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#57 - My wife does it all the time EVERY time she sees a short guy..…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/10/2015 on Fatty vs Manlet 0
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#58 - iforgetwhattosay (11/10/2015) [-]
your wife doesn't sound very friendly.
does she dislike her own country as well? the average height for males is 5'7" there.
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#59 - scorpidea (11/10/2015) [-]
She holds her own country in the highest regard, ignoring anything they might do wrong or writing it off as a misunderstanding or the other side's fault.

And yes, she hate Japanese men under 6 feet tall as well.

I think she only likes me because I have lots of money and she says that I am the only person she has met that wouldn't have killed her by now.
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#66 - Darianvincent (11/10/2015) [-]
>holding the most beta male race to this high of a standard

That's just not fair
#63 - derpinstock (11/10/2015) [-]
Aren't ALL Japanese men under 6ft?
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#64 - scorpidea (11/10/2015) [-]
Hence her marrying a 6'2 Italian-American, moving here, getting abused, divorcing, and then marrying me.
#65 - derpinstock (11/10/2015) [-]
And then claiming her country is amazing lol
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#60 - iforgetwhattosay (11/10/2015) [-]
well if you're happy, good for you.
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#61 - scorpidea (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm happy...
She doesn't cheat (unlike my ex wife) and is generally so miserable to everyone else that they avoid her, despite the fact that she is drop dead gorgeous. But she is always good with me, and will flip the fuck out if anyone ever insults me. We have been together for 8 years... anniversary was 3 days ago... and she is great a saving money, kind of a hoarder in that sense.
But it was kind of awkward for a while... my best friend was a black woman, and she REALLY hates black people... but (quite sadly) my best friend passed away a year ago from a pulmonary embolism.
#72 - ****PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**** When I was 17, I … 11/10/2015 on Cutest shit ever +2
#6 - Who the hell stares for 5 ******* minutes? Do you real… 11/08/2015 on Fridge +3
#13 - I Soooooo hope this is a true story.... 11/07/2015 on Relieve the duck 0
#5 - Just refill the glass and send it back up!  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2015 on When ur stuck but the party... +194
#24 - standingbehindyou (11/05/2015) [-]
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#62 - alleksi (11/05/2015) [-]
The one guy drinking it makes it
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#25 - crazyanimal (11/05/2015) [-]
The guy had to taste his own piss before passing it back up
#30 - thempc (11/05/2015) [-]
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#28 - nikolaier (11/05/2015) [-]
Gotta make sure your have a balanced diet.
#20 - and a ******* 11/04/2015 on 7 gorillas and a lil chimp +4
#2 - 15? 11/04/2015 on test 0
#14 - That house is near where I live. Or at least one that look e… 11/04/2015 on Expectation vs. Reality 0
#136 - He DID say he was really ******* stupid too... 11/04/2015 on Building tension 0
#39 - I was 5'4" at the time. When I was 23, I grew 5 inches … 11/03/2015 on fit woman +1
#24 - I could do that when I was about 20 years old... But I weighed…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2015 on fit woman +1
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#36 - iqequalzero (11/03/2015) [-]
Weighing 105 as a 20 year old dude. You arent tall im guessing?
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#39 - scorpidea (11/03/2015) [-]
I was 5'4" at the time. When I was 23, I grew 5 inches and doubled my weight.
#8 - You must work there too... 11/03/2015 on Job +2
#17 - Appears to be a 2001ish Ford Mustang... American car... most l… 11/03/2015 on Building tension +26
#4 - Not bad....(big pic if you enlarge)  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2015 on its the queen +23
#25 - saladiskilling (11/03/2015) [-]
She was quite a striking woman in her day, but you can still see that same fire in her eyes even now.
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#22 - Hreidmar (11/03/2015) [-]
Oh I enlarged all right.
#6 - purdon (11/03/2015) [-]
I've always wanted to post this. I don't really know why.
#4 - MRW overlooked for a promotion because my leadership experien…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2015 on Job +7
#7 - kingderps (11/03/2015) [-]
hmm, oh yeah I have call of duty to play.
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#8 - scorpidea (11/03/2015) [-]
You must work there too...
#22 - This IS why you take her swimming on the first date... and eve… 11/02/2015 on Takes a narcissist to know... -2
#38 - but... but... he is COMPLETELY unaware of it and thinks he tra… 11/02/2015 on Spook +13
#527 - **scorpidea used "*roll picture*"** **scorpidea rolled image ** 11/02/2015 on roll for FJ's new logo 0
#16 - They will be too busy tearing each other down to even notice you... 10/31/2015 on Jealous Ones Still Envy +4
#41 - Your sister told us everything.... 10/31/2015 on #ScaryStoryIn5Words +3
#24 - Ahhhh... I missed a golden opportunity there... I could have h… 10/31/2015 on 420 search it +6
#42 - Ohhhhhh... I didn't notice that I had the "t" in there...... 10/31/2015 on life haxss +1
#47 - Same thing... but exactly the opposite....?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2015 on i still say soda +1
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#50 - zaxzwim (10/31/2015) [-]
...yeah, that's what i meant thanks
#45 - cold... that can froze and exploded...  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2015 on i still say soda +4
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#46 - zaxzwim (10/31/2015) [-]
same difference
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#47 - scorpidea (10/31/2015) [-]
Same thing... but exactly the opposite....?
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#50 - zaxzwim (10/31/2015) [-]
...yeah, that's what i meant thanks
#12 - Fixed... check times  [+] (7 new replies) 10/31/2015 on 420 search it +171
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#17 - adu (10/31/2015) [-]
You can do this just by changing the time on your computer.
#15 - anon (10/31/2015) [-]
That's really clever, and made me chuckle. Have a thumb
#13 - psyachu (10/31/2015) [-]
Thanks for the clue. I've seen times where someone says "fixed" and doesn't explain SHIT and I'm all like "what the hell did you do?!" MFW trying to figure out someone's hidden fix.
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#16 - natsuthesalamander (10/31/2015) [-]
i have no idea either, i spent a few minutes looking for 4:20 somewhere
#24 - scorpidea (10/31/2015) [-]
Ahhhh... I missed a golden opportunity there... I could have had him go back in time to 4:20...
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#18 - psyachu (10/31/2015) [-]
Oh, no, I was complimenting him on putting that clue in so I could find it. Look at the top time. Says 3:11 PM when the rest say 10-11 PM. Basically saying he went back in time to look up that last one.
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#19 - natsuthesalamander (10/31/2015) [-]
oh shit didnt notice, thx

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User avatar #74 - lightspeedtooslow (06/11/2015) [-]
Flags stack
User avatar #66 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
User avatar #67 to #66 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Wow, even after the talk we had this morning?
User avatar #68 to #67 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
we talked this mor-OH

**** , I have horrible memory
User avatar #69 to #68 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
lol.... np
User avatar #70 to #69 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
User avatar #71 to #70 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
why 29 minutes?
User avatar #72 to #71 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
User avatar #73 to #72 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Oh, better hurry... or tomorrow will be nude day
User avatar #63 - theepicduckfrog (05/03/2015) [-]
hey, wana **** ?
User avatar #64 to #63 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
you are kinda young for me....
User avatar #65 to #64 - theepicduckfrog (05/05/2015) [-]
age is just a number bb
User avatar #32 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Hello friend, how've you been
User avatar #62 to #32 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
WOOHOO! after 5 years first colored text and first admin reply all within a month! LOL
User avatar #33 to #32 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I have been well, and yourself?
User avatar #34 to #33 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
User avatar #35 to #34 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Just got done listening the the wife yell at me about how much she hates the car dealership's owner we were just at...
User avatar #36 to #35 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
haha what? what did he do?
User avatar #37 to #36 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Just being an idiot in general.... Kept trying to tell her ******** reasons she should buy one of his cars as opposed to what she really wanted (which they did not have)...
User avatar #38 to #37 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
User avatar #39 to #38 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
User avatar #40 to #39 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
That does not seam very good
User avatar #41 to #40 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
We actually found one that was almost exactly what she wanted, but she rejected it because she set an odometer limit of 50,000 miles and this one had 50,003.
User avatar #43 to #42 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, this is SOP with her.
User avatar #44 to #43 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
how do you ever get anything done?
User avatar #45 to #44 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
By pissing her off... A LOT.
User avatar #47 to #45 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
again, that doesn't seem very good :/
User avatar #51 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
wooot I just got my first ever colored text!!!!
User avatar #52 to #51 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
very nice
User avatar #54 to #52 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
now to choose a color......
User avatar #55 to #54 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
User avatar #59 to #55 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
now if I can just figure out how to activate it...
User avatar #61 to #59 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
yup, just figured it out
#60 to #59 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
click on it, it's in your items
User avatar #57 to #55 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
green
User avatar #58 to #57 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
dark - #0D850B
light - #2AD327
User avatar #49 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
She is Japanese, and often does not understand the concept of something I am trying to explain, because it doesn't translate cross cultures, and she just assumes it is because I am stupid or something.
User avatar #50 to #49 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
That must be hard to deal with
User avatar #53 to #50 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
User avatar #56 to #53 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
I would lose my mind, idk how you do it
User avatar #48 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
yeah, I got the reference...lol.
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#30 - anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
User avatar #31 to #30 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I agree with you... I was about to move it anyway... It just felt wrong there....
#11 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.   
   
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
Hey there.

I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
My wife hates that I am on here so much... but, hey, you can't escape... I think I logon at least 28 days a moth average.... and have for 5 years... Plus I have a killer alt account username!
User avatar #13 to #12 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.

But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
User avatar #16 to #13 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I can't go on at work... I work for an ISP... and they have FJ blocked....
User avatar #17 to #16 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried changing around the url?
User avatar #18 to #17 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...

I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
User avatar #19 to #18 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Thats a story and a half.

You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
User avatar #23 to #19 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
The funniest though... which happens about once every month or two.. are the people who report their phone isn't currently working... and I call the number and they answer... and still insist that it isn't working, as they talk to me on it.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #20 to #19 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Meh... I am not a big fan of those posts (I skip them)... so I would feel hypocritical posting them.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I am sure there are regulars that are older than me.... there has to be....Please....
User avatar #15 to #14 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.

So theres that.
#29 to #15 - sodapops ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Impossible. I can't be more than 25. 27 at the most. Just because I remember when donkey kong and pac-man was hot **** . *sniff*

All right, you got me. I'm 41. But I don't wanna grow up.
User avatar #22 to #15 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey, my wife and I are looking for a good Horror movie to watch tonight... we have watched most everything out there that's English or Japanese (I am not a weeaboo, she is from Tokyo). Any good Idea's that we may not have heard of?
User avatar #25 to #22 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.

Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
User avatar #26 to #25 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
She likes to be really scared, but no gore. I have exhausted Google, Netflix, amazon prime... I even posted content yesterday asking people on here... though it didn't get many replies, I did write every one of the suggestions down that we hadn't seen.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
User avatar #28 to #27 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah , we like those! She Really likes ghost, demon, possession movies.
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