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#44 - Half of Georgia is black people 7 hours ago on American Pride 0
#8 - (((((((((SILVERSTEIN))))))))))) WHAT ARE THESE EVIL R… 07/28/2016 on lazer sharks 0
#28 - "actual humans" yeah right. what's next…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2016 on bob -1
#163 - DweebyTwonkyHead (07/28/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you on about...?
#27 - ******* aren't intelligent.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2016 on bob -1
#103 - hotpiss (07/28/2016) [-]
watch yourself on those sharp edges mate
#107 - That too, anon 07/04/2016 on (untitled) 0
#9 - oh well, maybe old people should try living with their familie…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2016 on (untitled) +2
#10 - sirgenerico (07/04/2016) [-]
I like the idea of raising the retirement age to 70 and reducing it by 3 years for every child a person has, 5 if the child acquires a bachelors degree or trade.
#11 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
Maybe the world -doesn't- need a growing population and declining birthrates are a result of a more advanced civilization.
#107 - scruffyguy (07/04/2016) [-]
That too, anon
#4 - looks like white people finally caught up with Africa  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2016 on Grass hut - primitive... 0
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#21 - osamacare (07/04/2016) [-]
IBM just caught up to the abacus as well.
#3 - Why should I care if God set us up for failure? He giveth …  [+] (22 new replies) 07/03/2016 on h e h +100
#23 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
Then he is not all good fag
#92 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
He? He? HE?!

Fucking sexist, yo!
#246 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
Sexist?! SEXIST?!

In the book of Genesis, it is said that God created Adamn, a man, in HIS image. It was only after God realized that Adam was alone in the vast world that HE had created did he create Eve.

"But the Bible is man's translation of God's Word! They could have just as easily decided that God was a woman, but didn't!"

There is no 'interpretation' there. What is in the bible is what God wanted there. God identifies as male. Suck it.
#57 - sensitive (07/04/2016) [-]
I never understood the whole question of evil thing. God is good because he created the heavens and the earth, that doesn't mean he's a decent, stand-up fellow.

he's evil, jealous, and spiteful. shits right there in the old testament.
#249 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
I think of God as a stern father. He tries to treat you right, but also isn't afraid to smack you upside the head when you do something wrong. He never abandons us, he just leaves us to our own devices. Hell, he gave up his own son, something a lot of people would never even dream of doing, for the sake of everyone who would follow Jesus' teachings.
#55 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
"Could God created a universe with free-will but without evil?"
How is that suppose to work? Good and evil are a requirement for free-will. You can't have one without the other, or otherwise, it's simply not free-will. If every option we are given is good, then how are we going to test our loyalty to God if there's nothing to tempt us?

"If God is all-knowing, he would know what we would do if were tested, therefore no need to test us."
Let's put this logic in a real life scenario. Let's say that there's an all-knowing judge and he imprisons every criminal before they could even think about committing crimes, because he already knows that they will commit crimes in the future. However, there's a big problem here, the criminals were put into a cell before they could even think about committing their crimes, making them innocent because they did nothing wrong yet. Not only that, the all-knowing judge has taken the criminals free-will to do wrong, because they are already locked up.
Think about it, these criminals could easily say "I've done nothing wrong and you can't proof otherwise!" to the all-knowing judge.
Just because the all-knowing judge knows that they will commit crimes in the future, it still doesn't give him the right to judge them before they could commit the crimes and take away their free-will.
#99 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
"Good and evil are a requirement for free-will."

If god was all powerful then he'd be able to make it so that evil would not be required. See, that's the "all powerful" part. If god creates the rules then literally anything he says, goes.
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#60 - mrhugeballsack (07/04/2016) [-]
If you read the book of Job you can see that what god wants is not to know if we are worthy but to prove to the council of angels that we are. He let Satan test Job because Satan claimed that Job only obeyed god because god threated him good. Of course God already knew that wasnt the case but Satan made the accusation in front of all the angels so if he just told Satan No. I just know its not true, The angels could find doubt and believe Satan is right and maybe Men just love god for what god does to them.
#96 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
If you read the book of Job you see his friends try to rationalize God's actions as "part of a plan" or that maybe Job wasn't as good as he thought he was, maybe he had faulted somewhere that he didn't know about?


To which Job bows under pressure and says "Yes God, you're right God, I should only blindly trust you because you know what's best, God."
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#97 - mrhugeballsack (07/04/2016) [-]
and then God proceeds to bless im like no one has ever been blessed before and the ends up dying very old and full of joy.
#74 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
So you're saying the book of Job is just a popularity contest between god and satan for the angels benefit? Geez. Glad I woke up.
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#67 - useroftheLOLZ (07/04/2016) [-]
Why would God need to prove himself in front of the council of angels if they knew he was all knowing?
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#153 - oceanfrank (07/04/2016) [-]
Angels are faulty as well. Not as much humans, but faulty nonetheless. It's why Satan became... Well... Satan.
#254 - drewjitsu (07/04/2016) [-]
Satan is very scarcely mentioned in the Bible. Curious that we hear so much about him.
#265 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
The Catholic Church has a 73 book canon. What most people read are the protestant versions of the bible. Catholic canon goes a bit further.
#288 - drewjitsu (07/05/2016) [-]
Protestants still teach a lot about Satan while their literature doesn't mention the character.
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#58 - manueldomingues (07/04/2016) [-]
1- If God is all powerful, then he could make a universe where there was free will and no evil, people like to talk about free will a lot when evil and religion come to play, but what about aids, malaria, cancer, etc ?
even if those didnt exist, you telling me it would be impossible for god to make a world where only good joes existed? where was the free will taken there? they simply have no drive for evil, they can still do what they want, they just dont want to do evil, and dont come with the "there wouldnt be free will cause god made them not want to do evil" like said above if god is all knowing and made everybody he already knew every decision you would make, rendering free will inexistant

2- the judge is by definition an accomplice when the crime happened, he knew it would happen and did nothing to stop it. Besides, you create a lightbulb that lights up whenever you press a button, you press a button and it lights on, wtf kind of test is that? If he´s all knowing and know you´re gonna sin wtf is he testing, he already knows, your existance is pointless for the purpose of testing
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#282 - existance (07/04/2016) [-]
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#283 - manueldomingues (07/04/2016) [-]
thanks man
#78 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
We have the means to 'brainwash' people using coercive techniques and chemical agents into accepting certain behaviors. So if someone or a group of people (example: government) were to use such means to make everyone compliant and obedient, even going so far as to make the people they changed in this way 'happy' to follow orders, this would be acceptable to you? You would agree that these people do indeed have free will and are not merely slaves to the people who made them that way?
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#284 - manueldomingues (07/04/2016) [-]
no, thats my point, if god made us and therefore knows what we will do, we have no free will, do i think that´s ok, no. I actualy believe we do not have free will, nor do i believe there is a god, but i dont wanna go into that.
I was arguing that we indeed do not have free will, i dont understand why you made that comment as if we didnt have the same point
#52 - vparrish (07/04/2016) [-]
Impossible to know. Using the limited knowledge of human beings to judge an omnipotent being is an exercise in failure. Our knowledge of all the factors taking place is rather minut.
#10 - Germans think they're superior while their women **** monkeys. 07/03/2016 on Anon creates perfect Europe -1
#7 - Yeah haha its not like u can just pay people to have kids lol  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2016 on (untitled) +9
#8 - sirgenerico (07/04/2016) [-]
They already tried that, it boosts the birthrate but not enough to go over the replacement rate.
#9 - scruffyguy (07/04/2016) [-]
oh well, maybe old people should try living with their families and then the state wont have to pay for them.
#10 - sirgenerico (07/04/2016) [-]
I like the idea of raising the retirement age to 70 and reducing it by 3 years for every child a person has, 5 if the child acquires a bachelors degree or trade.
#11 - anon (07/04/2016) [-]
Maybe the world -doesn't- need a growing population and declining birthrates are a result of a more advanced civilization.
#107 - scruffyguy (07/04/2016) [-]
That too, anon