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#22 - Nobody should get flack for it. Conquest is how real nations g… 09/01/2014 on Edjumacation -1
#129 - The STG is literally keeping sentient beings and experimenting… 09/01/2014 on 4chan hookup 0
#127 - Well, first of all, a black ops group is certainly more subtle…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on 4chan hookup 0
User avatar #128 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
"reaper space magic"
>A:Well look at that some reaper tek
>B:well we could use it to strengh man kinde
>A:naaah, remember when it turnt that one Turian into a red mist and tried to enslave all of the galaxy?
>B: yeah you are right...
>A:...
>B:We still could though....

Yes the STG is not the white angel of salvation and forgivness but they never did stuff as cruel and inhuman as ceberus if it wasn't for a justified reason.
They knew their place. Ceberus did not. They fucked up big time and it was their fault and all the resulting casualities where also their faul. You can try and keep defending you space nazis but it wont worck. they are a bunch of fucking xenophob faggots and I am happy that Idesintegreated every single on of them.
User avatar #129 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
The STG is literally keeping sentient beings and experimenting on them in the lab you visit in ME3. That's the exact sort of thing Cerberus did. There's no real "justification" for experimenting on a yahg like it's an animal. Luckily, these sorts of groups aren't about "justification." The ends justify the means. That's what covert/black ops are about, getting things done and being the sin-eater.
#125 - Like I said, they ****** up. And, like I also sai…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2014 on 4chan hookup 0
User avatar #126 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
no, thats BS. As a newcomer in a fragil system with great political powers clashing you are not going in guns blazing.
Also they do not have "their owen versions of ceberus". Ceberus is a rogue terrorist group that does not receive orders from a higher authorithy within the human political system. For comprehension the STG is a military unit that takes direct orders from the salarian senat.
User avatar #127 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Well, first of all, a black ops group is certainly more subtle than "guns blazing."

Second, the STG's activities are often just as illegal and unethical as pre-Indoctrination Cerberus. The Alliance and the Illusive Man just thought of the genius tactic of having Cerberus "go rogue" for PR purposes. That it backfired was due to Reaper space magic, not because it wasn't a great idea.

Thirdly, look up the definition of terrorist. Cerberus is an intelligence, espionage, and research organization. They find facts, develop weapons; run counter-intelligence against STG, asari Huntresses, and turian spec ops; and they do the wetwork and the dirty jobs the Alliance can't or won't. Terrorists blow up civilian centers in the hopes of spreading their ideology through fear and propaganda. Cerberus doesn't have propaganda, or blow up random gatherings of civilians.
User avatar #128 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
"reaper space magic"
>A:Well look at that some reaper tek
>B:well we could use it to strengh man kinde
>A:naaah, remember when it turnt that one Turian into a red mist and tried to enslave all of the galaxy?
>B: yeah you are right...
>A:...
>B:We still could though....

Yes the STG is not the white angel of salvation and forgivness but they never did stuff as cruel and inhuman as ceberus if it wasn't for a justified reason.
They knew their place. Ceberus did not. They fucked up big time and it was their fault and all the resulting casualities where also their faul. You can try and keep defending you space nazis but it wont worck. they are a bunch of fucking xenophob faggots and I am happy that Idesintegreated every single on of them.
User avatar #129 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
The STG is literally keeping sentient beings and experimenting on them in the lab you visit in ME3. That's the exact sort of thing Cerberus did. There's no real "justification" for experimenting on a yahg like it's an animal. Luckily, these sorts of groups aren't about "justification." The ends justify the means. That's what covert/black ops are about, getting things done and being the sin-eater.
#124 - Technically, they're not in any way related. 09/01/2014 on Mikasa's Thirst Is Real +1
#139 - Will Arnett is funny as hell, too, though.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on TV Show Facts Part 2 +1
User avatar #191 - somefunnyshitihope (09/02/2014) [-]
he is but I didn't find him funny in Arrested Development. To be fair I didn't find anyone funny in it, but I like most of the actors when their in other things
#123 - ...They got indoctrinated. It can happen to just about anybody…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2014 on 4chan hookup 0
User avatar #124 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
In there greed for more and more power they came to a point where they valued human life less then the advantage they could get out of reapertec and they took the risk knowing it could lead to a disasterous outcome. so much forr a "pro-human"group
User avatar #125 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Like I said, they fucked up. And, like I also said, I don't agree with everything they do, but that doesn't mean the foundation of their ideology is misplaced. Every powerful nation needs a black hand that doesn't show dirt, especially when you're a newcomer and underdog in a galaxy with not one, but three other superpowers who have been running the galaxy for thousands of years whom all have their own version of Cerberus.
User avatar #126 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
no, thats BS. As a newcomer in a fragil system with great political powers clashing you are not going in guns blazing.
Also they do not have "their owen versions of ceberus". Ceberus is a rogue terrorist group that does not receive orders from a higher authorithy within the human political system. For comprehension the STG is a military unit that takes direct orders from the salarian senat.
User avatar #127 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Well, first of all, a black ops group is certainly more subtle than "guns blazing."

Second, the STG's activities are often just as illegal and unethical as pre-Indoctrination Cerberus. The Alliance and the Illusive Man just thought of the genius tactic of having Cerberus "go rogue" for PR purposes. That it backfired was due to Reaper space magic, not because it wasn't a great idea.

Thirdly, look up the definition of terrorist. Cerberus is an intelligence, espionage, and research organization. They find facts, develop weapons; run counter-intelligence against STG, asari Huntresses, and turian spec ops; and they do the wetwork and the dirty jobs the Alliance can't or won't. Terrorists blow up civilian centers in the hopes of spreading their ideology through fear and propaganda. Cerberus doesn't have propaganda, or blow up random gatherings of civilians.
User avatar #128 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
"reaper space magic"
>A:Well look at that some reaper tek
>B:well we could use it to strengh man kinde
>A:naaah, remember when it turnt that one Turian into a red mist and tried to enslave all of the galaxy?
>B: yeah you are right...
>A:...
>B:We still could though....

Yes the STG is not the white angel of salvation and forgivness but they never did stuff as cruel and inhuman as ceberus if it wasn't for a justified reason.
They knew their place. Ceberus did not. They fucked up big time and it was their fault and all the resulting casualities where also their faul. You can try and keep defending you space nazis but it wont worck. they are a bunch of fucking xenophob faggots and I am happy that Idesintegreated every single on of them.
User avatar #129 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
The STG is literally keeping sentient beings and experimenting on them in the lab you visit in ME3. That's the exact sort of thing Cerberus did. There's no real "justification" for experimenting on a yahg like it's an animal. Luckily, these sorts of groups aren't about "justification." The ends justify the means. That's what covert/black ops are about, getting things done and being the sin-eater.
#121 - Indoctrinated. By that point, they were literally the Reapers'…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/01/2014 on 4chan hookup 0
User avatar #122 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
And how did it come to that point?
User avatar #123 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
...They got indoctrinated. It can happen to just about anybody. It has nothing to do with their politics, or the righteousness or lack thereof of the organization itself.
User avatar #124 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
In there greed for more and more power they came to a point where they valued human life less then the advantage they could get out of reapertec and they took the risk knowing it could lead to a disasterous outcome. so much forr a "pro-human"group
User avatar #125 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Like I said, they fucked up. And, like I also said, I don't agree with everything they do, but that doesn't mean the foundation of their ideology is misplaced. Every powerful nation needs a black hand that doesn't show dirt, especially when you're a newcomer and underdog in a galaxy with not one, but three other superpowers who have been running the galaxy for thousands of years whom all have their own version of Cerberus.
User avatar #126 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
no, thats BS. As a newcomer in a fragil system with great political powers clashing you are not going in guns blazing.
Also they do not have "their owen versions of ceberus". Ceberus is a rogue terrorist group that does not receive orders from a higher authorithy within the human political system. For comprehension the STG is a military unit that takes direct orders from the salarian senat.
User avatar #127 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Well, first of all, a black ops group is certainly more subtle than "guns blazing."

Second, the STG's activities are often just as illegal and unethical as pre-Indoctrination Cerberus. The Alliance and the Illusive Man just thought of the genius tactic of having Cerberus "go rogue" for PR purposes. That it backfired was due to Reaper space magic, not because it wasn't a great idea.

Thirdly, look up the definition of terrorist. Cerberus is an intelligence, espionage, and research organization. They find facts, develop weapons; run counter-intelligence against STG, asari Huntresses, and turian spec ops; and they do the wetwork and the dirty jobs the Alliance can't or won't. Terrorists blow up civilian centers in the hopes of spreading their ideology through fear and propaganda. Cerberus doesn't have propaganda, or blow up random gatherings of civilians.
User avatar #128 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
"reaper space magic"
>A:Well look at that some reaper tek
>B:well we could use it to strengh man kinde
>A:naaah, remember when it turnt that one Turian into a red mist and tried to enslave all of the galaxy?
>B: yeah you are right...
>A:...
>B:We still could though....

Yes the STG is not the white angel of salvation and forgivness but they never did stuff as cruel and inhuman as ceberus if it wasn't for a justified reason.
They knew their place. Ceberus did not. They fucked up big time and it was their fault and all the resulting casualities where also their faul. You can try and keep defending you space nazis but it wont worck. they are a bunch of fucking xenophob faggots and I am happy that Idesintegreated every single on of them.
User avatar #129 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
The STG is literally keeping sentient beings and experimenting on them in the lab you visit in ME3. That's the exact sort of thing Cerberus did. There's no real "justification" for experimenting on a yahg like it's an animal. Luckily, these sorts of groups aren't about "justification." The ends justify the means. That's what covert/black ops are about, getting things done and being the sin-eater.
#34 - Do what I do, and play the Recon not for the sniper rifle, but… 09/01/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#119 - The cell that messed Jack up went rogue.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/01/2014 on 4chan hookup 0
User avatar #120 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
And so did the cell that killed Thane, right?
User avatar #121 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Indoctrinated. By that point, they were literally the Reapers' puppets because of their implants. Kai Leng literally has cybernetics made from pieces of Sovereign and the proto-Reaper from ME2. As I said above, in a spoiler, they were definitely fucked up at that point and actively working against the interests of the entire galaxy.
User avatar #122 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
And how did it come to that point?
User avatar #123 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
...They got indoctrinated. It can happen to just about anybody. It has nothing to do with their politics, or the righteousness or lack thereof of the organization itself.
User avatar #124 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
In there greed for more and more power they came to a point where they valued human life less then the advantage they could get out of reapertec and they took the risk knowing it could lead to a disasterous outcome. so much forr a "pro-human"group
User avatar #125 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Like I said, they fucked up. And, like I also said, I don't agree with everything they do, but that doesn't mean the foundation of their ideology is misplaced. Every powerful nation needs a black hand that doesn't show dirt, especially when you're a newcomer and underdog in a galaxy with not one, but three other superpowers who have been running the galaxy for thousands of years whom all have their own version of Cerberus.
User avatar #126 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
no, thats BS. As a newcomer in a fragil system with great political powers clashing you are not going in guns blazing.
Also they do not have "their owen versions of ceberus". Ceberus is a rogue terrorist group that does not receive orders from a higher authorithy within the human political system. For comprehension the STG is a military unit that takes direct orders from the salarian senat.
User avatar #127 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
Well, first of all, a black ops group is certainly more subtle than "guns blazing."

Second, the STG's activities are often just as illegal and unethical as pre-Indoctrination Cerberus. The Alliance and the Illusive Man just thought of the genius tactic of having Cerberus "go rogue" for PR purposes. That it backfired was due to Reaper space magic, not because it wasn't a great idea.

Thirdly, look up the definition of terrorist. Cerberus is an intelligence, espionage, and research organization. They find facts, develop weapons; run counter-intelligence against STG, asari Huntresses, and turian spec ops; and they do the wetwork and the dirty jobs the Alliance can't or won't. Terrorists blow up civilian centers in the hopes of spreading their ideology through fear and propaganda. Cerberus doesn't have propaganda, or blow up random gatherings of civilians.
User avatar #128 - reloyjerkins (09/01/2014) [-]
"reaper space magic"
>A:Well look at that some reaper tek
>B:well we could use it to strengh man kinde
>A:naaah, remember when it turnt that one Turian into a red mist and tried to enslave all of the galaxy?
>B: yeah you are right...
>A:...
>B:We still could though....

Yes the STG is not the white angel of salvation and forgivness but they never did stuff as cruel and inhuman as ceberus if it wasn't for a justified reason.
They knew their place. Ceberus did not. They fucked up big time and it was their fault and all the resulting casualities where also their faul. You can try and keep defending you space nazis but it wont worck. they are a bunch of fucking xenophob faggots and I am happy that Idesintegreated every single on of them.
User avatar #129 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
The STG is literally keeping sentient beings and experimenting on them in the lab you visit in ME3. That's the exact sort of thing Cerberus did. There's no real "justification" for experimenting on a yahg like it's an animal. Luckily, these sorts of groups aren't about "justification." The ends justify the means. That's what covert/black ops are about, getting things done and being the sin-eater.
#41 - Thanks. This is the exact sort of reaction pic I was looking for. 09/01/2014 on The slavs are making metal... 0
#108 - I imagine he's also paying the people who appear on the show f…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on TV Show Facts 0
User avatar #126 - Silver Quantum (09/01/2014) [-]
over 90% of all people who appear in the show are background actors that are usually hired for no more than a couple episodes. background actors earn on average 150 bucks a day. and the main cast is pretty small. 250k per episode for a show like this is really not justified, especially since it isn't a very popular show hence why it was canceled
#118 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Pathfinder +2
#119 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
#114 - Warhammer didn't ******* invent power armor, nor …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Pathfinder +2
User avatar #115 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
Bitch it might.
User avatar #122 - thundagawd (09/01/2014) [-]
As much as I love Warhammer 40K, the first variant of Power armor first appeared in Robert A. Heinlein's novel "Lensman" back in 1937. "Starship Troopers" in 1959 was what made it popular though. Warhammer 40K only started in 1987 (which is earlier than any video game, that much I'll admit, but again, it's still 50 years away from being the "first")
#118 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
#119 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
#112 - Well, that would be the only real way you could "determin…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Pathfinder 0
#113 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
My evidence is that this is power armor.
User avatar #114 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
Warhammer didn't fucking invent power armor, nor is it the only franchise that has it.
User avatar #115 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
Bitch it might.
User avatar #122 - thundagawd (09/01/2014) [-]
As much as I love Warhammer 40K, the first variant of Power armor first appeared in Robert A. Heinlein's novel "Lensman" back in 1937. "Starship Troopers" in 1959 was what made it popular though. Warhammer 40K only started in 1987 (which is earlier than any video game, that much I'll admit, but again, it's still 50 years away from being the "first")
#118 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
#119 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
#101 - How can you be sure? It looks a little pseudo-futuristic to me.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Pathfinder 0
User avatar #111 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
Looking futureistic doesnt mean it is power armor.
User avatar #112 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
Well, that would be the only real way you could "determine" if armor was indeed powered from a piece of art alone. Where's your evidence, smart guy?
#113 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
My evidence is that this is power armor.
User avatar #114 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
Warhammer didn't fucking invent power armor, nor is it the only franchise that has it.
User avatar #115 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
Bitch it might.
User avatar #122 - thundagawd (09/01/2014) [-]
As much as I love Warhammer 40K, the first variant of Power armor first appeared in Robert A. Heinlein's novel "Lensman" back in 1937. "Starship Troopers" in 1959 was what made it popular though. Warhammer 40K only started in 1987 (which is earlier than any video game, that much I'll admit, but again, it's still 50 years away from being the "first")
#118 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
#119 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
#99 - ?  [+] (10 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Pathfinder 0
User avatar #100 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
Thats no power armor.
User avatar #101 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
How can you be sure? It looks a little pseudo-futuristic to me.
User avatar #111 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
Looking futureistic doesnt mean it is power armor.
User avatar #112 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
Well, that would be the only real way you could "determine" if armor was indeed powered from a piece of art alone. Where's your evidence, smart guy?
#113 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
My evidence is that this is power armor.
User avatar #114 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
Warhammer didn't fucking invent power armor, nor is it the only franchise that has it.
User avatar #115 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
Bitch it might.
User avatar #122 - thundagawd (09/01/2014) [-]
As much as I love Warhammer 40K, the first variant of Power armor first appeared in Robert A. Heinlein's novel "Lensman" back in 1937. "Starship Troopers" in 1959 was what made it popular though. Warhammer 40K only started in 1987 (which is earlier than any video game, that much I'll admit, but again, it's still 50 years away from being the "first")
#118 - schneidend (08/31/2014) [-]
#119 - datmine (08/31/2014) [-]
#53 - Well, he did rent a helicopter for a couple episodes.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on TV Show Facts 0
User avatar #93 - Silver Quantum (09/01/2014) [-]
he paid 5-10k at most for the rent. big whoop
User avatar #108 - schneidend (09/01/2014) [-]
I imagine he's also paying the people who appear on the show for their time.
User avatar #126 - Silver Quantum (09/01/2014) [-]
over 90% of all people who appear in the show are background actors that are usually hired for no more than a couple episodes. background actors earn on average 150 bucks a day. and the main cast is pretty small. 250k per episode for a show like this is really not justified, especially since it isn't a very popular show hence why it was canceled
#241 - The examples aren't important. All Flash is saying is that Sup… 08/31/2014 on Checkmate him to death 0
#61 - Everybody knows by now that there isn't sound in space, but in… 08/30/2014 on 2001 A Space Odyssey 0
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#29 - isded. He drowned in pussy after this. 08/30/2014 on don't mind me... 0
#100 - The guy who threw it just freezes like "God dammit, Berke…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on You can feel his fear +17
User avatar #148 - sharklazers (08/30/2014) [-]
It was his fault, the throw was fucking terrible
User avatar #131 - heartlessrobot (08/30/2014) [-]
Even though he kinda fucked up the throw.
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User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
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Yo.
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Up to anything? Haha.
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Not really. Who is this?
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No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
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