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#69749 - Bad videos.  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... +2
User avatar #69750 - anonycunt (8 hours ago) [-]
probably
#27 - Aww, little butthurt ******** is trying to post e…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Fascism -3
#29 - masterboll (8 hours ago) [-]
>Aww, little butthurt shitskin is trying to post epic may mays
>resorts to more ironic insults

>Well, enough time spent on you
>finally develops a few brain cells to realise that irony and repetition wears out after a while
#1 - Even female hiring agents hire men instead of women when it co…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on the value of snatch 0
#2 - turtletroll (8 hours ago) [-]
#67 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on And on this day, There was... +28
#176 - kanedam (4 hours ago) [-]
what's up with you? are you still schnizel? i... i... your postings have become so soft. whats going on man?
#65 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on And on this day, There was... +41
#66 - wotterpatch (8 hours ago) [-]
The legend has spoken!
#67 - schnizel (8 hours ago) [-]
#176 - kanedam (4 hours ago) [-]
what's up with you? are you still schnizel? i... i... your postings have become so soft. whats going on man?
#25 - No, my sweet little child, besides you trying to be cool you a…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Fascism -4
#26 - masterboll (8 hours ago) [-]
>besides you trying to be cool you are also blind and dumb
top lel m8

>Did you see that physiatrist I told you about?
>resorts to the ironic "i recommend you get help" response
#27 - schnizel (8 hours ago) [-]
Aww, little butthurt shitskin is trying to post epic may mays.
Well, enough time spent on you.
#29 - masterboll (8 hours ago) [-]
>Aww, little butthurt shitskin is trying to post epic may mays
>resorts to more ironic insults

>Well, enough time spent on you
>finally develops a few brain cells to realise that irony and repetition wears out after a while
#3 - Or maybe, just maybe, they hire the immigrant because he would…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on man has a point +5
#5 - captainprincess (7 hours ago) [-]
then you maybe need a better place of employment
#9 - Comment deleted 8 hours ago on SJW beware 0
#11 - > Bosnia was part of Serbia It was most likely an anom…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on top kek 0
#12 - sajberkurajber (8 hours ago) [-]
There just is no notion of Bosnian nation until 19th century Austro-Hungarian propaganda against great Serbia

Even when we were under Bulgarians our existence was unqestionable

Also stop posting filthy muslims fascists
#23 - No ******** , that would be you.  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on Fascism -3
#24 - masterboll (8 hours ago) [-]
pretty sure that would make you the shitskin
#25 - schnizel (8 hours ago) [-]
No, my sweet little child, besides you trying to be cool you are also blind and dumb.
Did you see that physiatrist I told you about?
#26 - masterboll (8 hours ago) [-]
>besides you trying to be cool you are also blind and dumb
top lel m8

>Did you see that physiatrist I told you about?
>resorts to the ironic "i recommend you get help" response
#27 - schnizel (8 hours ago) [-]
Aww, little butthurt shitskin is trying to post epic may mays.
Well, enough time spent on you.
#29 - masterboll (8 hours ago) [-]
>Aww, little butthurt shitskin is trying to post epic may mays
>resorts to more ironic insults

>Well, enough time spent on you
>finally develops a few brain cells to realise that irony and repetition wears out after a while

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#4891 - standingbehindyou (14 hours ago) [-]
thank mr schnizel
thank mr schnizel
User avatar #4890 to #4889 - schnizel (17 hours ago) [-]
On it.
#4883 - caffeinecommissar (09/19/2014) [-]
Start the van, you and Syrianassassin got **** to do.

chan.org.il/
User avatar #4885 to #4884 - caffeinecommissar (09/19/2014) [-]
An Israeli chan. Do you need to know more?
User avatar #4886 to #4885 - schnizel (09/19/2014) [-]
shiet
#4887 to #4886 - caffeinecommissar (09/19/2014) [-]
You're welcome , may you and the other anti-Semenites on FJ have fun .
You're welcome , may you and the other anti-Semenites on FJ have fun .
#4878 - caffeinecommissar (09/18/2014) [-]
Is this normal on /pol/? I had to check it out after GamerGate got globally banned and I wanted info, I usually stay clear of /pol/land.
User avatar #4881 to #4878 - schnizel (09/19/2014) [-]
Not normal, moot is acting like a faggot again.
#4882 to #4881 - caffeinecommissar (09/19/2014) [-]
As could be expected.
As could be expected.
#4877 to #4876 - schnizel (09/18/2014) [-]
dat ending
dat ending
#4867 - caffeinecommissar (09/16/2014) [-]
Hello schnizel, it is I your goot friend kaffeinekommissar, I has been mugged and I need u to wire me sum shekels to cover court fees or I will rot in prison 'till end of mah days.

U don want dat do u u anti semenite?
User avatar #4868 to #4867 - schnizel (09/17/2014) [-]
*gibs him 60000000000000000000000000000000000 shekels*
#4870 to #4868 - caffeinecommissar (09/17/2014) [-]
That is a lot of shekels u paying off the Holocaust? - enough to lift curse?
User avatar #4872 to #4871 - caffeinecommissar (09/17/2014) [-]
Schindler's List - Shower scene Isn't that from the documentary behind Schindler's list? I'm pretty sure she is referring to the events that became this scene.
User avatar #4873 to #4872 - schnizel (09/17/2014) [-]
IDK
found it on the interwebs
Guess that's what the gas chambers were, nothing but a hoax.
User avatar #4874 to #4873 - caffeinecommissar (09/17/2014) [-]
I can't speak for most concentration camps, but I remember that the shower/gas system at Auschwitz in which the scene is supposed to take place . was constructed in such a manner that it could be used for both showering and gassing.
#4875 to #4874 - schnizel (09/17/2014) [-]
It was built after the war, like those guard towers.
User avatar #4879 to #4875 - caffeinecommissar (09/18/2014) [-]
I still believe that not denying the Holocaust is the best weapon against Israel.
User avatar #4880 to #4879 - schnizel (09/19/2014) [-]
Holohoax*
#4866 - CIS White Male (09/16/2014) [-]
Heil Netanjahu or however our overlord is named
#4859 - CIS White Male (09/15/2014) [-]
why havent you embraced multiculturalism goyim?
User avatar #4862 to #4859 - schnizel (09/16/2014) [-]
cuz im a bad goy
#4856 - caffeinecommissar (09/15/2014) [-]
I wanna have gay sex with you! What do?
I wanna have gay sex with you! What do?
User avatar #4857 to #4856 - schnizel (09/15/2014) [-]
Convert to Judaism
#4860 to #4857 - caffeinecommissar (09/16/2014) [-]
'kay Schnizzy, 'bout to chop off and mutilate my dick and become a Jew. You sure though this will make you have gay sex with me?
'kay Schnizzy, 'bout to chop off and mutilate my dick and become a Jew. You sure though this will make you have gay sex with me?
User avatar #4861 to #4860 - schnizel (09/16/2014) [-]
oy vey
#4863 to #4861 - caffeinecommissar (09/16/2014) [-]
Now I'm Jew, now I don't want gay sex, now I want shekels. Gib me ur shekels u anti-semenite.
#4865 to #4864 - caffeinecommissar (09/16/2014) [-]
Oy vey funny joke, now gib me ur shekels.
Oy vey funny joke, now gib me ur shekels.
#4858 to #4857 - caffeinecommissar (09/15/2014) [-]
You only have sex with Jews? Isn't that a bit unprofessional?
You only have sex with Jews? Isn't that a bit unprofessional?
User avatar #4841 - mercyburris ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
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#4840 - crazyolitis (09/14/2014) [-]
James Recommends - Mod Week! - Total War: Rome II: Divide et Impera - RTS for Ancient Warfare Have you tried the mod "Divide et impera" yet?
User avatar #4844 to #4840 - schnizel (09/15/2014) [-]
It's pretty good but I'm having huge lag issues
User avatar #4845 to #4844 - crazyolitis (09/15/2014) [-]
Damn. That sucks. Welp, maybe when it's optimized then.
#4848 to #4847 - crazyolitis (09/15/2014) [-]
Seen it already. Talk 						****					 get hit.   
   
Oh by the way, thought you might like this .gif.
Seen it already. Talk **** get hit.

Oh by the way, thought you might like this .gif.
User avatar #4850 to #4849 - crazyolitis (09/15/2014) [-]
Seen that one as well. Can't say I like seeing people getting hurt for something that small.
#4851 to #4850 - schnizel (09/15/2014) [-]
Why so soft?
>it's like another slave trade
User avatar #4852 to #4851 - crazyolitis (09/15/2014) [-]
Thing is, people should be punished accordingly to what they did wrong. Getting beaten over shaking your butt isn't exactly fair in my opinion.
User avatar #4853 to #4852 - schnizel (09/15/2014) [-]
It's actually cuz they sneaked out to go to a boys house.
User avatar #4854 to #4853 - crazyolitis (09/15/2014) [-]
That's a little bit worse, but still.
User avatar #4855 to #4854 - schnizel (09/15/2014) [-]
gona get that ass woopin
big ginn dix bonzs
User avatar #4843 to #4840 - schnizel (09/15/2014) [-]
I'm playing it.
User avatar #4838 - xxDanvelxx (09/14/2014) [-]
How does it feel to be a Bosniak mudslime?
User avatar #4839 to #4838 - schnizel (09/14/2014) [-]
5/5
Bretty good
User avatar #4824 to #4823 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
you prefer being a fat rockmonster?
User avatar #4825 to #4824 - schnizel (09/11/2014) [-]
Muscular*
#4827 to #4825 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
dude


you have moobs
User avatar #4828 to #4827 - schnizel (09/11/2014) [-]
no, I dont
User avatar #4821 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I really don't appreciate all the racist jokes you make.
I actually like black people, and I think everyone should own a few.
User avatar #4817 - internetexplain (09/09/2014) [-]
schinzel m8 have you heard? Scotland plans on becoming independent in 9 days.
WE ARE LOSING CONTROL OF THE CELT FAGS, THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED HAD GERMANIC PEOPLES STICKED WITH AUTOCRATIC FORMS OF GOVERNMENT!
User avatar #4818 to #4817 - schnizel (09/09/2014) [-]
lel
well that's what you get for trusting the jews
User avatar #4819 to #4818 - internetexplain (09/09/2014) [-]
you dont understand

i dont want a 3rd world country in the middle of western europe
User avatar #4820 to #4819 - schnizel (09/09/2014) [-]
It's the future you chose.
User avatar #4810 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
Snizel i am here to tell you I have stopped doing drugs and you should too

Comebacks to Drugs watch this interesting look into how drugs may affect you

420 Quit it fagit
User avatar #4812 to #4811 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
Remember if anyone ever offers you drugs say "I use video games to escape my reality"

100% Guarenteed they don't offer you drugs again
User avatar #4813 to #4812 - schnizel (09/08/2014) [-]
will do
#4814 to #4813 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
Also a gold mine of reaction gifs.
Also a gold mine of reaction gifs.
#4815 to #4814 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
All you have to do is a bit of shooping  and my bad sense of humour .
All you have to do is a bit of shooping and my bad sense of humour .
#4808 - CIS White Male (09/08/2014) [-]
You can't thumb your stuff uo, what's up with that?
#4805 - caffeinecommissar (09/06/2014) [-]
Yo, I wanna make a blog, what do ya' suggest cevapi?
User avatar #4806 to #4805 - schnizel (09/06/2014) [-]
Gas kikes, race war now?
User avatar #4807 to #4806 - caffeinecommissar (09/06/2014) [-]
'Kay. Thanks.
User avatar #4790 to #4789 - schnizel (09/03/2014) [-]
ISIS will soon be KIA when they attack Russia.
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