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#133 - And yet, as I mentioned earlier, untrained people use the Forc…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... 0
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#141 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
Outside of Anakin (who can be discounted because he literally prophesied to be immensely powerful, in order to bring balance to the force. He's essentially a force sock puppet) when have we seen untrained force-sensitive beings use the force in controlled ways? What she did wasn't a primal thing, it was becoming one with the force to become an incredible fighter.
Luke couldn't lift an x-wing in a tranquil environment because he wasn't balanced, and thus neither side of the force quite called to him.

And Rey knowing what Jedi are and what they can do is bullshit. She didn't even believe in them before Han told her about them.
#2 - In the earlier part, she mentions Rawlins dropped her out of a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on The Punisher : UiDBiW Pt 5 0
#3 - mrjderp (01/10/2016) [-]
Mujahs, the Mujahideen.
#4 - schneidend (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh.
#128 - There's more out there in the galaxy than Sith and Jedi, and t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +1
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#130 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
You're right on the first bit- these kinds of things canonically exist, there's no question about it. They also tend to do these things in calm environments where they can actually use the light side of the force.
Ray was in a heated battle, and had just before been pretty emotionally controlled. She certainly should not have been able to almost instantly calm her mind and let the force flow through her. And those tribals that use the force? They train with it, still. They don't go through the jedi training or sith training, but they go through their own.

As for luke doing the same thing, he did it with the spiritual guidance of Obi-Wan Kenobi, as well as already knowing exactly what had to happen (I'm assuming that you're talking about the destruction of the death star. It was already known where the bomb had to go). He also wasn't locked in melee combat with a trained opponent- he was focusing on a specific point that he knew had to be destroyed.
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#157 - viscerys (01/08/2016) [-]
Maybe she was crazy angry, and her becoming powerful could hint at a dark future. Just spitballing, but I don't think it could be outside the realm of possibility.
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#252 - ilovehitler (01/09/2016) [-]
That would be damned cool if that were the case
I doubt it's gonna go that way, but it would be an amazing twist
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#133 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
And yet, as I mentioned earlier, untrained people use the Force all the time, doing the same things she did, without even realizing they're using the Force. Rey knows the Force exists, knows what Jedi are and what they can do, received a Force vision that quite likely imparted plenty of knowledge into her. All of that crystallized in one moment where she let go, and then proceeded to use the most primal, basic implementation of the Force that anybody with the potential can do. Anakin was channeling the Force and doing ridiculous things at 8 years-old, to the point where even his mother realized he had to have special powers. Shit like what Rey did has been in the canon for over a decade, such that even Star Wars tabletop RPGs create mechanics to emulate it. The Force lets you do crazy, impossible shit, whether you have training or not. Luke couldn't lift an X-Wing, even with a tranquil environment, because he didn't believe he could. Rey defeated a wounded Kylo Ren because she let go of her doubt.
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#141 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
Outside of Anakin (who can be discounted because he literally prophesied to be immensely powerful, in order to bring balance to the force. He's essentially a force sock puppet) when have we seen untrained force-sensitive beings use the force in controlled ways? What she did wasn't a primal thing, it was becoming one with the force to become an incredible fighter.
Luke couldn't lift an x-wing in a tranquil environment because he wasn't balanced, and thus neither side of the force quite called to him.

And Rey knowing what Jedi are and what they can do is bullshit. She didn't even believe in them before Han told her about them.
#59 - Doctor Fate is similar. He's a Lord of Order, balance of magic… 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange 0
#57 - ...That's Doctor Fate, who is a similar character, but not the…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange 0
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#58 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Honestly thought that was Dr Strange with a new name, shit happens so often in comics
So what does Dr Fate do then?
Also, wtf was up with One More Day?
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#59 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
Doctor Fate is similar. He's a Lord of Order, balance of magic, yadda yadda. Though, all of Fate's power comes from the helmet, IIRC. If he breaks the rules, he can simply lose his powers or the being that grants him the helmet can take the reins of his body entirely.

...We don't talk about Worst Spiderman Story.
#55 - He uses it all the time, against cosmic horrors like Shuma Gor…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange 0
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#56 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Just kinda annoying when he doesnt try and do anything in Injustice except fuck up another dimension with Black Canary
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#57 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
...That's Doctor Fate, who is a similar character, but not the same.

Also, if you'll recall Doctor Fate letting Batman use his tower as a virtually undetectable base of operations?
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#58 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Honestly thought that was Dr Strange with a new name, shit happens so often in comics
So what does Dr Fate do then?
Also, wtf was up with One More Day?
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#59 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
Doctor Fate is similar. He's a Lord of Order, balance of magic, yadda yadda. Though, all of Fate's power comes from the helmet, IIRC. If he breaks the rules, he can simply lose his powers or the being that grants him the helmet can take the reins of his body entirely.

...We don't talk about Worst Spiderman Story.
#111 - She didn't fend Kylo off. She got beat down and pushed back by…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +9
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#126 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
And there's another thing- she shouldn't have at all been able to summon up the force like she did. She's not a fucking Jedi, she hasn't had the training to properly clear the mind to use the light side of the force, ESPECIALLY considering she in no way was in a peaceful environment. She was in the middle of a battle for her life and she was just like "lol it chill".
There's a reason that Jedi train years for that kind of thing- a completely calm mind, like the sort needed to let the force guide your movements, is not a thing that comes naturally.
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#183 - iamcraig (01/08/2016) [-]
The thing is, because the EU has been retconned, there's nothing to say people who have a connection with the force can't accidentally have it affect them like Harry Potter letting the snake out of the tank or setting a hedge on fire
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#128 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
There's more out there in the galaxy than Sith and Jedi, and they get by just fine without huge temples, highly organized training, or formalized doctrines. There's shamans of primitive tribes who use the force to heal wounds, cure diseases, and see the future, stuff even Jedi often find tough to do.

Rey lived a sparse, rote, very zen existence while waiting patiently for her parents. Instead of looking to the horizon for adventure and glory, she waited. She was basically a Jedi already. And, she only ever did what Luke had done several times during A New Hope, with equally non-existent training, let the Force flow through you. It's the most basic concept of non-Dark Side Force use, so of course it came easily to her. People do it all the time without even realizing they're Force-sensitive, just thinking they're lucky or especially skilled.
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#130 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
You're right on the first bit- these kinds of things canonically exist, there's no question about it. They also tend to do these things in calm environments where they can actually use the light side of the force.
Ray was in a heated battle, and had just before been pretty emotionally controlled. She certainly should not have been able to almost instantly calm her mind and let the force flow through her. And those tribals that use the force? They train with it, still. They don't go through the jedi training or sith training, but they go through their own.

As for luke doing the same thing, he did it with the spiritual guidance of Obi-Wan Kenobi, as well as already knowing exactly what had to happen (I'm assuming that you're talking about the destruction of the death star. It was already known where the bomb had to go). He also wasn't locked in melee combat with a trained opponent- he was focusing on a specific point that he knew had to be destroyed.
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#157 - viscerys (01/08/2016) [-]
Maybe she was crazy angry, and her becoming powerful could hint at a dark future. Just spitballing, but I don't think it could be outside the realm of possibility.
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#252 - ilovehitler (01/09/2016) [-]
That would be damned cool if that were the case
I doubt it's gonna go that way, but it would be an amazing twist
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#133 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
And yet, as I mentioned earlier, untrained people use the Force all the time, doing the same things she did, without even realizing they're using the Force. Rey knows the Force exists, knows what Jedi are and what they can do, received a Force vision that quite likely imparted plenty of knowledge into her. All of that crystallized in one moment where she let go, and then proceeded to use the most primal, basic implementation of the Force that anybody with the potential can do. Anakin was channeling the Force and doing ridiculous things at 8 years-old, to the point where even his mother realized he had to have special powers. Shit like what Rey did has been in the canon for over a decade, such that even Star Wars tabletop RPGs create mechanics to emulate it. The Force lets you do crazy, impossible shit, whether you have training or not. Luke couldn't lift an X-Wing, even with a tranquil environment, because he didn't believe he could. Rey defeated a wounded Kylo Ren because she let go of her doubt.
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#141 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
Outside of Anakin (who can be discounted because he literally prophesied to be immensely powerful, in order to bring balance to the force. He's essentially a force sock puppet) when have we seen untrained force-sensitive beings use the force in controlled ways? What she did wasn't a primal thing, it was becoming one with the force to become an incredible fighter.
Luke couldn't lift an x-wing in a tranquil environment because he wasn't balanced, and thus neither side of the force quite called to him.

And Rey knowing what Jedi are and what they can do is bullshit. She didn't even believe in them before Han told her about them.
#53 - Strange is helpful all the time, even if it's not as direct as…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange 0
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#54 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Thats kind of my point, hes got power but he cant use it
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#55 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
He uses it all the time, against cosmic horrors like Shuma Gorath and Dormammu. When Strange is doing his job, we typically won't even notice. That's the point of his role in the multiverse.
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#56 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Just kinda annoying when he doesnt try and do anything in Injustice except fuck up another dimension with Black Canary
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#57 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
...That's Doctor Fate, who is a similar character, but not the same.

Also, if you'll recall Doctor Fate letting Batman use his tower as a virtually undetectable base of operations?
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#58 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Honestly thought that was Dr Strange with a new name, shit happens so often in comics
So what does Dr Fate do then?
Also, wtf was up with One More Day?
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#59 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
Doctor Fate is similar. He's a Lord of Order, balance of magic, yadda yadda. Though, all of Fate's power comes from the helmet, IIRC. If he breaks the rules, he can simply lose his powers or the being that grants him the helmet can take the reins of his body entirely.

...We don't talk about Worst Spiderman Story.
#109 - And she did some overswinging parries that weren't particularl…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +2
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#110 - euskippy (01/08/2016) [-]
And should have not been able to fend Kylo off, never mind beat him.
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#111 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
She didn't fend Kylo off. She got beat down and pushed back by a superior yet crippled opponent, and only beat him when she summoned the Force and let it guide her movements, just as she had when she pulled off that otherwise impossible maneuver in the Falcon that let Finn shoot a moving target with a broken turret. It was foreshadowed.

Luke probably could have done the same thing with his minimal training on Bespin, against a far-more-powerful-than-Ren Vader, but he was too distracted by his own urge to save his friends and Vader keeping him off balance with Dun Moch tactics. Rey shut out all her distractions and let the Force flow through her, just as Luke did when he made that otherwise impossible shot to destroy the Death Star.
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#126 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
And there's another thing- she shouldn't have at all been able to summon up the force like she did. She's not a fucking Jedi, she hasn't had the training to properly clear the mind to use the light side of the force, ESPECIALLY considering she in no way was in a peaceful environment. She was in the middle of a battle for her life and she was just like "lol it chill".
There's a reason that Jedi train years for that kind of thing- a completely calm mind, like the sort needed to let the force guide your movements, is not a thing that comes naturally.
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#183 - iamcraig (01/08/2016) [-]
The thing is, because the EU has been retconned, there's nothing to say people who have a connection with the force can't accidentally have it affect them like Harry Potter letting the snake out of the tank or setting a hedge on fire
User avatar
#128 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
There's more out there in the galaxy than Sith and Jedi, and they get by just fine without huge temples, highly organized training, or formalized doctrines. There's shamans of primitive tribes who use the force to heal wounds, cure diseases, and see the future, stuff even Jedi often find tough to do.

Rey lived a sparse, rote, very zen existence while waiting patiently for her parents. Instead of looking to the horizon for adventure and glory, she waited. She was basically a Jedi already. And, she only ever did what Luke had done several times during A New Hope, with equally non-existent training, let the Force flow through you. It's the most basic concept of non-Dark Side Force use, so of course it came easily to her. People do it all the time without even realizing they're Force-sensitive, just thinking they're lucky or especially skilled.
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#130 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
You're right on the first bit- these kinds of things canonically exist, there's no question about it. They also tend to do these things in calm environments where they can actually use the light side of the force.
Ray was in a heated battle, and had just before been pretty emotionally controlled. She certainly should not have been able to almost instantly calm her mind and let the force flow through her. And those tribals that use the force? They train with it, still. They don't go through the jedi training or sith training, but they go through their own.

As for luke doing the same thing, he did it with the spiritual guidance of Obi-Wan Kenobi, as well as already knowing exactly what had to happen (I'm assuming that you're talking about the destruction of the death star. It was already known where the bomb had to go). He also wasn't locked in melee combat with a trained opponent- he was focusing on a specific point that he knew had to be destroyed.
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#157 - viscerys (01/08/2016) [-]
Maybe she was crazy angry, and her becoming powerful could hint at a dark future. Just spitballing, but I don't think it could be outside the realm of possibility.
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#252 - ilovehitler (01/09/2016) [-]
That would be damned cool if that were the case
I doubt it's gonna go that way, but it would be an amazing twist
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#133 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
And yet, as I mentioned earlier, untrained people use the Force all the time, doing the same things she did, without even realizing they're using the Force. Rey knows the Force exists, knows what Jedi are and what they can do, received a Force vision that quite likely imparted plenty of knowledge into her. All of that crystallized in one moment where she let go, and then proceeded to use the most primal, basic implementation of the Force that anybody with the potential can do. Anakin was channeling the Force and doing ridiculous things at 8 years-old, to the point where even his mother realized he had to have special powers. Shit like what Rey did has been in the canon for over a decade, such that even Star Wars tabletop RPGs create mechanics to emulate it. The Force lets you do crazy, impossible shit, whether you have training or not. Luke couldn't lift an X-Wing, even with a tranquil environment, because he didn't believe he could. Rey defeated a wounded Kylo Ren because she let go of her doubt.
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#141 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
Outside of Anakin (who can be discounted because he literally prophesied to be immensely powerful, in order to bring balance to the force. He's essentially a force sock puppet) when have we seen untrained force-sensitive beings use the force in controlled ways? What she did wasn't a primal thing, it was becoming one with the force to become an incredible fighter.
Luke couldn't lift an x-wing in a tranquil environment because he wasn't balanced, and thus neither side of the force quite called to him.

And Rey knowing what Jedi are and what they can do is bullshit. She didn't even believe in them before Han told her about them.
#46 - Strange is always willing to help in the ways he can. …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange 0
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#49 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Strange isnt ever actually helpful though, hes got almost unlimited powers but never really does anything
Tony is an idiot who listens to that bitch in civil war
Dont get me wrong i like them both, just civil war fucking sucked man
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#53 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
Strange is helpful all the time, even if it's not as direct as we'd like. If he helped directly in a situation where the balance of magic was not out of whack, then his helping would put the forces of magic out of whack, and suddenly we have even more problems. Sure, he could help with crises like Fear Itself. But, what's worse, evil Asgardian hammers, or evil Asgardian hammers plus Dormammu got to show up because Strange acted out of turn?
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#54 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Thats kind of my point, hes got power but he cant use it
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#55 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
He uses it all the time, against cosmic horrors like Shuma Gorath and Dormammu. When Strange is doing his job, we typically won't even notice. That's the point of his role in the multiverse.
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#56 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Just kinda annoying when he doesnt try and do anything in Injustice except fuck up another dimension with Black Canary
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#57 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
...That's Doctor Fate, who is a similar character, but not the same.

Also, if you'll recall Doctor Fate letting Batman use his tower as a virtually undetectable base of operations?
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#58 - admiralen (01/08/2016) [-]
Honestly thought that was Dr Strange with a new name, shit happens so often in comics
So what does Dr Fate do then?
Also, wtf was up with One More Day?
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#59 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
Doctor Fate is similar. He's a Lord of Order, balance of magic, yadda yadda. Though, all of Fate's power comes from the helmet, IIRC. If he breaks the rules, he can simply lose his powers or the being that grants him the helmet can take the reins of his body entirely.

...We don't talk about Worst Spiderman Story.
#88 - "The" atmosphere, he says. 01/08/2016 on Oh crap moments 0
#3 - I like when he does especially heroic stuff that has nothing t… 01/08/2016 on To be honest 0
#28 - Well, **** , at least my favorite character kills her.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Unluckiest name ever. +3
#41 - tenaciouslee (01/08/2016) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, Kenpachi had to be the one to do it because underneath that robe, she had sick gains, and only Kenpachi's gains could match hers. Tite Kubo did a press release, and this is what she looked like underneath those heavy robes.

Just trying to unrustle your jimmies slightly with some jokes.
#43 - >> #18 , >> #17 , 01/08/2016 on Iron Man and Dr. Strange +1
#12 - Pretty sure nothing happening in that picture is practical. 01/08/2016 on Science +4
#26 - > Desire more peanuts. > Peanuts easily acquired wit… 01/08/2016 on you decide 0
#140 - Riches' powers sound ******* awesome. Turn himself part… 01/08/2016 on X-Men: Worst X-Man Ever 1 0
#139 - Holy @#$% do I ever want a mention! 01/08/2016 on X-Men: Worst X-Man Ever 1 0
#17 - But, does it really? As long as Amai Mask gets his ass kicked,…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Punch me up inside (Can't... +1
#25 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
He does, in fact, get his ass kicked. After Boros the series is still great. Maybe not as much for hardcore DBZ fans who only want to see Saitama punching everything, but they aren't really people to begin with.

It's still a hilarious series, but we get some face-time and char development and plot progression in between making things explode without trying.
#30 - Being able to swing things at crippled dudes isn't hard. She w…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +8
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#92 - euskippy (01/08/2016) [-]
It is when the blade has no weight to it at all. If you were used to a balanced weapon like a staff, you'd overswing to fuck. Not be able to block another lightsaber as it comes at you.
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#109 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
And she did some overswinging parries that weren't particularly effective against Ren's onslaught, but probably would have worked nicely with a staff. She also tried to poke with just about every attack series as though she were lunging with a spear or a staff.
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#110 - euskippy (01/08/2016) [-]
And should have not been able to fend Kylo off, never mind beat him.
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#111 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
She didn't fend Kylo off. She got beat down and pushed back by a superior yet crippled opponent, and only beat him when she summoned the Force and let it guide her movements, just as she had when she pulled off that otherwise impossible maneuver in the Falcon that let Finn shoot a moving target with a broken turret. It was foreshadowed.

Luke probably could have done the same thing with his minimal training on Bespin, against a far-more-powerful-than-Ren Vader, but he was too distracted by his own urge to save his friends and Vader keeping him off balance with Dun Moch tactics. Rey shut out all her distractions and let the Force flow through her, just as Luke did when he made that otherwise impossible shot to destroy the Death Star.
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#126 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
And there's another thing- she shouldn't have at all been able to summon up the force like she did. She's not a fucking Jedi, she hasn't had the training to properly clear the mind to use the light side of the force, ESPECIALLY considering she in no way was in a peaceful environment. She was in the middle of a battle for her life and she was just like "lol it chill".
There's a reason that Jedi train years for that kind of thing- a completely calm mind, like the sort needed to let the force guide your movements, is not a thing that comes naturally.
User avatar
#183 - iamcraig (01/08/2016) [-]
The thing is, because the EU has been retconned, there's nothing to say people who have a connection with the force can't accidentally have it affect them like Harry Potter letting the snake out of the tank or setting a hedge on fire
User avatar
#128 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
There's more out there in the galaxy than Sith and Jedi, and they get by just fine without huge temples, highly organized training, or formalized doctrines. There's shamans of primitive tribes who use the force to heal wounds, cure diseases, and see the future, stuff even Jedi often find tough to do.

Rey lived a sparse, rote, very zen existence while waiting patiently for her parents. Instead of looking to the horizon for adventure and glory, she waited. She was basically a Jedi already. And, she only ever did what Luke had done several times during A New Hope, with equally non-existent training, let the Force flow through you. It's the most basic concept of non-Dark Side Force use, so of course it came easily to her. People do it all the time without even realizing they're Force-sensitive, just thinking they're lucky or especially skilled.
User avatar
#130 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
You're right on the first bit- these kinds of things canonically exist, there's no question about it. They also tend to do these things in calm environments where they can actually use the light side of the force.
Ray was in a heated battle, and had just before been pretty emotionally controlled. She certainly should not have been able to almost instantly calm her mind and let the force flow through her. And those tribals that use the force? They train with it, still. They don't go through the jedi training or sith training, but they go through their own.

As for luke doing the same thing, he did it with the spiritual guidance of Obi-Wan Kenobi, as well as already knowing exactly what had to happen (I'm assuming that you're talking about the destruction of the death star. It was already known where the bomb had to go). He also wasn't locked in melee combat with a trained opponent- he was focusing on a specific point that he knew had to be destroyed.
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#157 - viscerys (01/08/2016) [-]
Maybe she was crazy angry, and her becoming powerful could hint at a dark future. Just spitballing, but I don't think it could be outside the realm of possibility.
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#252 - ilovehitler (01/09/2016) [-]
That would be damned cool if that were the case
I doubt it's gonna go that way, but it would be an amazing twist
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#133 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
And yet, as I mentioned earlier, untrained people use the Force all the time, doing the same things she did, without even realizing they're using the Force. Rey knows the Force exists, knows what Jedi are and what they can do, received a Force vision that quite likely imparted plenty of knowledge into her. All of that crystallized in one moment where she let go, and then proceeded to use the most primal, basic implementation of the Force that anybody with the potential can do. Anakin was channeling the Force and doing ridiculous things at 8 years-old, to the point where even his mother realized he had to have special powers. Shit like what Rey did has been in the canon for over a decade, such that even Star Wars tabletop RPGs create mechanics to emulate it. The Force lets you do crazy, impossible shit, whether you have training or not. Luke couldn't lift an X-Wing, even with a tranquil environment, because he didn't believe he could. Rey defeated a wounded Kylo Ren because she let go of her doubt.
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#141 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
Outside of Anakin (who can be discounted because he literally prophesied to be immensely powerful, in order to bring balance to the force. He's essentially a force sock puppet) when have we seen untrained force-sensitive beings use the force in controlled ways? What she did wasn't a primal thing, it was becoming one with the force to become an incredible fighter.
Luke couldn't lift an x-wing in a tranquil environment because he wasn't balanced, and thus neither side of the force quite called to him.

And Rey knowing what Jedi are and what they can do is bullshit. She didn't even believe in them before Han told her about them.
#29 - People use the Force with no training all the time. Ren … 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +4
#22 - Well, of course they could escape, if they've got a ******…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Arrow cave 0
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#35 - starstallion (01/08/2016) [-]
Just chiming in, In the boat to tartarus one of them said (I think Hippollyta) that they were banished there. Like tartarus is just zues' personal jail and they were not dead-dead. I guess he teleported harley with lightning instead of obliterating her. but yeah the jump to all three of them in the boat was confusing as fuck.
#17 - Sorry, what? You got a link to this travesty? 01/08/2016 on That was heavy... +28
#20 - Ye. So did Billy and Hippolyta.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Arrow cave 0
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#21 - undeadmaus (01/08/2016) [-]
And that's just bullshit. What exactly determines who gets sent there and who doesn't, and what happens to those who aren't sent, and what if they're all sent there, does that mean anyone could escape and be alive again? Too many questions.
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#22 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
Well, of course they could escape, if they've got a fucking boom tube. But, in all seriousness, I imagine you only go there if the Greek gods think you fucked up, which was the case for all three of them, IIRC. And, Greek mythology saw a couple folks escape Hades, I believe. I just can't remember any names.
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#35 - starstallion (01/08/2016) [-]
Just chiming in, In the boat to tartarus one of them said (I think Hippollyta) that they were banished there. Like tartarus is just zues' personal jail and they were not dead-dead. I guess he teleported harley with lightning instead of obliterating her. but yeah the jump to all three of them in the boat was confusing as fuck.
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#2 - demigara (01/08/2016) [-]
FIRST EXPERIENCE

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User avatar #71 - slashtrey ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
sup
User avatar #62 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

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User avatar #63 to #62 - schneidend (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh **** , oh **** , oh **** , oh **** ! Senpai noticed me!
#64 to #63 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
User avatar #67 to #64 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
#68 to #67 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
User avatar #69 to #68 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Because you say things that cause me to cringe.
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
damn... it must suck to being such a big sissy like you...
User avatar #61 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
have a fantastic day.
#58 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Hey faggot

Did you like the new Star Wars
User avatar #59 to #58 - schneidend (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
#60 to #59 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Pleb
User avatar #57 - joaomartins ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #65 to #56 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
User avatar #55 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup homie
User avatar #54 - manofield ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
nice picture mate haha
User avatar #39 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Told you so
User avatar #40 to #39 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #42 to #41 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
User avatar #43 to #42 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
User avatar #44 to #43 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
#34 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
>Sato cybernetics

You better hush your damn mouth right now boy
User avatar #66 to #34 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
no u
User avatar #35 to #34 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.

They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket

No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato isn't in the mood to do things that benefit humanity just increase her bank account

There is a lot of oil to be profitted off the Earth Kingdom desert and since her Sato-V gets a good 4 MPG she is gonna need the deed to those oil wells.
User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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