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#4613 - Yep, but I GTG now, talk to you tomorra brah 12 hours ago on schnizel's profile 0
#1 - Picture 12 hours ago on Enriched 0
#20 - Picture 12 hours ago on Skyrim 0
#3 - I wonder if one day machines would replace humans, maybe they will? 12 hours ago on Brick laying machine. +1
#30 - DAS RITE WEll, I gtg now nigger, remember, niggers an… 12 hours ago on Fresh from /pol/ 2 0
#28 - Don't hate the player, hate the servers.  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Fresh from /pol/ 2 0
#29 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
I merely hate the serfs. Whip is what they need.
#26 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Fresh from /pol/ 2 0
#27 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
You are a handsome man, I envy you.
User avatar #30 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
DAS RITE
WEll, I gtg now nigger, remember,
niggers and jew
bad news
#28 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
Don't hate the player, hate the servers.
#29 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
I merely hate the serfs. Whip is what they need.
#24 - It's deep inside your anus, farewell my friend and praise be t…  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on Fresh from /pol/ 2 0
#25 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
I do like them tities.
#26 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
#27 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
You are a handsome man, I envy you.
User avatar #30 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
DAS RITE
WEll, I gtg now nigger, remember,
niggers and jew
bad news
#28 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
Don't hate the player, hate the servers.
#29 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
I merely hate the serfs. Whip is what they need.
#17 - ill rekt your army I swer on mi mum 12 hours ago on Irrelevant title is Irrelevant +1
#22 - From Nandaria.  [+] (8 new replies) 12 hours ago on Fresh from /pol/ 2 0
#23 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
No idea where that is, my geology is not up to snuff.
User avatar #24 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
It's deep inside your anus, farewell my friend and praise be to Allah, the mighties of the all of them tities.
#25 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
I do like them tities.
#26 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
#27 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
You are a handsome man, I envy you.
User avatar #30 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
DAS RITE
WEll, I gtg now nigger, remember,
niggers and jew
bad news
#28 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
Don't hate the player, hate the servers.
#29 - kumimono (12 hours ago) [-]
I merely hate the serfs. Whip is what they need.

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User avatar #4612 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Do you play strategy games by the way? I want to run a nation builder game on FJ so I thought I'd bum you for your attention.
User avatar #4613 to #4612 - schnizel (12 hours ago) [-]
Yep, but I GTG now, talk to you tomorra brah
User avatar #4603 to #4602 - schnizel (16 hours ago) [-]
With no order there will be chaos.
User avatar #4604 to #4603 - cognosceteipsum (15 hours ago) [-]
No, with no order there will be order, there is ALWAYS a hidden order of sorts
User avatar #4605 to #4604 - schnizel (15 hours ago) [-]
>With no cars there will be cars
User avatar #4606 to #4605 - cognosceteipsum (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, it depends on your definition of chaos really.
User avatar #4607 to #4606 - schnizel (15 hours ago) [-]
No order.
User avatar #4608 to #4607 - cognosceteipsum (15 hours ago) [-]
How can there be 'no' order? There'll always be some order.
User avatar #4609 to #4608 - schnizel (15 hours ago) [-]
But who will be in control?
User avatar #4601 to #4600 - schnizel (22 hours ago) [-]
top lel
#4592 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
How do I into being a huge faggot?
How do I into being a huge faggot?
#4595 to #4593 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Alternatively
Alternatively
User avatar #4598 to #4595 - schnizel (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#4591 - crazyolitis (07/28/2014) [-]
So it has gotten to the point that you delete comments and block people: www.funnyjunk.com/Das+rite/funny-pictures/5235748/
So it has gotten to the point that you delete comments and block people: www.funnyjunk.com/Das+rite/funny-pictures/5235748/
User avatar #4594 to #4591 - schnizel (07/28/2014) [-]
It got personal.
User avatar #4596 to #4594 - crazyolitis (07/28/2014) [-]
Still. I've had that too a few times, and I didn;t delete comments.
User avatar #4599 to #4596 - schnizel (07/28/2014) [-]
She deserved it.
#4565 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
oy vey, 50 shekel from goyim.
User avatar #4566 to #4565 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Oy vey
User avatar #4567 to #4566 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
oy Shlomo, franky said.. you are not concentrated.
User avatar #4568 to #4567 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
You need to be culturaly enriched
User avatar #4569 to #4568 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
in those holiday camps ?
User avatar #4570 to #4569 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Yep
Gassy Gassy
User avatar #4571 to #4570 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
let me take a shower first
User avatar #4572 to #4571 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
shure thing
#4573 to #4572 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
great, have another shekel
User avatar #4574 to #4573 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
AWWW YES
User avatar #4575 to #4574 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
want more shekels? i'd have a job
User avatar #4576 to #4575 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
To defend Israel for G-d?
#4577 to #4576 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
no, we can handle kebab.
this is your job, you know what to do.
User avatar #4578 to #4577 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Yes sir, but I need some more shekels for the flight
User avatar #4580 to #4579 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
AWWW YIS
Sending planes now
#4581 to #4580 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
everything going according to plan, let goyim fight kebab so we can count shekels
User avatar #4582 to #4581 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Yes, YES!
User avatar #4553 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
I can't mother fucking fucking shit thanks to fucking piss ass hamburger I ate. I should've listened to based schnizel and stayd off thta kind of shit
User avatar #4555 to #4553 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
I told you not to eat American shit.
User avatar #4556 to #4555 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
You were fucking right. Sorry, based schnizel, i will listen to you in the future. Healthy foods and other stuff like that it is now.
User avatar #4557 to #4556 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
Yes, and plenty of workouts.
User avatar #4558 to #4557 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
Yup. One needs not to be a pussy, but not being a pussy also means not hating out of fear.
User avatar #4559 to #4558 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
Fear is good.
User avatar #4560 to #4559 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, it keeps us from doing stuff like.. kill ourselves
User avatar #4561 to #4560 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
It's the love of life that keeps us away from that.
User avatar #4562 to #4561 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
Indeed. See, this is the side of you I like.
User avatar #4563 to #4562 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
<3
no homo
User avatar #4548 to #4547 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #4551 to #4550 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#4545 - kingdork (07/25/2014) [-]
holy shit you're one hell of /pol/lock
User avatar #4583 to #4546 - kingdork (07/27/2014) [-]
/path of light/
User avatar #4584 to #4583 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Man, I remember that thred.
Back when pol was gut
User avatar #4585 to #4584 - kingdork (07/27/2014) [-]
at least /pol/ is still right 75% of the time
User avatar #4586 to #4585 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
and the other 45% pol is wrong while still being right
User avatar #4587 to #4586 - kingdork (07/27/2014) [-]
Its all beta "redpills" that cant get laid and Asian supremecists like Hal
User avatar #4589 to #4588 - kingdork (07/27/2014) [-]
Holy shit, the Ukrainian army is surrounded. This is exciting!
#4543 - internetexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Oy vey.

I found this on /pol/ and immediately thought of you Schnizel bby.
#4540 - solidderking (07/25/2014) [-]
i made this for you
actually i just replaced /pol/ with your name.....
User avatar #4541 to #4540 - schnizel (07/25/2014) [-]
kek
thanks
User avatar #4538 - crazyolitis (07/24/2014) [-]
You play civ 5, right? You got Brave new world?
User avatar #4539 to #4538 - schnizel (07/25/2014) [-]
Nope, I've only had civ 5 on my laptop which got rekt.
User avatar #4536 to #4535 - schnizel (07/23/2014) [-]
I am busy
User avatar #4537 to #4536 - konradkurze (07/23/2014) [-]
busy aka sitting flabby ass on chair playing civ all night long
User avatar #4531 to #4530 - schnizel (07/23/2014) [-]
but but i don have it on stim
User avatar #4510 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
but seriously Sniz....

you and syrian arent.........you know
User avatar #4511 to #4510 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
Never.
User avatar #4512 to #4511 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
not even curious.......?
User avatar #4528 to #4513 - turtletroll (07/19/2014) [-]
That's what you would say if you are curious but also embarrassed about it.
User avatar #4515 to #4514 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
Not gay.
User avatar #4516 to #4515 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
ill hook you up with a sexy Serbian girl
User avatar #4517 to #4516 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
No thank you.
User avatar #4518 to #4517 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
* croatian
* serbian
* montenegran
* vojvodinan
* slovenian
* macedonian

pick a girl from the list
User avatar #4519 to #4518 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
Bosnian
User avatar #4520 to #4519 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
thats not on the list, you cant have it
User avatar #4521 to #4520 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
I make the list
User avatar #4522 to #4521 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
* date bosnian girl
* bitch dumps you
* spend weeks crying
* gain a few pounds
* repeat
User avatar #4523 to #4522 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
In your dreams konzy
User avatar #4524 to #4523 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
fine im hooking you up with a swiss girl
User avatar #4525 to #4524 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
No thanks konzy, I'm gona go lift now
#4526 to #4525 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
< oh Sniz
we know what you do
User avatar #4508 to #4506 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
Let me redpill you
In order to be anti-semetism, there has to be semetism.
User avatar #4509 to #4505 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
#rekt
User avatar #4475 - schnizel (07/15/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #4484 to #4483 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
NO NIGGAR
User avatar #4485 to #4484 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
my kinky gay son
User avatar #4486 to #4485 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Dad is that you?
#4488 to #4487 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
It's never dad
It's never dad
User avatar #4489 to #4488 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
I was phone
#4490 to #4489 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
What a plot twist.
What a plot twist.
#4492 to #4491 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
If you are phone then who was snizel?
User avatar #4493 to #4492 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
Snoop dawg
User avatar #4500 to #4493 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah nigga still fukin wit you
Still waters run deep
Still fucking with th D.R.E - Snoop dog a.k.a Schnizel
User avatar #4501 to #4500 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
AKA AK47
#4502 to #4501 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Snizel and his fellow bosnian &quot;Aryans&quot;
Snizel and his fellow bosnian "Aryans"
User avatar #4504 to #4502 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
gtg work out
cya homi
User avatar #4503 to #4502 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
lel
#4494 to #4493 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I didn't see that one coming

Pic related its snoop dawg
User avatar #4499 to #4498 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
User avatar #4496 to #4495 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
So can I be Dr Dre?

Then we can sing The Next Episode together.

Ladadadadahh
It's the motherfucking D-O-double-G (SNOOP DOGG!)
Ladadadadahh
You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E.
User avatar #4497 to #4496 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
Yes.
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