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schneidend

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Date Signed Up:12/02/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#58 - - Natural 20 isn't an automatic success on anything but attack… 01/08/2016 on Useful video for new DMs +1
#15 - The next professional brick wall. I salute his dedication to T… 01/08/2016 on True dedication kid... +3
#140 - I handle my kielbasa with my bare hands like a man.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on butcher GOD +1
#193 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
But what about handling my wurst like this cutie?
#14 - Trouble is, if they get a nuclear weapon onto a proper long-ra… 01/08/2016 on calm down 0
#131 - Nyope. Except for the occasional pen, I've never stolen from w…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on butcher GOD +1
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#136 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
You'll need those gloves for handling big sausages won't you?
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#140 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
I handle my kielbasa with my bare hands like a man.
#193 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
But what about handling my wurst like this cutie?
#51 - Bummer, dude. Just know, that good groups are out there. You j… 01/08/2016 on Useful video for new DMs 0
#50 - Hell, this is a useful video for all DMs. Anybody who doesn't … 01/08/2016 on Useful video for new DMs 0
#21 - Yeah, just look at all these ******* freaks. They make me sick!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on when i meet a girl +2
#22 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
s-schnei dend take it easy!
#99 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on OH SHIT! +1
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#18 - Yeah, but you're not reading emails or monitoring their web br… 01/07/2016 on when i meet a girl 0
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#15 - I'm sure many try, though many also think that's ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on when i meet a girl 0
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#16 - burningchimera (01/07/2016) [-]
I seem to get the impression that they post their stuff to deviantart and try to sell it at cons hoping for recognition, but are never forward about it. They think it just happens on its own.
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#18 - schneidend (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, but you're not reading emails or monitoring their web browsing, and thus never see what animation studios they may be repeatedly applying to online.
#14 - and?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on when i meet a girl +1
#20 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
And San Francisco fucking sucks balls
#21 - schneidend (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, just look at all these fucking freaks. They make me sick!
#22 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
s-schnei dend take it easy!
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#22 - Picture 01/07/2016 on sit yer ass down son +1
#50 - Stop! Stop! Your core's already dead! 01/07/2016 on Working the core 0
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#33 - But...why? MJ and Black Cat's asses aren't quite as epic as th… 01/07/2016 on what spiderman really does 0
#4 - She's really hot. But, I thought she was doing the Tu… 01/07/2016 on Plus size model Iskra... +1
#21 - He probably bought such an old, durable model precisely so he … 01/07/2016 on Crib +13
#72 - Chainmail-like gloves are pretty standard issue in raw food pr…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2016 on butcher GOD +4
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#190 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/08/2016) [-]
If you're using reciprocating saws chainmail gloves are perfectly safe but bandsaws are a different story. Bandsaws will eat your hand if they catch on anything. And if you do somehow cut off a finger on the bandsaw, they can generally re attach it fairly easily because of how cleanly bandsaws cut. This is also why it is so easy to pass a few fingers through the blade without realizing it so it's not all good. Basically, respect the bandsaw or it will make you it's bitch.
#184 - thetallbeverage (01/08/2016) [-]
I wouldn't dare use a chainmail glove on our band saw. More so because we use a bone-in blade so it's serrated, that WILL catch your glove and you will get pulled into the machine before you can get your hand away. I'd rather go gloveless around a serrated saw.

And end up like my old manager, missing his pinky finger.
#149 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
We use metal chainmail gloves when skinning the meat or cutting it with a knife but we never used them when working the saw mostly because like heartlessrobot said instead getting nicked or losing a finger you lose a good chunk or your whole hand. Though i work at a family owned rural butchery so it's not all high tech and fancy nor do we need to crank out a shit ton of meat constantly. until it's deer season or the end of the rodeo than there will be a endless supply of meat
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#130 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
Do you have a pair?
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#131 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
Nyope. Except for the occasional pen, I've never stolen from work, and I've never worked in a place where I had to buy the gloves myself.
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#136 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
You'll need those gloves for handling big sausages won't you?
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#140 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
I handle my kielbasa with my bare hands like a man.
#193 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
But what about handling my wurst like this cutie?
#68 - As somebody who has worn some chain gloves under disposable gl… 01/07/2016 on butcher GOD +12
#66 - Getting a pick-me-up in the morning probably helps you keep yo… 01/07/2016 on butcher GOD 0

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User avatar #71 - slashtrey ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
sup
User avatar #62 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #63 to #62 - schneidend (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh **** , oh **** , oh **** , oh **** ! Senpai noticed me!
#64 to #63 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
User avatar #67 to #64 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
#68 to #67 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
User avatar #69 to #68 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Because you say things that cause me to cringe.
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
damn... it must suck to being such a big sissy like you...
User avatar #61 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
have a fantastic day.
#58 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Hey faggot

Did you like the new Star Wars
User avatar #59 to #58 - schneidend (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
#60 to #59 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Pleb
User avatar #57 - joaomartins ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #65 to #56 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
User avatar #55 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup homie
User avatar #54 - manofield ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
nice picture mate haha
User avatar #39 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Told you so
User avatar #40 to #39 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #42 to #41 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
User avatar #43 to #42 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
User avatar #44 to #43 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
#34 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
>Sato cybernetics

You better hush your damn mouth right now boy
User avatar #66 to #34 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
no u
User avatar #35 to #34 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.

They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket

No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato isn't in the mood to do things that benefit humanity just increase her bank account

There is a lot of oil to be profitted off the Earth Kingdom desert and since her Sato-V gets a good 4 MPG she is gonna need the deed to those oil wells.
User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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