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#3 - my ex did it in a text.......................... 10/13/2014 on TFW she breaks up with you... 0
#1 - gnar would lose to a good teemo  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on LoL Players -1
User avatar #2 - pkmnexplain (09/29/2014) [-]
Sorry, but no
#18 - how to explain docking 09/27/2014 on Oh God, wtf +47
#2 - magic costs more then drugs. 09/09/2014 on Cardboard Crack 0
#4 - oh my ******* god i can't believe some bitch woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Don't be a bitch +166
#40 - bobthedilder (09/03/2014) [-]
Now that you point that out, it is even more tragic as he was filming horizontally.
#2 - Bath tissue? what ? really thats what you call it. 09/02/2014 on When you realize there is... 0
#2 - and the whos down in whoville looked at his house and said. wh… 09/01/2014 on Gutters +4
#1 - Comment deleted 09/01/2014 on Gutters 0
#1 - how have we evolved to this point  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Fake +17
#3 - kuchikirukia (08/25/2014) [-]
There's no stopping it.
#1 - i like it alot thumb for you 08/22/2014 on *Spoilers* +2
#37 - if you say so coke  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on boku no product placement +1
User avatar #59 - jjvoodoo (05/15/2014) [-]
i watched that because someone said it was like a comedy and when i saw how he was eating the ice cream i knew something was up
#22 - wut. 05/12/2014 on Prison stories +1
#189 - my mage can kill him in less then 10 hits. my hexer takes abou… 04/24/2014 on Drgnz 0
#88 - then again i had spells so the game is easy as a spellcaster  [+] (17 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Drgnz 0
User avatar #163 - snakephallus (04/24/2014) [-]
Bitch, my secondary character was a mage and got wrecked by him. I waited until I took down that bitch Natasha and he still destroyed me.
#189 - scootaloooooo (04/24/2014) [-]
my mage can kill him in less then 10 hits. my hexer takes about 17 hits
User avatar #90 - artyomthebadass (04/24/2014) [-]
I was going pure melee, no buffs either
User avatar #94 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh yes you, I like you, pure melee is what makes you a badass, I hope you do that in pvp as well. You should also join the dragon covenant, most dragons I see in pvp are a disgrace.
User avatar #96 - artyomthebadass (04/24/2014) [-]
I am ashamed to say when it comes to pvp, the plus 10 drakekeeper warpick comes out to take the victory with a spin to win haha
User avatar #98 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
duude everyone does that, no shame in it but do you honestly have fun doing that? If not then try what I do, kill the flexile sentry twice, use its souls to make 2 Warped swords from Straid of olaphis, dual wield them with 44 str and 50 dex while in dragon form, you should also use the red tearstone ring, if red tearstone is active and you do the dragon roar, the power stance power attack with the warped swords does about 2200 damage for me if both hits connect, THAT is how you be a dragon. Dual warped swords and dual ceastus' are my weapons of choice
User avatar #119 - erotictentacle (04/24/2014) [-]
hey, maybe you can tell me this, what's the point of dual wielding?
I started with it, but then i just thought that using both hands on one sword is more effective
#193 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
forgot the picture
User avatar #192 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
when you dual wield, if you have enough strength and two weapons in the same class, you can power stance, which does a good amount of damage, two handing should be reserved for bigger weapons, hell you can even power stance ultra greatswords if you have enough strength, curved swords are by far the coolest thing to dual wield, check out my character
User avatar #201 - erotictentacle (04/24/2014) [-]
power stance, eh?
I'll look into it, thanks!
User avatar #202 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
you just gotta hold Y/triangle, and if you dont two hand your left hand weapon, you'll instead raise both weapons a bit and from there, LB and LT/L1 and L2 are the power stance attacks, you have to have 1.5% of the strength requirement for a weapon, ie if a weapon needs 10 strength, you need to have 15 str to power stance it
User avatar #203 - erotictentacle (04/24/2014) [-]
holy shit, that sounds awesome!
Thanks for the tip, i'll be sure to try that
User avatar #204 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
you're welcome, I recommend you try curved swords or straight swords, 30 strength is enough to power stance most of those weapons
User avatar #205 - erotictentacle (04/24/2014) [-]
30.... i'm a dex built so i'll have to punch that one up a tad
User avatar #206 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
nice me too, 65 dex is the best scaling for the warped swords if you ever wanna try those out, they have a unique power stance strong attack, it knocks people back in pvp and guard breaks easily
User avatar #108 - grayham (04/24/2014) [-]
Shit man. I have been looking for a good dual-wield build. Thanks for that, sounds dank.
User avatar #194 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
the ceastus power stance also stunlocks very easy, with great power comes great responsibility nah just wreck all them niggas
#76 - i want him to come back in the newer games.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Drgnz 0
User avatar #102 - garaichu (04/24/2014) [-]
I think regular and Crimson is back in MH4, and White MIGHT show up in 4U. No promises though.
#75 - hes not that hard  [+] (19 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Drgnz 0
User avatar #78 - artyomthebadass (04/24/2014) [-]
Bitch made me his chew toy for 4 hours straight haha
#88 - scootaloooooo (04/24/2014) [-]
then again i had spells so the game is easy as a spellcaster
User avatar #163 - snakephallus (04/24/2014) [-]
Bitch, my secondary character was a mage and got wrecked by him. I waited until I took down that bitch Natasha and he still destroyed me.
#189 - scootaloooooo (04/24/2014) [-]
my mage can kill him in less then 10 hits. my hexer takes about 17 hits
User avatar #90 - artyomthebadass (04/24/2014) [-]
I was going pure melee, no buffs either
User avatar #94 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh yes you, I like you, pure melee is what makes you a badass, I hope you do that in pvp as well. You should also join the dragon covenant, most dragons I see in pvp are a disgrace.
User avatar #96 - artyomthebadass (04/24/2014) [-]
I am ashamed to say when it comes to pvp, the plus 10 drakekeeper warpick comes out to take the victory with a spin to win haha
User avatar #98 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
duude everyone does that, no shame in it but do you honestly have fun doing that? If not then try what I do, kill the flexile sentry twice, use its souls to make 2 Warped swords from Straid of olaphis, dual wield them with 44 str and 50 dex while in dragon form, you should also use the red tearstone ring, if red tearstone is active and you do the dragon roar, the power stance power attack with the warped swords does about 2200 damage for me if both hits connect, THAT is how you be a dragon. Dual warped swords and dual ceastus' are my weapons of choice
User avatar #119 - erotictentacle (04/24/2014) [-]
hey, maybe you can tell me this, what's the point of dual wielding?
I started with it, but then i just thought that using both hands on one sword is more effective
#193 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
forgot the picture
User avatar #192 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
when you dual wield, if you have enough strength and two weapons in the same class, you can power stance, which does a good amount of damage, two handing should be reserved for bigger weapons, hell you can even power stance ultra greatswords if you have enough strength, curved swords are by far the coolest thing to dual wield, check out my character
User avatar #201 - erotictentacle (04/24/2014) [-]
power stance, eh?
I'll look into it, thanks!
User avatar #202 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
you just gotta hold Y/triangle, and if you dont two hand your left hand weapon, you'll instead raise both weapons a bit and from there, LB and LT/L1 and L2 are the power stance attacks, you have to have 1.5% of the strength requirement for a weapon, ie if a weapon needs 10 strength, you need to have 15 str to power stance it
User avatar #203 - erotictentacle (04/24/2014) [-]
holy shit, that sounds awesome!
Thanks for the tip, i'll be sure to try that
User avatar #204 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
you're welcome, I recommend you try curved swords or straight swords, 30 strength is enough to power stance most of those weapons
User avatar #205 - erotictentacle (04/24/2014) [-]
30.... i'm a dex built so i'll have to punch that one up a tad
User avatar #206 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
nice me too, 65 dex is the best scaling for the warped swords if you ever wanna try those out, they have a unique power stance strong attack, it knocks people back in pvp and guard breaks easily
User avatar #108 - grayham (04/24/2014) [-]
Shit man. I have been looking for a good dual-wield build. Thanks for that, sounds dank.
User avatar #194 - FeeFieFoe (04/24/2014) [-]
the ceastus power stance also stunlocks very easy, with great power comes great responsibility nah just wreck all them niggas
#3 - hex build for the win ...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Wtf dark souls? +1
User avatar #13 - albertjester (04/24/2014) [-]
was never really attracted by hexes myself. found the whole, use souls to powers spells aspect to be kind of a deal breaker. plus, the ones that dont cost souls just seem like diet versions of spells, miracles and pyromancies.
#255 - Comment deleted 04/22/2014 on Rolling game 0
#4 - Revolver Ocelot 04/10/2014 on Revolver Ocelot 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Bad Luck Imhotep +1
#3 - thechosentroll (04/05/2014) [-]
#2 - this will make frontpage just because of yaoi  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Asymmetrical bitch +6
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User avatar #27 - vicsix (04/02/2014) [-]
That's... depressing. And just so she knows, I DID know what a penis was when I was nine, cause I had one.
#153 - sheep. dragon. not to hard  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Check Desc. 0
#172 - bobfreakingdole (03/29/2014) [-]
wales!
#21 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 03/16/2014 on 5 DAYS LATER +1
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#159 - chancevance (03/17/2014) [-]
That is so fucking great, I feel obligated to post my Dark Souls stuff in tribute.
User avatar #172 - Draserszes (03/17/2014) [-]
Shit, Sen's Fortress.. I'm supposed to go there soon, apparently. I'm currently in that hell place that's after Quelaag I'm so sorry Quelaan and I just kind of noped after seeing all those Capra Demons and Minotaur Demons. Also, awesome gifs.
#177 - chancevance (03/17/2014) [-]
Yeah a few things to do there are

go down to the ghost under firelink shrine, grab a Firekeepers Soul, if you're brave as fuck unlock the rest, grab the very large ember, and/or attempt Four Kings before getting the thingy that lets you warp from Anor Londo(This allows Darkwraith progression and unlocking Darkwraith Armor

Grab the Gold Hemmed set from the Demon Ruins and run from the boss, be ready to die of course

Take on Sif and acquire the Soul of Sif to create the Greatsword of Artorias and make the catacombs a joke, a super strong sunbro weapon or any melee faith build

Brave the catacombs with either a blessed weapon the blacksmith blessed, the Greatsword of Artorias, the Straight Sword of Astora, or a big pair of balls to acquire pinwheel's soul for the Rite of Kindling, take a shot at the black knights for a halberd(My personal most favorite weapon period), or a axe
User avatar #179 - Draserszes (03/17/2014) [-]
There's a ghost under Firelink Shrine? Or is that after I ring the second bell of awakening? Also, I have the Gold Hemmed set and I killed the boss, but I kind of cheated. I ran up to the fog gate and he jumped to me, holding onto the ledge. I whacked his arm with my zweihander a few times until he fell.

What are the stat requirements for the Greatsword? Because I've only got like.. 9 faith. A friend told me about the catacombs and he said I could just try to get the spear from the Silver Knights in Anor Londo. A greatsword sounds much, much more appealing, though.

Oh, and if you're wondering, I'm going for a strength build. I'm using the Elite Knights armour with the Grass Crest Shield and a Zweihander.
#196 - chancevance (03/17/2014) [-]
The ruins blow firelink shrine where you need to curse yourself to fight the ghost, there's a firekeepers soul to the right nearly as soon as you get there.
User avatar #199 - Draserszes (03/17/2014) [-]
Oh, sweet. The ruins you take the elevator down to, right?
#201 - chancevance (03/17/2014) [-]
Those are the drained ruins, there's one while the water is still up, you just take the stairs down firelink shrine
#25 - ceramic tiles of cats in kimonos and leather jackets playing … 03/15/2014 on Title 0
#31 - who needs leg day when you flabby chest kills people  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on hype +1
#32 - walcorn (03/11/2014) [-]
Not me it seems
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