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Date Signed Up:11/04/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
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Content Thumbs: 6455 total,  7125 ,  670
Comment Thumbs: 1386 total,  1484 ,  98
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Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:25
Content Views:143545
Times Content Favorited:464 times
Total Comments Made:259
FJ Points:7865

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#15 - Comment deleted 09/01/2012 on Colgate +4
#59 - Picture 08/31/2012 on baw +2
#4 - sounds good to me 08/31/2012 on Assassins Creed, Octavia -1
#879460 - Picture 08/30/2012 on retard forum 0
#91 - Picture 08/23/2012 on Seems legit... +1
#104 - That he is! 08/12/2012 on Oh what is thi... NOPE +51
#67 - Picture 08/12/2012 on Two Best Sisters Play Portal 2 0
#100 - they put a little suit on him! 08/04/2012 on Dwarf Oympics +7
#56 - Enjoy: 08/04/2012 on Plank Has Wood +20
#579 - whoa, whats with all these other people!? 08/03/2012 on YOU ARE AWESOME +4
#7 - alright, lets get this going  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Do We Even Need Hasbro... +7
#49 - sallythemanatee (08/02/2012) [-]
#24 - misterwhatever (08/01/2012) [-]
#16 - I really, really want this! 07/30/2012 on What? +4
#140 - I think Im gonna take a break from this site for a little while  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2012 on Right in the hnng +9
#163 - gamerjunk (07/29/2012) [-]
hey Mr.Krabs i´m ready for work!
#516 - Well im out, later FJ 07/29/2012 on lolol 0
#12 - Chris Cornell approves 07/26/2012 on Ponies royale +1
#93 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Just brush it +10
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#91 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Just brush it +12
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#27 - (sigh) alright fine, and awesome holidays...  [+] (10 new replies) 07/11/2012 on 3 more months +2
#28 - whyisthissohard has deleted their comment.
#30 - ziggus (07/11/2012) [-]
But the food we've stored is running out
and can't grow in this cold...
#31 - whyisthissohard has deleted their comment.
#32 - ziggus (07/11/2012) [-]
The time has come to welcome spring
and all things warm and green
#33 - whyisthissohard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #34 - ziggus (07/11/2012) [-]
How can I help, I'm new, you see
What does everypony do?
#36 - anonymous (07/11/2012) [-]
How do I fit in without magic, I haven't got a clue!
User avatar #37 - ziggus (07/11/2012) [-]
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Lets finish our holiday cheer
Winter wrap up, winter wrap up
Cause tomorrow spring is here!
User avatar #38 - ragingbrony (07/11/2012) [-]
What is love?
User avatar #40 - popadoo (07/11/2012) [-]
Thumb, you made me laugh.
#53 - To heaven...Away!  [+] (42 new replies) 07/09/2012 on RIP Mermaid Man +67
User avatar #71 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
**thethread is full of so very many feels** Why you gotta go and make me cry?
#80 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]
#159 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
Aaaaand back up. No I got a bunch.
#160 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
bunch=a lot?
#141 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
Weeeelll, looks like we gotta start from back up here.
#142 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
put your dick away bro
#143 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
**thethread puts dick away** There, we good? Oh hey, I wonder what's in this b.....ox. Wow, how'd these get here?
#144 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
For putting it away I sent you my most prized possesion
don't stick them all in one place
#145 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
I bestow unto the, MY prized possession. I made it myself.
#146 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
trust him johnny, he's a doctor
NOW BEND OVER WHORE THIS PROBE ISN'T GONNA STICK ITSELF IN
#147 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
Gives new meaning to Sonic SCREWdriver.
#148 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
#149 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
You watch Doctor Who?
#150 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
NOPE
#151 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
Well, the Sonic Screw driver is this little tool the good Doc uses. It is pretty much the ultimate lock pick, can be used to scan things (somehow), i think it can stun somethings and has some other, less popular uses. It used to be a bit of a joke, but in the '05 series it became an all important tool of the Doctor. It can be seen in right over there <.
#152 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
looks like a dildo
#153 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's not a very good picture of it. It's much smaller.
#154 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
that gif is rather funny why does he do that facial expression though?
#155 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
It's just a face the actor (Tennant) made off set once. It soon became the basis for a SHIT ton of Doctor gifs and memes.
#156 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
yeah i can tell that's like the 23rd one you've posted
it's like tom hanks being really happy photoshopped everywhere
i'd do unimaginable things to party with tom.........
and wilson
#157 - thethread (07/10/2012) [-]
I have a bunch of these.
User avatar #158 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
and by a bunch you mean a select few
#83 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
I-I,,,,,, You watch me?
#84 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]




sometimes
#86 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
Weheheell then.
#87 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]
#89 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
#90 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]
I understand that reference
#92 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
MBS 4 Readiness of the Patriots
#94 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]
aaaaaaand you lost me
#98 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
Well then I'll just have to come find you.
#99 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]
ok but put your penis away first.
#104 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
How'd you know it was out still?
#107 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]
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i can feel your "bro-ner" on my thigh
flattered at first
then it kind of hurt so please put it away
#111 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
There, taken care of.
#112 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]
#113 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
It would appear I have gotten trips on my last comment.
#115 - cruzslzr (07/09/2012) [-]
Hm yes it does appear so in return I shall gift you an internet yes?
very well old chap don't spend it all in one place shall we?
#117 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
FUCK, I spent it all in one place.
#140 - cruzslzr (07/10/2012) [-]
oh u funny bastard
User avatar #114 - thethread (07/09/2012) [-]
This is even more relevant because it was 1 trips.
#109 - thethread has deleted their comment.
#161 - like I said to beeftenderloin, I understand what your saying b… 07/08/2012 on Army Stories Part. 2 0
#160 - hey bro I understand what your saying but just to put down thi… 07/08/2012 on Army Stories Part. 2 +1
#137 - because im an officer...and the 1st SGT wasnt actually there t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Army Stories Part. 2 +2
User avatar #147 - youreadmynamehehe (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh just wondering
#96 - ya....dont hate me too much.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Army Stories Part. 2 0
User avatar #100 - tomhefailin (07/06/2012) [-]
i know that feel.
#89 - we had someone on guard, i just didn't feel the need to put it… 07/06/2012 on Army Stories Part. 2 +2
#62 - Ssshh, if we keep really quiet no one will know my rank.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Army Stories Part. 2 +14
#69 - nrobchavez (07/06/2012) [-]
are you a lieutenant?
#96 - seamariners (07/06/2012) [-]
ya....dont hate me too much.
User avatar #100 - tomhefailin (07/06/2012) [-]
i know that feel.
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