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#216 - Got any proof? I've also read that the term was coined by a Ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Staring at your post's one... 0
User avatar #220 - bluejupiter (01/23/2013) [-]
Actually yes. There was an old Popeye cartoon before WW2 and there was a creature in it called the Jeep. It could go anywhere, and when the infantry saw the capability of the new vehicles they said it reminded them of the Jeep and thats what they called it. R. Lee Ermey did a show on it actually. Just type in R. Lee Ermey into google, and the video should be right after wikipedia. He also debunks the GP thing.
#143 - The haircut one is fucking hilarious, those derp faces and the… 01/23/2013 on women vs. men 0
#58 - 1. Perfectly reasonable angle at which a flung object could be…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Some Choices... +24
User avatar #82 - boxcarracer (01/23/2013) [-]
Watch MST3K
User avatar #78 - cleverstupidity (01/23/2013) [-]
MST3K puma man watch it.
#154 - It actually looked more like a horrible glitch eruption BECAUS… 01/23/2013 on Staring at your post's one... +2
#153 - This, too, is how I pronounce it, although I do like the idea …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Staring at your post's one... 0
User avatar #173 - bluejupiter (01/23/2013) [-]
If you think Jeep came from GP you are wrong.
#216 - schneidend (01/23/2013) [-]
Got any proof? I've also read that the term was coined by a General Lynch saying "jeepers creepers" while test driving the prototype, but that just sounds idiotic to me.
User avatar #220 - bluejupiter (01/23/2013) [-]
Actually yes. There was an old Popeye cartoon before WW2 and there was a creature in it called the Jeep. It could go anywhere, and when the infantry saw the capability of the new vehicles they said it reminded them of the Jeep and thats what they called it. R. Lee Ermey did a show on it actually. Just type in R. Lee Ermey into google, and the video should be right after wikipedia. He also debunks the GP thing.
#368 - The content is about her supposed reaction to the cum-covered-… 01/23/2013 on Sign My Photo? 0
#32 - MFW Squirtle one-shots Machamp with fucking Bubble Beam. 01/23/2013 on Hipster Trainer +2
#257 - I know you just rolled this, but...the fuck? It totally does m… 01/23/2013 on Sign My Photo? 0
#250 - Boobs happen to be in the picture, so they were complained abo… 01/23/2013 on Sign My Photo? +6
#186 - Dafuq, bro? Spoilers.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Epic crossover is epic +2
User avatar #246 - royalwerewolf (01/23/2013) [-]
sorry
#32 - Well, IIRC, he originally made money because he's a producer. 01/22/2013 on Wil Layne +1
#105 - It's Avenged Sevenfold's "A Shitty Flash Video, The Terri… 01/22/2013 on finger lickin' good -5
#41 - > A single unrealistic math problem joke on front page. … 01/22/2013 on Math problem logic 0
#92 - All of your puns are his! 01/22/2013 on Puns, anyone? +1
#91 - Jesus Christ, and I thought I was a bit of a square. You have …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Its not a penis I swear +1
#99 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
A round of applause from an even bigger square for this fellow right here. Its Madam. Madam Odie.
#73 - MFW 01/22/2013 on 4D alarm clock +1
#82 - Doing naughty things at high speed is awesome. Just spices thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Its not a penis I swear +1
#85 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
I guess if they have to go to such an extreme to "spice things up" then more power to her. I just wouldn't suggest that anyone do the regularly.
#91 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, and I thought I was a bit of a square. You have bested me, sir or madame.
#99 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
A round of applause from an even bigger square for this fellow right here. Its Madam. Madam Odie.
#70 - It's a Game Grumps animated thing. It's a cowboy JonTron watch…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Game on 0
User avatar #83 - princeofbrokensoul (01/22/2013) [-]
oh god why
#76 - Semi-public? She was driving down the road quickly enough to g…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Its not a penis I swear +1
User avatar #81 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
I mean like, couldn't she have done that in a better location? I don't have much experience with sexual relations but isn't it better to do stuff like that in a more private place? Also, someone would be able to see if/when she would stop at a Stop sign or Light. Another thing, it is trashy because she's doing that while driving. Can't you wait till you are parked before you fondle your partner's private parts?
#82 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
Doing naughty things at high speed is awesome. Just spices things up, that's all. And, no, another person in a car couldn't just casually glance over and see her fondling his dick unless there was a significant difference in the elevation of each vehicle.
#85 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
I guess if they have to go to such an extreme to "spice things up" then more power to her. I just wouldn't suggest that anyone do the regularly.
#91 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, and I thought I was a bit of a square. You have bested me, sir or madame.
#99 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
A round of applause from an even bigger square for this fellow right here. Its Madam. Madam Odie.
#72 - Performing sexual acts on your significant other in an unortho…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Its not a penis I swear +2
User avatar #75 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
Giving a handy in a semi-public area is not my idea of of class.
#76 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
Semi-public? She was driving down the road quickly enough to get a speeding ticket or some other infraction, and the only way you'd be able to see what they're doing is by having the high angle of the camera.
It may not be "classy," but it's not necessarily trashy, either.
User avatar #81 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
I mean like, couldn't she have done that in a better location? I don't have much experience with sexual relations but isn't it better to do stuff like that in a more private place? Also, someone would be able to see if/when she would stop at a Stop sign or Light. Another thing, it is trashy because she's doing that while driving. Can't you wait till you are parked before you fondle your partner's private parts?
#82 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
Doing naughty things at high speed is awesome. Just spices things up, that's all. And, no, another person in a car couldn't just casually glance over and see her fondling his dick unless there was a significant difference in the elevation of each vehicle.
#85 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
I guess if they have to go to such an extreme to "spice things up" then more power to her. I just wouldn't suggest that anyone do the regularly.
#91 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, and I thought I was a bit of a square. You have bested me, sir or madame.
#99 - hairypooper (01/22/2013) [-]
A round of applause from an even bigger square for this fellow right here. Its Madam. Madam Odie.
#42 - Pulled off a one-wiper with virtually nothing on the paper the… 01/22/2013 on That moment +1
#371 - It was a comic at some point. Not the most official of sources… 01/22/2013 on I think we all want to see... 0
#50 - Bro, you just triggered my trap card. 01/22/2013 on College Healthcare 0
#361 - I think the greater display of Flash's speed is that he outran…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2013 on I think we all want to see... 0
#363 - zmbz (01/22/2013) [-]
source?

I'm a Deadpool/ Batman fan, but my buddy loves flash so that's how i know his powers, but is that from the show (justice league) or from a comic?
#371 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
It was a comic at some point. Not the most official of sources but:
dc.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Flash_(New_Earth)

Flash ran to the end of time. My mistake.
#85 - Just as planned... 01/22/2013 on Meanwhile +1
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User avatar #12 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
**friedgreenpomatoes gives schneidend oral**
User avatar #7 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
#8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a nigger.
#4 to #4 - schneidend (04/11/2012) [-]
The niggest!
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
nigger, and wtf did that guy post.
#6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some shit. I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your nigger cherry
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