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| #7 - Get that doge a ******* exorcism, stat. | 23 hours ago on Cleric Beast | +58 |
| #4 - Oh. | 01/10/2016 on The Punisher : UiDBiW Pt 5 | 0 |
| #180 - Parody is fair use, IIRC. | 01/10/2016 on Erin Esurance porn | 0 |
| #9 - I feel like they must be BFFs. Ms. Boob Slapper: Keep… | 01/09/2016 on she is doing it right | +1 |
| #75 - Well, you could still go to jail, but you won't affect any sta… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Statutory Rape | +9 |
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| #19 - Food dye, and brushes. | 01/09/2016 on i`ll teach your grandmother... | +3 |
| #39 - Actually, she's not saying anything that wouldn't be covered i… | 01/09/2016 on Bomango - 23 | 0 |
| #59 - Martin's working with the TV show guys and pretty much everyth… | 01/09/2016 on In all the Reich places | +4 |
| #1138 - Really annoyed that I'm falling. | 01/09/2016 on MEMES falling from the sky! | +1 |
| #65 - He's got a point, sorta. FBI recently changed their definition… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Statutory Rape | -6 |
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anon (01/10/2016) [-] I don't know why you're getting thumbed downed. You're correct and the FBI re-defining rape is really pretty seriously fucked. By the new FBI standard, if a woman drugs me (a man), drags me to some shady basement, ties me to a bed, force feeds me Viagra, then gets on top of me, no rape has been committed. Like, really, what the fuck? That's an extreme case, but it makes a/the point. Rape is definitely NOT only when something is penetrated; the old definition of "penetrated or made to penetrate" was far superior.  so if i get her to only lick my penis im ok???? cool i can work with this. #75 -
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| #62 - That's not a slippery slope at all. That's more like a stairca… | 01/09/2016 on Statutory Rape | 0 |
| #28 - Legends until they get contradicted completely or brought back… | 01/09/2016 on My field of fucks | 0 |
| #26 - Well, they didn't really retcon it. They haven't released anyt… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on My field of fucks | 0 |
| Legends until they get contradicted completely or brought back in as source material for something newer. So, there's hope. Darth Bane's an overrated piece of shit, though, so I hope that stays Legends forever. For instance, because Kylo Ren's lightsaber design is from the Mandalorian Wars ("Scourge of Malachor"), basically everything directly related to Revan is once again canon. | ||
| #49 - Oh, wait, that's not Cyborg in the shadows. I forgot. It's act… | 01/09/2016 on Rubbing it in | +2 |
| #42 - He was joking and making a stereotypical image of the key. Inj… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Rubbing it in | +19 |
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anon (01/09/2016) [-] only because damian wayne is a little chump. dumbass killed nightwing because HURRDURR, THROWING A WEAPON AT MY TEAMMATE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT IS SO FUCKING SMART Oh, wait, that's not Cyborg in the shadows. I forgot. It's actually Metamorpho. | ||
| #41 - If they do a Justice League movie, Jim Carrey for Plastic Man … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Rubbing it in | +17 |
 If they do a Justice League movie it will most likely not have Plastic Man, sadly. | ||
| #41 - That's a shame. | 01/09/2016 on Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby ahaha~ | 0 |
| #34 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on The Alchemist | +1 |
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| #14 - A standard dwarf greeting if I ever heard one. | 01/09/2016 on some more year of waaa | +6 |
| #35 - You guys didn't tell me RWBY had muscle chicks... [+] (3 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby ahaha~ | +1 |
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| #23 - Oooh whatchya saaayy~ | 01/09/2016 on Dog doesn't know what to do... | +1 |
| #22 - How many times have you put your dick inside your own ass whil… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on The Real Thing | +17 |
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| #2 - Plastic Man's expressions throughout that whole issue were pri… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Rubbing it in | +267 |
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woolfy (01/10/2016) [-]  Also get your hands on a collection of Moore's DC stories if you can, he really raised the game on comic book standards. #100 -
woolfy (01/10/2016) [-] I actually get mine from the library. For some reason all the libraries in my city have a great selection of graphic novels. I don't know who was hip enough to bring that in, but I'd love to give them a great big hug. I've always wondered if other countries have that. Anyone else?  constantine is great. alan moores run on it is legendary. i wouldnt however suggest reading the new 52 constantine..it isnt bad...but it misses everything that is good about constantine. and flanderizes the shit out of the character.... you ever read the 80s specter comics?  I wouldn't recommend any new 52 except maybe Death Of the Family. And even that misses the point of Batman and pretty much all other characters. (The New 52 Red Hood is pretty cool though). Fucking Joker is a challenge for Batman in direct combat which makes no sense. But nah I haven't read much spectre either. I just know that Deadman and Stranger and Spectre are all highly underrated characters. #53 -
anon (01/09/2016) [-] joker being a challenge in hand-to-hand depends entirely on the writer and the series, it makes sense if the writer wants it to make sense. it doesn't make any sense that nobody's killed the joker yet or that nobody else uses joker gas or that nobody's found a sample of batman's blood at a crime scene and used it to find out who he is or that tim drake was somehow the only person capable of deducing his identity or that nobody's found the batcave although all they'd have to do is follow his batmobile or that bruce wayne hasn't somehow poured enough money into arkham to make it impenetrable or that the villains somehow still keep getting their gimmick weapons every time they get out of prison. 80s specter had the greatest artstyle ever put in dc comics. i highly suggest it just for that. the story is great too. and n52....superman year one was excellent (written by grant morrison) and i have heard nothing but praise for swamp thing and animal man runs (remind me to get to those) but yeah..in general, n52 is just bad.... | ||
| #49 - Lightsabers are uncommon, blasters are everywhere, and general… | 01/09/2016 on Lightsaber Dueling Techniques | +3 |
| #48 - Yeah, but a lot of their choreography is even lamer than Episode I's. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Lightsaber Dueling Techniques | 0 |
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admin (12/25/2015) [-] Merry Christmas you little bitch <3
Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
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schneidend (01/03/2016) [-] Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
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schneidend (12/22/2015) [-] Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
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schneidend (06/15/2015) [-] I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
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steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-] you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
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schneidend (06/15/2015) [-] I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
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schneidend (06/07/2015) [-] Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
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murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-] Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.
They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket
No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket
No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
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schneidend (06/07/2015) [-] And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
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greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-] Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.
If you want to do a new pvp character:
-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory
You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.
I'm level 110 now.
If you want to do a new pvp character:
-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory
You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.
I'm level 110 now.
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greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-] So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.
Getting there.
Getting there.
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schneidend (11/03/2014) [-] Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
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greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-] Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
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schneidend (10/31/2014) [-] Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
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greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-] ...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.
Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.
Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.
Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
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schneidend (05/31/2012) [-] Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
