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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 39 |
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| #57 - My wife does it all the time EVERY time she sees a short guy..… [+] (8 new replies) | 11/10/2015 on Fatty vs Manlet | 0 |
| your wife doesn't sound very friendly. does she dislike her own country as well? the average height for males is 5'7" there. She holds her own country in the highest regard, ignoring anything they might do wrong or writing it off as a misunderstanding or the other side's fault. And yes, she hate Japanese men under 6 feet tall as well. I think she only likes me because I have lots of money and she says that I am the only person she has met that wouldn't have killed her by now. >holding the most beta male race to this high of a standard That's just not fair Yeah, I'm happy... She doesn't cheat (unlike my ex wife) and is generally so miserable to everyone else that they avoid her, despite the fact that she is drop dead gorgeous. But she is always good with me, and will flip the fuck out if anyone ever insults me. We have been together for 8 years... anniversary was 3 days ago... and she is great a saving money, kind of a hoarder in that sense. But it was kind of awkward for a while... my best friend was a black woman, and she REALLY hates black people... but (quite sadly) my best friend passed away a year ago from a pulmonary embolism. | ||
| #72 - ****PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**** When I was 17, I … | 11/10/2015 on Cutest shit ever | +2 |
| #6 - Who the hell stares for 5 ******* minutes? Do you real… | 11/08/2015 on Fridge | +3 |
| #13 - I Soooooo hope this is a true story.... | 11/07/2015 on Relieve the duck | 0 |
| #5 - Just refill the glass and send it back up! [+] (5 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on When ur stuck but the party... | +194 |
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| #20 - and a ******* | 11/04/2015 on 7 gorillas and a lil chimp | +4 |
| #2 - 15? | 11/04/2015 on test | 0 |
| #14 - That house is near where I live. Or at least one that look e… | 11/04/2015 on Expectation vs. Reality | 0 |
| #136 - He DID say he was really ******* stupid too... | 11/04/2015 on Building tension | 0 |
| #39 - I was 5'4" at the time. When I was 23, I grew 5 inches … | 11/03/2015 on fit woman | +1 |
| #24 - I could do that when I was about 20 years old... But I weighed… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/03/2015 on fit woman | +1 |
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| #8 - You must work there too... | 11/03/2015 on Job | +2 |
| #17 - Appears to be a 2001ish Ford Mustang... American car... most l… | 11/03/2015 on Building tension | +26 |
| #4 - Not bad....(big pic if you enlarge) [+] (3 new replies) | 11/03/2015 on its the queen | +23 |
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| #4 - MRW overlooked for a promotion because my leadership experien… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/03/2015 on Job | +7 |
| #22 - This IS why you take her swimming on the first date... and eve… | 11/02/2015 on Takes a narcissist to know... | -2 |
| #38 - but... but... he is COMPLETELY unaware of it and thinks he tra… | 11/02/2015 on Spook | +13 |
| #527 - **scorpidea used "*roll picture*"** **scorpidea rolled image ** | 11/02/2015 on roll for FJ's new logo | 0 |
| #16 - They will be too busy tearing each other down to even notice you... | 10/31/2015 on Jealous Ones Still Envy | +4 |
| #41 - Your sister told us everything.... | 10/31/2015 on #ScaryStoryIn5Words | +3 |
| #24 - Ahhhh... I missed a golden opportunity there... I could have h… | 10/31/2015 on 420 search it | +6 |
| #42 - Ohhhhhh... I didn't notice that I had the "t" in there...... | 10/31/2015 on life haxss | +1 |
| #47 - Same thing... but exactly the opposite....? [+] (1 new reply) | 10/31/2015 on i still say soda | +1 |
| #45 - cold... that can froze and exploded... [+] (3 new replies) | 10/31/2015 on i still say soda | +4 |
| #12 - Fixed... check times [+] (7 new replies) | 10/31/2015 on 420 search it | +171 |
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Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
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anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
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ultimateasshole
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Thats a story and a half.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.
So theres that.
So theres that.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
