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anon (3 hours ago) [-] He is referencing women who get raped by being naked. And saying perhaps what the man was wearing attracted people to run him over. Regarding the reference. women give men signals that they want sex, such as, throwing a guy down and hopping on top, which apparently could still mean that the girl was raped if she doesnt enjoy it / changes her mind afterwards / gets caught cheating by her husband / or was legally sober (but had had a drink earlier) then this is rape . SO to protest this rape, there were girls walking around topless, (no bra, no respect for themselves), and were holding a sign that said "Still not asking for it" | ||
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Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
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anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
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ultimateasshole
(01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
(01/19/2015) [-] I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
(01/19/2015) [-] Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.
But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
(01/20/2015) [-] Thats a story and a half.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
(01/20/2015) [-] As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
(01/19/2015) [-] sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.
So theres that.
So theres that.
(01/20/2015) [-] It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
(01/20/2015) [-] Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
