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| #42 - BANGKOK!! | 08/21/2015 on Clinton | 0 |
| #19 - Ok, what is your point... [+] (3 new replies) | 08/21/2015 on style points count towards... | 0 |
| He's great, don't get me wrong, but he is also about the most unclutch pitcher in all of baseball. When the games really matter, he chokes big-time. Yeah, I'm no fan of the Cardinals, but I don't think that argument would hold up anywhere. lol Baseball is a game of adjustments. You don't adjust, you lose. | ||
| #18 - Best curve ball in game, one of the top 3 sliders... … | 08/21/2015 on style points count towards... | 0 |
| #61 - Picture | 08/20/2015 on but why | +2 |
| #8 - Sadly, the relief pitchers lost that game for him in extra innings. [+] (1 new reply) | 08/20/2015 on style points count towards... | 0 |
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| #7 - He easily threw him out at first. | 08/20/2015 on style points count towards... | 0 |
| #1 - Just one more reason why he is the best pitcher in the game. [+] (8 new replies) | 08/20/2015 on style points count towards... | -1 |
| >Best pitcher in the game >Can barely get his fastball up to 95mph KEK. He's great, don't get me wrong, but he is also about the most unclutch pitcher in all of baseball. When the games really matter, he chokes big-time. Yeah, I'm no fan of the Cardinals, but I don't think that argument would hold up anywhere. lol Baseball is a game of adjustments. You don't adjust, you lose. | ||
| #492 - Ok, I wasn't trying to pick sides... I even said that I wouldn… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused | 0 |
| "I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic" See, now you're starting to annoy me.That is a demonstrably false statement. I clearly just showed you a video of him stating his position and his voting record and official stance is clearly supportive of an AWB. His official position isn't rhetoric. I'm looking at his voting record and his actual words that you just saw him say, as well as his official statement on his website. ( www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sanders-votes-for-background-checks-assault-weapons-ban ) You're trying to refute all of that because of something you supposedly heard him say 5 years ago, so don't talk to me about rhetoric and thinking for yourself. You need to accept facts when they're presented to you instead of trying to spin everything. It's pretty pathetic. | ||
| #490 - I never claimed to like him, or even that I would vote for him… [+] (3 new replies) | 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused | 0 |
| He said it himself in public multiple times, and he publicly supports and votes for the AWB. Sorry, but that supersedes whatever he told supposedly told you 5 years ago. This isn't rocket science, and if you have to spin your candidates positions maybe you shouldn't be supporting him. Ok, I wasn't trying to pick sides... I even said that I wouldn't even likely vote for him, I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic. I am not spinning anything and I never said he was my candidate. (YOU'RE) the one that can't look past the rhetoric. Pretty (GAY) of you, I think. It's too bad you are just as unable to think for yourself as those blindly following him...(LOL) "I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic" See, now you're starting to annoy me.That is a demonstrably false statement. I clearly just showed you a video of him stating his position and his voting record and official stance is clearly supportive of an AWB. His official position isn't rhetoric. I'm looking at his voting record and his actual words that you just saw him say, as well as his official statement on his website. ( www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sanders-votes-for-background-checks-assault-weapons-ban ) You're trying to refute all of that because of something you supposedly heard him say 5 years ago, so don't talk to me about rhetoric and thinking for yourself. You need to accept facts when they're presented to you instead of trying to spin everything. It's pretty pathetic. | ||
| #472 - Even in this doesn't say he would ban all guns "not used … [+] (5 new replies) | 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused | 0 |
| Well if you wanna spin it like that any gun can be used for hunting. Full auto can be used for hunting. In fact any gun can be used to kill someone. If that was his whole argument he wouldn't want to ban any guns. It's pretty obvious he was referring to any gun besides the stereotypical hunting rifle. The idea that he was referring to full autos makes no sense as full autos are basically never used in a crime and in this interview they're talking about a "massacre" committed by a semi auto handgun. He even opens up the interview by saying he wants to ban "assault weapons" and wanting to close the non existent "gun show loophole". Why is it that with Bernie we can never take what he says at face value, why do we have to try to spin everything he says into something less retarded. His positions are in line with 92% of hilaries. People only like him because of internet may mays and the fact that he self describes as a socialist. It's bullshit. He said it himself in public multiple times, and he publicly supports and votes for the AWB. Sorry, but that supersedes whatever he told supposedly told you 5 years ago. This isn't rocket science, and if you have to spin your candidates positions maybe you shouldn't be supporting him. Ok, I wasn't trying to pick sides... I even said that I wouldn't even likely vote for him, I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic. I am not spinning anything and I never said he was my candidate. (YOU'RE) the one that can't look past the rhetoric. Pretty (GAY) of you, I think. It's too bad you are just as unable to think for yourself as those blindly following him...(LOL) "I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic" See, now you're starting to annoy me.That is a demonstrably false statement. I clearly just showed you a video of him stating his position and his voting record and official stance is clearly supportive of an AWB. His official position isn't rhetoric. I'm looking at his voting record and his actual words that you just saw him say, as well as his official statement on his website. ( www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sanders-votes-for-background-checks-assault-weapons-ban ) You're trying to refute all of that because of something you supposedly heard him say 5 years ago, so don't talk to me about rhetoric and thinking for yourself. You need to accept facts when they're presented to you instead of trying to spin everything. It's pretty pathetic. | ||
| #1 - Picture | 08/19/2015 on My First Omegle RP | 0 |
| #1 - more more more MOOOOOORE | 08/18/2015 on When the Catnip kicks in | 0 |
| #286 - Try citing a better source for the gun control thing. … [+] (7 new replies) | 08/18/2015 on Bernie is not amused | +3 |
| www.youtube.com/watch?v=_62eU2P2W2M theres the video of him saying it, starts at 40 seconds the fact is I know more about bernie than 99% of the fj mongos supporting him Even in this doesn't say he would ban all guns "not used for hunting"... he says guns used exclusively to kill people (and not for hunting. That is a VERY open definition, to be sure. But, I have a AR-15 and 92-fs , that I use to kill groundhogs digging up my yard. I also have an SKS that I have used deer hunting. He never seemed to have a problem with those. He is, "I" believe, referring to guns like fully automatic shotguns, uzi's and such. Even in a state with almost NO gun control laws, we have VERY few of those to begin with. Well if you wanna spin it like that any gun can be used for hunting. Full auto can be used for hunting. In fact any gun can be used to kill someone. If that was his whole argument he wouldn't want to ban any guns. It's pretty obvious he was referring to any gun besides the stereotypical hunting rifle. The idea that he was referring to full autos makes no sense as full autos are basically never used in a crime and in this interview they're talking about a "massacre" committed by a semi auto handgun. He even opens up the interview by saying he wants to ban "assault weapons" and wanting to close the non existent "gun show loophole". Why is it that with Bernie we can never take what he says at face value, why do we have to try to spin everything he says into something less retarded. His positions are in line with 92% of hilaries. People only like him because of internet may mays and the fact that he self describes as a socialist. It's bullshit. He said it himself in public multiple times, and he publicly supports and votes for the AWB. Sorry, but that supersedes whatever he told supposedly told you 5 years ago. This isn't rocket science, and if you have to spin your candidates positions maybe you shouldn't be supporting him. Ok, I wasn't trying to pick sides... I even said that I wouldn't even likely vote for him, I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic. I am not spinning anything and I never said he was my candidate. (YOU'RE) the one that can't look past the rhetoric. Pretty (GAY) of you, I think. It's too bad you are just as unable to think for yourself as those blindly following him...(LOL) "I was just stating that what you are portraying is not what he said on one topic" See, now you're starting to annoy me.That is a demonstrably false statement. I clearly just showed you a video of him stating his position and his voting record and official stance is clearly supportive of an AWB. His official position isn't rhetoric. I'm looking at his voting record and his actual words that you just saw him say, as well as his official statement on his website. ( www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sanders-votes-for-background-checks-assault-weapons-ban ) You're trying to refute all of that because of something you supposedly heard him say 5 years ago, so don't talk to me about rhetoric and thinking for yourself. You need to accept facts when they're presented to you instead of trying to spin everything. It's pretty pathetic. | ||
| #24 - And yes, I know I wasn't the first to post it! | 08/18/2015 on Darth Smartass | 0 |
| #23 - Damn, I first posted this in 2011... got like 71 thumbs... n… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/18/2015 on Darth Smartass | 0 |
| #66 - Is this at Pico? | 08/18/2015 on Alpine Slides | 0 |
| #27 - Nothin' like a good, old fashioned ( **** those ****… | 08/18/2015 on Writing is an art | +8 |
| #291 - No worries... not like anyone on here has a brain anyway... | 08/18/2015 on ... | +1 |
| #43 - Pale is fine... My arms, face and neck are so dark I look Hisp… | 08/17/2015 on froot's profile | 0 |
| #331 - Picture | 08/17/2015 on Roast me | +3 |
| #327 - How would you know a real burn? You look like you have seen l… [+] (2 new replies) | 08/17/2015 on Roast me | +18 |
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| #319 - Picture | 08/17/2015 on Roast me | +1 |
| #85 - Nah... just ship it with a disclaimer stating that it is to be… | 08/17/2015 on VW Came Up With An Idea | +1 |
| #84 - Ok, now one that works in water, so I can put my fishing gear … | 08/17/2015 on VW Came Up With An Idea | 0 |
| #3 - I'm McLovin it! | 08/17/2015 on egg mc muffin | 0 |
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Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
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anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
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ultimateasshole
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Thats a story and a half.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-] sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.
So theres that.
So theres that.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-] Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
