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#147 - The green ants in northern Queensland (Australia) taste like l… 01/04/2012 on Strange Facts FOUR (Five in... +1
#187 - i lol'd 01/04/2012 on Doesn't Matter +2
#158 - nice - spectrum plectrum. 01/03/2012 on Some will get it +8
#225 - That left me eggstatic. 01/02/2012 on THIS MAN 0
#91 - Good show ol' chap. 12/22/2011 on Mind. Blown. 0
#67 - i liekk! 12/21/2011 on Vending Machines in Japan! +3
#32 - Still a better love story then twilight. 12/21/2011 on Damn you morbid channel +12
#97 - Nostalgia is like Herpes... you can never truely get rid of it… 12/21/2011 on Musical Powers +1
#100 - This belongs on the morbid channel. ... ... ... scary sh!t.. 12/21/2011 on Chicken Nuggets +2
#380 - Why not have both?  [+] (15 new replies) 12/21/2011 on True Fear +4
#382 - lollyholly (12/21/2011) [-]
Cupcakes = perfect mix.
#384 - heyowolfy (12/21/2011) [-]
Cupca....NOPE.
#386 - lollyholly (12/21/2011) [-]
I've read it 3 times and still don't see what is so bad about it.
#387 - heyowolfy (12/21/2011) [-]
I don't even think I made it a full chapter into the story before I felt queasy.
Maybe I'm just a pussy. ;P
#389 - lollyholly (12/21/2011) [-]
READ IT ALL.

READ ALL OF IT.
#391 - heyowolfy (12/21/2011) [-]
Too much ickyness, bro.
#398 - lollyholly (12/21/2011) [-]
Ok.

"Swallowing, Pinkie turned her attention to a small can on the tray. She removed the lid, revealing that it was filled with red-hot coals. Lying on top of the coals were several large nails. As the adrenalin filled her veins, Dash began to panic again. Picking up the can, Pinkie walked over to Dash’s left. Holding some tongs with her mouth, Pinkie carefully picked up a nail and positioned it at the seam between her victim’s front left leg and hoof. She then grabbed a hammer and took careful aim.
“No Pinkie!” Dash screamed. “NO! NO!”
The hammer came down and the nail punctured Dash’s skin. The white hot burning was too much. Dash screamed as she pulled and thrashed at the braces, causing her raw skin to rub and tear. Pinkie tried to line up another nail, but couldn’t find her aim, and let out a frustrated grunt. When Pinkie brought the hammer back to take a wild swing, Dash burst out crying and begging.
“PLEASE STOP! PLEASE, PLEASE STOP!”
Pinkie rolled her eyes. Putting down the hammer and tongs, she walked back in front of her friend and stared pensively at the broken pegasus. Gilda didn’t even cry this much when she had a live parasprite stuffed down her throat. Pinkie thought for a minute about what to do next, then had a sudden spark of inspiration.
Rotating a wheel on the rack, Pinkie laid Dash on her back, then moved to Dash’s hind legs, bringing the can with her. Picking up her tools, Pinkie drove a searing hot spike of metal directly into the bottom of Dash’s hoof. As Dash yelled in pain, Pinkie moved around and drove a second nail into the other hoof. Next, Pinkie went back to her cart and located an enormous battery and controller, which she dragged over to where she was working. She tied copper wires between the terminals and the nails driven into Dash’s hooves, then gave Dash a wink and flipped the switch."

I'm such a bitch.
#456 - Afrew (12/21/2011) [-]
Soooo what is this from? I kinda wanna read it. What you posted wasn't that bad.
User avatar #497 - lollyholly (12/22/2011) [-]
It's called Cupcakes. The story gets much better than what I posted.
docs.google. com /document /d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en

Have fun!
#433 - kapurass (12/21/2011) [-]
reminded me of Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
#405 - heyowolfy (12/21/2011) [-]
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
#413 - lollyholly (12/21/2011) [-]
Have a nice day.
#414 - heyowolfy (12/21/2011) [-]
Enjoy your Cupcakes.
#420 - lollyholly (12/21/2011) [-]
Oh, I will.
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