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Date Signed Up:5/29/2013
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    And I didn't get to save. And I didn't get to save.
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    Hard Work Hard Work
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    Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween!
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    Testing Testing
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    Move Along Move Along
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#2 - Lot of good that did them.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on In Japan +18
#8 - electronicbacon (12/18/2014) [-]
Anime.
#7 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
aye, terrorism sucks
#26 - Oh, baby. Sounds like an average Tuesday night. 12/17/2014 on Gold Diggers 0
#19 - Picture 12/17/2014 on Gold Diggers 0
#16 - I asked if -I'm- worth kidnapping. In case you …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Gold Diggers 0
User avatar #17 - protomanrulezz (12/17/2014) [-]
Well of course you are worth kidnapping, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
#14 - Woah, woah. The hell. Why'd you thumb me down, bro.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Gold Diggers 0
User avatar #18 - ciacheczko (12/17/2014) [-]
Eh, since you insist.

Well for one, I ain't no bitch.
I can't consider someone I know nothing about worth kidnapping or not.
But if you have to know, if I were a psycho, calling me names would already be a reason - that's how psychos work.
There even is no measure as to who is worth kidnapping or not - sometimes all it takes is to be the closest person available.
I am not a kidnapper, so I don't and can't evaluate someone's kidnap value, as it's irrelevant to me.
Each kidnapper has his own reasons, at least one of them can find you worth kidnapping because of something.

I thumbed down because I couldn't express in any other way how negatively impressive it is to imply this much nonsense using such this short sentence.
#19 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
#12 - Bitch, do you think I'm worth kidnapping.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Gold Diggers 0
User avatar #15 - protomanrulezz (12/17/2014) [-]
Everyone you plan to murder is worth kidnapping.
User avatar #16 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
I asked if -I'm- worth kidnapping.

In case you guys hadn't figured it out by now, it's a joke.
User avatar #17 - protomanrulezz (12/17/2014) [-]
Well of course you are worth kidnapping, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
User avatar #13 - ciacheczko (12/17/2014) [-]
This makes no logical sense on so many levels, I won't even bother explaining.
User avatar #14 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
Woah, woah. The hell. Why'd you thumb me down, bro.
User avatar #18 - ciacheczko (12/17/2014) [-]
Eh, since you insist.

Well for one, I ain't no bitch.
I can't consider someone I know nothing about worth kidnapping or not.
But if you have to know, if I were a psycho, calling me names would already be a reason - that's how psychos work.
There even is no measure as to who is worth kidnapping or not - sometimes all it takes is to be the closest person available.
I am not a kidnapper, so I don't and can't evaluate someone's kidnap value, as it's irrelevant to me.
Each kidnapper has his own reasons, at least one of them can find you worth kidnapping because of something.

I thumbed down because I couldn't express in any other way how negatively impressive it is to imply this much nonsense using such this short sentence.
#19 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
#4 - They will. Then when the FBI comes knocking at their doors, th… 12/17/2014 on Polygon writer threatens to... 0
#9 - How are these pranks. It just looks like he's offering rides t…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Gold Diggers +3
User avatar #23 - StickyTissueLoLz (12/17/2014) [-]
And then he knocks you out, takes you to a warehouse where he rapes you to death.


Nice going there, slick.
User avatar #26 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
Oh, baby.

Sounds like an average Tuesday night.
User avatar #21 - jembones (12/17/2014) [-]
I hate these "prank" videos (if you can call them that). Youre just an average looking dude using a sweet car to pick up women. I could do the same thing with a giant wad of cash hanging out of my ass.
#11 - ciacheczko (12/17/2014) [-]
Not all serial murderers drive suspicious white vans. Going for a ride with any kind of guy just because he asked you to is a risk regardless of what car he has. Hell, some criminals were even using police cars to kidnap women.
User avatar #12 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
Bitch, do you think I'm worth kidnapping.
User avatar #15 - protomanrulezz (12/17/2014) [-]
Everyone you plan to murder is worth kidnapping.
User avatar #16 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
I asked if -I'm- worth kidnapping.

In case you guys hadn't figured it out by now, it's a joke.
User avatar #17 - protomanrulezz (12/17/2014) [-]
Well of course you are worth kidnapping, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
User avatar #13 - ciacheczko (12/17/2014) [-]
This makes no logical sense on so many levels, I won't even bother explaining.
User avatar #14 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
Woah, woah. The hell. Why'd you thumb me down, bro.
User avatar #18 - ciacheczko (12/17/2014) [-]
Eh, since you insist.

Well for one, I ain't no bitch.
I can't consider someone I know nothing about worth kidnapping or not.
But if you have to know, if I were a psycho, calling me names would already be a reason - that's how psychos work.
There even is no measure as to who is worth kidnapping or not - sometimes all it takes is to be the closest person available.
I am not a kidnapper, so I don't and can't evaluate someone's kidnap value, as it's irrelevant to me.
Each kidnapper has his own reasons, at least one of them can find you worth kidnapping because of something.

I thumbed down because I couldn't express in any other way how negatively impressive it is to imply this much nonsense using such this short sentence.
#19 - scootabot (12/17/2014) [-]
#2040 - **scootabot used "*roll cis privilege*"** **scootabot rolls… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#67 - I can be whoever I wanna be online. 12/16/2014 on I'm probably just a bigot. 0

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#38 - cloudpawtwo (11/14/2014) [-]
Hey scootabot

I rolled dubs on the givaways post.
Tell me what to get and I'll PM you the key.
User avatar #40 to #39 - scootabot (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh, no, man. You can keep the key, if you want!

I really have no idea what any of those games are, so you can keep it for yourself if you want, or give it to someone that really really wants it.

You're pretty cool, man. Thanks for the offer. If there's something I can do for you, don't hesitate to ask, alright?
#41 to #40 - cloudpawtwo (11/14/2014) [-]
Damn, I had that problem too.

I didn't know what any of them were :-:
User avatar #42 to #41 - scootabot (11/14/2014) [-]
I know what Company of Heroes is, but I didn't really like it. It was a World War 2 RTS game.

Seeing as you've got the dubs, you should do a little research on the games. See which one you'd like the most.
User avatar #34 - TomPorowski (11/02/2014) [-]
You went through twenty five images I posted to find one to reply to. I like your style.
User avatar #35 to #34 - scootabot (11/02/2014) [-]
Thanks. I like your reaction pictures.
User avatar #36 to #35 - TomPorowski (11/03/2014) [-]
Why thank you, I'm glad somebody does.

Would you accept a friend request if offered?
User avatar #37 to #36 - scootabot (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, man.
User avatar #29 - lordgeneral (10/14/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #30 to #29 - scootabot (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry. It said that the friend request was from last year.

:S
User avatar #32 to #31 - scootabot (10/14/2014) [-]
:> Still wanna be friends?
User avatar #33 to #32 - lordgeneral (10/14/2014) [-]
yush
User avatar #27 - cleateater (09/26/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #28 to #27 - scootabot (09/26/2014) [-]
Hi.
#18 - theflamingfire (09/16/2014) [-]
mfw I was computer guy
mfw I was computer guy
User avatar #19 to #18 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
Wat?
User avatar #20 to #19 - theflamingfire (09/16/2014) [-]
>Friend gives me computer to fix
>Says its his kids
>Go through folders
>Fap
>Fix and tell father
>I won The Game
Jk but I do wish I fix computers but everyone is dirt poor
User avatar #21 to #20 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
You sunovabitch.

You saw the folders were clearly labeled, you had no right to snoop through my personal **** .
#22 to #21 - theflamingfire (09/16/2014) [-]
He saved you from cp
User avatar #23 to #22 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
D:< My cheese pizza is mine and mine alone.
#25 to #24 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
Okay, you can have a slice. But that's it.
User avatar #15 - thegentleluger (09/15/2014) [-]
robot

scootaloo

robot scootaloo

scooter
User avatar #16 to #15 - scootabot (09/15/2014) [-]
they that's me, woah
User avatar #14 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello you do not appear to play items may i please take your items and points off your hands in order to help a friend
User avatar #13 - tkuja (10/21/2013) [-]
jim jim

jimaroo
User avatar #12 - garymotherfinoak (09/25/2013) [-]
ees pone
i like pone
User avatar #8 - zonryu (07/11/2013) [-]
you ass
get on skype!
User avatar #4 - tkuja (07/03/2013) [-]
pones still getting thumbed down, lol at the butthurt
#9 to #4 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
says the guy complaining about it..
User avatar #10 to #9 - tkuja (08/24/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #11 to #10 - scootabot (08/29/2013) [-]
I know, I have no idea either.
User avatar #5 to #4 - scootabot (07/04/2013) [-]
And I'm fine with it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - scootabot (07/04/2013) [-]
That's the **** . ._.
#2 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
what did she do with the xbox?
User avatar #3 to #2 - scootabot (06/25/2013) [-]
She gave it to my little brother.
User avatar #1 - tkuja (05/31/2013) [-]
how did work go ************
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