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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:11/11/2012
Last Login:8/16/2014
Location:Toronto Canada
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#7144886 - I'm scottypilgrim 12/22/2013 on sfw random board 0
#7144858 - Hey sno, do you talk to yourself?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #7144865 - poorlyred (12/22/2013) [-]
I know I do
User avatar #7144864 - sno (12/22/2013) [-]
Yes
#7144828 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7144846 - sebthebrony (12/22/2013) [-]
who are u
User avatar #7144886 - scottypilgrim (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm scottypilgrim
#7144784 - no 12/22/2013 on sfw random board 0
#7144773 - Jesus Christ that was fast 12/22/2013 on sfw random board 0
#7144726 - ITT  [+] (13 new replies) 12/22/2013 on sfw random board 0
#7144798 - miracles (12/22/2013) [-]
#7144773 - scottypilgrim (12/22/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ that was fast
User avatar #7144766 - sirochoz (12/22/2013) [-]
Does the oppsite gender or my mother count?
User avatar #7144784 - scottypilgrim (12/22/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #7144760 - miscarriage (12/22/2013) [-]
Ya
User avatar #7144780 - enteroreninenine (12/22/2013) [-]
lol, gay
User avatar #7144785 - miscarriage (12/22/2013) [-]
lolyeah
User avatar #7144746 - aczzoh (12/22/2013) [-]
nah
User avatar #7144741 - mynameisnotmike (12/22/2013) [-]
ya
#7144733 - theluppijackal (12/22/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #7144734 - enteroreninenine (12/22/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #7144732 - sebthebrony (12/22/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #7144730 - poorlyred (12/22/2013) [-]
Nup
#7144684 - I got on this old account for this  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on sfw random board +1
#7144693 - geeky (12/22/2013) [-]
I fucking love you people.
#120714 - gross hello 09/28/2013 on Brony board +2
#120710 - helloooooooooooo been in one loooooong sleep  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Brony board +2
#120712 - sylvaticprawnisded (09/28/2013) [-]
3 months is a pretty long sleep time.
#120705 - I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Brony board +2
#120713 - xxangelisxx (09/28/2013) [-]
#120714 - scottypilgrim (09/28/2013) [-]
gross
hello
#120707 - sylvaticprawnisded (09/28/2013) [-]
oh hey.
#120710 - scottypilgrim (09/28/2013) [-]
helloooooooooooo
been in one loooooong sleep
#120712 - sylvaticprawnisded (09/28/2013) [-]
3 months is a pretty long sleep time.

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User avatar #37 - sekeido (04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry I missed the dump... I got kicked out of my house recently. :/

Thanks anyways man
#33 - octavia (12/25/2012) [-]
Scotty~! I haven't seen you for days man! This is Scubasage, in case you weren't aware. I swapped over when sage got banned and then unbanned, losing all 12000 thumbs and 311 levels.

Anyways, I just wanted to say you're a really cool guy, keep on keeping on.

Merry Christmas~!
#34 to #33 - scottypilgrim (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas as well, guy.
User avatar #22 - scottypilgrim (12/18/2012) [-]
“Ohhh...my head.” Someone moans. As I start to wake up I begin to feel a rock jabbing in my thigh. I move my side away from it only to be greeted with another, sharper rock digging in my leg. I gotta remember to never sleep outside again. How’d I get outside in the first place? I lift my head up to find I’m laying flat on my stomach in a large field. I sit up, still groggy, and start to wipe myself off a bit. I feel filthy as hell after sleeping outside and I just wanna go home and wash my hooves in a nice ho-HOOVES?
“AHHHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL?!?”
“What are you yelling for-OOOHHH SHET TALKING HORSE?!?” I turn, still screaming and trying to throw my arms off of myself, to see another horse-
Me: “OHHHHSHET YOU’RE A TALKING HORSE”
Horse: “I’M A ******* HORSE!!!”
Me: “YOU HAVE A HORN!”
Horse: “AAHHMY-” His horn lights up and he bursts into a powerful flame that sends me falling backwards. I look up and find he’s vanished, leaving nothing but a large patch of scorched grass. The strong smell of smoke choking me until I’m coughing and wheezing for clean air. I slide myself away from the area and catch my breath.
Ok. So. I’m a horse and I just watched another horse explode. I’m sure this happens to a lot of people. That doesn’t make any sense. Oh god what’s going on. I start to see the field begin circling around me and suddenly everything goes dark.
“...lly grown......cutie mark. It’s the first time I’ve seen a patient-” I open my eyes to see another horse in a long, white coat. It seems so silly I kinda wanna laugh. “Ahh, he’s awake. I’m sorry to disturb your nap, but we need to know a few things. Firstly, what is your name?”
I’m in a hospital. That much is obvious. Am I hurt? I don’t feel hurt. I don’t really feel like a horse either. At least I don’t think. What did he say? Oh yeah. Name. My name.
“Scotty.” I can’t withhold my smile when I wonder to myself if my voice was hoarse.

penkiepoy
User avatar #20 - ascendedwings (12/15/2012) [-]
if you ever wanna minecraft, just PM me whenever im online.
comment 20 get
User avatar #21 to #20 - scottypilgrim (12/15/2012) [-]
Will do
User avatar #19 - someponynew (12/14/2012) [-]
you have the best mascot. I'm in lesbians with it.
#13 - thatkoolbronykid (11/28/2012) [-]
LA LA LAA LA LA LA LEE LOO LALALA LALA!!!
User avatar #10 to #9 - scottypilgrim (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe
User avatar #11 to #10 - elguso (11/26/2012) [-]
all good man
User avatar #12 to #11 - scottypilgrim (11/26/2012) [-]
BEST GIRL IN THE GAME is the part where I lost it
#1 - melkevegen ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
it wouldn't let me upload a pic...
it wouldn't let me upload a pic...
#2 to #1 - scottypilgrim (11/11/2012) [-]
BTW   
Season 1: Basic story ideas and meeting characters   
Season 2: The plot of the show kicks in   
Season 3: 						****					 just got real   
Season 4: 						****					 gets even more real   
Season 5+: Dear god...
BTW
Season 1: Basic story ideas and meeting characters
Season 2: The plot of the show kicks in
Season 3: **** just got real
Season 4: **** gets even more real
Season 5+: Dear god...
User avatar #3 to #2 - melkevegen ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
how many ep's is there all put together
User avatar #4 to #3 - scottypilgrim (11/11/2012) [-]
more than 300 in japanese
#5 to #4 - melkevegen ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
**** am going 2 have sit all Christmas to see all of them
User avatar #6 to #5 - scottypilgrim (11/11/2012) [-]
I haven't even seen them all
User avatar #7 to #6 - melkevegen ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
took me 4ever to see avatar and hellsing
and now Bleach...
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