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#4 - Revolver Ocelot 04/10/2014 on Revolver Ocelot 0
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#2 - this will make frontpage just because of yaoi  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Asymmetrical bitch +6
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User avatar #27 - vicsix (04/02/2014) [-]
That's... depressing. And just so she knows, I DID know what a penis was when I was nine, cause I had one.
#153 - sheep. dragon. not to hard  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Check Desc. 0
#172 - bobfreakingdole (03/29/2014) [-]
wales!
#21 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 03/16/2014 on 5 DAYS LATER +1
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#159 - chancevance (03/17/2014) [-]
That is so fucking great, I feel obligated to post my Dark Souls stuff in tribute.
User avatar #172 - Draserszes (03/17/2014) [-]
Shit, Sen's Fortress.. I'm supposed to go there soon, apparently. I'm currently in that hell place that's after Quelaag I'm so sorry Quelaan and I just kind of noped after seeing all those Capra Demons and Minotaur Demons. Also, awesome gifs.
#177 - chancevance (03/17/2014) [-]
Yeah a few things to do there are

go down to the ghost under firelink shrine, grab a Firekeepers Soul, if you're brave as fuck unlock the rest, grab the very large ember, and/or attempt Four Kings before getting the thingy that lets you warp from Anor Londo(This allows Darkwraith progression and unlocking Darkwraith Armor

Grab the Gold Hemmed set from the Demon Ruins and run from the boss, be ready to die of course

Take on Sif and acquire the Soul of Sif to create the Greatsword of Artorias and make the catacombs a joke, a super strong sunbro weapon or any melee faith build

Brave the catacombs with either a blessed weapon the blacksmith blessed, the Greatsword of Artorias, the Straight Sword of Astora, or a big pair of balls to acquire pinwheel's soul for the Rite of Kindling, take a shot at the black knights for a halberd(My personal most favorite weapon period), or a axe
User avatar #179 - Draserszes (03/17/2014) [-]
There's a ghost under Firelink Shrine? Or is that after I ring the second bell of awakening? Also, I have the Gold Hemmed set and I killed the boss, but I kind of cheated. I ran up to the fog gate and he jumped to me, holding onto the ledge. I whacked his arm with my zweihander a few times until he fell.

What are the stat requirements for the Greatsword? Because I've only got like.. 9 faith. A friend told me about the catacombs and he said I could just try to get the spear from the Silver Knights in Anor Londo. A greatsword sounds much, much more appealing, though.

Oh, and if you're wondering, I'm going for a strength build. I'm using the Elite Knights armour with the Grass Crest Shield and a Zweihander.
#196 - chancevance (03/17/2014) [-]
The ruins blow firelink shrine where you need to curse yourself to fight the ghost, there's a firekeepers soul to the right nearly as soon as you get there.
User avatar #199 - Draserszes (03/17/2014) [-]
Oh, sweet. The ruins you take the elevator down to, right?
#201 - chancevance (03/17/2014) [-]
Those are the drained ruins, there's one while the water is still up, you just take the stairs down firelink shrine
#25 - ceramic tiles of cats in kimonos and leather jackets playing … 03/15/2014 on Title 0
#31 - who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
#29 - that sexy smough body.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
User avatar #30 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Looks like he skipped leg day tho
#31 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
#26 - dual wield the spear in main hand and hammer in off hand. also…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
#28 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
lol I might do that.
Then combine their armors.
I'm thinking Ornstein's helmet and legs, and Smough's Chest and Hands.

Look at this stupid looking fool
#29 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
that sexy smough body.
User avatar #30 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Looks like he skipped leg day tho
#31 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
#24 - well if im not doing anything i might look into it. might try … 03/11/2014 on hype 0
#20 - yea i did that with my second arty build. i then got bored wit…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
#22 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
On this one Save, I've collected pretty much every item in the game, with only a few remaining.

When I get that to NG+, I'll beat every boss using their own stuff.
I'm looking forward to Ornstein and Smough then.
#26 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
dual wield the spear in main hand and hammer in off hand. also pic unrelated
#28 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
lol I might do that.
Then combine their armors.
I'm thinking Ornstein's helmet and legs, and Smough's Chest and Hands.

Look at this stupid looking fool
#29 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
that sexy smough body.
User avatar #30 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Looks like he skipped leg day tho
#31 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
#18 - i have twice now. once with a abyss arty build and once with a…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
User avatar #19 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
I just make sure I got enough Equip load to use both the Abyss Greatsword and the cursed Greatsword of Artorias, and switch around between them.
I also combine this with the poison mist pyromancy, and I can do pretty much everything he can.
It's fantastic.
#20 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
yea i did that with my second arty build. i then got bored with it and duel wielded the abyss sword and non cursed sword. and that was very fun. also pic unrelated
#22 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
On this one Save, I've collected pretty much every item in the game, with only a few remaining.

When I get that to NG+, I'll beat every boss using their own stuff.
I'm looking forward to Ornstein and Smough then.
#26 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
dual wield the spear in main hand and hammer in off hand. also pic unrelated
#28 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
lol I might do that.
Then combine their armors.
I'm thinking Ornstein's helmet and legs, and Smough's Chest and Hands.

Look at this stupid looking fool
#29 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
that sexy smough body.
User avatar #30 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Looks like he skipped leg day tho
#31 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
#16 - well thats the easy way. then again you got arty to kill and t…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
#17 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
If you ever get the opportunity to, try fighting Artorias using his own setup.
It's really fun.
#18 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
i have twice now. once with a abyss arty build and once with a non abyss arty build. fighting him with a ciaran build was fun.
User avatar #19 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
I just make sure I got enough Equip load to use both the Abyss Greatsword and the cursed Greatsword of Artorias, and switch around between them.
I also combine this with the poison mist pyromancy, and I can do pretty much everything he can.
It's fantastic.
#20 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
yea i did that with my second arty build. i then got bored with it and duel wielded the abyss sword and non cursed sword. and that was very fun. also pic unrelated
#22 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
On this one Save, I've collected pretty much every item in the game, with only a few remaining.

When I get that to NG+, I'll beat every boss using their own stuff.
I'm looking forward to Ornstein and Smough then.
#26 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
dual wield the spear in main hand and hammer in off hand. also pic unrelated
#28 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
lol I might do that.
Then combine their armors.
I'm thinking Ornstein's helmet and legs, and Smough's Chest and Hands.

Look at this stupid looking fool
#29 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
that sexy smough body.
User avatar #30 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Looks like he skipped leg day tho
#31 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
#14 - punch him back down to size.  [+] (16 new replies) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
#15 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Hell no
No way I'm going against Ultra Ornstein.
I'mma kill him first.
Than do Ultra-Smough, because he's slow as fuck.
User avatar #23 - kothaex (03/11/2014) [-]
Ultra Ornie is easier I think.
Maybe not with fists IDK but I did it with a sword, don't remember which.
#25 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Nah
Ornstein is quick, and has a lot of attacks that can fuck you up.
Smough is pretty slow, and is easy to kill because he doesn't get any additional attacks upon becoming Ultra
User avatar #27 - kothaex (03/11/2014) [-]
Eh, I did Ultra Ornstein but struggled with Biggie.
Anyway if you saw my post above I plan on streaming it if you're interested.
So much hype for DkS2.
#16 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
well thats the easy way. then again you got arty to kill and that should not be easy
#17 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
If you ever get the opportunity to, try fighting Artorias using his own setup.
It's really fun.
#18 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
i have twice now. once with a abyss arty build and once with a non abyss arty build. fighting him with a ciaran build was fun.
User avatar #19 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
I just make sure I got enough Equip load to use both the Abyss Greatsword and the cursed Greatsword of Artorias, and switch around between them.
I also combine this with the poison mist pyromancy, and I can do pretty much everything he can.
It's fantastic.
#20 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
yea i did that with my second arty build. i then got bored with it and duel wielded the abyss sword and non cursed sword. and that was very fun. also pic unrelated
#22 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
On this one Save, I've collected pretty much every item in the game, with only a few remaining.

When I get that to NG+, I'll beat every boss using their own stuff.
I'm looking forward to Ornstein and Smough then.
#26 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
dual wield the spear in main hand and hammer in off hand. also pic unrelated
#28 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
lol I might do that.
Then combine their armors.
I'm thinking Ornstein's helmet and legs, and Smough's Chest and Hands.

Look at this stupid looking fool
#29 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
that sexy smough body.
User avatar #30 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Looks like he skipped leg day tho
#31 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
#12 - i have not looked into them to much. but my probs swordsman (i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
User avatar #13 - dabronydude (03/11/2014) [-]
ah the swordsman, duel wielding looks so fun!
#9 - try bare fist fighting biggie smalls. that should last till da…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
#11 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
I happen to be doing a Fist-Weapons-Only run.

I'm about to fight those two.
#14 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
punch him back down to size.
#15 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Hell no
No way I'm going against Ultra Ornstein.
I'mma kill him first.
Than do Ultra-Smough, because he's slow as fuck.
User avatar #23 - kothaex (03/11/2014) [-]
Ultra Ornie is easier I think.
Maybe not with fists IDK but I did it with a sword, don't remember which.
#25 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Nah
Ornstein is quick, and has a lot of attacks that can fuck you up.
Smough is pretty slow, and is easy to kill because he doesn't get any additional attacks upon becoming Ultra
User avatar #27 - kothaex (03/11/2014) [-]
Eh, I did Ultra Ornstein but struggled with Biggie.
Anyway if you saw my post above I plan on streaming it if you're interested.
So much hype for DkS2.
#16 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
well thats the easy way. then again you got arty to kill and that should not be easy
#17 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
If you ever get the opportunity to, try fighting Artorias using his own setup.
It's really fun.
#18 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
i have twice now. once with a abyss arty build and once with a non abyss arty build. fighting him with a ciaran build was fun.
User avatar #19 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
I just make sure I got enough Equip load to use both the Abyss Greatsword and the cursed Greatsword of Artorias, and switch around between them.
I also combine this with the poison mist pyromancy, and I can do pretty much everything he can.
It's fantastic.
#20 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
yea i did that with my second arty build. i then got bored with it and duel wielded the abyss sword and non cursed sword. and that was very fun. also pic unrelated
#22 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
On this one Save, I've collected pretty much every item in the game, with only a few remaining.

When I get that to NG+, I'll beat every boss using their own stuff.
I'm looking forward to Ornstein and Smough then.
#26 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
dual wield the spear in main hand and hammer in off hand. also pic unrelated
#28 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
lol I might do that.
Then combine their armors.
I'm thinking Ornstein's helmet and legs, and Smough's Chest and Hands.

Look at this stupid looking fool
#29 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
that sexy smough body.
User avatar #30 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Looks like he skipped leg day tho
#31 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
#7 - oh so very soon. it is almost time  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
User avatar #8 - dabronydude (03/11/2014) [-]
what class/gift you going to start with?
i ma looking at the sorcerer with the box of healing items.
#12 - scootaloooooo (03/11/2014) [-]
i have not looked into them to much. but my probs swordsman (i think thats it) the duel wield one
User avatar #13 - dabronydude (03/11/2014) [-]
ah the swordsman, duel wielding looks so fun!
#5 - i feel bad for all the pc only sunbros 03/11/2014 on hype +1
#10 - well we got to wait one more month but its going to be worth it. 03/07/2014 on Dark Souls PVP 0
#7 - i love it 03/04/2014 on "myth-busters" +2
#7 - i cant be the only one who realised she just upright killed the guys. 02/24/2014 on this... scene... ehrumagurd 0
#30 - log in and say that like a man  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on We're still the master race 0
User avatar #295 - thefallenmushroom (02/25/2014) [-]
K
#91 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
Oh nooooo someone doesn't give a rats ass about virtual thumbs enough to make an account on this shit website.

What a coward!
#27 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 02/24/2014 on We're still the master race +23
#155 - HarvietheDinkle (02/25/2014) [-]
>all platforms
>not a single one pictured is even remotely spherical
#115 - animedudej (02/25/2014) [-]
i have an N64, Gamecube, Wii, Wii U, Xbox 360, PS2 and a pretty powerfull computer


mfw my dad got me it all over the course of 19 years (other than my 3DS and second Xbox 360, sold the old one to my sis for cheap)
User avatar #61 - thewiseass (02/25/2014) [-]
Sad demi-god gamer who only has an xbox 360, top of the line computer that was hand built not by me , wii and wii u.
#42 - deathofnight (02/24/2014) [-]
Feels nice to be a god doesn't it?
#33 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
I guess I'm a god
#29 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
>Wasting money
>Glorious God Gamer
Talk about cancer
User avatar #113 - animedudej (02/25/2014) [-]
>can afford multiple platforms for videogames
>can afford chemo-therapy/other methods of dealing with cancer
#34 - ponypro (02/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - instakill (02/24/2014) [-]
how's about you learn to fix shit and get them for dirt cheap you dumbass
#30 - scootaloooooo (02/24/2014) [-]
log in and say that like a man
User avatar #295 - thefallenmushroom (02/25/2014) [-]
K
#91 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
Oh nooooo someone doesn't give a rats ass about virtual thumbs enough to make an account on this shit website.

What a coward!
#7 - you monster! i lost my best friend to mushroom eaters like you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on praise the light 0
#8 - jackmanagan (02/23/2014) [-]
your doom mushroom man
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