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Date Signed Up:12/02/2011
Last Login:6/19/2013
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Content Ranking:#5268
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Highest Comment Rank:#577
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#107 - Oh my god I would be so mad. 06/17/2013 on Shinies 0
#106 - Man, I don't even like legendaries and I still think you dun goof'd. 06/17/2013 on Shinies +2
#98 - Calhoun is like 30, Jane Lynch is like 55. I think she's prett… 06/17/2013 on When X-Box One / PS4 Posts... 0
#28 - Only place I've seen video of him is with D-Piddy the Deadpool… 06/17/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty +1
#19 - They also burn the shit out of it. 06/17/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty 0
#18 - No red thumbs. Only peace, and understanding. I can drink good… 06/17/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty 0
#17 - This fuckin' guy.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty +7
#43 - thesinful (06/17/2013) [-]
With and without makeup
#37 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2013) [-]
With his normal expression, he doesn't seem all that Joker-ish, but then when he makes that grin...BAM, he becomes a perfect Joker before your eyes!
#27 - maucorn (06/17/2013) [-]
Is there a video of this guy? He's perfect.
User avatar #41 - accomplishment (06/17/2013) [-]
search for "Harley's Joker"
#69 - maucorn (06/17/2013) [-]
That search yielded results, yet you were thumbed down. There's no justice in the world.
#70 - accomplishment (06/17/2013) [-]
I seek no recognition, only truth, my friend
#28 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Only place I've seen video of him is with D-Piddy the Deadpool cosplayer.
#16 - We have Dunkin Donuts here in the states. Fuck Starbucks. They… 06/17/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty 0
#35 - Yeah, you know, except for watching Blu-Ray, playing Metal Gea…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Best feature on the PS3 +5
User avatar #65 - alexthecanadian (06/17/2013) [-]
You forgot to mention Legit customer service, unlike it's competitor...
#6 - Well, then I guess he likes BBWs. 06/17/2013 on pls respond 0
#4 - Right, but I'm saying is that the guy in the content probably …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on pls respond 0
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#100 - Like be a celebrated, award-winning actress? So she made some …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Marilyn Monroe +11
User avatar #168 - ebperik (06/17/2013) [-]
People are acting like Marilyn Monroe was a saint, which she was not. The stigma should be against both, it's not like she didn't know he was married. Yes, people love RDJ, but they don't sanctify him(couldn't think of a better word). That is a big difference
As if having a bad childhood nullifies her actions. Although I wouldn't go as far as calling her a worthless bimbo, I wouldn't consider her to be a good rolemodel for young women.
This content is about choosing role models. Don't you find it kind of strange that so many people have chosen to idolize a woman that overdozed on drugs and knowingly had sex with a married man. Doesn't look like picture perfect of a feminist, or a strong woman to me.
Dying of an overdose requires a couple more mistakes than "some"
#1 - He probably thinks the cute redhead from the new Wendy's comme…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2013 on pls respond +1
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#94 - Abusive childhood. Above-average IQ. Celebrated, award-winning…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Marilyn Monroe +120
#149 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2013) [-]
I like how you mention abusive childhood like its something to idolize. Sure you got your ass whooped by your parents. But who hasn't. And does that make you a better person? Fuck no. All you want is pity.
#151 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
The fact that she was able to triumph despite trauma is what is noble. That abuse haunted her for her entire life, though, which may explain her drug usage.
#187 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2013) [-]
i was taken away from my dad by child services when i was 9 and i'm currently working towards a doctorate at glasgow university, where's my admiration and worship as a deity?
#245 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Well, you could probably have it if anybody knew who you were. Cure a disease or invent something. You can't just graduate to be a celebrity scientist. Carl Sagan, Bill Nye, and Niel de Grasse-Tyson had to make lots of public appearances to become as embedded in pop culture as they are.

It might also help if you quit being such a bitter, whiny faggot about trivial things like Marilyn Monroe being popular and beloved by many.
#142 - McCockAFucker (06/17/2013) [-]
but those aren't the reasons people on facebook admire her for
#144 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
They post pictures of her because she was beautiful and not rail-thin, and they include quotes because she was smart, strong-willed, and funny. So, no, they totally do admire her for being her IQ, talent, and beauty.
#145 - McCockAFucker (06/17/2013) [-]
i want your facebook friends
#146 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
It's easy. Only friend people you actually like and share interests with.
#138 - maucorn (06/17/2013) [-]
And she knew how to have fun and do what she wanted.
#110 - coonseth (06/17/2013) [-]
#95 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2013) [-]
doesn't stop her from doing all of the things she had done
#100 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Like be a celebrated, award-winning actress? So she made some bad calls and overdosed on drugs, that doesn't mean this modern idea that she was some kind of worthless bimbo on par with a Kardashian any less moronic. Shouldn't the stigma be against JFK for actually doing the cheating? Instead, he is rightfully considered one of the greatest presidents in American history because only petty cunts vilify the dark sides of people who were mostly positive influences on society. Shit-talking Marilyn is just an attempt to be edgy faggot, not to mention hypocritical. Robert Downey Junior was riding high on all sorts of drugs, but because he didn't OD and starred in Iron Man, FJ sucks his dick on a regular basis. I love RDJ, but by that same token I think Marilyn is pretty great, too.
User avatar #168 - ebperik (06/17/2013) [-]
People are acting like Marilyn Monroe was a saint, which she was not. The stigma should be against both, it's not like she didn't know he was married. Yes, people love RDJ, but they don't sanctify him(couldn't think of a better word). That is a big difference
As if having a bad childhood nullifies her actions. Although I wouldn't go as far as calling her a worthless bimbo, I wouldn't consider her to be a good rolemodel for young women.
This content is about choosing role models. Don't you find it kind of strange that so many people have chosen to idolize a woman that overdozed on drugs and knowingly had sex with a married man. Doesn't look like picture perfect of a feminist, or a strong woman to me.
Dying of an overdose requires a couple more mistakes than "some"
#99 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2013) [-]
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#77 - Oh, that's a webcomic, but I can't remember the name of it, either. 06/17/2013 on Satan 0
#107 - The problem there is that the rex gets most of its speed from … 06/17/2013 on Interesting science stuff! +2
#74 - Morningstar or Lucifer, IIRC.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Satan 0
User avatar #76 - roflstorm (06/17/2013) [-]
All i know is, is that there's a comic with Jesus fighting death, scythe breaks, Death gets a new laser scythe
#77 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh, that's a webcomic, but I can't remember the name of it, either.
#31 - You'd rather see Deadpool do all the work while Boba gets defe… 06/17/2013 on My life is now complete -1
#58 - That's a good comic book, bro.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Satan 0
User avatar #73 - roflstorm (06/17/2013) [-]
I know, i just forget the name of said comic.
#74 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Morningstar or Lucifer, IIRC.
User avatar #76 - roflstorm (06/17/2013) [-]
All i know is, is that there's a comic with Jesus fighting death, scythe breaks, Death gets a new laser scythe
#77 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh, that's a webcomic, but I can't remember the name of it, either.
#59 - You could do that without eating nothing but fish. They're hea… 06/17/2013 on Vegetarian -3
#44 - Amazing comeback. 06/17/2013 on Lol +3
#57 - Fat makes things taste good.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Vegetarian -3
#217 - ExorArgus (06/17/2013) [-]
-3 thumbs for stating a fact. That is all.
#268 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Internet is fool of wonderful people.
#269 - ExorArgus (06/17/2013) [-]
That it is.
User avatar #58 - brenton (06/17/2013) [-]
I totally agree. I'm a fatty myself. I just have family members that are pescetarian and don't give a shit about "eating something with a face." They just do it to stay healthy, and they are still able to bike 35 miles a day at the age of 68.
#59 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
You could do that without eating nothing but fish. They're healthy because they don't eat too much and exercise, not because they stopped eating red meat.
#55 - Fish don't have as much chance for disease, but to say they're…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Vegetarian -4
User avatar #56 - brenton (06/17/2013) [-]
Only certain fish like tuna, shark and swordfish have high mercury content. Most others have pretty standard levels. And I'm not talking about disease at all. I'm talking about cholesterol, fat content, etc.
#57 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Fat makes things taste good.
#217 - ExorArgus (06/17/2013) [-]
-3 thumbs for stating a fact. That is all.
#268 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
Internet is fool of wonderful people.
#269 - ExorArgus (06/17/2013) [-]
That it is.
User avatar #58 - brenton (06/17/2013) [-]
I totally agree. I'm a fatty myself. I just have family members that are pescetarian and don't give a shit about "eating something with a face." They just do it to stay healthy, and they are still able to bike 35 miles a day at the age of 68.
#59 - schneidend (06/17/2013) [-]
You could do that without eating nothing but fish. They're healthy because they don't eat too much and exercise, not because they stopped eating red meat.
#174 - Source? 06/17/2013 on Powerpuff Consoles 0
#86 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Isn't it 0
#87 - hemming (06/16/2013) [-]
Why thank u
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User avatar #12 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
**friedgreenpomatoes gives schneidend oral**
User avatar #7 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
#8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a nigger.
#4 to #4 - schneidend (04/11/2012) [-]
The niggest!
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
nigger, and wtf did that guy post.
#6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some shit. I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your nigger cherry
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