'd do with it.
User avatar #9552 to #9551 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
*A* Hehe...I'm kinda curious, too.

*Poofs a clown wig onto Ptah* Chaos!
User avatar #9553 to #9552 - secondlawprevails (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, I suppose I should have forseen something like this happeneing. Which is why I made a giant jello monster! *a humongous blob of jello roars, and hops on top of ashspitter encasing her in cherry jello*
#9554 to #9553 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh dear...and the two chaos beings collide.

*Ash grins and brandishes her claws, then starts whirling around like the tazmanian devil, splattering the jello everywhere from the small tornado*
User avatar #9555 to #9554 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2014) [-]
*mimes pulling a pin from a grenade and lobbing it, when several mimes run up and begin miming attacking Ashspitter* Mime grenade!
#9556 to #9555 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Uh...kids...maybe you should take it easy for now. She is new at this, after all.
User avatar #9557 to #9556 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2014) [-]
They're mimes, they're not actually going to hurt her.
#9558 to #9557 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Well it's not so much the mimes I'm worried about, it's-

*Suddenly a large zap comes from around Ashspitter, sending the mimes flying and causing everyone's hair to stand straight up*

...her response.
User avatar #9559 to #9558 - secondlawprevails (04/17/2014) [-]
*while several mimes dramtically feign death around him, Ptah hurls a bolo made of rubberr chickens at ashspitter, tying her up*
User avatar #9560 to #9559 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
*A* Ah! Hey, no fair. *Flaps her wings in desperation, not moving anywhere*
User avatar #9561 to #9560 - secondlawprevails (04/17/2014) [-]
*grins* Give up yet?
User avatar #9562 to #9561 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
*She huffs and plows a puff of thick black smoke in his face*
User avatar #9563 to #9562 - secondlawprevails (04/17/2014) [-]
*sneezes and tumbles over backwards getting his head stuck in a giant golden pot* Hpf! Hpf Me!
#9564 to #9563 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
*Ash giggles as Horus walks over* Come on now...I'm sure even your father doesn't need to hear anything about you being a pothead.
User avatar #9565 to #9564 - secondlawprevails (04/21/2014) [-]
*the pot fragments and explodes* Ha, ha, very funny.
#9566 to #9565 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I thought it was pretty clever.

*A* Here, I'll help you be more funny. *She poofs a clown nose onto his face and giggles as he frowns slightly*

*H* Hey.

*A* Hay is for horses! *Summons a seltzer bottle that sprays him in the face* Hehe, your dad is fun to play with, Jayden.
User avatar #9527 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/28/2014) [-]
*J* If I'm ever pharaoh like Grandpa says I'm gonna be, I'll fix things!
User avatar #9528 to #9527 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
*Eondra smiles a motherly grin at him* I'm sure you will, child. Without a doubt.

Oh...where'd Ash run off to now? Oh, sometimes I wish hatchlings weren't always so small...so easy to lose sight of them. Next thing you know, they wind up under your fat old claws...
User avatar #9529 to #9528 - secondlawprevails (03/28/2014) [-]
*ptah smiles nervously like he knows something but quietly backs behind Horus*
#9530 to #9529 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Everything alright, Ptah? You seem... *Suddenly a growl is heard and a giant solid gold dog springs out of one of the nearby treasure piles and pounces on Horus*

Gah! What the-!
User avatar #9531 to #9530 - secondlawprevails (03/28/2014) [-]
I...might have shared a little chaos magic with Ashspitter......
User avatar #9532 to #9531 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
*Kicks the mutt off and glares at Ptah* Young man...We're going to have to have a talk about that.

You're lucky right now we need to find Ashspitter before she gets herself hurt.
User avatar #9533 to #9532 - secondlawprevails (03/29/2014) [-]
I....I.....Okay.
User avatar #9534 to #9533 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
*They find Ash, laughing and skipping around along with some floating, dancing coins and gems*

Grandma, look what I can do now! *She flicks her claw and dark clouds develop above them, as a red rain begins to fall in the cave*

*H* What the...ow! It's raining lava!
User avatar #9535 to #9534 - secondlawprevails (03/30/2014) [-]
Ashspitter, I'd be careful not to let my gift to you go to your head. It can be fun, but it's always at least a little risky, so treat it with a little bit of respect.
User avatar #9536 to #9535 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
*She shrinks back as Eondra stands over them to shield them from the rain* Oh, uh...okay. I'm sorry.
User avatar #9537 to #9536 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
Think of it as the fire you wield, beautiful, powerful, useful, but incredibly dangerous if used in the wrong way.
User avatar #9538 to #9537 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
*E* Must say...I've never heard of a dragon possessing chaos powers before. I'd be lying if I didn't think this was pretty interesting. Though above all else, I have to be sure Ash will be safe.
User avatar #9539 to #9538 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
*grins at them* Well, I'm not going to go about it like my father did. 'Here's some chaos powers, go wild kid! Have Fun! Blow some stuff up for Faust's sakes!'
User avatar #9540 to #9539 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
*A* Oh...Does that mean you'll help me learn it?
User avatar #9541 to #9540 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
Uhm, I guess so. That'd be the helpful thing, right?
#9542 to #9541 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Well, you gave her the powers. The way I see it, that makes her your responsibility.
User avatar #9543 to #9542 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, Thankfully as long as you're creative and a fast thinker, chaos is pretty easy to get a hoof on.
User avatar #9544 to #9543 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
*A* Oh boy, I can't wait!

*E* Hm...I suppose this means you'll be visiting here every so often, little one. I guess that means I'll have to start making pony-friendly comfort zones here. *Chuckles*
User avatar #9545 to #9544 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. Would that be okay with you uncle Horus?
#9546 to #9545 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I don't see why not.

After all, it might be good for you to have a friend like Ash.
User avatar #9507 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*P* Sorry miss Eonia. I honestly didn't mean to.
#9508 to #9507 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Eondra. And I can vouch...He didn't mean any harm.

*E* Oh, it's alright. I don't mind too much, so long as you're all safe. Do try and be more careful, though.
User avatar #9509 to #9508 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry. *quietly to Ashspitter* Do you know the best part about chaos magic though?
User avatar #9510 to #9509 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
*Shakes her head* No...What?
User avatar #9511 to #9510 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*a tiny ball of purple pulses in Ptah's hoof* You can share it.
User avatar #9512 to #9511 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
*Stares at the ball, wide eyed* Share it? How? *Reaches out to poke it with her claw*
User avatar #9513 to #9512 - secondlawprevails (03/22/2014) [-]
*as she touches it, the ball makes a slurping noise as it flys up through her arm and into her body*
Like that.
User avatar #9514 to #9513 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Woah! Ah! What just happened?
User avatar #9515 to #9514 - secondlawprevails (03/22/2014) [-]
I gave you a little piece of chaos.
User avatar #9516 to #9515 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh, cool! So...what do I do with it?
User avatar #9517 to #9516 - secondlawprevails (03/23/2014) [-]
Whatever you want. Just be careful. You know what happens when it goes wrong. *winks at her then trots over to join Jayden in looking at several swords amidst the treasure*
#9518 to #9517 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
*She wiggles her now slightly glowing claws around with a smile on her face as Horus approaches the boys*

How are you two liking it here so far? You certainly seem to be getting along well enough with Ash.
User avatar #9519 to #9518 - secondlawprevails (03/23/2014) [-]
*J* Everyone here seems really nice daddy. I've never seen so much treasure! Is it true mortals used to bring this kind of stuff to us as offerings? Grandpa says...no, oops you told me not to repeat that word. Nevermind.
#9520 to #9519 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
*Chuckles* Yes...it's true. The gods were kind of sticklers for showing devotion back then. You basically had to be willing to give them anything and everything you owned just to prove you were loyal.

Nowadays it's not so strict. Some praying here and there, maybe offer up a trinket or two. Simple stuff.
User avatar #9521 to #9520 - secondlawprevails (03/23/2014) [-]
Hmmmm. Hey Daddy did you ever fight the Titans?I'm beginning to think a lot of the stuff that Grandpa says isn't exactly true.