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Ban reason:schnizel's content "Daily reminder", posted on 10/31/2014 05:43:15 PM, was flagged by a MODERATOR on 10/31/2014 06:11:27 PM. Banned for 64 Hours. Ban started on 10/31/2014 06:11:27 PM and ends on 11/03/2014 10:11:27 AM. Reason: Posting sexual/NSFW/sexy content. Boobs, butts, bikinis, jokes dealing with sexuality, etc. are not allowed.
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#71373 - Here you go: The free market is cancer. The Founding F…  [+] (2 new replies) 53 minutes ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #71376 - pebar (34 minutes ago) [-]
The theory of comparative advantage is almost universally accepted among economists, regardless of their politics.
Hamilton was wrong.
#71374 - youregaylol (46 minutes ago) [-]
idk bro, i mean you know me, im no libertarian but this evidence is pretty flimsy.

Hamilton didn't represent the founding fathers, not even close, he was opposed by Jefferson and many other of the founders.

In addition I don't see anything about the american school (in the Wikipedia article) that is opposed to a free market. If anything it was more about the strengthening of the federal government.
#2 - Tu fui ego eris. 55 minutes ago on Daily reminder 0
#71371 - Wut? You know the founding fathers were anti free merket?  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #71375 - pebar (37 minutes ago) [-]
I should have clarified. I was referring to the period after the civil war but before the depression.
#71372 - youregaylol (1 hour ago) [-]
provide a source on this, im genuinely surprised if this can be proven
User avatar #71373 - schnizel (53 minutes ago) [-]
Here you go:
The free market is cancer.
The Founding Fathers knew the market only "worked" for those with power. Alexander Hamilton established the American School of Economics based on anti-free trade principles to protect the emerging US economy from British industry,
The American School turned the US into an economic superpower. The US decline began with the adoption of neoliberal, free market, economics.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_School_ (economics)
David Riccardo's argument for "comparative advantage" was blown out of the water by the Founding Father: Alexander Hamilton (he established the American School of Economics).
Hamilton recognized the US could not compete with British industry, so he sought to protect the US from free market competition.
I suggest you read "Report on Manufacturers".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Report_on_Manufactures
The founding fathers knew free trade was cancer.
It stopped the US from having to trade in the open markets with British industry. British industry was founded on free market principles, the Founding Fathers knew they could NOT compete. The British economy would destroy US industry before it had a chance to establish itself. The US under the American School of Economics, was protectionist and interventionist.
>these three core policies:
>1. protecting industry through selective high tariffs (especially 1861–1932) and through subsidies (especially 1932–70)
>2. government investments in infrastructure creating targeted internal improvements (especially in transportation)
>3. a national bank with policies that promote the growth of productive enterprises rather than speculation
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_School_ (economics)
The American School was anti-free trade.
User avatar #71376 - pebar (34 minutes ago) [-]
The theory of comparative advantage is almost universally accepted among economists, regardless of their politics.
Hamilton was wrong.
#71374 - youregaylol (46 minutes ago) [-]
idk bro, i mean you know me, im no libertarian but this evidence is pretty flimsy.

Hamilton didn't represent the founding fathers, not even close, he was opposed by Jefferson and many other of the founders.

In addition I don't see anything about the american school (in the Wikipedia article) that is opposed to a free market. If anything it was more about the strengthening of the federal government.
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#5045 - will do 3 hours ago on schnizel's profile 0
#71361 - Picture 4 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#28 - But muh slavery gib welfare plox 4 hours ago on Feminism 0
#71359 - Money beats drama.  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#71360 - youregaylol (4 hours ago) [-]
capitalist swine
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#71357 - Gassing is expensive and slow. Chair is also expensive. …  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#71358 - youregaylol (4 hours ago) [-]
has a knife gun been invented yet?

i guess a crossbow could work but it's not as flashy and dramatic as a firing squad with rifles
User avatar #71359 - schnizel (4 hours ago) [-]
Money beats drama.
#71360 - youregaylol (4 hours ago) [-]
capitalist swine
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#5044 - youregaylol (3 hours ago) [-]
you need to post more content
User avatar #5045 to #5044 - schnizel ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
will do
#5042 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #5043 to #5042 - schnizel ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
dibs bedora
#5040 - anon (10/30/2014) [-]
>Russia, USA, China, Britain, France and the UK go together
>form 4th Reich
>make concentration camps for all mudslimes in every country of the world
>the world is happy
User avatar #5041 to #5040 - schnizel ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
I doubt that, but as long as men live, there will be war.
Also, how's life in Sweden?
User avatar #5037 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
illryian or aryan which one is better
User avatar #5038 to #5037 - schnizel ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Illyrians are Aryan.
User avatar #5036 - lordketchup ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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User avatar #5035 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
You should probably make your thread on the Nation Builder post, dude.
#5033 - jadewest (10/27/2014) [-]
**jadewest tips Goebbels** m'aryan
User avatar #5034 to #5033 - schnizel ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#5031 - anon (10/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #5032 to #5031 - schnizel ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
dank meme
User avatar #5027 - watthekilo (10/22/2014) [-]
When i first found you i thought you were a crazy far right conspiracy theorist and total douche, but years later when i come back, i realize you are truly an inspiration. You and i are one the same. We both want to end this genocide on our people, we both want to route out the biggest corrupter. You are a gleaming statue of truth in an ocean of gold painted **** . Best of luck to you. faszyzm jest odpowiedź
#5028 to #5027 - schnizel ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
T-thanks, b-baka.
User avatar #5030 to #5029 - schnizel ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #5023 - nanako ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
I am subscribing, you lovely fellow
User avatar #5024 to #5023 - schnizel ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
<3
#5021 - anon (10/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #5022 to #5021 - schnizel ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
#5025 to #5022 - anon (10/22/2014) [-]
can you name them all ?
User avatar #5026 to #5025 - schnizel ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
kim, che, engi, karl, mao, lenin, fidel, and gorby?
User avatar #4981 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Hey man, may I ask you a favour?
User avatar #4982 to #4981 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Etiam?
User avatar #4983 to #4982 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Well, for a school project, I have to compare the different school systems from European countries. And I have to do Eastern Europe and the Balkans. What I would like to know, is how the Bosnian schooling system works, what the curriculum is, from what ages you go to school, what the cultural views are on education. Such as that it is either meant just to teach you stuff for a job, or if it's also viewed as something that is also meant to teach morality. If you also know the systems/cultural views form other Balkan countries, please, do tell.

P.S. I won't be responding the next 30 minutes, gotta eat.
User avatar #4994 to #4983 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
>is how the Bosnian schooling system works
Works and working is an imaginary word here in Bosnia. It's broken to the core, we learn stuff that we are never going to use and use stuff that we know nothing about.
> is how the Bosnian schooling system works,
Well, we have middle school (osnovna skola), and then we go into gimnazija (high school) or a high school designed for certain professions (tehnicka skola, grafica, muzicka), etc...
>what the curriculum is
let me google what that means........
> from what ages you go to school
8 for me, 7 for most. Dad didn't want the school to ruin my childhood, or life in that matter. Once I get crowned emperor I will make the reforms made by Augustus look miniscule.
>what the cultural views are on education.
Nothing much, except for cultural clashes when it comes to language which is closer than Swedish and Norwegian. Or religion in classes, the secularist tried to ban it but kids want an extra 5 to improve their overall score.
5=A
1=F
> Such as that it is either meant just to teach you stuff for a job,
Gimnazija not so much, and the schools for professions, only a bit for the "gifted".
> or if it's also viewed as something that is also meant to teach morality.
Our Democracy teacher hit an old man and gave him 50 KM so that he won't call the police. And she talks **** about Hitler and any other bad goy in history and talks about how democracy is good but we aren't using it "In a correct way".
>If you also know the systems/cultural views form other Balkan countries, please, do tell.
They would likely be the same.
User avatar #5003 to #4994 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Learning stuff you'll never use, that is kind of standard with most schools.

You guys have a Democracy teacher? What did they teach you guys there? I think we had something similar. In societystudy we were taught how the government works, and how goverments under different ideologies work, such as communism and fascism.

Also, when I asked for cultural views, I kind of meant about stuff of how culture views schooling, such as that it is the single most important thing in Japan, and that a mother's only job is to basically make sure the child succeeds. Or if it is really relaxed when it comes to schooling

Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?
User avatar #5007 to #5003 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
We get overused computers from CHINA!
***** , for a magazine we got cool tablets and **** but once the TV cameras were shut down we were back using the abacus.
User avatar #5006 to #5003 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
>Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?
<Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?
User avatar #5009 to #5006 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
You may think it's a strange question, but in Canada, there are schools that are partially funded by the national state, while the provinces also have to fund them partially themselves.
User avatar #5010 to #5009 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
***** , we have no funding, we don't even have money for MOUSE PADS!
User avatar #5011 to #5010 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Shiiiit mang. But somebody has to pay for teachers and books and **** .
User avatar #5012 to #5011 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
That would be the debt.
User avatar #5016 to #5012 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info. I think I'll be able to do the other countries on my own.
User avatar #5018 to #5016 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
np
User avatar #5005 to #5003 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Yep.
If I were to use catapults I would find math a bit more interesting.
> What did they teach you guys there?
**** .
**** .
> I think we had something similar. In societystudy we were taught how the government works, and how goverments under different ideologies work, such as communism and fascism.
I, as a fine gentleman and a true scholar have rekt her in every single argument she made. She teaches **** .
>Also, when I asked for cultural views, I kind of meant about stuff of how culture views schooling
Depends, some like their children to be educated, while other parents just want a passing grade.
>Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?
User avatar #4984 to #4983 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I will be eating too, BRB soon.
User avatar #4985 to #4984 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Alright. Have a good one.
User avatar #4986 to #4985 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Back.
User avatar #4987 to #4986 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. But will you help me out with this, or are you busy?
User avatar #4988 to #4987 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I will write it in a quicky.
User avatar #4989 to #4988 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man, you're a true Ubermensch.
User avatar #4991 to #4990 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Remove kebab.

By the way, I heard that there was apparent proof that Israel helps ISIS. Not only supplying them, but also treating them in their hospitals. Maybe somethign you'd like to look further into. If this is true, I won't be neutral anymore when it comes to Israel, I will become anti-Israel.
User avatar #4993 to #4991 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Also, Divide et impera.
User avatar #4992 to #4991 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
It's way beyond obvious, they not once killed a jew, and they're muslims.
User avatar #4995 to #4992 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
You know, ISIS is probably a way by them for the west to become anti-Islamic. Think about it. Through immigration, the amount of muslims grows. However, a christian/atheistic west is their only ally well, it's the closest thing they've got for allies . If the west becomes islamic, they will lose support from the westN No more support from the west, it will become a muslim man-hunt for jews, in the middle east, and in Europe, spelling their own doom. ISIS is the worst of the worsts the muslims have to offer so far, creating western hatred for muslims.
I already thought it was fishy when I heard that Geert Wilders was being backed by jews.
User avatar #4996 to #4995 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
My opinion, which is the only valid one, don't chose either sides, **** them both.
Like when Alexander cut the Gordian Knot.
User avatar #4997 to #4996 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Yup. There is always a third option.
User avatar #4998 to #4997 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
The final solution.
User avatar #4999 to #4998 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Yup. With the rate things are going, especially with Israel, the jews will be their own downfall.
User avatar #5020 to #4999 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
c y
User avatar #5000 to #4999 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
True.
User avatar #5001 to #5000 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
You know, I do not like to say it, but you are kind of rubbing off on me. no homo though
User avatar #5017 to #5001 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
3 Gaben.
User avatar #5019 to #5017 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Anyway, I think I'm gonna play some mount & blade now. See you around.
User avatar #5014 to #5001 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Only the original, not on steam.
#5015 to #5014 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Damn man. Wanted to play with you. You should try the expansions. They make the game much, much better.   
   
 Give your shekels to the steam man.
Damn man. Wanted to play with you. You should try the expansions. They make the game much, much better.

Give your shekels to the steam man.
User avatar #5013 to #5008 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
I'll take that as a yes. What expansions do you have. Do you also have it on steam?
User avatar #5002 to #5001 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Tu fui ego eris.
User avatar #5004 to #5002 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
I can't speak latin for **** , but let me guess: you said something roughly translated to: As I am, you will be.

Also, do you have civilization 5?
#4974 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Wait, did you actually watch Kill la Kill, or did you just find that video at random?
Wait, did you actually watch Kill la Kill, or did you just find that video at random?
User avatar #4975 to #4974 - schnizel ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Random.
#4976 to #4975 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I expected as much.   
   
Please continue removing kebabs, schnizzy
I expected as much.

Please continue removing kebabs, schnizzy
#4977 to #4976 - schnizel ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Will do.
Will do.
#4969 - dissectedtesticle (10/18/2014) [-]
tfw more daily reminders, please
User avatar #4971 to #4969 - schnizel ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
will do
User avatar #4970 to #4969 - schnizel ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
will do
User avatar #4967 - crazyolitis (10/17/2014) [-]
geacron.com/home-en/
Dude. Not sure how interested you are in this kind of stuff, but this is a site that shows empires/cities/cultures from 3000BC to 2014AD. It's ****** great.
User avatar #4968 to #4967 - schnizel ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#4954 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Remember that joke I suggested konradkurze could use?

The "What newspaper does Schnizel read? - The Daily Reminder" joke. I got an idea to make a couple of mock-newspapers and upload them as a "if various FJ users had their own magazines". Thoughts?

Also, I need ideas for other users, I'm contemplating making one called "The Morning Star" with the editor-in-chief being krasnogvardiech being a Soviet/Communist-themed (therefore named "THЗ MФЯИIЙG STДЯ"), but I can't make a comp with only two newspapers. :-/
User avatar #4955 to #4954 - krasnogvardiech (10/16/2014) [-]
"Tnye Mfyaiyiiyiyy(G does not exist, neither does S) Tdya".

Comrade, I have bad news...
User avatar #4956 to #4955 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Sorry, I thought the implication that it would be faux cyrillic en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic was obvious.
User avatar #4957 to #4956 - krasnogvardiech (10/16/2014) [-]
It is obvious. I just fail to comprehend mortal sarcasm.
#4958 to #4957 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh, well either way, I thought about and instead found a Russian looking font here: www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=205&text=The+Morning+Star&fpp=100&a=on&e=on

How does this look for a header?
User avatar #4959 to #4958 - krasnogvardiech (10/17/2014) [-]
An eyesore. Less North Asian pacific and/or banana republic Cuban weapons deal, more Soviet up in here.
#4960 to #4959 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
&gt;Providing honest feedback   
Thanks man, appreciate it, I'll try out something else. I was trying to make it look late 1980es Russian, but then again I'm neither Russian nor lived in the 1980es.    
   
I'll try to look up some old russian newspapers online and see if I can do something better.
>Providing honest feedback
Thanks man, appreciate it, I'll try out something else. I was trying to make it look late 1980es Russian, but then again I'm neither Russian nor lived in the 1980es.

I'll try to look up some old russian newspapers online and see if I can do something better.
User avatar #4961 to #4960 - krasnogvardiech (10/17/2014) [-]
Remember. Something directly Communist in theme, not merely taking on Soviet characteristics.
#4962 to #4961 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
You're proud of your heritage, you want the real deal, now a Laibach-esque emulation.
How is this?
User avatar #4963 to #4962 - krasnogvardiech (10/17/2014) [-]
Acceptable. Sorry for the delay.
#4964 to #4963 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Great, any other users you'd suggest? I want to make as many as possible without having to make one of myself.   
   
And if there is anything your unhappy with on &quot;The Morning Star&quot;, feel free to tell me. The same goes for schnizel and The Daily Reminder.
Great, any other users you'd suggest? I want to make as many as possible without having to make one of myself.

And if there is anything your unhappy with on "The Morning Star", feel free to tell me. The same goes for schnizel and The Daily Reminder.
#4952 - anon (10/16/2014) [-]
u aryan ?
User avatar #4966 to #4952 - schnizel ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
ye
#4972 to #4966 - anon (10/18/2014) [-]
illyrian =/= aryan
User avatar #4973 to #4972 - schnizel ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
illyrian == aryan*
FTFY
#4979 to #4973 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
prove ?
User avatar #4980 to #4979 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Proof.
User avatar #4953 to #4952 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Well, he ain't a Yid.
User avatar #4947 - internetexplain ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
schnizel buddy, I found this lefty comedian and I find this guy is breddy gud.
I'd reccomend him to you, but I doubt you speak german.

the **** he just said tho

"Someone always has to be at fault in Germany, it's an old tradition and there simply aren't enough Jews left."
User avatar #4948 to #4947 - schnizel ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #4950 to #4948 - internetexplain ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
Also, you have to keep in mind , in germany , liberals and conservatives have reversed roles.
User avatar #4951 to #4950 - schnizel ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #4949 to #4948 - internetexplain ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
another fun line - i'll explain the background to that to you first
we had a politician called Thilo Sarazzin who wrote a book on immigrants , book was called " Germany abolishes itself " for which he got a lot of hate.

so then the comedian said this
"According to Sarazzin , the problem in Greece is same as in Berlin - Too few real Germans. If we had real Germans everywhere , they'd have a proper economy , we wouldn't have all these problems , a German captain wouldn't have sunk the Costa Concordia , there just aren't enough real Germans in the world , we shouldn't have lost that war. "
User avatar #4933 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
daily reminder

Jews are necessary for a healthy economy :^) they help give out loans to those who need it
User avatar #4934 to #4933 - schnizel ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #4935 to #4934 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
I missed your daily reminded (re)posts
User avatar #4936 to #4935 - schnizel ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't worry, they'll be back.
#4937 to #4936 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
I've had no one to remind me that i'm superior for the past few days
I've had no one to remind me that i'm superior for the past few days
User avatar #4938 to #4937 - schnizel ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
You're 5/5
#4939 to #4938 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
And you're 6/5 mein fuhrer
And you're 6/5 mein fuhrer
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