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Date Signed Up:12/02/2011
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#67 - Saw the video title and closed the tab, seeing nothing. I have… 05/12/2014 on David Tennant +4
#48 - Maybe it's a whole thing of bacon cut into those filets instea…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on What kind of monster made... 0
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#52 - zacoren (05/13/2014) [-]
Sounds delicious, I want.
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#104 - Not very good, indeed. It sounded like the … 05/12/2014 on 200 calories each 0
#18 - She's cooking a whole side of bacon at once, basically. Go buy…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2014 on What kind of monster made... +1
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#27 - zacoren (05/12/2014) [-]
She serves them each a slice of bacon about that thick, never have i seen someone eat an entire side of bacon.
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#48 - schneidend (05/12/2014) [-]
Maybe it's a whole thing of bacon cut into those filets instead of strips?
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#52 - zacoren (05/13/2014) [-]
Sounds delicious, I want.
#100 - Because the 200 calories of fast food has virtually no vitamin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2014 on 200 calories each 0
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#103 - indecisivejew (05/12/2014) [-]
Its a joke, guy just not a very good one
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#104 - schneidend (05/12/2014) [-]
Not very good, indeed.
It sounded like the kind of shit logic somebody on FJ could actually have.
#97 - Also, the "three mini peppers" were actually two red… 05/12/2014 on 200 calories each 0
#95 - A serving of whole milk is like 190 calories. 05/12/2014 on 200 calories each 0
#148 - So, you're just close-minded. The game's been really mechanica… 05/12/2014 on Beta Emerald 0
#45 - Dark Souls PvP in a nutshell. 05/11/2014 on Russia FTW 0
#73 - Deposit lots of money in an interest accruing account or sound…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on It's True 0
#103 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
And when shall we acquire bitches?
#84 - I read somewhere that said name would actually be likely if th… 05/09/2014 on Soviet Bear 0
#40 - Who dis?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Rugrats 0
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#43 - seras (05/17/2014) [-]
Darksydephil, the worst Let's Player to exist. Not only does he suck, but he is a narcistic asshole, insulting everyone and anything, because he is flawless in his own mind.
#161 - Comparing that smooth ass moustache to the ************** … 05/09/2014 on For glorious revolution of... 0
#24 - And yet plenty of people quit playing and think they're hard. 05/09/2014 on True shit. 0
#179 - Sounds like you're a terrible human being. Just seeing that gu… 05/08/2014 on girl is given bionic hand 0
#115 - If there's a woman under there, I'd **** her. *shrug* 05/08/2014 on Fox n' Friends +2
#205 - Transhumanist master race.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on high maintenance girlfriend 0
#209 - stealthnull (05/07/2014) [-]
I totally asked for this.
#220 - Well, dragons are pretty weaksauce in Skyrim compared to Dark Souls. 05/07/2014 on Drgnz 0
#52 - Coruscant, Mustafar, the Gungan city, and other crazy ass loca…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Jump into death 0
#56 - thevoodoofrog (05/07/2014) [-]
Coruscant was a city, and they could have used physical sets for over half the scenes they shot they.

Also with Mustafar.

And the Gungan city was just hilarious.
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#70 - huntergriff (05/07/2014) [-]
Coruscant was a planet with high technology...that had speeders flying all over the place in the background...

Mustaar was a volcanic planet shooting lava all over the damn place and had a scene where the main characters were having an intense lightsaber duel on a structure that fell into the lava...

you realize how much sets like those cost?
#38 - Well, one is a movie that takes place on Earth, while the othe…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Jump into death +12
#45 - thevoodoofrog (05/07/2014) [-]
And? The deserts in episode 4 were real deserts, and the sets were all real.
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#53 - ilikeweed (05/07/2014) [-]
deserts aren't exactly other worldly or some kind of space fantasy dude.
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#52 - schneidend (05/07/2014) [-]
Coruscant, Mustafar, the Gungan city, and other crazy ass locales, however, were not in Episode 4.
#56 - thevoodoofrog (05/07/2014) [-]
Coruscant was a city, and they could have used physical sets for over half the scenes they shot they.

Also with Mustafar.

And the Gungan city was just hilarious.
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#70 - huntergriff (05/07/2014) [-]
Coruscant was a planet with high technology...that had speeders flying all over the place in the background...

Mustaar was a volcanic planet shooting lava all over the damn place and had a scene where the main characters were having an intense lightsaber duel on a structure that fell into the lava...

you realize how much sets like those cost?
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#51 - thebaseballexpert (05/07/2014) [-]
If you have the technology, why not use it to make a more visually appealing movie? I'd take Anakin and Obi-wan fighting with volcanoes erupting in the background on multiple levels of a melting structure over Darth Vader and Obi-wan slowly fighting in a hallway
#96 - jubajubejiblets (05/07/2014) [-]
Idk, I liked the look of Degobah way more than the look of the Wookie's home planet. I think CGI should only be used when something is otherwise impossible to render. Real sets and on-location-filming look better every time in my opinion.
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#68 - durkadurka (05/07/2014) [-]
Consider this: The story is far more important than the special effects. Done right, special effects enhance the story. Done the starwars way, they're a crutch used in place of a compelling story.

In the original movies, people cared about the lightsaber fights not because they were "super cool" looking, but because the movies spent a lot of time getting them to care about the characters and WHY they were fighting. The fight between Obi-
Wan and Darth Vader is significant and sticks in the minds of everyone for reasons other than fight itself. ALL of the ligthtsaber fights in the original three movies were clunky at best, but they were tense and exciting because you were invested in the characters and the fight's outcome.
The only fight in the prequels I really found myself caring about was the final fight between Obi-wan and Anakin. It was really the only maybe there are a few fight the movies give you a reason to care about and even then it went on for far too long. Most of the other ones were just shiny eye-candy.

TL;DR: It's not about the fight itself, but about the characters and their cause, plus associated emotions.
#55 - thevoodoofrog (05/07/2014) [-]
This way of thinking is directly responsible for the decline of cinematic storytelling.
You'd rather of something stupid and obvious over something subtle and brilliant.
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#57 - thebaseballexpert (05/07/2014) [-]
but you're implying a scenario were there is only a good story or only good visuals. The two aren't mutually exclusive. A great example is Disney's "UP". It had a rich, enticing, and meaningful story, and it was done with entirely with computers ("but you need live actors and sets to draw inspiration for the models", shut up internet)

Episode 3, IMHO, is my favorite of all six Star Wars movies so far. The story did it's job perfectly, and it does not even matter if the story was predictable. It would have been a shitty story if it was anything less than predictable.

Don't get me wrong, Episode 4 is amazing too. both movies have their strengths and both have their weaknesses. But visually, the prequals top AT LEAST episode 4, which, aside from the climactic space battle and scenes in the desert, take place in rooms and halls.
#67 - thevoodoofrog (05/07/2014) [-]
The problem with that is, real actors need REAL props, in order to give the best performance they can - they need SOMETHING at least. Take a look at that scene from Episode 3 where General Grievous is about to fight Obi-Wan, and he's spinning around his lightsabers really fast, and Ewan McGregor doesn't even react. He just stands there, because all he had to work with was a green background.

And honestly, no, it doesn't top it visually. So many scenes are painfully just NOT real. I understand it can't be done for everything, but something like the Canteena scene in 4, is so much more real than the diner scene in Clone Wars, because it was all real.

When something is obviously fake, it just draws your completely out of the movie.
#85 - thebaseballexpert (05/07/2014) [-]
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW THE PREQUALS ARE NOT BETTER VISUALLY.
The Deathstar and the laser beam look fake as shit, you can tell easily the ships and Deathstar 2 are models, don't even get me started on the horrific CGI in Jabbas palace, And Yoda looks infinitely better when he can actually MOVE AROUND ON SCREEN, instead of being an animatronic puppet.

Especially in Episode 1, they made physical sets and minatures, and then spruced them up with CGI to make them look better. They did this in the original trilogy, but not to the extent that they did in Episodes 1-3

Stop being a stubborn fanboy and saying that absolutely nothing is better about the new movies than the originals. Also Attack of the Clones is a shitty movie in and of itself. It's hands down the worst Star wars movie, and there is absolutely no way Abrams could do worse.
#104 - thevoodoofrog (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm not saying the CGi isn't an improvement over some things, but thats the problem.
They didn't use CGI to make sets and actors better, they did it INSTEAD of sets.

Watch any of the behind the screens footage, and all it is for the entire movie, is actors walking about on blue or green mats. It sucks, and its just lazy. Its mostly why the original trilogy has better acting than the prequels.
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#88 - huntergriff (05/07/2014) [-]
i liked episode II
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#72 - huntergriff (05/07/2014) [-]
>The problem with that is, real actors need REAL props, in order to give the best performance they can - they need SOMETHING at least. Take a look at that scene from Episode 3 where General Grievous is about to fight Obi-Wan, and he's spinning around his lightsabers really fast, and Ewan McGregor doesn't even react. He just stands there, because all he had to work with was a green background.

You try making a scale model of general grievous that can fight as quickly as he did in the movies and move as quickly as he did in the movies.
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#81 - thebaseballexpert (05/07/2014) [-]
^This

Also, consider that he stood in awe because that's what his character would do. It's not every day you see a droid wielding not one, but TWO lightsabers... AND THEN break apart to wield FOUR lightsabers, and then start spinning them in a death wheel.

Hell, I've never directed a movie before, and even I would put the opposite character in awe of such a sight, if even for a couple seconds. It's not because he's not working with something, it's just acting. I'm sure he was actually fighting SOMEONE to give the actor a tactile feel for the scene.
#103 - thevoodoofrog (05/08/2014) [-]
If I was a Jedi and General Grievous was doing that, I would just crush his head with the Force.

You know, because they can do that...and he's a robot with literally no defense against it. But hey, logic.
#113 - The villain was a US Army General. 05/07/2014 on Meanwhile on Steam 0
#109 - Picture 05/07/2014 on Meanwhile on Steam +1
#149 - Considering most of Spidey's villains, Green Goblin aside, don…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Just Spidey Things +1
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#151 - captainstinkypinky (05/07/2014) [-]
True, but after a while it felt a bit forced. All the "will they/won't they get back together" seemed like it was there to fill scenes between important story points. I do agree, they would need more of that because Electro couldn't go and fight Peter Parker, just Spider-Man, but most of it was repetitive and unnecessary (in my opinion, at least). And I really wish they did more with the Goblin, I was really excited to see how they were going to do him. That scene when Gwen died gave me feels though
#69 - This one actually looks pretty awesome, exo-skeletons and Kevi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Meanwhile on Steam +2
#77 - anon (05/07/2014) [-]
How about No.
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#112 - captainstinkypinky (05/07/2014) [-]
r00d
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User avatar #71 - slashtrey ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
sup
User avatar #62 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #63 to #62 - schneidend (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh **** , oh **** , oh **** , oh **** ! Senpai noticed me!
#64 to #63 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
User avatar #67 to #64 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
#68 to #67 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
User avatar #69 to #68 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Because you say things that cause me to cringe.
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
damn... it must suck to being such a big sissy like you...
User avatar #61 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
have a fantastic day.
#58 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Hey faggot

Did you like the new Star Wars
User avatar #59 to #58 - schneidend (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
#60 to #59 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Pleb
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User avatar #65 to #56 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
User avatar #55 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup homie
User avatar #54 - manofield ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
nice picture mate haha
User avatar #39 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Told you so
User avatar #40 to #39 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #42 to #41 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
User avatar #43 to #42 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
User avatar #44 to #43 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
#34 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
>Sato cybernetics

You better hush your damn mouth right now boy
User avatar #66 to #34 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
no u
User avatar #35 to #34 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.

They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket

No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato isn't in the mood to do things that benefit humanity just increase her bank account

There is a lot of oil to be profitted off the Earth Kingdom desert and since her Sato-V gets a good 4 MPG she is gonna need the deed to those oil wells.
User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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