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#43 - Picture 12/17/2014 on NOPENOPENOPE 0
#42 - That movie is ******* messed up! ): 12/17/2014 on NOPENOPENOPE +2
#27 - A Potato posted that on my birthday 12/10/2014 on that...didn't really... 0
#1952 - Working in the army and loving it, but it''s so far away from … 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ +1
#47 - Pretty decent roll there.. 12/05/2014 on Darude Astley - Sandroll 0
#143 - I hate how people forget that the police protect people, you s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Respect Mah Authoritah +4
User avatar #145 - Kairyuka (11/30/2014) [-]
Aw that's adorable man. Yeah people really need to get over their blind hatred of authorities.
#139 - Aye, it's just pathetic how many people abuse that kindness to…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Respect Mah Authoritah +2
User avatar #140 - Kairyuka (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's really no wonder that some policemen just stop giving a fuck. I mean, granted they have to have a stronger morality and confidence than your average guy, but why can't people just leave them alone for a change? I wouldn't want to live in a world without the awesome people who want to devote their lives to protecting people.
User avatar #143 - scizzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I hate how people forget that the police protect people, you should feel safe when one is near. Not taking it as a challenge to taunt them.

I've only experienced such behaviour once while wearing my uniform (army). Where some guy and his girlfriend called me a childmurderer. Was a horrible experience and it took all my patience to explain to them how little the danish army partakes in actual 'war' compared to restoring peace, rebuilding communities in warstruck countries and training foreign military to pick up where they need to.

Though I've experienced many more positive times, of little kids coming over and wanting to talk. I've worked with kids before so it really warms my heart when some little girl comes over and tells me how she loves soldiers. Instantly emptied my pockets of glowsticks, spare rank-markings and gave it to her. I always carry around a bullet casing or two in case a child comes by.
User avatar #145 - Kairyuka (11/30/2014) [-]
Aw that's adorable man. Yeah people really need to get over their blind hatred of authorities.
#136 - Danish police also undergo an awful lot of taunting and disrespect.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Respect Mah Authoritah 0
User avatar #138 - Kairyuka (11/30/2014) [-]
As do most police, but Danish police are one of the better police forces in the world I'd say. They're very good at being in touch with the people they're protecting
User avatar #139 - scizzor (11/30/2014) [-]
Aye, it's just pathetic how many people abuse that kindness to harass and push them.

"Oh that police officer isn't a bastard, better show my buddies how badass I am and test his patience"
User avatar #140 - Kairyuka (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's really no wonder that some policemen just stop giving a fuck. I mean, granted they have to have a stronger morality and confidence than your average guy, but why can't people just leave them alone for a change? I wouldn't want to live in a world without the awesome people who want to devote their lives to protecting people.
User avatar #143 - scizzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I hate how people forget that the police protect people, you should feel safe when one is near. Not taking it as a challenge to taunt them.

I've only experienced such behaviour once while wearing my uniform (army). Where some guy and his girlfriend called me a childmurderer. Was a horrible experience and it took all my patience to explain to them how little the danish army partakes in actual 'war' compared to restoring peace, rebuilding communities in warstruck countries and training foreign military to pick up where they need to.

Though I've experienced many more positive times, of little kids coming over and wanting to talk. I've worked with kids before so it really warms my heart when some little girl comes over and tells me how she loves soldiers. Instantly emptied my pockets of glowsticks, spare rank-markings and gave it to her. I always carry around a bullet casing or two in case a child comes by.
User avatar #145 - Kairyuka (11/30/2014) [-]
Aw that's adorable man. Yeah people really need to get over their blind hatred of authorities.
#4 - Isn't that scene also used for the kitchen in According to Jim? 11/15/2014 on Mulaney +3
#259 - Just when I thought Addy couldn't raise further in approval.. 11/14/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0

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