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Date Signed Up:10/19/2011
Last Login:5/21/2013
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#179748 - Mom has blocked my xbox with bt security... anyway i can get a…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #179750 - somefuckingguy (10/19/2012) [-]
By being nice to her, doing all the chores even when not asked and doing all your school/homework on time.

Alternatively realize she did it for good reason.

Alternatively alternatively do what hardrocker said.
User avatar #179751 - scottyy (10/19/2012) [-]
im not american so this might come across weird.. without going to deep im 18 and looking to move out.. but i need a job.. and unemployment over here is at an all time high.. its nearly impossible to get a job... im not in any education or work which sucks! and they only got it on for my younger brother...
User avatar #179752 - fivewordminimum (10/19/2012) [-]
Sounds like America. Get a job in your area and start teaching yourself how to program.
User avatar #179753 - scottyy (10/19/2012) [-]
i just got an interview for a shop (store) called gamestation.. so i am trying man
#48280 - Mom has blocked my xbox with bt security... anyway i can get a…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #48303 - revorce (10/19/2012) [-]
Step 1: Buy some sunflower seeds.
Step 2: Accquire 20mg of Plutonium.
Step 3: Plant sunflowers and radiate them.
Step 4: Raise and train your army of mutant sunflowers.
Step 5: Let them kill your mom.
Step 6: Teabag her.
Step 7: Solve your problem.
PROFIT.
User avatar #48289 - iwanttousenumbers (10/19/2012) [-]
Ask nicely for it to be removed when you play
User avatar #48283 - gmarrox (10/19/2012) [-]
Do your chores and be nice to your mom. Most parents don't do shit like that for no reason.
Either:
A) You're not 18 and she is actually being responsible
or
B) Ya dun goof'd
User avatar #48287 - scottyy (10/19/2012) [-]
im 18 looking to move out and trying to get a job... its only on for my brother
User avatar #48312 - gmarrox (10/19/2012) [-]
Hmmm...Then I can see your dilemma.
#32246 - Mom has blocked my xbox with bt security... anyway i can get a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #32265 - icaruslives (10/19/2012) [-]
Smash it with a hammer, if unsucessful, try again
#62 - I love how he looks at the camera like fuck they saw that 10/18/2012 on Having sex for the first time +2
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2012 on Nope. +2
#59 - darkspiribass (10/18/2012) [-]
#35 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #262298 a… 10/17/2012 on Toy Story 0
#79 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Noah ** 10/17/2012 on Pencils 0
#95 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #618529 a… 10/17/2012 on I'm Gonna Go Do This Right Now 0
#242 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Pf… 10/17/2012 on ! 0
#31316 - no matter what relationship your in long distance or close the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #31318 - jokeface (10/11/2012) [-]
Thanks man :) And yes I know every relationship has it's rough patches, but we've been together for 2 years and I just feel like we fight more than the average couple should.
#44 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at A… 10/11/2012 on Tattoo -4
#31306 - ahh right how long distance?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #31310 - jokeface (10/11/2012) [-]
Pennsylvania and Florida
User avatar #31316 - scottyy (10/11/2012) [-]
no matter what relationship your in long distance or close there are always going to be arguments and 9 times outta 10 they will be over stupid things... the thing that makes you a good couple is if you can argue and still be able to make up and be stronger afterwards... its going to be hard the fact you live so far about but if you are serious about the relationship and she is too im sure things will sort themselves out :) i hope things sort out man :) send me a message if you need more help :)
User avatar #31318 - jokeface (10/11/2012) [-]
Thanks man :) And yes I know every relationship has it's rough patches, but we've been together for 2 years and I just feel like we fight more than the average couple should.
User avatar #31315 - whyisthishappening (10/11/2012) [-]
Damn, man.
#8027 - only wink one i got that matches your description 10/11/2012 on Animated GIFs - funny... 0
#31268 - dont spend all your time with your partner.. causes arguments …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/11/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #31271 - jokeface (10/11/2012) [-]
It's long distance. We're apart more often than we're together. And by together I mean talking online or on the phone. Haven't met in person yet.
User avatar #31347 - icaruslives (10/11/2012) [-]
Are you sure shes not a 15 year old boy? and are you sure shes being faithful and not just saying what you want to hear?
User avatar #31351 - jokeface (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm sure.
#31308 - drmcninja (10/11/2012) [-]
If you dont't mind me asking, if you haven't met yet, what exactly are you fighting about?
User avatar #31311 - jokeface (10/11/2012) [-]
Stupid things I've said or done
Celebrities we find attractive
Religion
Politics
gay rights
How to raise our future children
Where to live when we get married
And various other things

Most recently she almost broke up with me because I called my mother (my mother, not hers) an idiot, and apparently that struck a nerve with her.
User avatar #31306 - scottyy (10/11/2012) [-]
ahh right how long distance?
User avatar #31310 - jokeface (10/11/2012) [-]
Pennsylvania and Florida
User avatar #31316 - scottyy (10/11/2012) [-]
no matter what relationship your in long distance or close there are always going to be arguments and 9 times outta 10 they will be over stupid things... the thing that makes you a good couple is if you can argue and still be able to make up and be stronger afterwards... its going to be hard the fact you live so far about but if you are serious about the relationship and she is too im sure things will sort themselves out :) i hope things sort out man :) send me a message if you need more help :)
User avatar #31318 - jokeface (10/11/2012) [-]
Thanks man :) And yes I know every relationship has it's rough patches, but we've been together for 2 years and I just feel like we fight more than the average couple should.
User avatar #31315 - whyisthishappening (10/11/2012) [-]
Damn, man.
#138 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #595935 a… 10/11/2012 on Answers 0
#319 - **scottyy rolled a random comment #800487 posted by harisl… 10/11/2012 on My teacher 0
#57 - If theres no grass play in the dirt 10/11/2012 on Geez Mom! +32
#155 - STOP FUCKING SHOOTING!! 10/11/2012 on Thumbing down frontpage... +19
#172 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #438141 a… 10/09/2012 on Yes.. let it sink in.. 0
#24 - **scottyy rolls 84** god sake you armatures 10/08/2012 on LAWLZ 0
#17 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at wh… 10/08/2012 on I knew it. -1
#1644 - gray noodles :l 10/08/2012 on Spaceship name 0
#3 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #521 at … 10/07/2012 on jfskfdg -1
#2 - cutest. dog. ever! 10/07/2012 on I'm innocent! I swear! +1
#1 - **scottyy rolled a random image posted in comment #1084414 … 10/07/2012 on I'm innocent! I swear! 0
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User avatar #12 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
Please resend that trade!
#8 - lillpip (07/09/2012) [-]
Fuck you I do what I want.
User avatar #1 - thefunnyside (06/17/2012) [-]
You need a profile comment
#2 to #5 - scottyy (06/17/2012) [-]
congrats on being the first ;D
congrats on being the first ;D
User avatar #4 to #7 - scottyy (06/17/2012) [-]
wut? silly FJ
User avatar #5 to #8 - thefunnyside (06/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, so wazzap?
User avatar #6 to #9 - scottyy (06/17/2012) [-]
not alot really :) just playing some xbox yourself?
User avatar #7 to #10 - thefunnyside (06/18/2012) [-]
minecraft
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