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#397 - To traverse the stars and grow beyond the limits of our world … 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. +3
#30 - You MONSTER, FRISBEE!!! 11/06/2013 on The Dog is Making Faces +9
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#152 - fehh... Blood Angels .. they're not that tough. Just some se…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #153 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
Decimus Valcoran

cut short its
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Talos_Valcoran#.UmpIGnAjzQR

Talos had gene seed in him that had more of Night Haunters blood in it, thus he suffered from the same visions of the future...problem being Talos wasnt a psyker like Night Haunter was so the gene seed forcing the visions was killing him slowly.....somewhere along the way the ships navigator had a non-navigator son with psyker powers and when Talos died the gene seed was passed to the kid, and made him a super psyker
#149 - Ambush Hmmm... Spending less time gnawing the tips of yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #150 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
read the Night Lords trilogy

4 Night Lords wiped out 9 blood angels in 20 seconds thanks to ambush

plus also in that trilogy our legion gained a pretty damned powerful Psyker. whod have no trouble snapping his fingers and cancelling your wolf snow powers
User avatar #152 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
fehh... Blood Angels .. they're not that tough. Just some self-righteous asses, they are. Use fancy words and call themselves demon-slayers and they think they're the best. A bunch of divas them and the Ultramarines are. amIright?

Your aggressive pop-out tactics coupled with the disturbance of the warp might just jack us up enough to bring forth The Wulfen from within us You gotta look that shit up, it's fukken cool and turn an ambush into a Nightmare.

With Njal Stormcaller, "The Walking Tempest", at the Storm-Front you're likely to get the psychic showdown that you're looking for, along with an exploded cranium.
The Psyker of yours sounds pretty good; I'll take that roll!

What's this new psyker's name. I wanna read it.
User avatar #153 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
Decimus Valcoran

cut short its
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Talos_Valcoran#.UmpIGnAjzQR

Talos had gene seed in him that had more of Night Haunters blood in it, thus he suffered from the same visions of the future...problem being Talos wasnt a psyker like Night Haunter was so the gene seed forcing the visions was killing him slowly.....somewhere along the way the ships navigator had a non-navigator son with psyker powers and when Talos died the gene seed was passed to the kid, and made him a super psyker
#146 - The Thousand Sons May the horrors of the Warp sodomize t…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #148 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
space puppies dont scare us....we fight just as hard and even fight dirty compared to your flea-bitten mongrels

plus the fact we ambush alot, your hunting skills are no use against those who lurk in the shadows
#149 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
Ambush
Hmmm... Spending less time gnawing the tips of your wings off in a drawn out warpath through the warp, and more time in direct combat with a now equal/worthy adversary?
Sounds like a Delightful twist to the bland plot of your chapter's next omnibus story entry: "The Devastating and Lengthy Holocaust in the Warp"

We welcome a good fight! You'll need all the "sneaky tactics" in your repertoire to remove your heads from between the steel jaws of the ThunderWolves.
Nothing like an apocalyptic brawl!
We respect a good battle-worthy foe only as deep as our lightning-claws cut into them

Better pack a coat; our Rune Priests foresee a weather forecast of "light showers of molten debris", "scorched wings", and "massive, psychic, Lightning-Blizzards" followed by a cool evening of "Emperor's Spite" and "Turbo Viking carousalry".
User avatar #150 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
read the Night Lords trilogy

4 Night Lords wiped out 9 blood angels in 20 seconds thanks to ambush

plus also in that trilogy our legion gained a pretty damned powerful Psyker. whod have no trouble snapping his fingers and cancelling your wolf snow powers
User avatar #152 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
fehh... Blood Angels .. they're not that tough. Just some self-righteous asses, they are. Use fancy words and call themselves demon-slayers and they think they're the best. A bunch of divas them and the Ultramarines are. amIright?

Your aggressive pop-out tactics coupled with the disturbance of the warp might just jack us up enough to bring forth The Wulfen from within us You gotta look that shit up, it's fukken cool and turn an ambush into a Nightmare.

With Njal Stormcaller, "The Walking Tempest", at the Storm-Front you're likely to get the psychic showdown that you're looking for, along with an exploded cranium.
The Psyker of yours sounds pretty good; I'll take that roll!

What's this new psyker's name. I wanna read it.
User avatar #153 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
Decimus Valcoran

cut short its
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Talos_Valcoran#.UmpIGnAjzQR

Talos had gene seed in him that had more of Night Haunters blood in it, thus he suffered from the same visions of the future...problem being Talos wasnt a psyker like Night Haunter was so the gene seed forcing the visions was killing him slowly.....somewhere along the way the ships navigator had a non-navigator son with psyker powers and when Talos died the gene seed was passed to the kid, and made him a super psyker
#138 - You wish for the Wolves to Hunt you down?! __ …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #140 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
bah they dont hunt well in the warp

plus all i have to do is point in a random direction and say "Thousand Sons over that way" and the wolves will run that way
User avatar #146 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
The Thousand Sons May the horrors of the Warp sodomize their worthless corpses for all eternity are of no concern if they were to show there bitch-faces in loyal space. We'll dole out the prescribed ass-kicking and be done with it.

We'll set a course into the Warp, crack open a warm cache of Fenrisian Ale, and with a hearty "SKOAL!!", we'll be on your trail, Gnashing our way through the malicious, turbulent void. We'll give that chaotic realm a REAL reason to be a disrupted, shit-hole, as we run you Wing-a-lings into the caves like the nocturnal pests that inspire you.

And if you or your Khornian friends are relishing the thought of spilt blood or mercy , you'll be disappointed to find that the fiery blood of the Vlyka Fenryka is frozen solid in our veins..
User avatar #148 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
space puppies dont scare us....we fight just as hard and even fight dirty compared to your flea-bitten mongrels

plus the fact we ambush alot, your hunting skills are no use against those who lurk in the shadows
#149 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
Ambush
Hmmm... Spending less time gnawing the tips of your wings off in a drawn out warpath through the warp, and more time in direct combat with a now equal/worthy adversary?
Sounds like a Delightful twist to the bland plot of your chapter's next omnibus story entry: "The Devastating and Lengthy Holocaust in the Warp"

We welcome a good fight! You'll need all the "sneaky tactics" in your repertoire to remove your heads from between the steel jaws of the ThunderWolves.
Nothing like an apocalyptic brawl!
We respect a good battle-worthy foe only as deep as our lightning-claws cut into them

Better pack a coat; our Rune Priests foresee a weather forecast of "light showers of molten debris", "scorched wings", and "massive, psychic, Lightning-Blizzards" followed by a cool evening of "Emperor's Spite" and "Turbo Viking carousalry".
User avatar #150 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
read the Night Lords trilogy

4 Night Lords wiped out 9 blood angels in 20 seconds thanks to ambush

plus also in that trilogy our legion gained a pretty damned powerful Psyker. whod have no trouble snapping his fingers and cancelling your wolf snow powers
User avatar #152 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
fehh... Blood Angels .. they're not that tough. Just some self-righteous asses, they are. Use fancy words and call themselves demon-slayers and they think they're the best. A bunch of divas them and the Ultramarines are. amIright?

Your aggressive pop-out tactics coupled with the disturbance of the warp might just jack us up enough to bring forth The Wulfen from within us You gotta look that shit up, it's fukken cool and turn an ambush into a Nightmare.

With Njal Stormcaller, "The Walking Tempest", at the Storm-Front you're likely to get the psychic showdown that you're looking for, along with an exploded cranium.
The Psyker of yours sounds pretty good; I'll take that roll!

What's this new psyker's name. I wanna read it.
User avatar #153 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
Decimus Valcoran

cut short its
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Talos_Valcoran#.UmpIGnAjzQR

Talos had gene seed in him that had more of Night Haunters blood in it, thus he suffered from the same visions of the future...problem being Talos wasnt a psyker like Night Haunter was so the gene seed forcing the visions was killing him slowly.....somewhere along the way the ships navigator had a non-navigator son with psyker powers and when Talos died the gene seed was passed to the kid, and made him a super psyker
#131 - That's pretty funny! You seem like a great guy. Jeez... No…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #134 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
pfffft
you cant exterminatus me...im a Night Lord, we stay in fleet....always on the move
#138 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
You wish for the Wolves to Hunt you down?!

__ Are you flirting with an old Wolf Lord such as myself?

User avatar #140 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
bah they dont hunt well in the warp

plus all i have to do is point in a random direction and say "Thousand Sons over that way" and the wolves will run that way
User avatar #146 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
The Thousand Sons May the horrors of the Warp sodomize their worthless corpses for all eternity are of no concern if they were to show there bitch-faces in loyal space. We'll dole out the prescribed ass-kicking and be done with it.

We'll set a course into the Warp, crack open a warm cache of Fenrisian Ale, and with a hearty "SKOAL!!", we'll be on your trail, Gnashing our way through the malicious, turbulent void. We'll give that chaotic realm a REAL reason to be a disrupted, shit-hole, as we run you Wing-a-lings into the caves like the nocturnal pests that inspire you.

And if you or your Khornian friends are relishing the thought of spilt blood or mercy , you'll be disappointed to find that the fiery blood of the Vlyka Fenryka is frozen solid in our veins..
User avatar #148 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
space puppies dont scare us....we fight just as hard and even fight dirty compared to your flea-bitten mongrels

plus the fact we ambush alot, your hunting skills are no use against those who lurk in the shadows
#149 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
Ambush
Hmmm... Spending less time gnawing the tips of your wings off in a drawn out warpath through the warp, and more time in direct combat with a now equal/worthy adversary?
Sounds like a Delightful twist to the bland plot of your chapter's next omnibus story entry: "The Devastating and Lengthy Holocaust in the Warp"

We welcome a good fight! You'll need all the "sneaky tactics" in your repertoire to remove your heads from between the steel jaws of the ThunderWolves.
Nothing like an apocalyptic brawl!
We respect a good battle-worthy foe only as deep as our lightning-claws cut into them

Better pack a coat; our Rune Priests foresee a weather forecast of "light showers of molten debris", "scorched wings", and "massive, psychic, Lightning-Blizzards" followed by a cool evening of "Emperor's Spite" and "Turbo Viking carousalry".
User avatar #150 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
read the Night Lords trilogy

4 Night Lords wiped out 9 blood angels in 20 seconds thanks to ambush

plus also in that trilogy our legion gained a pretty damned powerful Psyker. whod have no trouble snapping his fingers and cancelling your wolf snow powers
User avatar #152 - seanelius (10/25/2013) [-]
fehh... Blood Angels .. they're not that tough. Just some self-righteous asses, they are. Use fancy words and call themselves demon-slayers and they think they're the best. A bunch of divas them and the Ultramarines are. amIright?

Your aggressive pop-out tactics coupled with the disturbance of the warp might just jack us up enough to bring forth The Wulfen from within us You gotta look that shit up, it's fukken cool and turn an ambush into a Nightmare.

With Njal Stormcaller, "The Walking Tempest", at the Storm-Front you're likely to get the psychic showdown that you're looking for, along with an exploded cranium.
The Psyker of yours sounds pretty good; I'll take that roll!

What's this new psyker's name. I wanna read it.
User avatar #153 - konradkurze (10/25/2013) [-]
Decimus Valcoran

cut short its
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Talos_Valcoran#.UmpIGnAjzQR

Talos had gene seed in him that had more of Night Haunters blood in it, thus he suffered from the same visions of the future...problem being Talos wasnt a psyker like Night Haunter was so the gene seed forcing the visions was killing him slowly.....somewhere along the way the ships navigator had a non-navigator son with psyker powers and when Talos died the gene seed was passed to the kid, and made him a super psyker
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