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| Date Signed Up: | 9/04/2009 |
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| #174 - Where are you from, one of my cats is half Maine Coon. His na… | 01/22/2015 on Big Ass Animals | 0 |
| #171 - I would ride that Pig into combat against ISIS. My sister had… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/22/2015 on Big Ass Animals | 0 |
 It pepsi'd. Lack of exercise. You wouldnt ride that shit, you'd have to put it in truck to haul it anywhere. | ||
| #94 - That mom has a litter of a lot more than 3 whiglets... 8, I think. | 01/22/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #93 - Liek dis if u cry evry tiem... one of my favorite reposts! | 01/22/2015 on (untitled) | +5 |
| #195 - Admin is single? Admin gets no glorious vagoo on the reg? | 01/22/2015 on Admin doesn't retire from FJ | 0 |
| #80 - Hey, You only have to pay for it, if they use it.... and if th… | 01/22/2015 on Baby dumping | 0 |
| #72 - I wish I could give yo more thumbs | 01/22/2015 on Baby dumping | 0 |
| #71 - I agree that we should not have to pay for it. But THEY ARE… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/22/2015 on Baby dumping | 0 |
 My point however was that if these responsible people can't even put forth the effort to get $1 condoms to avoid pregnancy and the after effects of it. What possibly makes you think they have the logical thought required to not only obtain the birthcontrol (and keep it refilled) but to also take it every single day or whatever the time period may be. It may be better for teen pregnancy rates, but I would attribute this less to laziness and more to ignorance of how to obtain and when it's available parental force probably causes them to keep on track. I'm under the assumption with adults it's far less effective. I don't want to stop people from being able to fuck, that would be as wrong as them taking my money from my pocket. I would personally like to see a resurgence of the concept of personal responsibility. However, the very fact that almost 40% of the country pays either has zero or negative tax liabilities, and yet we still talk about how our problem is we aren't taxing the rich enough, gives me little hope for this country. #80 -
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| #1 - For joshlol and phanact | 01/21/2015 on Phanact: The Shitty Sequel | 0 |
| #151 - Picture | 01/21/2015 on Joshlol: The Movie | 0 |
| #88 - A lot of people see red and just jump on... [+] (1 new reply) | 01/21/2015 on Follow your dreams... | +1 |
| #79 - For ****** sake, it's a fantasy... like a comedy movie … | 01/21/2015 on Follow your dreams... | 0 |
| #52 - You mean, unless it's a big bank. Then we can be force to pay… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/21/2015 on Baby dumping | 0 |
| "You mean, unless it's a big bank. Then we can be force to pay for the mistakes?" Except I never said that now did I sparky? The bailout of the banks was a bad decision, the auto industry bailout was a bad decision, and any government handing out of money like candy to failing markets are equally bad decisions. " if you offered it free (the "pre-fucky-fucky" time type) it would allow the more responsible people who actually may not be able to afford it, to get it." Or they could...you know...not have sex then? Why is subsidizing their birth control mine or anyone elses fucking problem when they are apparently "responsible people" who would understand if they can't afford birth control or condoms (which are usually $1 per if not less when you buy a box, you seriously can't afford $1 for a quick fuck? You shouldn't be wasting your time having sex then and should get another job if money is so tight you apparently can't spare $1 for a condom.) not to have sex, or to go anal/oral to avoid pregnancy. I agree that we should not have to pay for it. But THEY ARE going to have sex either way... try passing a law to stop that and you will have WW III instantly. Saying "Or they could... you know... not have sex then." Is like saying we can solve all crime by saying "they could... you know... not steal and kill and do bad shit then". THEY GUNNA FUCK whether we pay for the jimmy hats or not. even if you DO make it illegal. THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK!!!! And yes, "I" can afford a few condoms... and "I " do buy my own. However, "I" am not the one having a bunch of welfare rats and spreading herp-agona-syphla-wart-le-aids. Paying for a few (million) $1 dollar condoms is a** fuck ton** cheaper than paying for a bunch of diseases and unwanted vermin! Don't think of it as paying for their fucky time...... think of it as a down payment on preventing them from infecting society. I hate fucking welfare as much as the next guy, if not more... but think about what makes more sense... asking the cockroaches to leave your house, or stopping them from reproducing? My point however was that if these responsible people can't even put forth the effort to get $1 condoms to avoid pregnancy and the after effects of it. What possibly makes you think they have the logical thought required to not only obtain the birthcontrol (and keep it refilled) but to also take it every single day or whatever the time period may be. It may be better for teen pregnancy rates, but I would attribute this less to laziness and more to ignorance of how to obtain and when it's available parental force probably causes them to keep on track. I'm under the assumption with adults it's far less effective. I don't want to stop people from being able to fuck, that would be as wrong as them taking my money from my pocket. I would personally like to see a resurgence of the concept of personal responsibility. However, the very fact that almost 40% of the country pays either has zero or negative tax liabilities, and yet we still talk about how our problem is we aren't taxing the rich enough, gives me little hope for this country. #80 -
scorpidea (01/22/2015) [-] | ||
| #71 - I would love to have a series of things like this set up after… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/21/2015 on Follow your dreams... | +5 |
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| #69 - Wow, does she get wet right before that hammering at the end... | 01/21/2015 on Follow your dreams... | -2 |
| #11 - Picture | 01/21/2015 on Satan's Handbook | 0 |
| #73 - ....so... where do "hot chick farts" fit in there? | 01/20/2015 on What level of music are you? | 0 |
| #37 - Comment deleted | 01/20/2015 on Be Demotivated IV | 0 |
| #25 - how so? | 01/20/2015 on Praise The Lord | 0 |
| #19 - Where else would it land? An aircraft carrier? It is obvious… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/20/2015 on Praise The Lord | -1 |
 In order to be a smart aleck response then it first needs to be smart | ||
| #9 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/20/2015 on Better than pictionary | +1 |
| #52 - The answer to your questions is yes. | 01/20/2015 on People of Walmart Compilation | +1 |
| #23 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 01/20/2015 on Shh. . .it's sleeping | +49 |
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randaxkull (01/21/2015) [-] Thanks. Now everyone knows what an elephant penis looks like. She wants the elephant D. Or maybe already had it, judging by the look on her face. | ||
| #10328538 - Picture | 01/20/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #7 - I got one that said "leave your ship and walk on dry land… | 01/20/2015 on FunnyJunk In Cookie's Fortunes | 0 |
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lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-] Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
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lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-] I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
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lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-] I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
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lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-] Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
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lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-] Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
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scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-] She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
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lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-] pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
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scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-] It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
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anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
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ultimateasshole 
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] Hey there.
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
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ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
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scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
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ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Thats a story and a half.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
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ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
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ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.
So theres that.
So theres that.
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ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
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ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
