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#37 - im a senior in highschool. i klnow all i need to know about th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Science -9
User avatar #43 - alexineko (01/31/2013) [-]
>try not to come off like a douche and you wont get hostility

First, you're on the internet. How are you being hostile? What are you going to do? Caps lock him?

Second, when scientists say something is "scientifically proven", they mean that, according to standing theories of science, something works as predicted. It is scientifically proven that if you don't breathe, you die. Am I full of shit?

Thirdly, don't act like you know all about a subject just to go on to say you don't even need to know it. Then you're no better than religious extremists saying that they're right no matter what is proven or dis-proven.
#22 - im scared shitless of walk in freezers.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on any culinary people will... +9
User avatar #25 - tdogmeds (01/31/2013) [-]
No, dude.
The walk in is your friend.
The walk in listens to your problems.
The walk in will not fire you for cursing at the top of your lungs.
#30 - yeah. the vatican has scientists 01/31/2013 on Science +2
#29 - science doesnt actually prove or disprove anything. everything…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Science -14
#87 - N. Korean citizen (01/31/2013) [-]
That moment when you realize that there are other religions besides Christianity, and that people still use them for their own personal gain.

Feel bad, son?
User avatar #65 - themastertroller (01/31/2013) [-]
>a theory cannot be proven or dis-proven

the fuck man
#52 - thelonewankerer (01/31/2013) [-]
If you don't like science get the fuck off internet, destroy all your electronic and household devices, get rid of your clothes and go live in the wild.

Otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP.
User avatar #56 - RandomAnonGuy (01/31/2013) [-]
He's -technically- correct. As new evidence comes along our understanding of something may change, though it's unlikely to be turned on its head completely. In other words, nothing that we know we know to be absolutely true,
#66 - ainise (01/31/2013) [-]
No, he's not correct at all. Let's break it down from the top!

"science doesnt actually prove or disprove anything"
- Science exists almost entirely to disprove things. While nothing can 100% be scientifically proven, for all intents and purposes, things can be proven. You can't prove gravity, but you'd have a hard time finding a scientist believe that stuff doesn't fall.

"everything is theory"
- Well this just isn't true. There are facts, There are laws.

"a theory cannot be proven or dis-proven."
- Proven and dis-proven are mathematics, not scientific. Accepted is a more accurate word for science. Things can still be dis-proven, and are all the time. This is why we have 2 theories for gravity, that we use simultaneously to explain different scenarios.

" thats why when you hear someone say "its scientifically proven..." theyre full of shit. "
-So what would you call drug studies?

" i have a problem with its douchebags who dont wanna let me and other theists be. they say we start all the shit"

-Are you serious? It was at this point that I realized I'm replying to a troll. =(

"WBC isnt a church in my opinion. theyre a bunch of high powered lawyers who want others to attack them physically so they can sue"

WBC is a church. They're accepting the bible very accurately, as accurately as they can without going to jail. If the christian god is real, WBC are probably the only people going to heaven.
User avatar #58 - thelonewankerer (01/31/2013) [-]
I know man, but I really doubt he intended to say that. It's just a retard or a really bad troll.
User avatar #41 - goodadventures (01/31/2013) [-]
You're right, gravity is just a theory, let's hope you wake up and float the fuck away.
User avatar #51 - cloudstrifeownsall (01/31/2013) [-]
Tim minchin reference.... Funny..but still kind of a jerk thing to say lol... And gravity is a theory... the fact that something is there keeping us down is obvious but the theory is how it works..not what it is
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#35 - deadlyambitions (01/31/2013) [-]
actually a theory can be proven wrong or right its just a generalization for what we think happens then they try to prove that. most stuff can be proven but there are those that cant be proven due to certain circumstances, but ur either still in school or a drop out so u didnt have much in science class.
User avatar #37 - scottsselfdefense (01/31/2013) [-]
im a senior in highschool. i klnow all i need to know about theories for what my line of work is going to be. lol next time i use a scientific theory in a culinary setting ill let you know. and no how are you going to tell all of the teachers ive had in my 12 years of school theyre wrong? jack ass. try not to come off like a douche and you wont get hostility
User avatar #43 - alexineko (01/31/2013) [-]
>try not to come off like a douche and you wont get hostility

First, you're on the internet. How are you being hostile? What are you going to do? Caps lock him?

Second, when scientists say something is "scientifically proven", they mean that, according to standing theories of science, something works as predicted. It is scientifically proven that if you don't breathe, you die. Am I full of shit?

Thirdly, don't act like you know all about a subject just to go on to say you don't even need to know it. Then you're no better than religious extremists saying that they're right no matter what is proven or dis-proven.
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#45 - i especially hate the fact that there is a kid no older than 1… 01/25/2013 on So you guys are really... +5
#186 - i like to pretend that i was the first person he spammed. make… 01/25/2013 on The End 0
#89 - although i feel its too soon, i will say: well done sir 01/25/2013 on Too Soon 0
#1 - i dont quite understand... 01/24/2013 on OC -1
#40 - lol okay then send me a friend request  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Stunning Conclusion +1
User avatar #66 - TardytheTurtle (01/23/2013) [-]
ditto
User avatar #46 - lowlifescarecrow (01/23/2013) [-]
I would also really like to see this.
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