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| Age: | 39 |
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| Date Signed Up: | 9/04/2009 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | Vermont |
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| #50 - For private schools, yes. Public schools are free. And you g… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on Description | 0 |
| i went to a private school for some time and in public school now (senior). Public school, compared to that one private school, is way better. I live in the south so private schools are only for racist parents to send their kids to a black free education environment. I have no problem with black people but my parents did, they were just indifferent on the school part and decided since the public school had better education standards anyways, they'd save the money and let me go to public school. glad they decided to when they did. | ||
| #257 - Picture | 12/18/2015 on get hyped - special... | 0 |
| #17 - Yeah.... group shower right after the game, right? | 12/17/2015 on What's the problem? | 0 |
| #24 - Yup. I just where you are talking about... I was living in tha… | 12/16/2015 on winter in Florida | 0 |
| #8 - Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, etc ..... | 12/16/2015 on Ouija | 0 |
| #19 - My wife is Japanese... ochinchin is one of the things I am for… [+] (10 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Rollin' in the waifus | +1 |
| As far as I know from watching Boku no Pico, a "chin-chin" is a childish japanese word for "penis". | ||
| #18 - You are already dead to me? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Rollin' in the waifus | +1 |
| It's Kenshiro's "catchphrase". He punches some fucker a shitload, says "Omae wa mou shindeiru" then the fucker explodes. | ||
| #312 - **scorpidea used "*roll picture*"** **scorpidea rolled image ** | 12/16/2015 on *roll* for admin's new... | 0 |
| #22 - near the middle school? [+] (2 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on winter in Florida | 0 |
| #20 - Well, as I said... 15 years ago... not exactly sure where you mean... [+] (4 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on winter in Florida | 0 |
| #18 - No **** ? where he live? I used to live on E. Bradley av… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/15/2015 on winter in Florida | 0 |
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| #48 - Give her an FJ account so she can chat with all your other ima… | 12/15/2015 on i think my gf is cheating... | +3 |
| #10 - I used to live in El Cajon... what a **** hole... [+] (8 new replies) | 12/15/2015 on winter in Florida | 0 |
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| #9 - Florida?... I live in Vermont. Yesterday I was doing some yar… | 12/15/2015 on winter in Florida | 0 |
| #9 - now someone needs to leave a cart in front of and behind them.… | 12/15/2015 on 2 fast 2 furious | 0 |
| #77 - Gunshots... not too many, Shrapnel, however, seems to home in… | 12/15/2015 on CEO takes bullet to crotch | 0 |
| #40 - Meh... I was never into that **** ... but the guy she ha… | 12/14/2015 on Based Muslim Mum | +1 |
| #12 - I didn't make this... google "piss crystals"... | 12/14/2015 on someone fucked up | 0 |
| #16 - Wow, I am bad at jokes when I don't read what I typed first...… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/14/2015 on Based Muslim Mum | 0 |
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| #11 - I don't have a tinder account... My wife would not be very hap… | 12/14/2015 on Found Justin Bieber on Tinder | 0 |
| #10 - Would suck if they get hit with the jet wash. | 12/14/2015 on JetPacks | 0 |
| #4 - Another week should do it! | 12/14/2015 on the thirst is real | +8 |
| #9 - Hey...uhm... I live "about" 18 miles from the Univer… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Found Justin Bieber on Tinder | 0 |
| #6 - I am not a radical Muslim... in fact, I do not practice Islam … [+] (9 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Based Muslim Mum | -20 |
| "wtf is this a joke?" - Everybody who thumbed you down on a website called 'funnyjunk' Meh... I was never into that shit... but the guy she had an affair with (while I was in Iraq) was a convicted narcotics dealer, who was kicked out of the Marines for selling meth to a 15 year old girl. I am sure she was fucked up in some way, in public, more than once... #13 -
anon (12/14/2015) [-] that reminds me of a conversation i had today with a coworker. He was a truck driver for a metal appliance company (mainly ventilation, ac and stuff) and he worked like years in the arab world (as a european). Apparently most public stonings are also viewed by "western" folks and most of the time they demand "more blood" What i am trying to tell is you don't have to be a muslim (be it radical or not) to be a fucking lunatic and demand such atrocities and somehow i hear a lot of awful stuff from the mouth of "innocent" people and that kinda makes me mad and ashamed. Wow, I am bad at jokes when I don't read what I typed first... It was supposed to be a marijuana joke, implying her getting arrested for being under it's influence in public... But, now that I have read what I typed... what the fuck was I thinking??? That everyone can read my mind??? | ||
| #17 - Put two mirrors together at a 90 degree angle. Look at your r… | 12/14/2015 on Things that are as deep as... | 0 |
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Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
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anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
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ultimateasshole
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Thats a story and a half.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.
So theres that.
So theres that.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
