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#57 - Kylo Ren was pretty neat, yeah. And, as others have said, he's… 01/06/2016 on i`m sorry 0
#9 - Shame? Why?  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2016 on "You know it" +4
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#26 - purdon (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't like neck tattoos. It's the the same for me, when a woman gets a tattoo on her foot.
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#11 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/06/2016) [-]
cause they are ugly and its on of the best parts of a woman
#25 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
agree

alot of people get shit tats and they look like smelly tweakers
#21 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Necks?
Damn, now I know how people feel when I say I like feet.
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#22 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/06/2016) [-]
tbh almost every part of a woman is considered erotic. i think its much to do with what you have experienced with women in your life. feet are quite common nothing wrong with that
#12 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
Well, as long as we're just tossing opinions out there: you're ugly.
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#13 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/06/2016) [-]
wow i guess you won this debate with your sharp wit
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#17 - improbablyyourdad (01/06/2016) [-]
You two: it seems we both got autism
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#16 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
When I see a woman with neck tattoos, I become a master debater.
#14 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
I dunno he's on to something
#45 - I wouldn't know, honestly. I haven't had the opportunity to re…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Trolling captain America. +1
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#47 - chuca (01/06/2016) [-]
Welcome to FJ, where we often act exactly like the people we hate. But it's cool when we do it cause we're right.
#11 - Your genes pass on regardless of the color of the vagina you b… 01/06/2016 on /fit/ +4
#24 - As much as I love Armstrong, that scene's infinitely more homoerotic. 01/06/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +24
#19 - But, Washington's first move was to use his free speech to tel…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Social Studies meme comp +2
#29 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
would have appeared cowardly doing it the other way around
#22 - > homoerotic > hugging your bro for saving your hete…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +89
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#23 - mytwocents (01/06/2016) [-]
straight bros don't hug each other.
Nice Pose 2
#41 - oddygnak (01/06/2016) [-]
that scene always reminds me of laputa
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#24 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
As much as I love Armstrong, that scene's infinitely more homoerotic.
#72 - Eh, it was well animated and stuck to the canon of the game. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Punchline 0
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#76 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
I can say the same thing to you.
#2 - Those soulless black eyes... 01/06/2016 on Choo choo motherfucker +65
#70 - You're right, the sprite is fixed, because it's a game and Tob…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Punchline 0
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#71 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm not holding it against you if you like it. I'm just sticking by my personal opinion that the video is autistic.
#72 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
Eh, it was well animated and stuck to the canon of the game.

You're free to have opinions, of course, but that doesn't make your opinions any good.
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#76 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
I can say the same thing to you.
#29 - All just a bunch of dudes who wanted people to live more selfl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on bigfoot +1
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#40 - autumnanubis (01/06/2016) [-]
You can't really prove anything in this world.
#27 - Documentation of an invisible sorcerer in the sky...?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on bigfoot +3
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#28 - baditch (01/06/2016) [-]
I was referring to Jesus, the apostles, Jeremiah and other prophets and historical figures.
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#29 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
All just a bunch of dudes who wanted people to live more selfless, noble lives. Their existence or alleged goodness doesn't really point to Christian mythology being in any way factual.
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#40 - autumnanubis (01/06/2016) [-]
You can't really prove anything in this world.
#73 - But, then you'll have to just kill all her girlfriends.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on stupid kids 0
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#77 - slapchoppin (01/06/2016) [-]
nah my wife can handle that
#49 - 2 * 0 + 2 = 2 01/06/2016 on British toilet etiquette -3
#67 - How does a skeleton talk, drink ketchup, walk around, or use t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Punchline 0
#106 - xerxic (01/06/2016) [-]
I think telekinesis is enough explanation.
#66 - Yeah, but he's only trolling you because you're literally wors…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Punchline +11
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#116 - Sperit (01/07/2016) [-]
But he only fights you when you do the wrong thing
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#73 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
Hey, they attacked ME. It was self-defense. 300 or so cases of self-defense. I'm sure it'll pass in court.
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#96 - drtrousersnake (01/06/2016) [-]
the only way to fight sans is on the genocide route, the only way to get on the genocide route is to go out of your way to kill shit including papyrus who doesn't even attack you in the route.
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#114 - shadowdoogen (01/07/2016) [-]
I always wondered what would happen if when on the Pacifist run he asks you if you want to fight him at the stand near the telescope and you try to attack him.
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#97 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
He startled me, so I stabbed him.
#109 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
your profile picture has never been more relevant than it is now. you psychotic sack of shit
#65 - But, it wasn't like they did anything that wasn't in the game.…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Punchline 0
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#69 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
The character wasn't a furry and he didn't run through the game like sonic the hedgehog
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#70 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
You're right, the sprite is fixed, because it's a game and Toby Fox is not programming the game equivalent of the holo-deck. But, Frisk can pretty much be whatever you want. Who cares.

In any case, Frisk dodges bone lasers and infinite storms of javelins. I mean, the little shit's pretty fast.
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#71 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm not holding it against you if you like it. I'm just sticking by my personal opinion that the video is autistic.
#72 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
Eh, it was well animated and stuck to the canon of the game.

You're free to have opinions, of course, but that doesn't make your opinions any good.
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#76 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
I can say the same thing to you.
#64 - Well, Frisk is of an undetermined gender precisely so you can … 01/06/2016 on Punchline +6
#130 - I think he was awesome in part because Tom Hiddleston is a rea…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Ode to the dark side 0
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#131 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
Now that I agree with.
The actor was awesome and fit the role perfectly. It was the writing for the character I enjoyed less. (story-wise. His lines were also awesome)
#66 - His superior information processing speed and reflexes gave hi… 01/06/2016 on Get it together Cap 0
#127 - Thor was pretty eager to get out of there and not find out, so…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Ode to the dark side 0
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#128 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah. As said it was a weak argument at best.
Either way, a good movie despite my thoughts on Loki.
Not a... bad villain, just not as godly good as most fans makes him out to be.
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#130 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
I think he was awesome in part because Tom Hiddleston is a really great actor for the part.
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#131 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
Now that I agree with.
The actor was awesome and fit the role perfectly. It was the writing for the character I enjoyed less. (story-wise. His lines were also awesome)
#124 - Well, yeah, it was the sequel. They had to step up their game.…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Ode to the dark side 0
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#126 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
I doubt the Hulk could defeat Thor, at least in the movie-verse.
They are shown, to some extend, to be pretty equal in battle.
Hulk got the brute strength.
Thor can fly and has his hammer as well as strategy rather than mindless charging.
I can't argue against the drop pod cage, other than saying we have no evidence it could kill Loki or Thor. All we got was Nick saying it could kill Loki, which might have been a bluff at best. Weak argument, but the best I could come up with.
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#127 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
Thor was pretty eager to get out of there and not find out, so let's assume he would have at least been brutally maimed or crippled, if not dead.
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#128 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah. As said it was a weak argument at best.
Either way, a good movie despite my thoughts on Loki.
Not a... bad villain, just not as godly good as most fans makes him out to be.
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#130 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
I think he was awesome in part because Tom Hiddleston is a really great actor for the part.
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#131 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
Now that I agree with.
The actor was awesome and fit the role perfectly. It was the writing for the character I enjoyed less. (story-wise. His lines were also awesome)
#122 - I was talking about Taskmaster, hence why that was a separate …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Ode to the dark side +2
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#123 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
But they weren't even close to killing each other. Yes. Iron Man and Thor duked it out for a few minutes without any major injuries and Iron Man and Captain America had a bit of a cock-fight, but that was the most of it all. He did more damage to SHIELD than he did to the Avengers.
At worst he was, partly, the cause of the Hulk being released, but even then none of the avengers came close to dying from that little episode.

I guess it might just be me, who was not really impressed by Loki personally. I honestly thought Ultron was a much bigger threat to the world than Loki came close to.
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#124 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
Well, yeah, it was the sequel. They had to step up their game.

But, Thor was nearly killed by the drop pod cage, and might have been killed by Hulk if things had gone worse.

All in all, it was a pretty good plan. But, family movie, heroes gotta win. It's understandable.
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#126 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
I doubt the Hulk could defeat Thor, at least in the movie-verse.
They are shown, to some extend, to be pretty equal in battle.
Hulk got the brute strength.
Thor can fly and has his hammer as well as strategy rather than mindless charging.
I can't argue against the drop pod cage, other than saying we have no evidence it could kill Loki or Thor. All we got was Nick saying it could kill Loki, which might have been a bluff at best. Weak argument, but the best I could come up with.
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#127 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
Thor was pretty eager to get out of there and not find out, so let's assume he would have at least been brutally maimed or crippled, if not dead.
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#128 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah. As said it was a weak argument at best.
Either way, a good movie despite my thoughts on Loki.
Not a... bad villain, just not as godly good as most fans makes him out to be.
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#130 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
I think he was awesome in part because Tom Hiddleston is a really great actor for the part.
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#131 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
Now that I agree with.
The actor was awesome and fit the role perfectly. It was the writing for the character I enjoyed less. (story-wise. His lines were also awesome)
#111 - Dig what you dig, mate. Don't let others, or their weird *… 01/06/2016 on (untitled) 0
#20 - Your DM made the right call, I think. I mean, if the dragon wa… 01/06/2016 on Your D&D Stories 10-12 0

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User avatar #71 - slashtrey ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
sup
User avatar #62 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #63 to #62 - schneidend (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh **** , oh **** , oh **** , oh **** ! Senpai noticed me!
#64 to #63 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
User avatar #67 to #64 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
#68 to #67 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
User avatar #69 to #68 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Because you say things that cause me to cringe.
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
damn... it must suck to being such a big sissy like you...
User avatar #61 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
have a fantastic day.
#58 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Hey faggot

Did you like the new Star Wars
User avatar #59 to #58 - schneidend (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
#60 to #59 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Pleb
User avatar #57 - joaomartins ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #65 to #56 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
User avatar #55 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup homie
User avatar #54 - manofield ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
nice picture mate haha
User avatar #39 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Told you so
User avatar #40 to #39 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #42 to #41 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
User avatar #43 to #42 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
User avatar #44 to #43 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
#34 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
>Sato cybernetics

You better hush your damn mouth right now boy
User avatar #66 to #34 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
no u
User avatar #35 to #34 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.

They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket

No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato isn't in the mood to do things that benefit humanity just increase her bank account

There is a lot of oil to be profitted off the Earth Kingdom desert and since her Sato-V gets a good 4 MPG she is gonna need the deed to those oil wells.
User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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