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#19 - I thought I was going to get through DS2 without acquiring a w… 07/01/2014 on Felicia the fucking Strong +1
#162 - I don't think so, but it's been a while. Also, I tend to Adren…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Just likes the texture 0
User avatar #163 - Kairyuka (07/01/2014) [-]
Well I play sniper usually so kinda the same effect...
User avatar #164 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
Probably the best is partying with Garrus while playing a slo-mo class in ME2. He'll headshot something and be like "o-WUUUUUUHN-ne less!" or when you headshot something it'll be "NAAAAIIIsSsSE shot!"
User avatar #165 - Kairyuka (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty hilarious to listen to xD
#91 - Well, in case you didn't know, it totally is that dude. That d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on influential artist +1
#97 - colonelbyers (07/01/2014) [-]
#3 - sweetjesusthebooty.jpg 07/01/2014 on Booty +1
#169 - Well, it was parodied every which way by virtually everybody b…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on le meme 0
User avatar #170 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
i only remember the original i gotta look up the parodies
#374 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2014) [-]
It predated the term 'meme,' but I believe that if it were made today it would be embraced just as any other meme.

If a meme needed outside context like you said, then Star Wars Kid wouldn't be a meme. Try arguing that. See how far you get.
User avatar #417 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
there are remixes and whatnot
#166 - A meme is literally any piece of culture that can pass from on…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/01/2014 on le meme +2
User avatar #195 - TommyV (07/01/2014) [-]
A meme is simply a reference to another item that can only be understood after having experiencing the original item.

The video itself is not the meme; however, any references to the video would be a meme.

A good comparison would be the "arrow in the knee" meme. The source itself (Skyrim) is not the meme, but the reference to Skyrim is.
User avatar #205 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
That would be where the "passing from one person to another" thing comes in, yeah.
#168 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
i always assumed they needed like outside context

example the "nope chuck testa" phrase turning into a response to every question
User avatar #169 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, it was parodied every which way by virtually everybody back in the day.
User avatar #170 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
i only remember the original i gotta look up the parodies
#374 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2014) [-]
It predated the term 'meme,' but I believe that if it were made today it would be embraced just as any other meme.

If a meme needed outside context like you said, then Star Wars Kid wouldn't be a meme. Try arguing that. See how far you get.
User avatar #417 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
there are remixes and whatnot
#164 - Yeah, it was.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/01/2014 on le meme 0
User avatar #165 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
it was from a short video if i remember right. i wouldn't really call it a meme because it had no applications other than that video
User avatar #166 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
A meme is literally any piece of culture that can pass from one person to another and does so. This includes short videos.
User avatar #195 - TommyV (07/01/2014) [-]
A meme is simply a reference to another item that can only be understood after having experiencing the original item.

The video itself is not the meme; however, any references to the video would be a meme.

A good comparison would be the "arrow in the knee" meme. The source itself (Skyrim) is not the meme, but the reference to Skyrim is.
User avatar #205 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
That would be where the "passing from one person to another" thing comes in, yeah.
#168 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
i always assumed they needed like outside context

example the "nope chuck testa" phrase turning into a response to every question
User avatar #169 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, it was parodied every which way by virtually everybody back in the day.
User avatar #170 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
i only remember the original i gotta look up the parodies
#374 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2014) [-]
It predated the term 'meme,' but I believe that if it were made today it would be embraced just as any other meme.

If a meme needed outside context like you said, then Star Wars Kid wouldn't be a meme. Try arguing that. See how far you get.
User avatar #417 - xXferaligatrXx (07/01/2014) [-]
there are remixes and whatnot
#89 - So you'll...be in your bunk?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on its funny because you're a... 0
#107 - romeosdistress (07/01/2014) [-]
Possibly.
#10 - It means you're gay if you put it in a chick's ass?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on teen pregnancy 0
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2014) [-]
She didn't say put a dick in a chicks ass. It says take it in the ass like you like fagboy.
#159 - Also, I don't think Tali ever talks to her drone in ME3. I was…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Just likes the texture 0
User avatar #161 - Kairyuka (07/01/2014) [-]
Not even when she uses abilities?
User avatar #162 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't think so, but it's been a while. Also, I tend to Adrenaline Rush a lot, so even if she said something, it'd be slow and garbled.
User avatar #163 - Kairyuka (07/01/2014) [-]
Well I play sniper usually so kinda the same effect...
User avatar #164 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
Probably the best is partying with Garrus while playing a slo-mo class in ME2. He'll headshot something and be like "o-WUUUUUUHN-ne less!" or when you headshot something it'll be "NAAAAIIIsSsSE shot!"
User avatar #165 - Kairyuka (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty hilarious to listen to xD
#81 - I disagree, and while I love Hale, I think she's terribly over… 06/30/2014 on Just likes the texture +1
#79 - She didn't have Chiktikka in ME1. It was her drone's name in M…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Just likes the texture 0
#89 - Kairyuka (06/30/2014) [-]
Hmm I can't recall if you're right or not. Oh well, it matters not! Tali!
User avatar #159 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
Also, I don't think Tali ever talks to her drone in ME3. I was saddened by this.
User avatar #161 - Kairyuka (07/01/2014) [-]
Not even when she uses abilities?
User avatar #162 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't think so, but it's been a while. Also, I tend to Adrenaline Rush a lot, so even if she said something, it'd be slow and garbled.
User avatar #163 - Kairyuka (07/01/2014) [-]
Well I play sniper usually so kinda the same effect...
User avatar #164 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
Probably the best is partying with Garrus while playing a slo-mo class in ME2. He'll headshot something and be like "o-WUUUUUUHN-ne less!" or when you headshot something it'll be "NAAAAIIIsSsSE shot!"
User avatar #165 - Kairyuka (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty hilarious to listen to xD
#74 - Only quarians and Miranda wear them. 06/30/2014 on Mass Effect 2/24 0
#73 - Well, given that the Reapers were already organic/machine hybr… 06/30/2014 on Mass Effect 2/24 0
#72 - Nah, dawg. If you yell at the quarian fleet loud enough with t… 06/30/2014 on Mass Effect 2/24 0
#55 - Soldiers actually have to go places, unlike your fat ass. 06/30/2014 on Some next level team work... +9
#226 - Not that I can recall, no, but then I could be forgetting somebody. 06/30/2014 on Godly needs 0
#223 - Jormungand. And, yeah. Loki is basically the god of straddling…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Godly needs +1
#225 - tomthehippie (06/30/2014) [-]
and also the prankster/Ima-fuck-it-up-cause-I-can! god.

Did he have any other kids, or were Fenir, Hel, Slephnir, and Jormungand it?
User avatar #311 - brendantheferret (07/01/2014) [-]
He had the babies of a lot of human men as well
User avatar #226 - schneidend (06/30/2014) [-]
Not that I can recall, no, but then I could be forgetting somebody.
#218 - Hel came from the same frost giantess, Loki's wife Angrboda.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Godly needs +1
#222 - tomthehippie (06/30/2014) [-]
Wasn't Loki the father of Jorgmand? I probably butchered the spelling of his name, but the serpent that is big enough to circle the world.
User avatar #223 - schneidend (06/30/2014) [-]
Jormungand. And, yeah. Loki is basically the god of straddling the line between hilarious and tragic, so all of his kids are weird. It doesn't matter what he fucks, shit's gonna get wild.
#225 - tomthehippie (06/30/2014) [-]
and also the prankster/Ima-fuck-it-up-cause-I-can! god.

Did he have any other kids, or were Fenir, Hel, Slephnir, and Jormungand it?
User avatar #311 - brendantheferret (07/01/2014) [-]
He had the babies of a lot of human men as well
User avatar #226 - schneidend (06/30/2014) [-]
Not that I can recall, no, but then I could be forgetting somebody.
#217 - #216 06/30/2014 on Godly needs 0
#216 - A workman bet the Aesir (the primary race of Norse gods) that…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Godly needs +2
User avatar #312 - brendantheferret (07/01/2014) [-]
I remember that the gods bet the man the hand of Freyja, and since the gods never deliver on shit, they asked Loki to go fuck a horse
#313 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, it's not so much that they don't deliver, so much as they never said they'd make it easy for the man.

< A god's face when making a bet.
#31 - Explain.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 15 0
User avatar #32 - CrowbarNinja (06/29/2014) [-]
So, to be super mage you just have to get the toad familiar (+3 HP) and for your first level feat get toughness (+3 more HP) then you domp all of your starting gold into making scrolls, which dont require verbal or somatic components, only a free hand and the spells action cost to cast.
#29 - But, that increases the level of the spell, so you'd have to s…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 15 0
User avatar #30 - CrowbarNinja (06/29/2014) [-]
Scribe Scroll.
User avatar #31 - schneidend (06/29/2014) [-]
Explain.
User avatar #32 - CrowbarNinja (06/29/2014) [-]
So, to be super mage you just have to get the toad familiar (+3 HP) and for your first level feat get toughness (+3 more HP) then you domp all of your starting gold into making scrolls, which dont require verbal or somatic components, only a free hand and the spells action cost to cast.
#111 - Picture 06/29/2014 on Fuck Bitches Get Money +2
#110 - I'm pretty sure there are millions of things more demeaning th… 06/29/2014 on Fuck Bitches Get Money +1
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User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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