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Date Signed Up:12/02/2011
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#73 - He says mum, because Mister Handy models have stereotyped Brit…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Video Game Fact Comp 0
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#103 - purdon (12/31/2015) [-]
English not British.
#106 - schneidend (12/31/2015) [-]
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#108 - purdon (12/31/2015) [-]
I'm so British I complain a lot.
#58 - Implying Trump isn't in the same vein as other NeoCons' **… 12/31/2015 on The Hero We Need 0
#35 - Superman used to have an attack where he'd vibrate the molecul…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#44 - pjflash (12/31/2015) [-]
I see your point, but we haven't come to a point where we have seen the full potential of Saitama. Unless his "Serious punch" was the best he could do, but I chose to believe it was not. Because the manga is on going and actually really thrilling. So without a further development the author will have to resort to some other way of surprising us with the power of Saitama.
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#39 - megaton (12/31/2015) [-]
the whole thing with saitama is that he cant cut loose since nothing allows him to do so.
#129 - Because Superman typically encounters people just as strong as… 12/30/2015 on A Fight That Transcends... 0
#128 - The problem there is that Trouble Tornado would just pinball S… 12/30/2015 on A Fight That Transcends... 0
#78 - Does it make it look like you're shooting a cone of fire at an… 12/30/2015 on Hancock Outta Nowhere! 0
#6 - Han, no! 12/30/2015 on Indiana Jones meets Star Wars -1
#20 - Please don't tip your stripper? Wow, what an asshole.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Female Game Streamers +19
#138 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
Here you go schneidend
Just call me if you need more cutie
#19 - Well, I mean, that's technically possible. 12/30/2015 on Female Game Streamers 0
#33 - Papa Franku is basically an anime character, himself. Hoisted … 12/30/2015 on The golden rule +1
#70 - Look for Malden High School/Vault 75 on the Eastern side of th… 12/30/2015 on Hancock Outta Nowhere! 0
#36 - I had that same toy as a kid, and it was borderline impossible…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on I don't even have fish but... +3
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#37 - huntergriff (12/30/2015) [-]
so did I. I glued the blasters to the wings, though.
#62 - I doubt it. Superman has an entire suite of powers that let hi…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2015 on A Fight That Transcends... 0
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#104 - Viceroy (12/30/2015) [-]
Well I'm more specifically referring to his fight with Manchester Black.
Superman's true Power (Not Pre-Crisis) HD
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#128 - schneidend (12/30/2015) [-]
The problem there is that Trouble Tornado would just pinball Saitama's body into stuff like she did Genos, or throw him into space. Unlike Superman, Saitama can't fly, so once she deprived his body of any leverage, he'd be able to do nothing.
#106 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
thats why i hate Characters like superman, whats the point? its boring as hell if he can just get out of any problem with ease.
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#129 - schneidend (12/30/2015) [-]
Because Superman typically encounters people just as strong as himself, or situations where it's not about power. Punching things really hard doesn't get people on his side in times of crisis, or create world peace.
#108 - Viceroy (12/30/2015) [-]
#3 - I'm waiting for the mod that makes KLEO a companion you can pu… 12/30/2015 on Poll Time - Fallout Edition 0
#211 - In those games, unstable crystals are usually awesome, but the… 12/30/2015 on Kylo Ren lightsaber explained 0
#210 - That'd be ******* neat. 12/30/2015 on Kylo Ren lightsaber explained 0
#75 - > every single building replaced in 35 years This … 12/29/2015 on European future +19
#19 - Cold glass of water, breakfast, then coffee. 12/29/2015 on Coffee/green tea 0
#64 - Well, I wasn't so much pulling **** out of my ass as ma… 12/29/2015 on Kylo Ren lightsaber explained +2
#38 - I'm going off Saga Edition rules. But, yeah, Kylo himself prob… 12/29/2015 on Kylo Ren lightsaber explained +1
#31 - I'm glad I wasn't just pulling **** out of my ass when …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Kylo Ren lightsaber explained +19
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#86 - iamnuff (12/29/2015) [-]
an edgy kid who wants to be hardcore?

I noticed how crappy his blade looked too, and I remembered stuff like compressed/cracked crystals from the games (FU and KOTOR)

Feels good to know we were right.
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#211 - schneidend (12/30/2015) [-]
In those games, unstable crystals are usually awesome, but there are better options in Saga Edition tabletop rules. Of course, as the person running the game, you're really only supposed to hand out unique lightsaber crystals at major milestones in a campaign, so the unstable ones make a nice lower-tier version of the better crit damage crystals.
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#61 - angelusprimus (12/29/2015) [-]
you were pulling shit out of your ass.
It just happened to be the right shit.
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#64 - schneidend (12/29/2015) [-]
Well, I wasn't so much pulling shit out of my ass as making an informed guess based on how jagged and nasty his lightsaber is.
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#49 - kittywithclaws (12/29/2015) [-]
Maybe it's the crystal from Vader's saber
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#210 - schneidend (12/30/2015) [-]
That'd be fucking neat.
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#85 - iamnuff (12/29/2015) [-]
... handn't thought of that. Makes sense.
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#37 - inhumanpotato (12/29/2015) [-]
I think that this is more akin to making it more likely to get critical hits
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#38 - schneidend (12/29/2015) [-]
I'm going off Saga Edition rules. But, yeah, Kylo himself probably took feats and talents for gettin' them crits.
#29 - Symbolism was invented before sonic fan fiction. It's a bit cl… 12/29/2015 on Kylo Ren lightsaber explained +16
#49 - Two people are dead now because balloon interference. 12/29/2015 on hip hip.. +12
#53 - Well, they're kind of a bunch of mercenary psychopaths who wan… 12/29/2015 on Fallout 4 0
#3 - Her Ex.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Friendzone is real +186
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#39 - demonhammer (12/30/2015) [-]
why would anyone dump a perfectly lovable character like him ? must be treachery
#41 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
he dumped her
for being a TRAITOR
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#13 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**who is also your best friend that you told you wouldn't date her.

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User avatar #71 - slashtrey ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
sup
User avatar #62 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #63 to #62 - schneidend (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh **** , oh **** , oh **** , oh **** ! Senpai noticed me!
#64 to #63 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
User avatar #67 to #64 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
#68 to #67 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
User avatar #69 to #68 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Because you say things that cause me to cringe.
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
damn... it must suck to being such a big sissy like you...
User avatar #61 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
have a fantastic day.
#58 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Hey faggot

Did you like the new Star Wars
User avatar #59 to #58 - schneidend (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
#60 to #59 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Pleb
User avatar #57 - joaomartins ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #65 to #56 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
User avatar #55 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup homie
User avatar #54 - manofield ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
nice picture mate haha
User avatar #39 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Told you so
User avatar #40 to #39 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #42 to #41 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
User avatar #43 to #42 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
User avatar #44 to #43 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
#34 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
>Sato cybernetics

You better hush your damn mouth right now boy
User avatar #66 to #34 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
no u
User avatar #35 to #34 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.

They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket

No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato isn't in the mood to do things that benefit humanity just increase her bank account

There is a lot of oil to be profitted off the Earth Kingdom desert and since her Sato-V gets a good 4 MPG she is gonna need the deed to those oil wells.
User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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