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#2 - #shotsfired 3 minutes ago on Dota2 the best 0
#33 - Tell me his story. 4 minutes ago on top fucking kek 0
#31 - Oh, that was hard. >inb4 that's what she said  [+] (2 new replies) 7 minutes ago on top fucking kek +1
User avatar #32 - Rockaman (5 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, was trying to carry on the whole 'successful military commanders who shat themselves to death' thing!
User avatar #33 - schnizel (4 minutes ago) [-]
Tell me his story.
#29 - Henry?  [+] (4 new replies) 9 minutes ago on top fucking kek +1
User avatar #30 - Rockaman (7 minutes ago) [-]
If you meant Henry Vth, then pretty close although he was king.

It's Edward the Black Prince
User avatar #31 - schnizel (7 minutes ago) [-]
Oh, that was hard.
>inb4 that's what she said
User avatar #32 - Rockaman (5 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, was trying to carry on the whole 'successful military commanders who shat themselves to death' thing!
User avatar #33 - schnizel (4 minutes ago) [-]
Tell me his story.
#70665 - ewww 14 minutes ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#3 - she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door DUH! 19 minutes ago on Albania tells a spoopy story +1
#26 - <3  [+] (1 new reply) 25 minutes ago on top fucking kek 0
User avatar #27 - turtletroll (25 minutes ago) [-]
<4
#24 - lel  [+] (3 new replies) 27 minutes ago on top fucking kek 0
User avatar #25 - turtletroll (26 minutes ago) [-]
kek
User avatar #26 - schnizel (25 minutes ago) [-]
<3
User avatar #27 - turtletroll (25 minutes ago) [-]
<4
#22 - No, I will be coca cola.  [+] (5 new replies) 28 minutes ago on top fucking kek 0
User avatar #23 - turtletroll (27 minutes ago) [-]
Only if you do lots of cocaine for the coca part
User avatar #24 - schnizel (27 minutes ago) [-]
lel
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kek
User avatar #26 - schnizel (25 minutes ago) [-]
<3
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<4
#20 - No idea.  [+] (6 new replies) 29 minutes ago on top fucking kek 0
User avatar #28 - Rockaman (10 minutes ago) [-]
I'll make it quite a bit more obvious, before giving you the answer. (May actually be pretty damn hard if you're not European, or if you don't know much about that period of history.)

>Fought in a time of 100 years of war against France
>His father watched him in peril but did not send help, though through triumph he 'won his spurs'
>Was one of the founding members of a knightly order
>His 2 great victories made him very popular with his people
>His son became a King in childhood
>He would have been King if he had survived for a year longer
User avatar #29 - schnizel (9 minutes ago) [-]
Henry?
User avatar #30 - Rockaman (7 minutes ago) [-]
If you meant Henry Vth, then pretty close although he was king.

It's Edward the Black Prince
User avatar #31 - schnizel (7 minutes ago) [-]
Oh, that was hard.
>inb4 that's what she said
User avatar #32 - Rockaman (5 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, was trying to carry on the whole 'successful military commanders who shat themselves to death' thing!
User avatar #33 - schnizel (4 minutes ago) [-]
Tell me his story.

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User avatar #4981 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Hey man, may I ask you a favour?
User avatar #4982 to #4981 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Etiam?
User avatar #4983 to #4982 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Well, for a school project, I have to compare the different school systems from European countries. And I have to do Eastern Europe and the Balkans. What I would like to know, is how the Bosnian schooling system works, what the curriculum is, from what ages you go to school, what the cultural views are on education. Such as that it is either meant just to teach you stuff for a job, or if it's also viewed as something that is also meant to teach morality. If you also know the systems/cultural views form other Balkan countries, please, do tell.

P.S. I won't be responding the next 30 minutes, gotta eat.
User avatar #4994 to #4983 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
>is how the Bosnian schooling system works
Works and working is an imaginary word here in Bosnia. It's broken to the core, we learn stuff that we are never going to use and use stuff that we know nothing about.
> is how the Bosnian schooling system works,
Well, we have middle school (osnovna skola), and then we go into gimnazija (high school) or a high school designed for certain professions (tehnicka skola, grafica, muzicka), etc...
>what the curriculum is
let me google what that means........
> from what ages you go to school
8 for me, 7 for most. Dad didn't want the school to ruin my childhood, or life in that matter. Once I get crowned emperor I will make the reforms made by Augustus look miniscule.
>what the cultural views are on education.
Nothing much, except for cultural clashes when it comes to language which is closer than Swedish and Norwegian. Or religion in classes, the secularist tried to ban it but kids want an extra 5 to improve their overall score.
5=A
1=F
> Such as that it is either meant just to teach you stuff for a job,
Gimnazija not so much, and the schools for professions, only a bit for the "gifted".
> or if it's also viewed as something that is also meant to teach morality.
Our Democracy teacher hit an old man and gave him 50 KM so that he won't call the police. And she talks **** about Hitler and any other bad goy in history and talks about how democracy is good but we aren't using it "In a correct way".
>If you also know the systems/cultural views form other Balkan countries, please, do tell.
They would likely be the same.
User avatar #5003 to #4994 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Learning stuff you'll never use, that is kind of standard with most schools.

You guys have a Democracy teacher? What did they teach you guys there? I think we had something similar. In societystudy we were taught how the government works, and how goverments under different ideologies work, such as communism and fascism.

Also, when I asked for cultural views, I kind of meant about stuff of how culture views schooling, such as that it is the single most important thing in Japan, and that a mother's only job is to basically make sure the child succeeds. Or if it is really relaxed when it comes to schooling

Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?
User avatar #5007 to #5003 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
We get overused computers from CHINA!
***** , for a magazine we got cool tablets and **** but once the TV cameras were shut down we were back using the abacus.
User avatar #5006 to #5003 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
>Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?
<Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?
User avatar #5009 to #5006 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
You may think it's a strange question, but in Canada, there are schools that are partially funded by the national state, while the provinces also have to fund them partially themselves.
User avatar #5010 to #5009 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
***** , we have no funding, we don't even have money for MOUSE PADS!
User avatar #5011 to #5010 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Shiiiit mang. But somebody has to pay for teachers and books and **** .
User avatar #5012 to #5011 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
That would be the debt.
User avatar #5016 to #5012 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info. I think I'll be able to do the other countries on my own.
User avatar #5018 to #5016 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
np
User avatar #5005 to #5003 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Yep.
If I were to use catapults I would find math a bit more interesting.
> What did they teach you guys there?
**** .
**** .
> I think we had something similar. In societystudy we were taught how the government works, and how goverments under different ideologies work, such as communism and fascism.
I, as a fine gentleman and a true scholar have rekt her in every single argument she made. She teaches **** .
>Also, when I asked for cultural views, I kind of meant about stuff of how culture views schooling
Depends, some like their children to be educated, while other parents just want a passing grade.
>Also, are schools funded by the national state, or is funding down by the provinces themselves?
User avatar #4984 to #4983 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I will be eating too, BRB soon.
User avatar #4985 to #4984 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Alright. Have a good one.
User avatar #4986 to #4985 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Back.
User avatar #4987 to #4986 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. But will you help me out with this, or are you busy?
User avatar #4988 to #4987 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I will write it in a quicky.
User avatar #4989 to #4988 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man, you're a true Ubermensch.
User avatar #4991 to #4990 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Remove kebab.

By the way, I heard that there was apparent proof that Israel helps ISIS. Not only supplying them, but also treating them in their hospitals. Maybe somethign you'd like to look further into. If this is true, I won't be neutral anymore when it comes to Israel, I will become anti-Israel.
User avatar #4993 to #4991 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Also, Divide et impera.
User avatar #4992 to #4991 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
It's way beyond obvious, they not once killed a jew, and they're muslims.
User avatar #4995 to #4992 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
You know, ISIS is probably a way by them for the west to become anti-Islamic. Think about it. Through immigration, the amount of muslims grows. However, a christian/atheistic west is their only ally well, it's the closest thing they've got for allies . If the west becomes islamic, they will lose support from the westN No more support from the west, it will become a muslim man-hunt for jews, in the middle east, and in Europe, spelling their own doom. ISIS is the worst of the worsts the muslims have to offer so far, creating western hatred for muslims.
I already thought it was fishy when I heard that Geert Wilders was being backed by jews.
User avatar #4996 to #4995 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
My opinion, which is the only valid one, don't chose either sides, **** them both.
Like when Alexander cut the Gordian Knot.
User avatar #4997 to #4996 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Yup. There is always a third option.
User avatar #4998 to #4997 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
The final solution.
User avatar #4999 to #4998 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Yup. With the rate things are going, especially with Israel, the jews will be their own downfall.
User avatar #5020 to #4999 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
c y
User avatar #5000 to #4999 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
True.
User avatar #5001 to #5000 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
You know, I do not like to say it, but you are kind of rubbing off on me. no homo though
User avatar #5017 to #5001 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
3 Gaben.
User avatar #5019 to #5017 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Anyway, I think I'm gonna play some mount & blade now. See you around.
User avatar #5014 to #5001 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Only the original, not on steam.
#5015 to #5014 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Damn man. Wanted to play with you. You should try the expansions. They make the game much, much better.   
   
 Give your shekels to the steam man.
Damn man. Wanted to play with you. You should try the expansions. They make the game much, much better.

Give your shekels to the steam man.
User avatar #5013 to #5008 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
I'll take that as a yes. What expansions do you have. Do you also have it on steam?
User avatar #5002 to #5001 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Tu fui ego eris.
User avatar #5004 to #5002 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
I can't speak latin for **** , but let me guess: you said something roughly translated to: As I am, you will be.

Also, do you have civilization 5?
#4974 - friedgreenpomatoes (10/19/2014) [-]
Wait, did you actually watch Kill la Kill, or did you just find that video at random?
Wait, did you actually watch Kill la Kill, or did you just find that video at random?
User avatar #4975 to #4974 - schnizel ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Random.
#4976 to #4975 - friedgreenpomatoes (10/19/2014) [-]
I expected as much.   
   
Please continue removing kebabs, schnizzy
I expected as much.

Please continue removing kebabs, schnizzy
#4977 to #4976 - schnizel ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Will do.
Will do.
#4969 - dissectedtesticle ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
tfw more daily reminders, please
User avatar #4971 to #4969 - schnizel ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
will do
User avatar #4970 to #4969 - schnizel ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
will do
User avatar #4967 - crazyolitis (10/17/2014) [-]
geacron.com/home-en/
Dude. Not sure how interested you are in this kind of stuff, but this is a site that shows empires/cities/cultures from 3000BC to 2014AD. It's ****** great.
User avatar #4968 to #4967 - schnizel ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#4954 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
Remember that joke I suggested konradkurze could use?

The "What newspaper does Schnizel read? - The Daily Reminder" joke. I got an idea to make a couple of mock-newspapers and upload them as a "if various FJ users had their own magazines". Thoughts?

Also, I need ideas for other users, I'm contemplating making one called "The Morning Star" with the editor-in-chief being krasnogvardiech being a Soviet/Communist-themed (therefore named "THЗ MФЯИIЙG STДЯ"), but I can't make a comp with only two newspapers. :-/
User avatar #4955 to #4954 - krasnogvardiech (10/16/2014) [-]
"Tnye Mfyaiyiiyiyy(G does not exist, neither does S) Tdya".

Comrade, I have bad news...
User avatar #4956 to #4955 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
Sorry, I thought the implication that it would be faux cyrillic en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic was obvious.
User avatar #4957 to #4956 - krasnogvardiech (10/16/2014) [-]
It is obvious. I just fail to comprehend mortal sarcasm.
#4958 to #4957 - caffeinecommissar (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh, well either way, I thought about and instead found a Russian looking font here: www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=205&text=The+Morning+Star&fpp=100&a=on&e=on

How does this look for a header?
User avatar #4959 to #4958 - krasnogvardiech (10/17/2014) [-]
An eyesore. Less North Asian pacific and/or banana republic Cuban weapons deal, more Soviet up in here.
#4960 to #4959 - caffeinecommissar (10/17/2014) [-]
&gt;Providing honest feedback   
Thanks man, appreciate it, I'll try out something else. I was trying to make it look late 1980es Russian, but then again I'm neither Russian nor lived in the 1980es.    
   
I'll try to look up some old russian newspapers online and see if I can do something better.
>Providing honest feedback
Thanks man, appreciate it, I'll try out something else. I was trying to make it look late 1980es Russian, but then again I'm neither Russian nor lived in the 1980es.

I'll try to look up some old russian newspapers online and see if I can do something better.
User avatar #4961 to #4960 - krasnogvardiech (10/17/2014) [-]
Remember. Something directly Communist in theme, not merely taking on Soviet characteristics.
#4962 to #4961 - caffeinecommissar (10/17/2014) [-]
You're proud of your heritage, you want the real deal, now a Laibach-esque emulation.
How is this?
User avatar #4963 to #4962 - krasnogvardiech (10/17/2014) [-]
Acceptable. Sorry for the delay.
#4964 to #4963 - caffeinecommissar (10/17/2014) [-]
Great, any other users you'd suggest? I want to make as many as possible without having to make one of myself.   
   
And if there is anything your unhappy with on &quot;The Morning Star&quot;, feel free to tell me. The same goes for schnizel and The Daily Reminder.
Great, any other users you'd suggest? I want to make as many as possible without having to make one of myself.

And if there is anything your unhappy with on "The Morning Star", feel free to tell me. The same goes for schnizel and The Daily Reminder.
#4952 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
u aryan ?
User avatar #4966 to #4952 - schnizel ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
ye
#4972 to #4966 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
illyrian =/= aryan
User avatar #4973 to #4972 - schnizel ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
illyrian == aryan*
FTFY
#4979 to #4973 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
prove ?
User avatar #4980 to #4979 - schnizel ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Proof.
User avatar #4953 to #4952 - caffeinecommissar (10/16/2014) [-]
Well, he ain't a Yid.
User avatar #4947 - internetexplain (10/14/2014) [-]
schnizel buddy, I found this lefty comedian and I find this guy is breddy gud.
I'd reccomend him to you, but I doubt you speak german.

the **** he just said tho

"Someone always has to be at fault in Germany, it's an old tradition and there simply aren't enough Jews left."
User avatar #4948 to #4947 - schnizel ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #4950 to #4948 - internetexplain (10/14/2014) [-]
Also, you have to keep in mind , in germany , liberals and conservatives have reversed roles.
User avatar #4951 to #4950 - schnizel ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #4949 to #4948 - internetexplain (10/14/2014) [-]
another fun line - i'll explain the background to that to you first
we had a politician called Thilo Sarazzin who wrote a book on immigrants , book was called " Germany abolishes itself " for which he got a lot of hate.

so then the comedian said this
"According to Sarazzin , the problem in Greece is same as in Berlin - Too few real Germans. If we had real Germans everywhere , they'd have a proper economy , we wouldn't have all these problems , a German captain wouldn't have sunk the Costa Concordia , there just aren't enough real Germans in the world , we shouldn't have lost that war. "
User avatar #4933 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
daily reminder

Jews are necessary for a healthy economy :^) they help give out loans to those who need it
User avatar #4934 to #4933 - schnizel ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #4935 to #4934 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
I missed your daily reminded (re)posts
User avatar #4936 to #4935 - schnizel ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't worry, they'll be back.
#4937 to #4936 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
I've had no one to remind me that i'm superior for the past few days
I've had no one to remind me that i'm superior for the past few days
User avatar #4938 to #4937 - schnizel ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
You're 5/5
#4939 to #4938 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
And you're 6/5 mein fuhrer
And you're 6/5 mein fuhrer
User avatar #4931 - caffeinecommissar (10/11/2014) [-]
A bit of a humorous anecdote from the Eastern Balkans.

I hadn't even arrived in Romania and my luggage had gone missing*. ******* gypsies I'm off to a good start here; Less than an hour in the country and I'm down to the clothes on my back and my usual shoulder-bag.

At this rate by the time I'm leaving Romania I'll be down to half a toe-nail. -___-

*Turns out they forgot to put my luggage on the plane in Copenhagen in the first place, so I'm not really justified on being angry at the Romanians yet. Do I feel entitled enough to do so anyway? **** yeah!
User avatar #4932 to #4931 - schnizel ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
10/1
User avatar #4941 to #4932 - caffeinecommissar (10/13/2014) [-]
Yesterday didn't fare much better; A police officer harassed my father (who lives in Romania).

A legit police officer that is, not a fake one, my father's crime? Looking suspicious.

We ******* now.
User avatar #4942 to #4941 - schnizel ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
xD
User avatar #4943 to #4942 - caffeinecommissar (10/13/2014) [-]
Also, I saw a irredentism demonstration... perhaps Romania is salvageable?
User avatar #4944 to #4943 - schnizel ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
maybe but less likely
User avatar #4945 to #4944 - caffeinecommissar (10/13/2014) [-]
Well, tell me when you've reclaimed all of Yugoslavia in the name of Bosnia, when I've united the Nordic Countries we shall fix the wretched mess called Romania.

And by "fix" I mean "all of the Balkans is rightful Bosnian clay, right?".
#4946 to #4945 - schnizel ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4924 - crazyolitis (09/25/2014) [-]
IT'S HAPPENING! We know about what the new TW game is: www.totalwar.com/
User avatar #4925 to #4924 - schnizel ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I saw it already....
Not suprised....
User avatar #4926 to #4925 - crazyolitis (09/25/2014) [-]
Eh, I supposed it's actually kind of like Total war: Rome: Barbarian invasion.
User avatar #4927 to #4926 - schnizel ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
It's what Rome 2 should have been but Rome 2 was a gigant beta, I'm ashamed that I have preordered it.
User avatar #4928 to #4927 - crazyolitis (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, Creative Assembly kind of has a history for ******* up the releases.
User avatar #4929 to #4928 - schnizel ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
yep
#4922 - caffeinecommissar (09/25/2014) [-]
teranin and schnizel - has you two seen this? From Sarkeesian's "lecture" (the one moot attended).

Does this remind you of anything?
User avatar #4923 to #4922 - schnizel ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
2spooky100me
#4905 - crazyolitis (09/24/2014) [-]
Found this. Thought of you. You should save it, in case a you find a troll commenting at your posts.
#4908 to #4905 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Hmm, strange, it won't stop.
Hmm, strange, it won't stop.
#4907 to #4905 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Just made it in Flash.
Just made it in Flash.
#4909 to #4907 - crazyolitis (09/24/2014) [-]
Have you ever tried hiding archers/skirmishers in tall grass? Tie up most enemy forces, and when they think that they can flank you, BAM. Spears through the back of their skulls. Counterattack? Skirmishers are too fast. Pulling back the troops means holes in the line, holes in the line lead to free units of your own, so you can surround them. result: UTTER ANNIHALATION.
User avatar #4911 to #4909 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Also, are you excited for the new TW game?
User avatar #4913 to #4911 - crazyolitis (09/24/2014) [-]
he one to be set in the Warhammer universe? Hell yeah.
User avatar #4914 to #4913 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Well, nothing is confirmed, but I would if not warhammer like a setting never done before in TW, like for example the bronze age, the dark ages, or alexanders age.....
User avatar #4916 to #4914 - crazyolitis (09/24/2014) [-]
Well, there is a Total war: Alexander. Although it's short, small and not that good.

Personally, I'd love to see a game set in the age of Charlemagne. Although one set in China during the Mongol invasion would also be pretty sweet.
#4919 to #4916 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
That would be good, also:
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User avatar #4910 to #4909 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Too bad the battle mechanics feel like a broken lemon monkey programmed them.
User avatar #4912 to #4910 - crazyolitis (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, kind of. To be honest, so far I have only been able to do it in Rome 1 and with the spanish in TW: med 2.
User avatar #4915 to #4912 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
True, the Spanish had good cav.
User avatar #4917 to #4915 - crazyolitis (09/24/2014) [-]
Nah man, good ships, skirmishers, swordsmen and ************* Muskets
User avatar #4918 to #4917 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Ye, and I think that without the muzzies attacking them that they wouldn't grow so big
User avatar #4920 to #4918 - crazyolitis (09/24/2014) [-]
You know, when you think about it, was it really that bad that the muslims tok over Constantinople? I mean, the west lost a friendly empire for the spice trade, but it also indirectly caused the west to start its empires
User avatar #4921 to #4920 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Well, when talking about bad, you have to say bad for who. But I would most likely have a united Europe instead of a large *********** of people that started a religion to unite themselves only to **** eachother the same way they did before.
And I mean, it shouldn't have been European nationsVS European nations, with the Muslim world united that would be the dumbest thing to do.
******* hell, over 550 major recorded battles against infidels and they still haven't conquered us.
With the immigration rates, they will.
User avatar #4906 to #4905 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
Just pulled a Schnizel on an AI enemy, I sure did rekt him, too bad the game crashed.
#4897 - solidderking (09/23/2014) [-]
heil you schnizel, avatar of /pol/, possible destroyer of Judaism, whitest of the balkanpeople, teller of the truth most of the time, ignore this  ,scholar of many things history for example , may you live long and explain me why i wrote this
heil you schnizel, avatar of /pol/, possible destroyer of Judaism, whitest of the balkanpeople, teller of the truth most of the time, ignore this ,scholar of many things history for example , may you live long and explain me why i wrote this
#4898 to #4897 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4899 to #4898 - solidderking (09/24/2014) [-]
im really bored
User avatar #4901 to #4899 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Check PM
User avatar #4902 to #4901 - solidderking (09/24/2014) [-]
i aint got no PM
User avatar #4904 to #4902 - solidderking (09/24/2014) [-]
oh god, they are glorious,especially the second video
User avatar #4900 to #4899 - schnizel ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I know.
User avatar #4896 to #4895 - schnizel ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
i cri ever tim
User avatar #4893 - crazyolitis (09/23/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus
Today is Augustus' birthday.

Just felt like posting this.
#4891 - standingbehindyou (09/22/2014) [-]
thank mr schnizel
thank mr schnizel
#4892 to #4891 - schnizel ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4890 to #4889 - schnizel ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
On it.
#4883 - caffeinecommissar (09/19/2014) [-]
Start the van, you and Syrianassassin got **** to do.

chan.org.il/
User avatar #4884 to #4883 - schnizel ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #4885 to #4884 - caffeinecommissar (09/19/2014) [-]
An Israeli chan. Do you need to know more?
User avatar #4886 to #4885 - schnizel ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
shiet
#4887 to #4886 - caffeinecommissar (09/19/2014) [-]
You're welcome , may you and the other anti-Semenites on FJ have fun .
You're welcome , may you and the other anti-Semenites on FJ have fun .
User avatar #4888 to #4887 - schnizel ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
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