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| #44 - A "miniature sun's" gravity would be absolutely no d… | 12/14/2015 on Solar Power problems | +1 |
| #52 - No... he is only 15... I still have him... for now. | 12/14/2015 on darwin awards | 0 |
| #105 - Picture | 12/13/2015 on Caught in a Mosh | 0 |
| #43 - But.... I have a kid... OH WAIT ... That was before I discovered FJ. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on darwin awards | 0 |
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| #220 - I "thumb up" if I find it funny or agree with it. … | 12/12/2015 on Annoying FJer Comp | +1 |
| #370 - There is nothing pretty from Point Pleasant. | 12/11/2015 on What does your face look like? | 0 |
| #344 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 12/11/2015 on What does your face look like? | 0 |
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| #44 - I don't get the last one.... [+] (1 new reply) | 12/09/2015 on Slightly annoying things | 0 |
| You're right, I don't get it either... it's still an Artemis Foul book. | ||
| #241 - I happen to agree with your first statement... HOWEVER... … | 12/09/2015 on "Trump was right" | +7 |
| #47 - I have volumes.... and I don't think they use stage coaches an… | 12/08/2015 on Justice | 0 |
| #488 - If you are in an area where the population is is already almos… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/08/2015 on Politically Incorrect #2 | 0 |
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vvthegreats (12/09/2015) [-] You would. But the mere fact that Sanders has minorities amongst his followers is an improvement over Trumpie over here. | ||
| #39 - 44% of NYC population is white, 100% of Trump rally is white … [+] (3 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Politically Incorrect #2 | +43 |
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vvthegreats (12/09/2015) [-] You would. But the mere fact that Sanders has minorities amongst his followers is an improvement over Trumpie over here. | ||
| #6 - It's like Madonna jumping around on stage now... | 12/07/2015 on Christmas Tree Revenge | 0 |
| #20 - The ever cool "leopon"... | 12/07/2015 on Gattai Hybrids 1 | +7 |
| #9 - The train one... every time.... [+] (16 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Justice | +22 |
| Gross. Who likes colored orcs? At least give me a separate (but equal) computer to store it on. | ||
| #52 - I do... you? | 12/07/2015 on Dildo | 0 |
| #103 - This subject strikes a chord with me... I was only 5'… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/05/2015 on Short guy (5'11) gets... | +2 |
| #94 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 12/05/2015 on Short guy (5'11) gets... | 0 |
| #91 - Not exactly a "source" but a good starting point.... [+] (3 new replies) | 12/05/2015 on Short guy (5'11) gets... | 0 |
| This subject strikes a chord with me... I was only 5'4" until the age of 23, when I went through a late growth spurt and "shot" up to 5'9", ( I also went from 105 lbs to 220 lbs) in 9 months. While I am still not very tall, I no longer get called "peewee" or "pipsqueak" daily. In high school I was in incredibly good shape and was a great runner, even for my size. I was on the schools' cross country team, yet when I did the PE classes' "mile run" and finished in under 6 minutes, the teacher said it was impossible for someone my height to run it that fast, I MUST have skipped a lap... and added 2 minutes to my time. | ||
| #89 - I wish I still had the source... I will google around for it f… | 12/05/2015 on Short guy (5'11) gets... | +1 |
| #12 - Picture | 12/05/2015 on Why Women Should Have Sex... | 0 |
| #8 - It's not just women, when it comes to job promotion, height s… [+] (8 new replies) | 12/05/2015 on Short guy (5'11) gets... | +4 |
| This subject strikes a chord with me... I was only 5'4" until the age of 23, when I went through a late growth spurt and "shot" up to 5'9", ( I also went from 105 lbs to 220 lbs) in 9 months. While I am still not very tall, I no longer get called "peewee" or "pipsqueak" daily. In high school I was in incredibly good shape and was a great runner, even for my size. I was on the schools' cross country team, yet when I did the PE classes' "mile run" and finished in under 6 minutes, the teacher said it was impossible for someone my height to run it that fast, I MUST have skipped a lap... and added 2 minutes to my time. | ||
| #2 - I hope they don't push to hard for a sequel... [+] (1 new reply) | 12/05/2015 on Poop jokes are the shit | +21 |
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Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
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anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
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ultimateasshole
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Thats a story and a half.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.
So theres that.
So theres that.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
