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elmarcocfc (06/04/2013) [-]  >Calling others Self-righteous You only care about Vegas you ego-maniacal prick. Besides, your fucking dead. I 9 Iron'd your ancient ass to death, so sit there and be quiet. And the NCR only cares about NCR, and even that would be a misnomer. NCR only cares about their original territories. The majority of the power provided by Vegas area utilities is being pumped right back to Vault City and such. At least House only caring about Vegas does the people of Vegas some good. | ||
| #90 - *I deeply admire proportionally large posteriors and I must be… [+] (1 new reply) | 06/03/2013 on This is my jelly | +1 |
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| #34 - The surest sign of immaturity is to deem something you don't l… [+] (4 new replies) | 06/03/2013 on When I'm not answering the... | 0 |
| No, it isn't. There's nothing even juvenile about this content. You not finding the content funny doesn't reduce its value to others, regardless of age. If you have any interest in being less of an insufferable cunt, try to just not like things and nothing else. Don't say 'I don't like it because only faggots/10 year-olds/whatever like it hurr durr' if you want to actually be taken seriously. Or, hell, try coming up with an actual criticism. 'This is not funny because of X qualities.' | ||
| #27 - Translation: I did not find this funny but others did. Civiliz… [+] (6 new replies) | 06/03/2013 on When I'm not answering the... | 0 |
| The surest sign of immaturity is to deem something you don't like to be for an age group you consider immature. No, it isn't. There's nothing even juvenile about this content. You not finding the content funny doesn't reduce its value to others, regardless of age. If you have any interest in being less of an insufferable cunt, try to just not like things and nothing else. Don't say 'I don't like it because only faggots/10 year-olds/whatever like it hurr durr' if you want to actually be taken seriously. Or, hell, try coming up with an actual criticism. 'This is not funny because of X qualities.' | ||
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admin (12/25/2015) [-] Merry Christmas you little bitch <3
Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
#64 to #63
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
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schneidend (01/03/2016) [-] Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
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schneidend (12/22/2015) [-] Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
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schneidend (06/15/2015) [-] I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
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steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-] you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
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schneidend (06/15/2015) [-] I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
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schneidend (06/07/2015) [-] Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
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murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-] Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.
They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket
No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket
No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
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schneidend (06/07/2015) [-] And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
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greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-] Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.
If you want to do a new pvp character:
-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory
You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.
I'm level 110 now.
If you want to do a new pvp character:
-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory
You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.
I'm level 110 now.
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greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-] So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.
Getting there.
Getting there.
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schneidend (11/03/2014) [-] Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
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greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-] Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
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schneidend (10/31/2014) [-] Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
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greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-] ...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.
Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.
Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.
Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
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schneidend (05/31/2012) [-] Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
