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| #13 - Well I have a pretty good idea now... [+] (5 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Unluckiest name ever. | +2 |
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tenaciouslee (01/08/2016) [-]  Just trying to unrustle your jimmies slightly with some jokes.  fucktwat, put that immage atleast as Spoiler and give an warning | ||
| #11 - She's no not-prone-to-dying she can actually heal everybody. [+] (8 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Unluckiest name ever. | 0 |
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tenaciouslee (01/08/2016) [-] Just trying to unrustle your jimmies slightly with some jokes. fucktwat, put that immage atleast as Spoiler and give an warning | ||
| #5 - Victory screech! | 01/08/2016 on comic thingies 2 | +8 |
| #48 - By that same token, maybe orc dudes are too big, and too rough… | 01/08/2016 on Character Art: Orcs 2... | 0 |
| #47 - Physics? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on Character Art: Orcs 2... | +1 |
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| #13 - Harley wasn't there when they went to the Fortress of Solitude. [+] (5 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Arrow cave | 0 |
 And that's just bullshit. What exactly determines who gets sent there and who doesn't, and what happens to those who aren't sent, and what if they're all sent there, does that mean anyone could escape and be alive again? Too many questions. Well, of course they could escape, if they've got a fucking boom tube. But, in all seriousness, I imagine you only go there if the Greek gods think you fucked up, which was the case for all three of them, IIRC. And, Greek mythology saw a couple folks escape Hades, I believe. I just can't remember any names.  Just chiming in, In the boat to tartarus one of them said (I think Hippollyta) that they were banished there. Like tartarus is just zues' personal jail and they were not dead-dead. I guess he teleported harley with lightning instead of obliterating her. but yeah the jump to all three of them in the boat was confusing as fuck. | ||
| #25 - Eet was joke, and even I was wrong. | 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange | +3 |
| #141 - Well, I had a stalker for a bit that was creeping me out, and … | 01/08/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 16 | +1 |
| #18 - ...God dammnit. | 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange | +17 |
| #20 - Yeah I get that. VII was spoiled months in advance. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... | +1 |
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| #18 - Yeah, but only like four people knew the twist in Empire until… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... | +1 |
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| #14 - Uh, that's four panels? [+] (6 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange | +3 |
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| #13 - Have you seen the photos of him in costume? It's pretty perfec… | 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange | 0 |
| #118 - For a second there, I was debating which of you is more of a t… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 16 | +3 |
| Well, I had a stalker for a bit that was creeping me out, and murrlogic was spamming my page with shit, which Hide All doesn't help. | ||
| #14 - >helmet serves no purpose >probably made of ****… [+] (11 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Kylo Ren & Leia | +38 |
 or he really is ashamed of his heritage so uses a helmet to hide himself  Or, you know, it is to look intimidating and he's a Vader fanboy.  Judging by Rey's flashback scene i think it's something all the knights of ren wear  I never once saw him as intimidating. Vader on the other hand... His helmet made me uneasy as shit for a long time after seeing Star Wars for the first time.  I haven't had a chance to see the movie yet so idk if it's there.... but i really hope/wish there was a part where someone called kylo on his shit and straight up told him he was nothing compared to vader. Preferably with the classic "You are not his equal" line or something. Then kylo goes into a tantrum. Just wanna see it once..... Of course he doesn't seem intimidating, we've seen him like the little bitch he is. But if you're some random ass villager on a random ass planet and a bunch of dudes comes and kills everyone and one of them has a dark cloak, a red lightsaber and a metally-ass helmet and stops a fucking blaster bolt in mid air with his fucking mind you're sure as hell gonna piss your pants. | ||
| #13 - They already tried torturing Poe in normal ways. Kylo WAS the backup. | 01/08/2016 on Kylo Ren & Leia | +13 |
| #55 - Aren't the gods giving any of you blessings, or giving your Dr… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Splash damage | 0 |
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dwarfboy (01/08/2016) [-] HAH With mythic adventures, the Druid in our party started powering herself. She has already attained semi-god status with a cult following, and can grant spells to devouts. And besides, if we don't kill them the universe will be destroyed by a giant interdimensional space worm. We're killing the gods to gain their power to avoid that, and they can't do anything because of a Divine Contract. | ||
| #53 - But...why? [+] (4 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Splash damage | 0 |
| Aren't the gods giving any of you blessings, or giving your Druid/Cleric spells? #56 -
dwarfboy (01/08/2016) [-] HAH With mythic adventures, the Druid in our party started powering herself. She has already attained semi-god status with a cult following, and can grant spells to devouts. And besides, if we don't kill them the universe will be destroyed by a giant interdimensional space worm. We're killing the gods to gain their power to avoid that, and they can't do anything because of a Divine Contract. | ||
| #51 - Wtf, how is everything so high? [+] (6 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Splash damage | 0 |
| Aren't the gods giving any of you blessings, or giving your Druid/Cleric spells? #56 -
dwarfboy (01/08/2016) [-] HAH With mythic adventures, the Druid in our party started powering herself. She has already attained semi-god status with a cult following, and can grant spells to devouts. And besides, if we don't kill them the universe will be destroyed by a giant interdimensional space worm. We're killing the gods to gain their power to avoid that, and they can't do anything because of a Divine Contract. | ||
| #48 - Which deals fire damage. [+] (9 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Splash damage | 0 |
| Aren't the gods giving any of you blessings, or giving your Druid/Cleric spells? #56 -
dwarfboy (01/08/2016) [-] HAH With mythic adventures, the Druid in our party started powering herself. She has already attained semi-god status with a cult following, and can grant spells to devouts. And besides, if we don't kill them the universe will be destroyed by a giant interdimensional space worm. We're killing the gods to gain their power to avoid that, and they can't do anything because of a Divine Contract. | ||
| #47 - I was once That Guy. It was my first Wizard I'd ever rolled, a… | 01/08/2016 on Splash damage | 0 |
| #45 - I mean, don't get me wrong, I do love me a good 15' foot cone.… [+] (11 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Splash damage | 0 |
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dwarfboy (01/08/2016) [-] I'm probably a special case for alchemists since the GM is so allowing. I was able to upgrade my extracts with custom ingredients Detect metal with a crystaline component instead of metalic made detect gems. We earned about 50,000 GP for each player from that So I may not be the most reliable source of tactics. Though in the situation you're describing, the wizard in our group probably would have started carpet-bombing Meteor Swarm around us. Aren't the gods giving any of you blessings, or giving your Druid/Cleric spells? #56 -
dwarfboy (01/08/2016) [-] HAH With mythic adventures, the Druid in our party started powering herself. She has already attained semi-god status with a cult following, and can grant spells to devouts. And besides, if we don't kill them the universe will be destroyed by a giant interdimensional space worm. We're killing the gods to gain their power to avoid that, and they can't do anything because of a Divine Contract. | ||
| #43 - Cleric is out of healing spells because the Wizard kept being … | 01/08/2016 on Splash damage | 0 |
| #42 - Because they also picked Cold Bombs and your party is surround… [+] (13 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Splash damage | 0 |
| I mean, don't get me wrong, I do love me a good 15' foot cone. One of my bad guys killed one of my players with a basic-ass Burning Hands a session ago. But, 15' isn't very far, especially against creatures that move 60' feet per turn, and even more so if you moved so nobody in the party would get hit by it. They're also intelligent, so they see your bitch-ass trolling with a belt full of anti-freeze, and suddenly you're covered in flaming dongs and die horribly. #46 -
dwarfboy (01/08/2016) [-] I'm probably a special case for alchemists since the GM is so allowing. I was able to upgrade my extracts with custom ingredients Detect metal with a crystaline component instead of metalic made detect gems. We earned about 50,000 GP for each player from that So I may not be the most reliable source of tactics. Though in the situation you're describing, the wizard in our group probably would have started carpet-bombing Meteor Swarm around us. Aren't the gods giving any of you blessings, or giving your Druid/Cleric spells? #56 -
dwarfboy (01/08/2016) [-] HAH With mythic adventures, the Druid in our party started powering herself. She has already attained semi-god status with a cult following, and can grant spells to devouts. And besides, if we don't kill them the universe will be destroyed by a giant interdimensional space worm. We're killing the gods to gain their power to avoid that, and they can't do anything because of a Divine Contract. | ||
| #59 - Mercer's ******* great. Travis Wellingham being hilario… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on Useful video for new DMs | +1 |
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admin (12/25/2015) [-] Merry Christmas you little bitch <3
Glad you're a part of FJ.
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Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
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schneidend (01/03/2016) [-] Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
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schneidend (12/22/2015) [-] Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
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schneidend (06/15/2015) [-] I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
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steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-] you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
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schneidend (06/15/2015) [-] I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
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schneidend (06/07/2015) [-] Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
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murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-] Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.
They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket
No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket
No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
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schneidend (06/07/2015) [-] And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
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greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-] Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.
If you want to do a new pvp character:
-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory
You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.
I'm level 110 now.
If you want to do a new pvp character:
-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory
You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.
I'm level 110 now.
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greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-] So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.
Getting there.
Getting there.
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schneidend (11/03/2014) [-] Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
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greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-] Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
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schneidend (10/31/2014) [-] Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
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greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-] ...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.
Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.
Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.
Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
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schneidend (05/31/2012) [-] Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
