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#79 - You mean... was he dressed like he was asking for it?  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on Don't stick your dick in crazy 0
#92 - saltyfries (3 hours ago) [-]
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#80 - rockamekishiko (4 hours ago) [-]
dressed? what?
#113 - sherlockbatman (1 hour ago) [-]
it's purple
#88 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
He is referencing women who get raped by being naked. And saying perhaps what the man was wearing attracted people to run him over.

Regarding the reference. women give men signals that they want sex, such as, throwing a guy down and hopping on top, which apparently could still mean that the girl was raped if she doesnt enjoy it / changes her mind afterwards / gets caught cheating by her husband / or was legally sober (but had had a drink earlier) then this is rape . SO to protest this rape, there were girls walking around topless, (no bra, no respect for themselves), and were holding a sign that said "Still not asking for it"
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#89 - rockamekishiko (3 hours ago) [-]
ooook I guess thanks for being so thorough...
#84 - freetodo (3 hours ago) [-]
is a rape joke
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#85 - rockamekishiko (3 hours ago) [-]
ahhh
#14 - While working as a telephone and internet repairman, I was att… 01/10/2016 on spooky bird 0
#14 - <--- You, in the minorities???  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on comic thingies 2 0
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#15 - itisntthetie (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm probably in the minorities..
#156 - The town I grew up in has one of the highest densities of CF c… 01/08/2016 on The day my sister died +1
#35 - He does not have any such storage areas... he has only one pai… 01/06/2016 on 1 underwear president +2
#13 - I am from Vermont and I actually do know Bernie ( I owe gettin…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on 1 underwear president +8
#30 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
The question rises.... How the fuck do you know this? Do you go looking through his underwear storage areas?
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#38 - ilovehitler (01/06/2016) [-]
What is he, a washington insider billionaire? He can't afford storage areas for anything.
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#35 - scorpidea (01/06/2016) [-]
He does not have any such storage areas... he has only one pair, which is either being worn, washed, or dried on his radiator.... no need for storage.
#52 - Not hunting the "doe eyed little deer" sipping water… 01/06/2016 on My cousin Vinny +7
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#144 - No... and this was 25 years ago... so any "acting" s… 01/05/2016 on That was a bit too... 0
#135 - In high school, my sex ed. teacher's name was Mrs. Cummings...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on That was a bit too... +4
#141 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Was her first name Carrie?
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#144 - scorpidea (01/05/2016) [-]
No... and this was 25 years ago... so any "acting" she may have done would either be vintage or "fetish" (gilf)...

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User avatar #74 - lightspeedtooslow (06/11/2015) [-]
Flags stack
User avatar #66 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
Were you one of the people I removed? It's because you never talk to me
User avatar #67 to #66 - scorpidea (05/11/2015) [-]
Wow, even after the talk we had this morning?
User avatar #68 to #67 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
we talked this mor-OH

**** , I have horrible memory
User avatar #69 to #68 - scorpidea (05/11/2015) [-]
lol.... np
User avatar #70 to #69 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
I'm packing my laundry together right now, I have 29 minutes to hike it over to the laundromat
User avatar #71 to #70 - scorpidea (05/11/2015) [-]
why 29 minutes?
User avatar #72 to #71 - lightspeedtooslow (05/11/2015) [-]
I have to start the wash by 7:30 or the wash+dry will go past closing time
User avatar #73 to #72 - scorpidea (05/11/2015) [-]
Oh, better hurry... or tomorrow will be nude day
User avatar #63 - theepicduckfrog (05/03/2015) [-]
hey, wana **** ?
User avatar #64 to #63 - scorpidea (05/04/2015) [-]
you are kinda young for me....
User avatar #65 to #64 - theepicduckfrog (05/05/2015) [-]
age is just a number bb
User avatar #32 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Hello friend, how've you been
User avatar #62 to #32 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
WOOHOO! after 5 years first colored text and first admin reply all within a month! LOL
User avatar #33 to #32 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
I have been well, and yourself?
User avatar #34 to #33 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Quite well, extra sleep does wonders. What have you been up to lately?
User avatar #35 to #34 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
Just got done listening the the wife yell at me about how much she hates the car dealership's owner we were just at...
User avatar #36 to #35 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
haha what? what did he do?
User avatar #37 to #36 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
Just being an idiot in general.... Kept trying to tell her ******** reasons she should buy one of his cars as opposed to what she really wanted (which they did not have)...
User avatar #38 to #37 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
Ah I see, they get payed based on the cars they sell, so acting that way isn't uncommon. Take a look online to see if dealerships have the car you want, I think you can do that
User avatar #39 to #38 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
She has looked at over 100 cars a day for the last 2 weeks... she is picky beyond even the worse OCD level of reasoning. And she is not able to be reasoned with... she has a list of things that the cars MUST have and a list it must NOT have, and a price range... that is nothing near possible. When I try to explain she just gets mad and tells me to figure it out for her.
User avatar #40 to #39 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
That does not seam very good
User avatar #41 to #40 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
We actually found one that was almost exactly what she wanted, but she rejected it because she set an odometer limit of 50,000 miles and this one had 50,003.
User avatar #43 to #42 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, this is SOP with her.
User avatar #44 to #43 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
how do you ever get anything done?
User avatar #45 to #44 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
By pissing her off... A LOT.
User avatar #47 to #45 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
again, that doesn't seem very good :/
User avatar #51 to #47 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
wooot I just got my first ever colored text!!!!
User avatar #52 to #51 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
very nice
User avatar #54 to #52 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
now to choose a color......
User avatar #55 to #54 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
pick one of the seven colors of the rainbow and I'll give you a html code for a shade that doesn't hurt to read
User avatar #59 to #55 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
now if I can just figure out how to activate it...
User avatar #61 to #59 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
yup, just figured it out
#60 to #59 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
click on it, it's in your items
User avatar #57 to #55 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
green
User avatar #58 to #57 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
dark - #0D850B
light - #2AD327
User avatar #49 to #47 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
She is Japanese, and often does not understand the concept of something I am trying to explain, because it doesn't translate cross cultures, and she just assumes it is because I am stupid or something.
User avatar #50 to #49 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
That must be hard to deal with
User avatar #53 to #50 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
It gets VERY irritating for me... if she asks me 50 questions and I answer 49 of them correctly, all she does is remember the one I got wrong, and say things like " well you were wrong about that one thing that time...." never mind the 49 right ones....
User avatar #56 to #53 - lightspeedtooslow (02/12/2015) [-]
I would lose my mind, idk how you do it
User avatar #48 to #47 - scorpidea (02/12/2015) [-]
yeah, I got the reference...lol.
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#30 - anon (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
User avatar #31 to #30 - scorpidea (01/28/2015) [-]
I agree with you... I was about to move it anyway... It just felt wrong there....
#11 - ultimateasshole (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.   
   
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
Hey there.

I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - scorpidea (01/19/2015) [-]
My wife hates that I am on here so much... but, hey, you can't escape... I think I logon at least 28 days a moth average.... and have for 5 years... Plus I have a killer alt account username!
User avatar #13 to #12 - ultimateasshole (01/19/2015) [-]
Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.

But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
User avatar #16 to #13 - scorpidea (01/19/2015) [-]
I can't go on at work... I work for an ISP... and they have FJ blocked....
User avatar #17 to #16 - ultimateasshole (01/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried changing around the url?
User avatar #18 to #17 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...

I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee table...lol...
User avatar #19 to #18 - ultimateasshole (01/20/2015) [-]
Thats a story and a half.

You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
User avatar #23 to #19 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
The funniest though... which happens about once every month or two.. are the people who report their phone isn't currently working... and I call the number and they answer... and still insist that it isn't working, as they talk to me on it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
Meh... I am not a big fan of those posts (I skip them)... so I would feel hypocritical posting them.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ultimateasshole (01/20/2015) [-]
As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - scorpidea (01/19/2015) [-]
I am sure there are regulars that are older than me.... there has to be....Please....
User avatar #15 to #14 - ultimateasshole (01/19/2015) [-]
sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.

So theres that.
#29 to #15 - sodapops (01/20/2015) [-]
Impossible. I can't be more than 25. 27 at the most. Just because I remember when donkey kong and pac-man was hot **** . *sniff*

All right, you got me. I'm 41. But I don't wanna grow up.
User avatar #22 to #15 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey, my wife and I are looking for a good Horror movie to watch tonight... we have watched most everything out there that's English or Japanese (I am not a weeaboo, she is from Tokyo). Any good Idea's that we may not have heard of?
User avatar #25 to #22 - ultimateasshole (01/20/2015) [-]
It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.

Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
User avatar #26 to #25 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
She likes to be really scared, but no gore. I have exhausted Google, Netflix, amazon prime... I even posted content yesterday asking people on here... though it didn't get many replies, I did write every one of the suggestions down that we hadn't seen.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ultimateasshole (01/20/2015) [-]
Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
User avatar #28 to #27 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah , we like those! She Really likes ghost, demon, possession movies.
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