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Interests: boobies, video games, making fun of swag fags and the occasional bronie, oh and boobies too
Date Signed Up:7/26/2012
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#37 - im a senior in highschool. i klnow all i need to know about th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Science -9
User avatar #43 - alexineko (01/31/2013) [-]
>try not to come off like a douche and you wont get hostility

First, you're on the internet. How are you being hostile? What are you going to do? Caps lock him?

Second, when scientists say something is "scientifically proven", they mean that, according to standing theories of science, something works as predicted. It is scientifically proven that if you don't breathe, you die. Am I full of shit?

Thirdly, don't act like you know all about a subject just to go on to say you don't even need to know it. Then you're no better than religious extremists saying that they're right no matter what is proven or dis-proven.
#22 - im scared ******** of walk in freezers.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on any culinary people will... +9
User avatar #25 - tdogmeds (01/31/2013) [-]
No, dude.
The walk in is your friend.
The walk in listens to your problems.
The walk in will not fire you for cursing at the top of your lungs.
#30 - yeah. the vatican has scientists 01/31/2013 on Science +2
#29 - science doesnt actually prove or disprove anything. everything…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Science -14
#87 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
That moment when you realize that there are other religions besides Christianity, and that people still use them for their own personal gain.

Feel bad, son?
User avatar #65 - themastertroller (01/31/2013) [-]
>a theory cannot be proven or dis-proven

the fuck man
User avatar #41 - goodadventures (01/31/2013) [-]
You're right, gravity is just a theory, let's hope you wake up and float the fuck away.
User avatar #51 - cloudstrifeownsall (01/31/2013) [-]
Tim minchin reference.... Funny..but still kind of a jerk thing to say lol... And gravity is a theory... the fact that something is there keeping us down is obvious but the theory is how it works..not what it is
#42 - madmaninside (01/31/2013) [-]
#35 - deadlyambitions (01/31/2013) [-]
actually a theory can be proven wrong or right its just a generalization for what we think happens then they try to prove that. most stuff can be proven but there are those that cant be proven due to certain circumstances, but ur either still in school or a drop out so u didnt have much in science class.
User avatar #37 - scottsselfdefense (01/31/2013) [-]
im a senior in highschool. i klnow all i need to know about theories for what my line of work is going to be. lol next time i use a scientific theory in a culinary setting ill let you know. and no how are you going to tell all of the teachers ive had in my 12 years of school theyre wrong? jack ass. try not to come off like a douche and you wont get hostility
User avatar #43 - alexineko (01/31/2013) [-]
>try not to come off like a douche and you wont get hostility

First, you're on the internet. How are you being hostile? What are you going to do? Caps lock him?

Second, when scientists say something is "scientifically proven", they mean that, according to standing theories of science, something works as predicted. It is scientifically proven that if you don't breathe, you die. Am I full of shit?

Thirdly, don't act like you know all about a subject just to go on to say you don't even need to know it. Then you're no better than religious extremists saying that they're right no matter what is proven or dis-proven.
#10 - it started changing colors on me....the **** 01/25/2013 on How Long Can You Stare 0
#45 - i especially hate the fact that there is a kid no older than 1… 01/25/2013 on So you guys are really... +5
#186 - i like to pretend that i was the first person he spammed. make… 01/25/2013 on The End 0
#89 - Comment deleted 01/25/2013 on Too Soon 0
#1 - i dont quite understand... 01/24/2013 on OC -1
#40 - lol okay then send me a friend request  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Stunning Conclusion +1
User avatar #66 - TardytheTurtle (01/23/2013) [-]
ditto
User avatar #46 - lowlifescarecrow (01/23/2013) [-]
I would also really like to see this.
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