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#2 - Well obviously she didn't get the joke cause she's blonde 07/26/2012 on Colin Mochrie +28
#32 - And having an abort is a conscious decision by the parents. … 07/25/2012 on Mmmm...Omelets... +10
#56 - This vegetable is legit. Im it's the melon-dealer and I can co…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/24/2012 on New flavour! +9
#57 - scoobadooba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #58 - npfortytwo (07/24/2012) [-]
This melon-provider is legit. I'm with the DOMD (Department of Melon Distributors) and I can confirm this.
User avatar #59 - ismet (07/24/2012) [-]
This Department of Melon Distributors is legit. I'm in the Executive Committee of DOMD.
User avatar #63 - ismet (07/24/2012) [-]
And I can confirm this.
User avatar #66 - zombieloan (07/27/2012) [-]
The CEO of the EC of the DOMD is legit. im his mother and i can confirm this
#61 - VikiIsAwsum has deleted their comment.
#60 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
This Executive Committee of DOMD is legit. I'm the CEO of DOMD and I can confirm this.
User avatar #62 - VikiIsAwsum (07/24/2012) [-]
This CEO of DOMD is legit. I'm a cat and I can confirm this.
#65 - VikiIsAwsum (07/24/2012) [-]
the fuck is this?
#12 - Not really seeing the problem here...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on Requiem Time +7
#18 - klontong (07/24/2012) [-]
I don't see it either...
#20 - sorry to steal your thunder, but: 1 goes afk - your stats …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on Anti-troll +24
#26 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
simpler, 2^4
#10 - **scio rolls 8,684** Here I come oh glorious goat tower 07/19/2012 on My Secret... +1
#86 - yea... it's a mystery 07/18/2012 on Just doesn't make sense +49
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Soon.................. 0
User avatar #21 - Eltrojanman (07/11/2012) [-]
thanks.
#199 - And someone further down already has commenting on it :b s… 07/11/2012 on According To Physics 0
#198 - No, but in the hypothetical event that there is no air resista… 07/11/2012 on According To Physics 0
#193 - 1. In a vacuum two objects will fall at the same speed regardl…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2012 on According To Physics 0
User avatar #197 - sourcheze (07/11/2012) [-]
beat me to it by 1 minue
User avatar #199 - scio (07/11/2012) [-]
And someone further down already has commenting on it :b
so we're both late it seems
#195 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#200 - anonymous (07/11/2012) [-]
"assuming there is no air resistance" tard
User avatar #198 - scio (07/11/2012) [-]
No, but in the hypothetical event that there is no air resistance, you would need a vaccum.
#182 - NO GOD  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on To our fellow aliens +7
User avatar #186 - aylixfukyew (07/08/2012) [-]
CHRISTIANITY SUX
#325 - No the consumers is stupid enough to buy it, so apple might … 07/05/2012 on Apple +3
#226 - Ahh, my mistake, sir. I read it as "Technically, the drag…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2012 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp +2
#243 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
Anon delivers:

Wyvern has 2 legs, as far as i know, and is either a relative to dragons, a kind of them, or totally unrelated.
Dragons aren't leg-specific. The dragon has its origin in the far east, and as you might know, they are there represented as a very long snake with mustaches - in other words, not your everyday dragon. Dragons can have 2, 4 or more legs (and are not to be confuced with drakes, ofc). The most common dragons have TWO legs (most i've seen at least) - and cannot be caracterized as wyvern by their other characteristics.

Also, according to D&D lore (which are huge on fantasylore) - there's 5 kinds of dragons, and the "normal" chromatic (red, green) and metallic (gold, iron) dragons are far from everything you'll see in the variety of dragons.
#245 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
....altho MOST dragons have 4 feet - two to stand on and two claws, almost functioning as arms. It counts for >90% of dragons... But not all, and dragons vary alot! That was my point:)
#223 - "The Wyvern had the body of a serpent with the wings of a…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2012 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp +2
#227 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
But dragons and wyverns aren't real. So it really doesn't matter what they look like. And in the Elder Scrolls universe there are no wyverns
User avatar #225 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
good job sir, also a Wyvern is a type of dragon as far as I'm concerned
User avatar #226 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
Ahh, my mistake, sir. I read it as "Technically, the dragons in skyrim are wyverns" in the picture.

Yes, by that logic the comp failed since wyvern are the more precise term for the creatures in skyrim, albeit still dragons.
#243 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
Anon delivers:

Wyvern has 2 legs, as far as i know, and is either a relative to dragons, a kind of them, or totally unrelated.
Dragons aren't leg-specific. The dragon has its origin in the far east, and as you might know, they are there represented as a very long snake with mustaches - in other words, not your everyday dragon. Dragons can have 2, 4 or more legs (and are not to be confuced with drakes, ofc). The most common dragons have TWO legs (most i've seen at least) - and cannot be caracterized as wyvern by their other characteristics.

Also, according to D&D lore (which are huge on fantasylore) - there's 5 kinds of dragons, and the "normal" chromatic (red, green) and metallic (gold, iron) dragons are far from everything you'll see in the variety of dragons.
#245 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
....altho MOST dragons have 4 feet - two to stand on and two claws, almost functioning as arms. It counts for >90% of dragons... But not all, and dragons vary alot! That was my point:)
#219 - And this comp stated that it was a wyvern. And wyvern are pret…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/01/2012 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp +5
User avatar #220 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
because I don't take what I hear on funnyjunk as fact, find my many example myths that all concur, not a video game, then I won't question it.
User avatar #223 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
"The Wyvern had the body of a serpent with the wings of a bat with only two forelegs and a long tail that ended in a dart-like point."
www.mythicalcreatureslist.com/mythical-creature/Wyvern
"It is distinguished by its possession of only two legs and a single pair of wings."
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-wyvern.htm
"A winged variety of the dragon, with 2 bird-like legs. The Wyvern frequently has a barbed tail"
http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/wyvern.htm
"A wyvern is a legendary winged creature with a dragon's head, reptilian body, two legs"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyvern
#227 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
But dragons and wyverns aren't real. So it really doesn't matter what they look like. And in the Elder Scrolls universe there are no wyverns
User avatar #225 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
good job sir, also a Wyvern is a type of dragon as far as I'm concerned
User avatar #226 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
Ahh, my mistake, sir. I read it as "Technically, the dragons in skyrim are wyverns" in the picture.

Yes, by that logic the comp failed since wyvern are the more precise term for the creatures in skyrim, albeit still dragons.
#243 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
Anon delivers:

Wyvern has 2 legs, as far as i know, and is either a relative to dragons, a kind of them, or totally unrelated.
Dragons aren't leg-specific. The dragon has its origin in the far east, and as you might know, they are there represented as a very long snake with mustaches - in other words, not your everyday dragon. Dragons can have 2, 4 or more legs (and are not to be confuced with drakes, ofc). The most common dragons have TWO legs (most i've seen at least) - and cannot be caracterized as wyvern by their other characteristics.

Also, according to D&D lore (which are huge on fantasylore) - there's 5 kinds of dragons, and the "normal" chromatic (red, green) and metallic (gold, iron) dragons are far from everything you'll see in the variety of dragons.
#245 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
....altho MOST dragons have 4 feet - two to stand on and two claws, almost functioning as arms. It counts for >90% of dragons... But not all, and dragons vary alot! That was my point:)
#215 - No, you asked "who gets to decide what a dragon is" …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/01/2012 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp +9
User avatar #218 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
yes but I'm talking about details which aren't the same in every myth, you griffon example is the basis of what a griffon is, not the details.
User avatar #219 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
And this comp stated that it was a wyvern. And wyvern are pretty specific desribed as 2 legs, 2 wings.

So why are you arguing that 'that dragon thing is bull shit'?
User avatar #220 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
because I don't take what I hear on funnyjunk as fact, find my many example myths that all concur, not a video game, then I won't question it.
User avatar #223 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
"The Wyvern had the body of a serpent with the wings of a bat with only two forelegs and a long tail that ended in a dart-like point."
www.mythicalcreatureslist.com/mythical-creature/Wyvern
"It is distinguished by its possession of only two legs and a single pair of wings."
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-wyvern.htm
"A winged variety of the dragon, with 2 bird-like legs. The Wyvern frequently has a barbed tail"
http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/wyvern.htm
"A wyvern is a legendary winged creature with a dragon's head, reptilian body, two legs"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyvern
#227 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
But dragons and wyverns aren't real. So it really doesn't matter what they look like. And in the Elder Scrolls universe there are no wyverns
User avatar #225 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
good job sir, also a Wyvern is a type of dragon as far as I'm concerned
User avatar #226 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
Ahh, my mistake, sir. I read it as "Technically, the dragons in skyrim are wyverns" in the picture.

Yes, by that logic the comp failed since wyvern are the more precise term for the creatures in skyrim, albeit still dragons.
#243 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
Anon delivers:

Wyvern has 2 legs, as far as i know, and is either a relative to dragons, a kind of them, or totally unrelated.
Dragons aren't leg-specific. The dragon has its origin in the far east, and as you might know, they are there represented as a very long snake with mustaches - in other words, not your everyday dragon. Dragons can have 2, 4 or more legs (and are not to be confuced with drakes, ofc). The most common dragons have TWO legs (most i've seen at least) - and cannot be caracterized as wyvern by their other characteristics.

Also, according to D&D lore (which are huge on fantasylore) - there's 5 kinds of dragons, and the "normal" chromatic (red, green) and metallic (gold, iron) dragons are far from everything you'll see in the variety of dragons.
#245 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
....altho MOST dragons have 4 feet - two to stand on and two claws, almost functioning as arms. It counts for >90% of dragons... But not all, and dragons vary alot! That was my point:)
#213 - Mythology. Just like a Gryphon is half eagle, half li…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/01/2012 on Elder Scrolls Fact Comp +11
User avatar #214 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
so your saying that every myth including a dragon says that it has 4 legs and two wings specifically and there isn't a single myth with 2 legs and 2 wings?
User avatar #215 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
No, you asked "who gets to decide what a dragon is" and I answared.

Just cause something isn't real, doesn't mean it can't be named and described.
User avatar #218 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
yes but I'm talking about details which aren't the same in every myth, you griffon example is the basis of what a griffon is, not the details.
User avatar #219 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
And this comp stated that it was a wyvern. And wyvern are pretty specific desribed as 2 legs, 2 wings.

So why are you arguing that 'that dragon thing is bull shit'?
User avatar #220 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
because I don't take what I hear on funnyjunk as fact, find my many example myths that all concur, not a video game, then I won't question it.
User avatar #223 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
"The Wyvern had the body of a serpent with the wings of a bat with only two forelegs and a long tail that ended in a dart-like point."
www.mythicalcreatureslist.com/mythical-creature/Wyvern
"It is distinguished by its possession of only two legs and a single pair of wings."
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-wyvern.htm
"A winged variety of the dragon, with 2 bird-like legs. The Wyvern frequently has a barbed tail"
http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/wyvern.htm
"A wyvern is a legendary winged creature with a dragon's head, reptilian body, two legs"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyvern
#227 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
But dragons and wyverns aren't real. So it really doesn't matter what they look like. And in the Elder Scrolls universe there are no wyverns
User avatar #225 - iHAXnoobs (07/01/2012) [-]
good job sir, also a Wyvern is a type of dragon as far as I'm concerned
User avatar #226 - scio (07/01/2012) [-]
Ahh, my mistake, sir. I read it as "Technically, the dragons in skyrim are wyverns" in the picture.

Yes, by that logic the comp failed since wyvern are the more precise term for the creatures in skyrim, albeit still dragons.
#243 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
Anon delivers:

Wyvern has 2 legs, as far as i know, and is either a relative to dragons, a kind of them, or totally unrelated.
Dragons aren't leg-specific. The dragon has its origin in the far east, and as you might know, they are there represented as a very long snake with mustaches - in other words, not your everyday dragon. Dragons can have 2, 4 or more legs (and are not to be confuced with drakes, ofc). The most common dragons have TWO legs (most i've seen at least) - and cannot be caracterized as wyvern by their other characteristics.

Also, according to D&D lore (which are huge on fantasylore) - there's 5 kinds of dragons, and the "normal" chromatic (red, green) and metallic (gold, iron) dragons are far from everything you'll see in the variety of dragons.
#245 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
....altho MOST dragons have 4 feet - two to stand on and two claws, almost functioning as arms. It counts for >90% of dragons... But not all, and dragons vary alot! That was my point:)
#25 - ...And that's why sterile couples can't EVER get married. … 06/23/2012 on Oh i hate our world +8
#297 - Just because you don't get the reference doesn't make it … 06/23/2012 on Oh you,Arabs .... 0
#179 - thank you. seriously, can't people on here take a joke?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2012 on Oh you,Arabs .... +7
#192 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
You make shitty jokes.
User avatar #297 - scio (06/23/2012) [-]
Just because you don't get the reference doesn't make it shitty.

Your logic, however, is.
#3 - Or so we are told... DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM  [+] (12 new replies) 06/22/2012 on Oh you,Arabs .... -64
#48 - marlkarxthethird (06/22/2012) [-]
People who doubt the moon landing are why we can't have nice things.
User avatar #114 - norwegianwaffles (06/23/2012) [-]
i think he was sarcastic, therefor the DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM
with caps lock
User avatar #179 - scio (06/23/2012) [-]
thank you. seriously, can't people on here take a joke?
#192 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
You make shitty jokes.
User avatar #297 - scio (06/23/2012) [-]
Just because you don't get the reference doesn't make it shitty.

Your logic, however, is.
#65 - anonymous (06/22/2012) [-]
Then why haven't we been back?
#66 - jakeattack (06/22/2012) [-]
because back then we had a reason to. it was to beat the russians so everyone wanted to go. now being in a recession its a lot harder and we have much less of a reason to go. mars would be much better.
User avatar #4 - mrwalkerfour (06/22/2012) [-]
no....1969 filmed it and everything
#187 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
obvious joke is obvious
#182 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
what the fuck. it was a fucking joke you prick. This is why i stopped coming to funnyjunk. People are such cunts. OMG U DONT GET THE JOKE IM GONNA THUMB U DOWN
OMG HE HAS RED THUMBS IM GONNA THUMB HIM DOWN
fuck you guys. seriously. grow the fuck up.
User avatar #186 - ocnamesaregone (06/23/2012) [-]
maybe, just maybe, his joke wasn't funny?

dum dum dummm
#189 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah that's probably why the guy telling him he was wrong has as many green thumbs as scio does red
#4 - you can't half the infinite. There are infinite unive… 06/15/2012 on bad luck brian +2
#2 - You have seen the face of war and returned home to tell the ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on scio's profile 0
#3 - SlApMyBiScUiTs (06/13/2012) [-]
i know right
#46 - **scio rolls 858** Last roll for me, too. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2012 on Sucks to be handicapped -1
User avatar #48 - SlApMyBiScUiTs (05/30/2012) [-]
**SlApMyBiScUiTs rolls 338** you too
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User avatar #9 to #8 - scio (06/22/2013) [-]
Dude, that **** was awesome. Too bad it didn't reach a higher vote-count, probably bad timing made it got lost in newest upload. But hey, kudos to you for making OC!
User avatar #10 to #9 - mudkipfucker (06/22/2013) [-]
Thanks. Whenever I post in the morning, its usually doesn't do well. Might give it a month and repost it at a better time
User avatar #11 to #10 - scio (06/22/2013) [-]
Hard core mode: Put the full OC as the picture inside the panels when reposting it again
User avatar #1 - SlApMyBiScUiTs (05/30/2012) [-]
127 trys i did and im still here
#2 to #1 - scio (05/30/2012) [-]
You have seen the face of war and returned home to tell the tale!

But rolling for trips is a 1% success-rate so you really got lucky there :b

has anyone rolled trips yet?
#3 to #2 - SlApMyBiScUiTs (06/13/2012) [-]
i know right
i know right
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