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#33 - That's a foot.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Pretty much -1
User avatar #35 - badboyscout (02/08/2015) [-]
You must have some ugly feet...
#42 - skeletorexplains (02/08/2015) [-]
To be honest if your hands look like that, you must have some fucking slender man fingers. Cause that shit is unnatural.
#46 - badboyscout (02/08/2015) [-]
#50 - Common Pepe (02/08/2015) [-]
That is one of the craziest things I've seen all day, was it always like that or did the pringles can do that?
User avatar #53 - badboyscout (02/08/2015) [-]
Let me just say I can get in trouble for answering that question...
#49 - skeletorexplains (02/08/2015) [-]
Hold the fuck on.

I see through your Username, Hugh Neutron.
#47 - skeletorexplains (02/08/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, was E.T your cousin?
#52 - badboyscout (02/08/2015) [-]
Who is E.T.?
#87 - Hey, **** you man!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on nibbero's profile 0
User avatar #88 - notorc (01/20/2015) [-]
Wow, what a fucking dick
#2 - It reduces drag so the car burns less fuel. Two sports c…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/10/2014 on The more you know! -15
User avatar #3 - poutinesalad (09/10/2014) [-]
Spoilers dont reduce drag. Spoilers increase downforce the air going by it pushes on the spoiler down (and thus the rest of the car) increasing traction considerably. Although it's basically pointless unless you're racing, and it makes your car look like shit with no use whatsoever in city driving.



User avatar #18 - Accidentalninja (09/10/2014) [-]
Spoilers can make a car look good. I think you just mean in terms of a ricer.
#14 - crim (09/10/2014) [-]
Furthermore spoilers increase down force on the REAR of the vehicle,this is intended for rear-wheel drive. Spoilers if anything will reduce the downforce of the front wheels reducing the surface area of the wheels touching the road. Buying a spoiler for your front wheel drive rice burner only tells people that know cars Ur a retard.
User avatar #23 - kevinator (09/10/2014) [-]
For everyday driving I can agree, but if the person happen to have a FWD Drag or track, you still want a wing/spoiler in the back to keep the rear from wobbling or backwheel from ''lifting'' in a high speed curve.

than again, I still wouldn't put a big downforce spoiler in the rear of a FWD, just something good enough to make it stick.
#26 - crim (09/10/2014) [-]
I agree with this but look at the spoilers that exist in the professional circuit they are very understated if at all only providing minimal down force at maximum speed . When you see these huge bloated spoilers on a FWD you cant deny it makes you want to puke. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8cFgs1R-eo
User avatar #27 - kevinator (09/10/2014) [-]
Definatly agree with you there.
#12 - fuckyourtoast (09/10/2014) [-]
spoilers can look good tho
User avatar #29 - poutinesalad (09/10/2014) [-]
Tbh that car would look better without
#30 - fuckyourtoast (09/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - poutinesalad (09/11/2014) [-]
I do, infact, enjoy supras

i was considering buying one before i got my 325is
#32 - fuckyourtoast (09/11/2014) [-]
stuck with a g8 gxp right now but I may get an r32 and tune it since they're US legal (89' models)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLOJlKuG70U
#33 - poutinesalad (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah i've got a couple buddy's with skylines.

this is my car. i need to get some offset rims and rubber, cause right now the tires arent at the right stance for how my car should be. Last winter i saved for my laptop, this winter thats my goal. Prolly gonna go cheaper on the rims to get some really good rubber.
#9 - SuperBobbis (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is pointless in anything other than racing, such as Formula 1 or V8 Supercars.

If I remember correctly, it is theorised that if the Formula 1 car is going fast enough, its spoiler is so good that it could actually go into a tunnel and drive on the roof.
User avatar #4 - xtrmbragnrytz (09/10/2014) [-]
I actually like the look of cars with spoilers, espacially the spoiler on the right and think an impreza without a spoiler is a sin
#5 - PeRvKiTTeH (09/10/2014) [-]
only good spoiler is a stock spoiler. anything else and the only thing your spoiling is the kelly bluebook value.
User avatar #6 - xtrmbragnrytz (09/10/2014) [-]
Generally if you're reselling a car that has a nice spoiler, all you'd have to do is find the right crowd to sell it to, Some gangster/racer wannabe wouldn't think twice about buying a car with a nice wing on the back
#9 - 10/10 roll 09/10/2014 on I upload when I feel lonely +4
#92 - Admin is still a fag. 08/13/2014 on Dance party for Admins new... 0
#2 - You smell.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Open the Links and Profit. 0
#3 - Fgner (08/13/2014) [-]
#21 - **scoutyderpy rolls 6** Oh and this one. 08/01/2014 on God -7
#20 - **scoutyderpy rolls 4** You dropped this. 08/01/2014 on God -7
#13 - **scoutyderpy rolls 718** 08/01/2014 on the niggest 0
#47 - **scoutyderpy rolls 02** 07/31/2014 on This guy is a god 0
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User avatar #158 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find a potion brewer.

----------Potion-Brewer-------------
Can brew/make potions.
------------------------------------------

You have 2 places left.
Where to?
User avatar #159 to #158 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Ill visit the library
User avatar #160 to #159 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You get in, and all of the rooms smell like fire still.
When you get a book, a small spider comes out and bites you.
-0.5 HP.
There's nothing else here.
User avatar #161 to #160 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Burn the library. Again. WIth a fire tornado.
User avatar #162 to #161 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You get out and cast a spell.
It burns to the ground.
Again.
The house is the last place.
User avatar #163 to #162 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Visit the house...
User avatar #164 to #163 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You look around.
You see some musket rounds on the drawer.
User avatar #165 to #164 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Take them then scan for enemies with magic
#166 to #165 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You scan and nothing.

Just as you turn, a spider is in the doorway.











TO BE CONTINUED
User avatar #167 to #166 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
When you turn you see a spider.
What do you do?
#168 to #167 - Orc (08/01/2014) [-]
He dies.
User avatar #137 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
This is a story about a kid, and his fighter cat pet.
When he came out of the cave, he only had one thing on his mind.
What does the orb do?
Why was the cat in the orb?
He goes to his house and sees a few people at his house.
He runs as far as he can.









THE ORB OF ZKLATHLA PT. 2

































5 Years Later....


The kid grew up a bit, and had the orb and his fighter cat.
He remembers seeing the orange cat in the orb, and he wonders, "What was that cat, and what did it mean to me?"
The kid finds himself in the year 1615, unaware how much time had past.

He went back to his house.
The town seemed... deserted...
When he sees his house, it is broken.
All windows shattered and holes in it.
He goes in.
His old things are still in there.
Some stuff is still there, but most of it was looted.
He finds a small wood shield.
It has a weird engraving on it....
The kid sees something familiar in the middle....
It was the cat!
He now knows something is up.
He takes the shield and puts it on his back.
On the back, something is scratched on it...
It says:
Go to the old abandoned town, and look for the books
The kid isn't sure if he should follow it or not...
What now?
Strength and agility maxed by 30. Cat has all maxed.
User avatar #139 to #138 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Look for the abandoned town
User avatar #140 to #139 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You look for it, and you find it deep inside some overgrown trees.
You go behind the trees and see a flyer of you're face from when you killed those people.
What now?
User avatar #141 to #140 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Keep looking, and apply a face spell
#142 to #141 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
you're conscious comes over you and you take it anyway.
It has a weird texture...
You brush it off and put it in you're bag.
You see 5 places to go.
The Library
A House
A Shop
Proving Grounds
Sheriff Department
Where to?
#143 to #142 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** I go to the sheriff department
User avatar #144 to #143 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
On the way to the department, you find some jars.
You take them.
When you get to the department, you go inside and you see someone sitting in the chair.
You look at it.
It's a dead corpse...
Probably been there for years.
You see a gun in it's hands.
Take it or not?
Hint: Use caution when around corpses.
User avatar #145 to #144 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Strike it's head with a bolt of lighting, then search the body
User avatar #146 to #145 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It starts to smoke from it's head.
You cough.
your choking.
You manage to get out of there.
You have to wait 3 turns for it to cool down for you to go back in.
Hint: Don't be too harsh. (Using spells)
User avatar #147 to #146 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Use a gust of wind to push out the smoke from the room
User avatar #148 to #147 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
It works.
But the gun flys away with the wind.
What now?
User avatar #149 to #148 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use a summoning spell to bring it to me
User avatar #150 to #149 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You used a spell to bring it.
YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE : MUSKET
-----------------Musket--------------------
Shoots 5 bullets at once.
Takes shotgun ammo as ammo.
More affect if used closer.
-----------------------------------------------




You get out of there and there is 4 more places to search.
Where to?
User avatar #151 to #150 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the proving grounds
User avatar #152 to #151 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You see a cat...
It's orange...
It's like the one on you're shield...
What do you do?
User avatar #153 to #152 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Cast a small orb around it to stop it from moving
User avatar #154 to #153 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
The cat.... pops?
You brush it off and head to the proving grounds.
What do you do?
User avatar #155 to #154 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Loot the area
User avatar #156 to #155 - scoutyderpy (07/13/2014) [-]
You find.... a potion book.

--------Potion-Book----------
Can help you make
potions.
Can only make potions if
you have a potion brewer
------------------------------------


You need a potion brewer now.
Where to?
User avatar #157 to #156 - megaflak (07/13/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Loot the shop
User avatar #111 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** I go east, in hopes to stumble upon the mine
User avatar #112 to #111 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Instead of the mine you find an abandoned bandit cave...
-5 Explore it
+5 Keep walking
User avatar #113 to #112 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7**
User avatar #114 to #113 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
A group of Jehovah's Witness's come infront of you.
5 turns for a chat and a shield in return
OR
Run like hell.
User avatar #115 to #114 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Strike them down, if 9, find the cave
User avatar #116 to #115 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go into the cave.
You see the orb.
What do?
User avatar #117 to #116 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Use my magic to sense for any traps or living things
#119 to #117 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Just as you do that, you hear heavy breathing...
You turn back.
You see a giant spider.
It is blocking the orb!
You must fight it.







BOSS BATTLE TIME!
To kill this boss battle, you must slice the legs and then the head off the spider.
5+ rolls will get you to slice it.
5- rolls will kill you for how much it is. (like single digits -3)
Once you get its legs, you must get a perfect 9 to slice its head.
For motivation use this boss battle music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT8faPdO-rg
User avatar #120 to #119 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Summon up a mystical sword to chop off all of it's legs, then incinerate the legs
User avatar #123 to #120 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You try to slice all of them.
Only one comes off.
User avatar #121 to #120 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Next leg
User avatar #122 to #121 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** next leg
User avatar #124 to #122 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6**
User avatar #125 to #124 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9**
User avatar #126 to #125 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #127 to #126 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5**
User avatar #128 to #127 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2**
User avatar #129 to #128 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The head!
Get the head~!
User avatar #130 to #129 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Use cat's agility to distract it
User avatar #132 to #130 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Summon a mystical hammer, smash it into head (5+ from skills, 5+ from cat)
#133 to #132 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You killed the spider.
You got the orb.
You have your cat.
You win.
No deaths.
Now you must go on another adventure.
To find this cat.
#135 to #133 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
The end!
User avatar #89 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3**
Part 3: ****** gonna happen

I use the mobile enhancer to increase my intelligence
User avatar #90 to #89 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
+10 intelligence
You go to sleep.







STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 20/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 30/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
519 GC
Bounty: 1000 GC
X1562 food
X1 Storage bag
X6 Pet Food

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 10/10
Agility: 9/10
Strength: 0/10
Intelligence: 0/10





You wake up the next day.
Some things are missing for some reason.
The jewels are missing!
only 100 are left.
What do you do now?
User avatar #91 to #90 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** Ignore and keep going on. Look at the map and go to the nearest large city, or find a caravan to hop on
User avatar #92 to #91 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall off the house and fall into a ditch!
-3 HP
Your cat lands on you so it only loses 1 HP.
What now?
User avatar #93 to #92 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Go to the nearest large city, or until a caravan passes by
User avatar #94 to #93 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You hit the jackpot and you find yourself in the big city.
There is blood on your face from when you fell down and now you are in the city.
You see dozens of shops around you.
You can see some proving grounds.
OR
You can buy some things in the shop.
User avatar #95 to #94 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I sell all my jewels and chicken to end up with 13 k gold.
User avatar #97 to #95 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You now go to the proving grounds.
What do you do now?

User avatar #98 to #97 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Leave my cat to the most fine pet trainers in the realm, and get trained by the best mages in the land. I'll use 1000 gold to pay for all of this, and to ensure I get at least a 20 bonus for both of us
User avatar #99 to #98 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat gets
+10 Agility.
+9 Strength
You get
+20 Intel (MAXED)
What now?
User avatar #100 to #99 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Pay 5000 gold for a fully protected, armored transport caravan, and tell the driver to go to the Milk Refinery
User avatar #101 to #100 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You fall asleep while in it.




STATS FOR DAY 5:
HP: 17/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 50/50

LOOT FOR DAY 4
No loot.

PET STATS FOR DAY 4:
HP: 9/10
Agility: 10/10
Strength: 9/10
Intelligence: 0/10









You wake up the next day at the tap of the shoulder of a guard.
You get out of the caravan and go to the milk refinery.
What now?
User avatar #102 to #101 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Tell them to follow closely behind me, and to enter with me into the refinery
User avatar #103 to #102 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The 3 guards follow you as you enter the refinery.
As you enter, you see a few cows.
You see a bucket of milk.
You squeeze a few buckets of milk for your cat.
The cat drinks it up.
The cat seems that it hasn't seen milk in weeks.
As you enter, you see a few people.
They're handing out flyers with your face on it.
Your old face on it.
You act as natural as you can.
They walk past.
They don't suspect anything.
There's nothing left here.
You decide to go outside and find what to do.
User avatar #104 to #103 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #105 to #104 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
As you go outside, someone claims that you're the criminal.
You call them crazy.
The guards believe them.
You get your kitty and run to where?
User avatar #106 to #105 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Destroy the entrance with explosive magic, trapping them inside. Then, go to the abandoned mine
User avatar #107 to #106 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You destroy the enterance and they're trapped.
You now look at the map.
It's somewhere in the map.
But the map is scrambled!
You try to figure out the glyphs.
What do you do?
#109 to #108 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** I make a map in the dirt from memory and set out on my journey to get to the abandoned mine
User avatar #110 to #109 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your cat goes on the map and rolls in it.
That was your only source and you couldn't bring it with you to the mines.
What do?
User avatar #68 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Someone sees you.
You run faster.
You keep running until you don't hear the person anymore.
You go behind a tree and hide.
You check the loot.



LOOT AQUIRED:
Food: X3
Gold Coins: 212
Storage bag: X1



You hear running steps.
What now?
User avatar #69 to #68 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Cast an invisibility spell and hide until sundown
User avatar #70 to #69 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your invisibility spell works great.
You see someone running past with attack dogs.
You throw a rock at them.
They turn back but they don't see you.
What do you do now?
User avatar #71 to #70 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Use magic to assemble a small shelter to sleep in for the night
User avatar #72 to #71 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go into your shelter and doze off into sleep.




STATS FOR DAY 3:
HP: 10/20
Agility: 0/20
Strength: 0/20
Intelligence: 20/50
GC: 297
LOOT FOR DAY 3:
X3 Food
X1 Storage Bag
Bounty: 1000





You wake up the next day with the shelter gone.
It looks like it was ripped off the ground!
You get up and see a.... cat?
It seems to follow you.
What do you do?
User avatar #73 to #72 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Sit down on a tree and eat and heal, then attempt to tame the cat
#74 to #73 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You tame it.
It can fight along with you.
You now have to train it.
OR
Give it a name
OR
Go along the trail and put the cat in your storage bag.
< That is what cat looks like.
User avatar #75 to #74 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** I start to train it how to distract enemies, and to help me dodge enemies
#76 to #75 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
It has its intelligence improved by 6.
It can now fool enemies for 1 turn.
What do you do now?
User avatar #77 to #76 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Train it more so that it can also stun enemies for an extra turn
User avatar #78 to #77 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You train it great.
Your pet cat's agility is now 9.
You have no more time to train.
You put him in your bag with his head sticking out.
What now?
User avatar #79 to #78 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** Keep traveling till I reach a town
User avatar #80 to #79 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a camp.
It has normal people that aren't bandits!
You go up to them and they offer you trades.
Trade them or not?
User avatar #81 to #80 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Ask what they are offering
User avatar #82 to #81 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
They offer you 20 chicken for 100 GC
Take it?
User avatar #83 to #82 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Cast an spell under every person in the camp and slaughter them, then loot the area
User avatar #84 to #83 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
LOOT ACQUIRED
x105 Chicken.
588 GC
X6 Pet Food
x1 Sword



Great Job! You have a sword and a companion! Now you need a shield....
It's almost getting dark and you now need to find somewhere to sleep.
Sleep in one of the houses or make your own?
User avatar #85 to #84 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Go to town
User avatar #86 to #85 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find the town of HighGarden.
You see that it is deserted, and that there is only 2 houses with 1 bed.
Loot the chests or loot in the morning after sleep?
User avatar #87 to #86 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Loot it, look for a map
User avatar #88 to #87 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a map.
It has the words: This town is deserted


LOOT ACQUIRED:
Gold and riches: x1634
Map: x1
Food: x1454
Mobile Enchants to your abilities: x1







You hit the jackpot as you find a ton of loot and a bed!
What do you do now?
User avatar #47 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** I take off my clothes and cast a bubble around me, then cast a tsunami to wash them. (It also takes away evidence of the bandit)
User avatar #48 to #47 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
The tsunami washes the clothes but they're dripping wet!
The tsunami passes and you see no sign of the dead bandit.
What now?
User avatar #49 to #48 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Look around for the rest of his gang, if there is any.
User avatar #50 to #49 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
There shows no sign of any other bandit.
You go up the trail and find a shop.
There is a sword for 50 GC.
Sword - 50 GC.
Shield - 50 GC.
Clothes - 10 GC
What will you buy?
User avatar #51 to #50 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I buy some monk clothes, and sleep in an inn for the night and go to sleep
User avatar #52 to #51 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You go to sleep.


STATS FOR DAY 2!
HP 20/20
Agility 0/50
Strength 0/50
Itelligence 20/50
Money: 85
Hint: You can boost your strength and agility by finding a proving ground!




You wake up in the morning but something is missing...
YOUR ROBE IS MISSING!
You lost your robe and now you only have a monk robe.
What now?


You wake up in the morning but all the
User avatar #53 to #52 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** I take a trip to the library to find some books about spellcasting
User avatar #54 to #53 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You have some luck, as there are tons of books about spellcasting.
"Spellcasting: The guide on how to do magic"
"How to cast spells"
"What is spellcasting"
Which one will you get?
They all cost 5 GC to check out.
User avatar #55 to #54 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** I buy all of them
User avatar #56 to #55 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally rip them and you think of what to do.
Pay the fee of 50 GC and be clear of everything?
Or
Put it back and be a criminal?
User avatar #57 to #56 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 0** Hide the books inside my robe, and burn the witnesses and the store to the ground. Not before stealing some other books and then going back to the inn
User avatar #58 to #57 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You get out of there and lose 10 HP.
You soon hear knocks on your door.
What do you do now?
You are a criminal now.
User avatar #59 to #58 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** Escape out the window and steal a horse and get the **** out
User avatar #60 to #59 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your bounty is 1000 GC
You get out of there fortunately but they are still after you!
You need to change your appearance.
and quick!
What do you do now?
User avatar #61 to #60 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Get into a forest, cast a spell that changes your face, and then leave the horse behind
#62 to #61 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your face turns into this and no one suspects a thing.
You need to find another town.
What do?
User avatar #63 to #62 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 1** Make a magic robe that will last the amount of turns my roll is, and keep walking till I find a town, or until it's sundown
User avatar #64 to #63 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You find a group of campers.
They are bandits.
You hide behind a bush.
You can kill them silently and steal their stuff or keep moving along.
User avatar #65 to #64 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a lighting bolt over them discreetly, so if I fail I wont be discovered.
User avatar #66 to #65 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Its loud.
You can't go until it's safe.
What do you do now?
Wait or go ahead?
User avatar #67 to #66 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 6** **** it, loot the bodies quickly and sprint down the road.
User avatar #26 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
alright magaflook.
You are a purple mage with golden locks of hair.
You must find the magic power orb of Zklathla.
There are two places to look.
The local milk refinery or the local mine.
Where do you look?
User avatar #27 to #26 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Milk refinery
User avatar #28 to #27 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You see a local woman gathering milk from the cows.
You ask her where the orb is.
She doesn't listen.
You tap her on the shoulder.
She turns back.
She has teeth as sharp as needles.
She pins you to the ground as her teeth are hovering over you.
You scream for help.
No one answers you.
What do you do?
User avatar #29 to #28 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8**
Cast a spell that flings her backwards and knocks out her teeth
User avatar #30 to #29 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
She screaches in pain!
Finish her off!
Quickly!
Bonus! 2 magic health substances
User avatar #31 to #30 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I stick my dick in it's mouth and break off it's arm
User avatar #32 to #31 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your attack misses!
Your dick hits a rock and it starts bleeding.
-0.5 HP.
19.5 HP left.
She pins you to the ground and she grows her teeth back.
What do you do now?
User avatar #33 to #32 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** cast a spell to regrow my dick into a sword and slice her in half
User avatar #34 to #33 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Her torso and legs fall to the ground.
You can see her still moving in pain.
Finish her off.
What will you do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 8** Cast a flame repellent, then set my arm on fire and burn her.
User avatar #36 to #35 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
She screams in pain.
She is still not dead!
She has to die from water!
Hint: Use water.
User avatar #37 to #36 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Cast a small bubble around me then summon a tsunami
User avatar #38 to #37 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You cast a summon a tsunami but your bubble doesn't work.
She dies but you get washed away with the water.
You pass out from the water.


STATS FOR DAY 1:
HP: 19.5/20
Agility: 0/50
Strength: 0/50
Intelligence: 0/50











You wake up hours later in an unfamiliar place.
You see 2 paths in a forest.
They both look the same.
Which do you go to?
User avatar #39 to #38 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Cast a minor healing spell and meditate to improve my INT before moving on
User avatar #40 to #39 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Your intelligence goes up by 20.
Bonus! All spells improved by 2!
User avatar #41 to #40 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Go in between the paths
User avatar #42 to #41 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You are attacked by a bandit!
He tells you to give him all of your money!
Too bad you don't have any...
Run or fight?
User avatar #43 to #42 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Cast a spell that throws 4 swords and his limbs, trapping him on a nearby tree for interrogation
User avatar #44 to #43 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
Blood splatters onto your robe.
He's screaming for mercy.
Leave him, set him free, or torture him?
User avatar #45 to #44 - megaflak (07/12/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** Slit his throat and walk away, leaving it as a warning to any other bandit
User avatar #46 to #45 - scoutyderpy (07/12/2014) [-]
You need to wash that blood off your robe.
There's no water near by...
You need to be careful to where bandits are.
They might know that you did it.
Bonus for killing someone! 100 gold looted from him!
User avatar #5 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
You are a normal modern person. You have to find the magical YooHoo Milk. You have to go to 2 different places, the local gas station, and the forest. Which do you go to?
User avatar #6 to #5 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** I go to the forest
User avatar #7 to #6 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
You see a small brown jar of milk. Take it or no?
User avatar #8 to #7 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Try to put my penis in it
User avatar #9 to #8 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
Your attack misses and it runs away.
User avatar #10 to #9 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** Chase after it and try to put my penis in it again
User avatar #11 to #10 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
You find out it isn't milk, but it is actually brown paint of death! What do you do?
User avatar #12 to #11 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 9** Stick my dick in it anyway
User avatar #13 to #12 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
Poisoned for 5 turns! You must find an antidote or take it like a man.
*Bonus! You get 3 magic healing substances!
User avatar #14 to #13 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** I use the magic healing substance to heal my poisin. Then I stick my dick in it
User avatar #15 to #14 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
You got poisoned again for 1 more turn extended!
You now cannot stick your dick in it anymore.
*Bonus! 1 antidote!
User avatar #16 to #15 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 3** I take the antidote. Then I throw it at a tree
User avatar #17 to #16 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
Your throwing fails and you throw it at the stump.
It doesn't break.
Now you have to go and look for the YooHoo milk.
User avatar #18 to #17 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 4** I look around the forest
User avatar #19 to #18 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
You trip while looking.
User avatar #20 to #19 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 7** I get up and start looking again
User avatar #21 to #20 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
You see a small cat.
You ask it where the Yoohoo milk is.
It just meows.
What do you do?
User avatar #22 to #21 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 2** Shoot it in the leg until it tells me the answer
User avatar #23 to #22 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
Your attack misses and you kill a walrus.
What do you do now?
User avatar #24 to #23 - megaflak (07/11/2014) [-]
**megaflak rolls 5** Stick my dick in the cat
User avatar #25 to #24 - scoutyderpy (07/11/2014) [-]
You cat claws at you.
-1 HP
#3 - megaflak (02/11/2014) [-]
This is what I wanted to give you
This is what I wanted to give you
User avatar #4 to #3 - scoutyderpy (02/11/2014) [-]
Dat Face
User avatar #1 - ffffyou (02/02/2014) [-]
**** yeah roll chain !
#2 to #1 - scoutyderpy (02/02/2014) [-]
**scoutyderpy rolled a random comment #116452 posted by popkornking at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** :www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHFBxMeqMIk Play this and background pls 
   
   
Gudnuff?
**scoutyderpy rolled a random comment #116452 posted by popkornking at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHFBxMeqMIk Play this and background pls


Gudnuff?
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