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#50 - For private schools, yes. Public schools are free. And you g…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on Description 0
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#72 - assdoreponyfucker (12/18/2015) [-]
i went to a private school for some time and in public school now (senior). Public school, compared to that one private school, is way better. I live in the south so private schools are only for racist parents to send their kids to a black free education environment. I have no problem with black people but my parents did, they were just indifferent on the school part and decided since the public school had better education standards anyways, they'd save the money and let me go to public school. glad they decided to when they did.
#257 - Picture 12/18/2015 on get hyped - special... 0
#17 - Yeah.... group shower right after the game, right? 12/17/2015 on What's the problem? 0
#24 - Yup. I just where you are talking about... I was living in tha… 12/16/2015 on winter in Florida 0
#8 - Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, etc ..... 12/16/2015 on Ouija 0
#19 - My wife is Japanese... ochinchin is one of the things I am for…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Rollin' in the waifus +1
#27 - ygdosst (12/16/2015) [-]
Ochinchin is a term for a little boy's penis.
The whole meme with filthy frank was just a troll attempt to get as many people on the internet recording themselves saying something like "I like little boy's penises" in Japanese.

And hey, it worked.
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#24 - rejakted (12/16/2015) [-]
You're forbidden to say? By her?
Why?
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#25 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
chin chin means penis.
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#48 - rejakted (12/16/2015) [-]
I know what it means.
Was asking why he (read: his wife) is forbidden from saying it.
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#50 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
because it's lewd?
#51 - rejakted (12/16/2015) [-]
But then how do they enjoy sex?
Somebody's gotta shout ONII-CHIN WA SUGOI DESU~, mane.
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#52 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
consenting sex between two adults who are in a loving, marital relationship is so lewd that it's not lewd anymore bruh.
#53 - rejakted (12/16/2015) [-]
Just what has the world come to!?
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#54 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
I bet the sluts hold hands
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#21 - motherfuckingkenji (12/16/2015) [-]
As far as I know from watching Boku no Pico, a "chin-chin" is a childish japanese word for "penis".
#18 - You are already dead to me?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Rollin' in the waifus +1
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#22 - motherfuckingkenji (12/16/2015) [-]
It's Kenshiro's "catchphrase". He punches some fucker a shitload, says "Omae wa mou shindeiru" then the fucker explodes.
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#26 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
yes. it means "you don't know it but you're already dead."
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#41 - emiyashirou (12/16/2015) [-]
It just means "You are already dead."
#312 - **scorpidea used "*roll picture*"** **scorpidea rolled image ** 12/16/2015 on *roll* for admin's new... 0
#22 - near the middle school?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2015 on winter in Florida 0
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#23 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah but closer to the freeway
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#24 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
Yup. I just where you are talking about... I was living in that ass sandwich of a city while I was going through my divorce and custody battle.
#20 - Well, as I said... 15 years ago... not exactly sure where you mean...  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2015 on winter in Florida 0
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#21 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
a little side street off of east madison on graves
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#22 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
near the middle school?
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#23 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah but closer to the freeway
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#24 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
Yup. I just where you are talking about... I was living in that ass sandwich of a city while I was going through my divorce and custody battle.
#18 - No **** ? where he live? I used to live on E. Bradley av…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2015 on winter in Florida 0
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#19 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
i forgot the street name,but its around the corner from the shell gas off the freeway entrance.
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#20 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
Well, as I said... 15 years ago... not exactly sure where you mean...
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#21 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
a little side street off of east madison on graves
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#22 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
near the middle school?
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#23 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah but closer to the freeway
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#24 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
Yup. I just where you are talking about... I was living in that ass sandwich of a city while I was going through my divorce and custody battle.
#48 - Give her an FJ account so she can chat with all your other ima… 12/15/2015 on i think my gf is cheating... +3
#10 - I used to live in El Cajon... what a **** hole...  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2015 on winter in Florida 0
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#12 - indeef (12/15/2015) [-]
yeah el cajon is a shit hole, i try to go there as little as possible, but it sucks cuz thats where my best friend lives
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#18 - scorpidea (12/15/2015) [-]
No shit? where he live? I used to live on E. Bradley ave. I know just about the whole city... I used to deliver for the pizza hut right of Broadway and Graves... but shit... that was 15 years ago!
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#19 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
i forgot the street name,but its around the corner from the shell gas off the freeway entrance.
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#20 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
Well, as I said... 15 years ago... not exactly sure where you mean...
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#21 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
a little side street off of east madison on graves
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#22 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
near the middle school?
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#23 - indeef (12/16/2015) [-]
yeah but closer to the freeway
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#24 - scorpidea (12/16/2015) [-]
Yup. I just where you are talking about... I was living in that ass sandwich of a city while I was going through my divorce and custody battle.
#9 - Florida?... I live in Vermont. Yesterday I was doing some yar… 12/15/2015 on winter in Florida 0
#9 - now someone needs to leave a cart in front of and behind them.… 12/15/2015 on 2 fast 2 furious 0
#77 - Gunshots... not too many, Shrapnel, however, seems to home in… 12/15/2015 on CEO takes bullet to crotch 0
#40 - Meh... I was never into that **** ... but the guy she ha… 12/14/2015 on Based Muslim Mum +1
#12 - I didn't make this... google "piss crystals"... 12/14/2015 on someone fucked up 0
#16 - Wow, I am bad at jokes when I don't read what I typed first...…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Based Muslim Mum 0
#22 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
QUICK! BACKPEDAL!
#11 - I don't have a tinder account... My wife would not be very hap… 12/14/2015 on Found Justin Bieber on Tinder 0
#10 - Would suck if they get hit with the jet wash. 12/14/2015 on JetPacks 0
#4 - Another week should do it! 12/14/2015 on the thirst is real +8
#9 - Hey...uhm... I live "about" 18 miles from the Univer…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Found Justin Bieber on Tinder 0
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#10 - HappyBus (12/14/2015) [-]
you should go find Abby
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#11 - scorpidea (12/14/2015) [-]
I don't have a tinder account... My wife would not be very happy if I did...
#6 - I am not a radical Muslim... in fact, I do not practice Islam …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Based Muslim Mum -20
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#81 - JonathanNowFuckYou (12/15/2015) [-]
"wtf is this a joke?"

- Everybody who thumbed you down on a website called 'funnyjunk'
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#57 - hapasan (12/14/2015) [-]
Well I thought it was funny.
I shall sail the red thumb sea with you.
Oh captain my captain.
Man, people sure love bandwagons.
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#50 - vivjames (12/14/2015) [-]
No wonder she cheated on you.
#38 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
You yourself should be stoned, lad.
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#40 - scorpidea (12/14/2015) [-]
Meh... I was never into that shit... but the guy she had an affair with (while I was in Iraq) was a convicted narcotics dealer, who was kicked out of the Marines for selling meth to a 15 year old girl. I am sure she was fucked up in some way, in public, more than once...
#25 - toostonedtopost (12/14/2015) [-]
You are the problem bro.

Muslim, Islam, or otherwise.
#13 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
that reminds me of a conversation i had today with a coworker.
He was a truck driver for a metal appliance company (mainly ventilation, ac and stuff) and he worked like years in the arab world (as a european).
Apparently most public stonings are also viewed by "western" folks and most of the time they demand "more blood"

What i am trying to tell is you don't have to be a muslim (be it radical or not) to be a fucking lunatic and demand such atrocities and somehow i hear a lot of awful stuff from the mouth of "innocent" people and that kinda makes me mad and ashamed.
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#16 - scorpidea (12/14/2015) [-]
Wow, I am bad at jokes when I don't read what I typed first... It was supposed to be a marijuana joke, implying her getting arrested for being under it's influence in public...

But, now that I have read what I typed... what the fuck was I thinking??? That everyone can read my mind???
#22 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
QUICK! BACKPEDAL!
#17 - Put two mirrors together at a 90 degree angle. Look at your r… 12/14/2015 on Things that are as deep as... 0

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User avatar #74 - lightspeedtooslow (06/11/2015) [-]
Flags stack
User avatar #66 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
User avatar #67 to #66 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Wow, even after the talk we had this morning?
User avatar #68 to #67 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
we talked this mor-OH

**** , I have horrible memory
User avatar #69 to #68 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
lol.... np
User avatar #70 to #69 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
User avatar #71 to #70 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
why 29 minutes?
User avatar #72 to #71 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
User avatar #73 to #72 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Oh, better hurry... or tomorrow will be nude day
User avatar #63 - theepicduckfrog (05/03/2015) [-]
hey, wana **** ?
User avatar #64 to #63 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
you are kinda young for me....
User avatar #65 to #64 - theepicduckfrog (05/05/2015) [-]
age is just a number bb
User avatar #32 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Hello friend, how've you been
User avatar #62 to #32 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
WOOHOO! after 5 years first colored text and first admin reply all within a month! LOL
User avatar #33 to #32 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I have been well, and yourself?
User avatar #34 to #33 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
User avatar #35 to #34 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Just got done listening the the wife yell at me about how much she hates the car dealership's owner we were just at...
User avatar #36 to #35 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
haha what? what did he do?
User avatar #37 to #36 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Just being an idiot in general.... Kept trying to tell her ******** reasons she should buy one of his cars as opposed to what she really wanted (which they did not have)...
User avatar #38 to #37 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
User avatar #39 to #38 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
User avatar #40 to #39 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
That does not seam very good
User avatar #41 to #40 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
We actually found one that was almost exactly what she wanted, but she rejected it because she set an odometer limit of 50,000 miles and this one had 50,003.
User avatar #43 to #42 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, this is SOP with her.
User avatar #44 to #43 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
how do you ever get anything done?
User avatar #45 to #44 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
By pissing her off... A LOT.
User avatar #47 to #45 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
again, that doesn't seem very good :/
User avatar #51 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
wooot I just got my first ever colored text!!!!
User avatar #52 to #51 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
very nice
User avatar #54 to #52 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
now to choose a color......
User avatar #55 to #54 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
User avatar #59 to #55 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
now if I can just figure out how to activate it...
User avatar #61 to #59 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
yup, just figured it out
#60 to #59 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
click on it, it's in your items
User avatar #57 to #55 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
green
User avatar #58 to #57 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
dark - #0D850B
light - #2AD327
User avatar #49 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
She is Japanese, and often does not understand the concept of something I am trying to explain, because it doesn't translate cross cultures, and she just assumes it is because I am stupid or something.
User avatar #50 to #49 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
That must be hard to deal with
User avatar #53 to #50 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
User avatar #56 to #53 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
I would lose my mind, idk how you do it
User avatar #48 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
yeah, I got the reference...lol.
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#30 - anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
User avatar #31 to #30 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I agree with you... I was about to move it anyway... It just felt wrong there....
#11 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.   
   
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
Hey there.

I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
My wife hates that I am on here so much... but, hey, you can't escape... I think I logon at least 28 days a moth average.... and have for 5 years... Plus I have a killer alt account username!
User avatar #13 to #12 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.

But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
User avatar #16 to #13 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I can't go on at work... I work for an ISP... and they have FJ blocked....
User avatar #17 to #16 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried changing around the url?
User avatar #18 to #17 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...

I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
User avatar #19 to #18 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Thats a story and a half.

You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
User avatar #23 to #19 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
The funniest though... which happens about once every month or two.. are the people who report their phone isn't currently working... and I call the number and they answer... and still insist that it isn't working, as they talk to me on it.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #20 to #19 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Meh... I am not a big fan of those posts (I skip them)... so I would feel hypocritical posting them.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I am sure there are regulars that are older than me.... there has to be....Please....
User avatar #15 to #14 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.

So theres that.
#29 to #15 - sodapops ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Impossible. I can't be more than 25. 27 at the most. Just because I remember when donkey kong and pac-man was hot **** . *sniff*

All right, you got me. I'm 41. But I don't wanna grow up.
User avatar #22 to #15 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey, my wife and I are looking for a good Horror movie to watch tonight... we have watched most everything out there that's English or Japanese (I am not a weeaboo, she is from Tokyo). Any good Idea's that we may not have heard of?
User avatar #25 to #22 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.

Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
User avatar #26 to #25 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
She likes to be really scared, but no gore. I have exhausted Google, Netflix, amazon prime... I even posted content yesterday asking people on here... though it didn't get many replies, I did write every one of the suggestions down that we hadn't seen.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
User avatar #28 to #27 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah , we like those! She Really likes ghost, demon, possession movies.
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