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#42 - BANGKOK!! 08/21/2015 on Clinton 0
#19 - Ok, what is your point...  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on style points count towards... 0
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#22 - caucasianblackbear (08/21/2015) [-]
He's great, don't get me wrong, but he is also about the most unclutch pitcher in all of baseball. When the games really matter, he chokes big-time.
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#23 - scorpidea (08/21/2015) [-]
I still say not a big enough sample... He has had 3 bad innings, in 3 big games. And if you consider that the Cardinals were other teams hacking computers systems around that time... they might have had a little insider information to help them those years...
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#24 - caucasianblackbear (08/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm no fan of the Cardinals, but I don't think that argument would hold up anywhere. lol Baseball is a game of adjustments. You don't adjust, you lose.
#18 - Best curve ball in game, one of the top 3 sliders... … 08/21/2015 on style points count towards... 0
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#8 - Sadly, the relief pitchers lost that game for him in extra innings.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2015 on style points count towards... 0
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#7 - He easily threw him out at first. 08/20/2015 on style points count towards... 0
#1 - Just one more reason why he is the best pitcher in the game.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/20/2015 on style points count towards... -1
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#15 - imashitbricks (08/21/2015) [-]
>Best pitcher in the game
>Can barely get his fastball up to 95mph

KEK.

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#18 - scorpidea (08/21/2015) [-]
Best curve ball in game, one of the top 3 sliders...

Fastball is the least effective strikeout pitch, and most often hit for home run pitch for any pitcher...
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#10 - caucasianblackbear (08/21/2015) [-]
He was awful at the beginning of the season.
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#19 - scorpidea (08/21/2015) [-]
Ok, what is your point...
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#22 - caucasianblackbear (08/21/2015) [-]
He's great, don't get me wrong, but he is also about the most unclutch pitcher in all of baseball. When the games really matter, he chokes big-time.
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#23 - scorpidea (08/21/2015) [-]
I still say not a big enough sample... He has had 3 bad innings, in 3 big games. And if you consider that the Cardinals were other teams hacking computers systems around that time... they might have had a little insider information to help them those years...
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#24 - caucasianblackbear (08/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm no fan of the Cardinals, but I don't think that argument would hold up anywhere. lol Baseball is a game of adjustments. You don't adjust, you lose.
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#2 - thewizardsage (08/20/2015) [-]
But he isn't. Hes number 7.
#492 - Ok, I wasn't trying to pick sides... I even said that I wouldn…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused 0
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#493 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
"I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic"

See, now you're starting to annoy me.That is a demonstrably false statement.
I clearly just showed you a video of him stating his position and his voting record and official stance is clearly supportive of an AWB.

His official position isn't rhetoric. I'm looking at his voting record and his actual words that you just saw him say, as well as his official statement on his website. ( www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sanders-votes-for-background-checks-assault-weapons-ban )

You're trying to refute all of that because of something you supposedly heard him say 5 years ago, so don't talk to me about rhetoric and thinking for yourself. You need to accept facts when they're presented to you instead of trying to spin everything. It's pretty pathetic.
#490 - I never claimed to like him, or even that I would vote for him…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused 0
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#491 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
He said it himself in public multiple times, and he publicly supports and votes for the AWB. Sorry, but that supersedes whatever he told supposedly told you 5 years ago.

This isn't rocket science, and if you have to spin your candidates positions maybe you shouldn't be supporting him.
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#492 - scorpidea (08/19/2015) [-]
Ok, I wasn't trying to pick sides... I even said that I wouldn't even likely vote for him, I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic. I am not spinning anything and I never said he was my candidate.

(YOU'RE) the one that can't look past the rhetoric.
Pretty (GAY) of you, I think.
It's too bad you are just as unable to think for yourself as those blindly following him...(LOL)
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#493 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
"I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic"

See, now you're starting to annoy me.That is a demonstrably false statement.
I clearly just showed you a video of him stating his position and his voting record and official stance is clearly supportive of an AWB.

His official position isn't rhetoric. I'm looking at his voting record and his actual words that you just saw him say, as well as his official statement on his website. ( www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sanders-votes-for-background-checks-assault-weapons-ban )

You're trying to refute all of that because of something you supposedly heard him say 5 years ago, so don't talk to me about rhetoric and thinking for yourself. You need to accept facts when they're presented to you instead of trying to spin everything. It's pretty pathetic.
#472 - Even in this doesn't say he would ban all guns "not used …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused 0
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#475 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
Well if you wanna spin it like that any gun can be used for hunting. Full auto can be used for hunting. In fact any gun can be used to kill someone. If that was his whole argument he wouldn't want to ban any guns.

It's pretty obvious he was referring to any gun besides the stereotypical hunting rifle.

The idea that he was referring to full autos makes no sense as full autos are basically never used in a crime and in this interview they're talking about a "massacre" committed by a semi auto handgun. He even opens up the interview by saying he wants to ban "assault weapons" and wanting to close the non existent "gun show loophole".

Why is it that with Bernie we can never take what he says at face value, why do we have to try to spin everything he says into something less retarded.

His positions are in line with 92% of hilaries. People only like him because of internet may mays and the fact that he self describes as a socialist. It's bullshit.
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#490 - scorpidea (08/19/2015) [-]
I never claimed to like him, or even that I would vote for him. I just know that I have talked to him about it, in person (albeit over 5 years ago), and the way that YOU and the media are portraying it, differs from the way he explained himself to me.
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#491 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
He said it himself in public multiple times, and he publicly supports and votes for the AWB. Sorry, but that supersedes whatever he told supposedly told you 5 years ago.

This isn't rocket science, and if you have to spin your candidates positions maybe you shouldn't be supporting him.
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#492 - scorpidea (08/19/2015) [-]
Ok, I wasn't trying to pick sides... I even said that I wouldn't even likely vote for him, I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic. I am not spinning anything and I never said he was my candidate.

(YOU'RE) the one that can't look past the rhetoric.
Pretty (GAY) of you, I think.
It's too bad you are just as unable to think for yourself as those blindly following him...(LOL)
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#493 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
"I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic"

See, now you're starting to annoy me.That is a demonstrably false statement.
I clearly just showed you a video of him stating his position and his voting record and official stance is clearly supportive of an AWB.

His official position isn't rhetoric. I'm looking at his voting record and his actual words that you just saw him say, as well as his official statement on his website. ( www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sanders-votes-for-background-checks-assault-weapons-ban )

You're trying to refute all of that because of something you supposedly heard him say 5 years ago, so don't talk to me about rhetoric and thinking for yourself. You need to accept facts when they're presented to you instead of trying to spin everything. It's pretty pathetic.
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#286 - Try citing a better source for the gun control thing. …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Bernie is not amused +3
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#430 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_62eU2P2W2M

theres the video of him saying it, starts at 40 seconds

the fact is I know more about bernie than 99% of the fj mongos supporting him
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#472 - scorpidea (08/19/2015) [-]
Even in this doesn't say he would ban all guns "not used for hunting"... he says guns used exclusively to kill people (and not for hunting. That is a VERY open definition, to be sure. But, I have a AR-15 and 92-fs , that I use to kill groundhogs digging up my yard. I also have an SKS that I have used deer hunting. He never seemed to have a problem with those. He is, "I" believe, referring to guns like fully automatic shotguns, uzi's and such. Even in a state with almost NO gun control laws, we have VERY few of those to begin with.
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#475 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
Well if you wanna spin it like that any gun can be used for hunting. Full auto can be used for hunting. In fact any gun can be used to kill someone. If that was his whole argument he wouldn't want to ban any guns.

It's pretty obvious he was referring to any gun besides the stereotypical hunting rifle.

The idea that he was referring to full autos makes no sense as full autos are basically never used in a crime and in this interview they're talking about a "massacre" committed by a semi auto handgun. He even opens up the interview by saying he wants to ban "assault weapons" and wanting to close the non existent "gun show loophole".

Why is it that with Bernie we can never take what he says at face value, why do we have to try to spin everything he says into something less retarded.

His positions are in line with 92% of hilaries. People only like him because of internet may mays and the fact that he self describes as a socialist. It's bullshit.
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#490 - scorpidea (08/19/2015) [-]
I never claimed to like him, or even that I would vote for him. I just know that I have talked to him about it, in person (albeit over 5 years ago), and the way that YOU and the media are portraying it, differs from the way he explained himself to me.
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#491 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
He said it himself in public multiple times, and he publicly supports and votes for the AWB. Sorry, but that supersedes whatever he told supposedly told you 5 years ago.

This isn't rocket science, and if you have to spin your candidates positions maybe you shouldn't be supporting him.
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#492 - scorpidea (08/19/2015) [-]
Ok, I wasn't trying to pick sides... I even said that I wouldn't even likely vote for him, I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic. I am not spinning anything and I never said he was my candidate.

(YOU'RE) the one that can't look past the rhetoric.
Pretty (GAY) of you, I think.
It's too bad you are just as unable to think for yourself as those blindly following him...(LOL)
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#493 - youregaylol (08/19/2015) [-]
"I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic"

See, now you're starting to annoy me.That is a demonstrably false statement.
I clearly just showed you a video of him stating his position and his voting record and official stance is clearly supportive of an AWB.

His official position isn't rhetoric. I'm looking at his voting record and his actual words that you just saw him say, as well as his official statement on his website. ( www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sanders-votes-for-background-checks-assault-weapons-ban )

You're trying to refute all of that because of something you supposedly heard him say 5 years ago, so don't talk to me about rhetoric and thinking for yourself. You need to accept facts when they're presented to you instead of trying to spin everything. It's pretty pathetic.
#24 - And yes, I know I wasn't the first to post it! 08/18/2015 on Darth Smartass 0
#23 - Damn, I first posted this in 2011... got like 71 thumbs... n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2015 on Darth Smartass 0
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#24 - scorpidea (08/18/2015) [-]
And yes, I know I wasn't the first to post it!
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#27 - Nothin' like a good, old fashioned ( **** those ****… 08/18/2015 on Writing is an art +8
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#330 - froot (08/17/2015) [-]
Palest foundation by literally every makeup company is too dark for me.
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User avatar #74 - lightspeedtooslow (06/11/2015) [-]
Flags stack
User avatar #66 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
User avatar #67 to #66 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Wow, even after the talk we had this morning?
User avatar #68 to #67 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
we talked this mor-OH

**** , I have horrible memory
User avatar #69 to #68 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
lol.... np
User avatar #70 to #69 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
User avatar #71 to #70 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
why 29 minutes?
User avatar #72 to #71 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
User avatar #73 to #72 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Oh, better hurry... or tomorrow will be nude day
User avatar #63 - theepicduckfrog (05/03/2015) [-]
hey, wana **** ?
User avatar #64 to #63 - scorpidea ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
you are kinda young for me....
User avatar #65 to #64 - theepicduckfrog (05/05/2015) [-]
age is just a number bb
User avatar #32 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Hello friend, how've you been
User avatar #62 to #32 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
WOOHOO! after 5 years first colored text and first admin reply all within a month! LOL
User avatar #33 to #32 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I have been well, and yourself?
User avatar #34 to #33 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
User avatar #35 to #34 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Just got done listening the the wife yell at me about how much she hates the car dealership's owner we were just at...
User avatar #36 to #35 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
haha what? what did he do?
User avatar #37 to #36 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Just being an idiot in general.... Kept trying to tell her ******** reasons she should buy one of his cars as opposed to what she really wanted (which they did not have)...
User avatar #38 to #37 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
User avatar #39 to #38 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
User avatar #40 to #39 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
That does not seam very good
User avatar #41 to #40 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
We actually found one that was almost exactly what she wanted, but she rejected it because she set an odometer limit of 50,000 miles and this one had 50,003.
User avatar #43 to #42 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, this is SOP with her.
User avatar #44 to #43 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
how do you ever get anything done?
User avatar #45 to #44 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
By pissing her off... A LOT.
User avatar #47 to #45 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
again, that doesn't seem very good :/
User avatar #51 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
wooot I just got my first ever colored text!!!!
User avatar #52 to #51 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
very nice
User avatar #54 to #52 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
now to choose a color......
User avatar #55 to #54 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
User avatar #59 to #55 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
now if I can just figure out how to activate it...
User avatar #61 to #59 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
yup, just figured it out
#60 to #59 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
click on it, it's in your items
User avatar #57 to #55 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
green
User avatar #58 to #57 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
dark - #0D850B
light - #2AD327
User avatar #49 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
She is Japanese, and often does not understand the concept of something I am trying to explain, because it doesn't translate cross cultures, and she just assumes it is because I am stupid or something.
User avatar #50 to #49 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
That must be hard to deal with
User avatar #53 to #50 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
User avatar #56 to #53 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
I would lose my mind, idk how you do it
User avatar #48 to #47 - scorpidea ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
yeah, I got the reference...lol.
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#30 - anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
User avatar #31 to #30 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I agree with you... I was about to move it anyway... It just felt wrong there....
#11 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.   
   
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
Hey there.

I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
My wife hates that I am on here so much... but, hey, you can't escape... I think I logon at least 28 days a moth average.... and have for 5 years... Plus I have a killer alt account username!
User avatar #13 to #12 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.

But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
User avatar #16 to #13 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I can't go on at work... I work for an ISP... and they have FJ blocked....
User avatar #17 to #16 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried changing around the url?
User avatar #18 to #17 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...

I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
User avatar #19 to #18 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Thats a story and a half.

You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
User avatar #23 to #19 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
The funniest though... which happens about once every month or two.. are the people who report their phone isn't currently working... and I call the number and they answer... and still insist that it isn't working, as they talk to me on it.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #20 to #19 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Meh... I am not a big fan of those posts (I skip them)... so I would feel hypocritical posting them.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I am sure there are regulars that are older than me.... there has to be....Please....
User avatar #15 to #14 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.

So theres that.
#29 to #15 - sodapops ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Impossible. I can't be more than 25. 27 at the most. Just because I remember when donkey kong and pac-man was hot **** . *sniff*

All right, you got me. I'm 41. But I don't wanna grow up.
User avatar #22 to #15 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey, my wife and I are looking for a good Horror movie to watch tonight... we have watched most everything out there that's English or Japanese (I am not a weeaboo, she is from Tokyo). Any good Idea's that we may not have heard of?
User avatar #25 to #22 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.

Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
User avatar #26 to #25 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
She likes to be really scared, but no gore. I have exhausted Google, Netflix, amazon prime... I even posted content yesterday asking people on here... though it didn't get many replies, I did write every one of the suggestions down that we hadn't seen.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
User avatar #28 to #27 - scorpidea ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah , we like those! She Really likes ghost, demon, possession movies.
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