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#103 - By shooting a gun in order to cook bacon and saying nothing ab…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Manliest way to cook bacon 0
User avatar #117 - ljxjlos (04/04/2014) [-]
Exactly. You can see a shitton in this gif. He gives away a ton of money for ammunition just for a bad joke, he makes those incredibly shitty "manly" jokes..and last but not least, he owns a fucking automatic weapon if thats what you call it in the first place.
User avatar #120 - torchrose (04/05/2014) [-]
You can't run
User avatar #121 - ljxjlos (04/05/2014) [-]
Okay, seriously, why?
#361 - Well, I meant in the movies, and I said unnamed, as in, Rebels…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on Vader's Armour 0
User avatar #362 - huntergriff (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah...in the movies there's more than one that die in the tantive IV thiung at the beginning.
#353 - Only like one Stormtrooper ever dies to unnamed rebels, and th…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Vader's Armour 0
User avatar #355 - huntergriff (04/04/2014) [-]
and I read that wrong...And it wasn't one, there were a few actually.
User avatar #354 - huntergriff (04/03/2014) [-]
wait...what stormtrooper dies in unarmed combat?
and yeah, the rebels used modded weapons...
User avatar #361 - schneidend (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, I meant in the movies, and I said unnamed, as in, Rebels that have no names.
User avatar #362 - huntergriff (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah...in the movies there's more than one that die in the tantive IV thiung at the beginning.
#262 - No. The stormtroopers actually have very good armor, it's just…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Vader's Armour 0
User avatar #282 - chewiewhatawookie (04/03/2014) [-]
Well, that and Han has a moded blaster that can pierce their armor.
User avatar #328 - huntergriff (04/03/2014) [-]
all the rebels do...
User avatar #357 - chewiewhatawookie (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, excuse me.
User avatar #353 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
Only like one Stormtrooper ever dies to unnamed rebels, and that's the one who goes down during the boarding action in Episode IV.
User avatar #355 - huntergriff (04/04/2014) [-]
and I read that wrong...And it wasn't one, there were a few actually.
User avatar #354 - huntergriff (04/03/2014) [-]
wait...what stormtrooper dies in unarmed combat?
and yeah, the rebels used modded weapons...
User avatar #361 - schneidend (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, I meant in the movies, and I said unnamed, as in, Rebels that have no names.
User avatar #362 - huntergriff (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah...in the movies there's more than one that die in the tantive IV thiung at the beginning.
#147 - As if /fit/ isn't populated by inhuman monsters of a completel…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Horton is a whore +1
#150 - dwaynejon (04/03/2014) [-]
#233 - Well, he kinda is. He actually spent more credits than the Emp…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Vader's Armour 0
User avatar #247 - chewiewhatawookie (04/03/2014) [-]
So he's just cheap?
User avatar #262 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
No. The stormtroopers actually have very good armor, it's just that mooks that don't go down in one hit aren't good for movies and TV.
User avatar #282 - chewiewhatawookie (04/03/2014) [-]
Well, that and Han has a moded blaster that can pierce their armor.
User avatar #328 - huntergriff (04/03/2014) [-]
all the rebels do...
User avatar #357 - chewiewhatawookie (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, excuse me.
User avatar #353 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
Only like one Stormtrooper ever dies to unnamed rebels, and that's the one who goes down during the boarding action in Episode IV.
User avatar #355 - huntergriff (04/04/2014) [-]
and I read that wrong...And it wasn't one, there were a few actually.
User avatar #354 - huntergriff (04/03/2014) [-]
wait...what stormtrooper dies in unarmed combat?
and yeah, the rebels used modded weapons...
User avatar #361 - schneidend (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, I meant in the movies, and I said unnamed, as in, Rebels that have no names.
User avatar #362 - huntergriff (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah...in the movies there's more than one that die in the tantive IV thiung at the beginning.
#232 - They did, but, being a pulp action movie, protracted firefight… 04/03/2014 on Vader's Armour 0
#18 - I don't think she actually wants a boyfriend, but she felt she… 04/03/2014 on I did this for a friend once 0
#162 - My situation wasn't both parents, but I like to think I have p… 04/03/2014 on Damn... 0
#6 - I was on PS3, as well. Though, now I've been swallowed up by D…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on invading in a cocnutshell 0
#7 - shambizzle (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I been playing Dark Souls II a lot as well, haven't had any red invaders yet, that weren't AI.
#67 - Hm, that would be interesting, yeah. 04/03/2014 on Samuel L Shepperd +2
#65 - Since neither is good or bad, I'm not really sure what that wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Samuel L Shepperd 0
User avatar #66 - biggrand (04/03/2014) [-]
well I mean there's a fair amount of players who always chose the uppermost option or the lowermost option regardless of the texst to get whichever outcome they wanted, but what if there was a blind mode so your responses would be more honest and you wouldn't quite know what ending you're getting?
User avatar #67 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
Hm, that would be interesting, yeah.
#64 - But, not everybody dies. In fact, most of the people in the ga… 04/03/2014 on Samuel L Shepperd 0
#62 - But, the game doesn't make value judgements as to which is goo…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Samuel L Shepperd 0
User avatar #63 - biggrand (04/03/2014) [-]
that's what I mean, what if the options were shuffled every time and we had to determine for ourselves which was paragon and renegade
User avatar #65 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
Since neither is good or bad, I'm not really sure what that would accomplish.
User avatar #66 - biggrand (04/03/2014) [-]
well I mean there's a fair amount of players who always chose the uppermost option or the lowermost option regardless of the texst to get whichever outcome they wanted, but what if there was a blind mode so your responses would be more honest and you wouldn't quite know what ending you're getting?
User avatar #67 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
Hm, that would be interesting, yeah.
#61 - That's a good roll. Please do not shoot me. 04/03/2014 on Samuel L Shepperd +2
#160 - He's a child, and he misses his mother and father. No amount o… 04/03/2014 on Damn... 0
#159 - Give him 5 to 10 years of talking about it, talking through it…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Damn... +1
User avatar #161 - AceofHearts (04/03/2014) [-]
Well, I guess you'd know better than I.
User avatar #162 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
My situation wasn't both parents, but I like to think I have personal experience, yeah.
#152 - The questions are okay to ask. There's nothing not okay about …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Damn... 0
#158 - AceofHearts (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh for sure, the kids looks healed to me.
User avatar #159 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
Give him 5 to 10 years of talking about it, talking through it, and he will be. I went through something similar as a kid.
User avatar #161 - AceofHearts (04/03/2014) [-]
Well, I guess you'd know better than I.
User avatar #162 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
My situation wasn't both parents, but I like to think I have personal experience, yeah.
#151 - I'd probably feel sad, maybe cry. But, that doesn't make askin…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Damn... +1
User avatar #157 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok but that's stuff you do with someone you know and i'm not saying it's wrong to talk about it or that its not ok to bring it up it was just the emotionless way that the interviewer said it was all, there was no sympathy in it. If he/she would've talked to him like the kid he was rather than how we would talk to an adult it would be fine. Some people just can't take that hard of a hit at times, and by the kids reaction he wasn't ready for it.
User avatar #160 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
He's a child, and he misses his mother and father. No amount of sugar-coating makes talking about it easier. But, still, for whatever reason this kid or his grandmother (or some consensus thereof) agreed to this interview for some purpose. It's not as if this kid is being subjected to emotional and pyschological torture.
#147 - Like 8 years.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Damn... 0
User avatar #148 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
exactly man. So how would you feel if some guy came by like a year after it happened and started asking those same questions?
User avatar #151 - schneidend (04/02/2014) [-]
I'd probably feel sad, maybe cry. But, that doesn't make asking the questions a bad thing. Like I said, being asked about it and talking about it are part of healing.
User avatar #157 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok but that's stuff you do with someone you know and i'm not saying it's wrong to talk about it or that its not ok to bring it up it was just the emotionless way that the interviewer said it was all, there was no sympathy in it. If he/she would've talked to him like the kid he was rather than how we would talk to an adult it would be fine. Some people just can't take that hard of a hit at times, and by the kids reaction he wasn't ready for it.
User avatar #160 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
He's a child, and he misses his mother and father. No amount of sugar-coating makes talking about it easier. But, still, for whatever reason this kid or his grandmother (or some consensus thereof) agreed to this interview for some purpose. It's not as if this kid is being subjected to emotional and pyschological torture.
#145 - I was around this kid's age.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Damn... 0
User avatar #146 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
ok and how long did it take you to get over it?
User avatar #147 - schneidend (04/02/2014) [-]
Like 8 years.
User avatar #148 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
exactly man. So how would you feel if some guy came by like a year after it happened and started asking those same questions?
User avatar #151 - schneidend (04/02/2014) [-]
I'd probably feel sad, maybe cry. But, that doesn't make asking the questions a bad thing. Like I said, being asked about it and talking about it are part of healing.
User avatar #157 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok but that's stuff you do with someone you know and i'm not saying it's wrong to talk about it or that its not ok to bring it up it was just the emotionless way that the interviewer said it was all, there was no sympathy in it. If he/she would've talked to him like the kid he was rather than how we would talk to an adult it would be fine. Some people just can't take that hard of a hit at times, and by the kids reaction he wasn't ready for it.
User avatar #160 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
He's a child, and he misses his mother and father. No amount of sugar-coating makes talking about it easier. But, still, for whatever reason this kid or his grandmother (or some consensus thereof) agreed to this interview for some purpose. It's not as if this kid is being subjected to emotional and pyschological torture.
#142 - It's notoriously difficult to get kids to focus on something l…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Damn... 0
User avatar #144 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok can i ask when you lost family? How old were you? Just humor me
User avatar #145 - schneidend (04/02/2014) [-]
I was around this kid's age.
User avatar #146 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
ok and how long did it take you to get over it?
User avatar #147 - schneidend (04/02/2014) [-]
Like 8 years.
User avatar #148 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
exactly man. So how would you feel if some guy came by like a year after it happened and started asking those same questions?
User avatar #151 - schneidend (04/02/2014) [-]
I'd probably feel sad, maybe cry. But, that doesn't make asking the questions a bad thing. Like I said, being asked about it and talking about it are part of healing.
User avatar #157 - shagityshagity (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok but that's stuff you do with someone you know and i'm not saying it's wrong to talk about it or that its not ok to bring it up it was just the emotionless way that the interviewer said it was all, there was no sympathy in it. If he/she would've talked to him like the kid he was rather than how we would talk to an adult it would be fine. Some people just can't take that hard of a hit at times, and by the kids reaction he wasn't ready for it.
User avatar #160 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
He's a child, and he misses his mother and father. No amount of sugar-coating makes talking about it easier. But, still, for whatever reason this kid or his grandmother (or some consensus thereof) agreed to this interview for some purpose. It's not as if this kid is being subjected to emotional and pyschological torture.
#140 - You're assuming the purpose of the questions was to make the k…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Damn... 0
User avatar #150 - AceofHearts (04/02/2014) [-]
Maybe this interviewer is not a dick after all, maybe this person is just a dumb fuck to think that the question asked would be okay.
User avatar #152 - schneidend (04/02/2014) [-]
The questions are okay to ask. There's nothing not okay about those questions. Talking about losing family member helps you heal. Also, this is probably from a documentary of some kind, so it's not like some jerk was filming himself make kids sad for no reason.
#158 - AceofHearts (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh for sure, the kids looks healed to me.
User avatar #159 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
Give him 5 to 10 years of talking about it, talking through it, and he will be. I went through something similar as a kid.
User avatar #161 - AceofHearts (04/03/2014) [-]
Well, I guess you'd know better than I.
User avatar #162 - schneidend (04/03/2014) [-]
My situation wasn't both parents, but I like to think I have personal experience, yeah.
#23 - "Whoa, here's a thing. Better live in it." -Ever… 04/02/2014 on hermit crab level 99 +131
#16 - In the Fallout universe, all soda brands still use glass bottl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on MFW I find bottle caps 0
User avatar #17 - quotes (04/02/2014) [-]
as iv mentioned i am not discussing what happens in the game as its a game anything they say goes i cant argue skyrim that dragons are not real because they are in that universe
i am saying its a terrible idea for real life
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
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You're a ****** .
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****** , and wtf did that guy post.
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Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
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