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Date Signed Up:9/06/2013
Location:Lubetube
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#13 - Well duh, ofcourse Yu-Gi-Oh gets you pussy. But this post is a… 43 minutes ago on Anons beyblade skills +1
#9 - Who let anon out of the basement again? 4 hours ago on unmatched +2
#62 - Picture 6 hours ago on pretty big random shit comp +7
#303 - In that case... That ****** more hilarious than I t… 01/10/2016 on Erin Esurance porn 0
#301 - Wasn't it called inflation fetish?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Erin Esurance porn 0
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#302 - feelythefeel (01/10/2016) [-]
That's different. I'm talking about literal balloon women.
#303 - schnitzelwagen (01/10/2016) [-]
In that case...
That shit's more hilarious than I thought. Who would fap to fucking curvy balloon women with that wonderful rubber texture to them, am I right?
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#16 - thereisaguy (01/10/2016) [-]
Me too!
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#158 - thereisaguy (01/07/2016) [-]
added, check my profile for the posts before and after this one.
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User avatar #32 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
why helo!

jimble here!

jimble is simple come here for say thank for such good friendly, and also for come wish merry chrimble
User avatar #33 to #32 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
thank for chrimble hellos, jumnbler! A jolly hohohoeings to findings for you, aswell!
User avatar #34 to #33 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
thakn

was very nice for read as was thingk of big red white man with sack
#28 - bismarcksback (12/13/2015) [-]
Dude we have the same comment level and we both have a picture of Otto von Bismarck
#29 to #28 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Brother..?
#31 to #30 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
But never dad.
#25 - corps (06/09/2015) [-]
Much better without the ugly website on the bottom.
Much better without the ugly website on the bottom.
User avatar #26 to #25 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
It was the only fitting one I found after short search. But thanks.
#24 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Anon is dead. Anon is dead and we killed him.
User avatar #27 to #24 - alfonshister ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
bruh

how old is this, you can't delete your account anymore
User avatar #15 - whyheloitisijimble (01/29/2015) [-]
Why helo. You were done a random pick by online friend by Jimble and you get to decide of colour text jimble.

1. Red
2. Yellow
3. Purple
4. Pink
5. Green
6. Orange
7. Blue
User avatar #16 to #15 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
helo jimble nutronbob.
as friendly i sugest the colouring of seven, blue, reasoning this because its coloring from logo of favourizing show on Televisions: adventuring from jimble nutronbob, boy genus
or maybe thinking red, because of color of jimble t-shirt.
regardings, your friendly,
Wagon of schnitzel.
User avatar #18 to #16 - whyheloitisijimble (01/29/2015) [-]
O dear Jimble did a discover of red banned. Jimble must does blue.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
is ok
good choose regardless
thank for letting friendly choose
User avatar #20 to #19 - whyheloitisijimble (01/29/2015) [-]
Not proble.

Due to one of early friendly thank multiple and have nice day

Always use coddlybong
User avatar #21 to #20 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
thank, have nice day jimble
User avatar #17 to #16 - whyheloitisijimble (01/29/2015) [-]
**whyheloitisijimble used "*roll 1, 1-2*"**
**whyheloitisijimble rolls 1**

A one does a mean of red
A two does a mean of blue

Thank.
#14 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
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#10 - thingexplain (11/05/2014) [-]
Just so you don't forget
User avatar #11 to #10 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
Don't worry. I'll print it out, shrink-wrap it and then shove it up my rectum so I'll always remember.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thingexplain (11/05/2014) [-]
That's super convenient! Henceforth everyone you have sex with can find out that you're famous immediately.
#13 to #12 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
Yes... everyone I have sex with...
Yes... everyone I have sex with...
User avatar #6 - alekksandar (09/07/2014) [-]
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #7 to #6 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
But what if I tell you that I AM your daughter?
#9 to #8 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - schnizel ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Well hello there.
#2 to #1 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Get in and drive me into the sunset and off a cliff!!
User avatar #3 to #2 - schnizel ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
*brum brum*
User avatar #4 to #3 - brum (03/10/2014) [-]
WHAT
WHAT DO YOU ASSHOLES WANT
User avatar #5 to #4 - schnizel ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
kek
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