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Date Signed Up:12/02/2011
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#31 - Or just getting every photo opp out of the way at once. Genius.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Kanye +11
User avatar #33 - twentyseconds (02/27/2015) [-]
theres so many look alikes that no one probably would have noticed he was a celebrity,
or recognized him. unless he had like body guards, or other things to give him away.
genius.
User avatar #54 - xxkosukexx (02/28/2015) [-]
Nigga that is kanye i'd see that nigga an island away.
User avatar #34 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
I think you're underestimating the allure of celebrity, and the likelihood of people falling for a look-alike when they can pull up a bajillion pictures of a famous person using Google.
#37 - Jumping spider confirmed new TF2 class. 02/27/2015 on Tumblr Comp 9 +15
#36 - Orca is where it's at, clearly. 02/27/2015 on Tumblr Comp 9 0
#134 - That is an awesome fun fact. He's definitely not bad, but not …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Kill la Kill 0
User avatar #187 - kazene (02/28/2015) [-]
Best part is the size difference between him and the English voice actor for Mako. Its fuckin great.
#114 - Dubbed Mako is actually pretty close to the Japanese version, … 02/27/2015 on Kill la Kill 0
#108 - The fan service is meant to be more of a parody of fan service… 02/27/2015 on Kill la Kill 0
#106 - Kill La Kill is pretty great from start to finish, but it pick… 02/27/2015 on Kill la Kill 0
#104 - The dub is actually pretty great. The only voice that isn't su…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Kill la Kill +3
#227 - kinginthenorth (02/28/2015) [-]
Japanese VA's are somehow often more bombastic than dub counterparts
Or maybe it's just the way japanese sounds that makes it sound more bombastic when yelled.
#118 - genericnewfag (02/27/2015) [-]
English voice actor for Gamagoori is Garrosh Hellscream. I thought it was awesome.
#156 - animedudej (02/27/2015) [-]
dude... i said i dont really feel like re-watching Kill la Kill (i watched it subbed) but that really fucking tickles my fancy
#226 - schneidend (02/28/2015) [-]
Do it, bitch. I am. This should be you, catching episodes.
User avatar #134 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
That is an awesome fun fact. He's definitely not bad, but not QUITE as epic as the Japanese guy.
User avatar #187 - kazene (02/28/2015) [-]
Best part is the size difference between him and the English voice actor for Mako. Its fuckin great.
User avatar #111 - XxElJuegoxX (02/27/2015) [-]
I had a feeling that the voices would have sounded more appropriate in their original japanese versions. I dont know Dubbed mako didnt sound... frantic enough and I imagined that japanese Mako would have sounded more so.
User avatar #114 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Dubbed Mako is actually pretty close to the Japanese version, maybe a bit better in that she doesn't sound as obviously-meant-to-be-cutesy as her Japanese VA.
#103 - getouttahere.gif 02/27/2015 on Kill la Kill 0
#33 - **** , bro. I remember playing that game for the first t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Besiege glorious slash +1
#97 - stolenobsolete (03/02/2015) [-]
Me too, It is still my all time favorite game! I remember being stuck trying to escape the bomb countdown after the scorpion boss! Didn't know i had to go get Jessie!
#57 - I'm pretty **** at Spy, but... Occasionally us…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Advice Soldier. +1
User avatar #64 - alphagex (02/27/2015) [-]
Holy shit i did not think about that, the rocket jumping suspeious thing about soldier and demon man

I like to disguise myself as enemy spy cause I act like one and nobody rly suspect it

for scout good idea but if you keep being near somebody and running, unless the player is blind/stupid he will notice the lack of your lack of speed

Sniper is good cause I like to be in the back and nobody will suspect

I notice disguise that work well with me is enemy spy sniper and pyro

also i think using medic maybe once being behind somebody will not be suspicious for few seconds giving you enough time for a kill

also never be near the person you are disguised as


I also notice a trick as a spy, suppose you disguise as a enemy class and you use the voice command ''go go go'' i notice every time i use that near somebody they never spy check me

my theory behind why it work so well is because you attract attention to yourself and people won't expect a spy to do it

I was thinking another trick suppose the engie is not here, and you are disguise as him and you sap his sentry then you use the command ''spy'' and they are people near you they won't suspect a thing

never try it but i got feeling it might work


also one of my friend told me to open my console and type in fovmodel 90 and desired view model90 some shit like that..and my point of view of the game is bit fucked up he said the original is 70 but i see some 2 inch of black space in the bottom corcner of my screen anyway to fix this?

also want to play tf2 sometime?
#54 - It's probably just not a good idea to disguise yourself as Pyr…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Advice Soldier. +2
User avatar #56 - alphagex (02/27/2015) [-]
Holy shit that was not on the guide, and i remember you! dunno if you remember me, but you that guy/girl that helped me with fallout new vegas on melee weapon

but basically i disguise myself as everything expect scout and medic, cuz ya know scout i don't got the speed and medic people will notice me not healing them

also I started tf2 1 week ago can you tell me how yo avoid spy check when I'm behind enemy lines disguised as the enemy? and what disguise u suggest i use?
User avatar #57 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm pretty shit at Spy, but...

Occasionally use Heavy. It'll slow you down, but it isn't an obvious disguise for that reason. Soldier and Demo work well for this reason, too, unless there's lots of ground to cover, because then people might get suspicious as to why you're not rocket jumping.

Don't get caught running in the opposite direction of where the enemy is supposed to be going unless you're already hurt, because a Soldier running away from the point/cart is obvious.

Sometimes, SOMETIMES, a Scout might be the perfect disguise. Scouts can jump in from odd angles, so it isn't too weird for you to appear on the point or standing next to the cart as a Scout, and you don't have to move too much to pull off the act. Just be sure to start killing people before they realize they're not capping faster.

Sniper might be the perfect disguise, as nobody expects Snipers to randomly shoot people, and running into the base is something Snipers are expected to do.

Call for a Medic. A lot. Everybody does, and you're supposed to try and act like everybody else. And, if a Medic falls for it and starts healing, nobody will question you except diligent/insane Pyro players.

If you get shot by something that doesn't light you on fire or otherwise make it obvious you're a spy, don't react unless they keep shooting or call you out as a spy. If you get set on fire, milk'd, or jarate'd, RUN or kill them, obviously.
User avatar #64 - alphagex (02/27/2015) [-]
Holy shit i did not think about that, the rocket jumping suspeious thing about soldier and demon man

I like to disguise myself as enemy spy cause I act like one and nobody rly suspect it

for scout good idea but if you keep being near somebody and running, unless the player is blind/stupid he will notice the lack of your lack of speed

Sniper is good cause I like to be in the back and nobody will suspect

I notice disguise that work well with me is enemy spy sniper and pyro

also i think using medic maybe once being behind somebody will not be suspicious for few seconds giving you enough time for a kill

also never be near the person you are disguised as


I also notice a trick as a spy, suppose you disguise as a enemy class and you use the voice command ''go go go'' i notice every time i use that near somebody they never spy check me

my theory behind why it work so well is because you attract attention to yourself and people won't expect a spy to do it

I was thinking another trick suppose the engie is not here, and you are disguise as him and you sap his sentry then you use the command ''spy'' and they are people near you they won't suspect a thing

never try it but i got feeling it might work


also one of my friend told me to open my console and type in fovmodel 90 and desired view model90 some shit like that..and my point of view of the game is bit fucked up he said the original is 70 but i see some 2 inch of black space in the bottom corcner of my screen anyway to fix this?

also want to play tf2 sometime?
#126 - Heh heh. Zing. I see now why we are friends, even if you have …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Fox McCloud 0
User avatar #127 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
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#124 - Oh no...Oh god no! What has my power of sweet burns done?! Wha…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Fox McCloud 0
User avatar #125 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Nothing. And you never will.
User avatar #126 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Heh heh. Zing. I see now why we are friends, even if you have dumb opinions.
User avatar #127 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
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#122 - Both. My resume lists my major as English, which is comedy gol…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Fox McCloud 0
User avatar #123 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Wow, nice zinger. I'll never recover.
#124 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Oh no...Oh god no! What has my power of sweet burns done?! What have I done?!
User avatar #125 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Nothing. And you never will.
User avatar #126 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Heh heh. Zing. I see now why we are friends, even if you have dumb opinions.
User avatar #127 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
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#120 - That is the principal reason why it is so hilarious.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Fox McCloud 0
User avatar #121 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Are we talking about my opinions, or your resume?
User avatar #122 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Both. My resume lists my major as English, which is comedy gold. But, my resume has the advantage, being something people have read and not immediately thought was stupid and worthless.
User avatar #123 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Wow, nice zinger. I'll never recover.
#124 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Oh no...Oh god no! What has my power of sweet burns done?! What have I done?!
User avatar #125 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Nothing. And you never will.
User avatar #126 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Heh heh. Zing. I see now why we are friends, even if you have dumb opinions.
User avatar #127 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
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#118 - Is great joke, comrade! Being telling us other one!  [+] (9 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Fox McCloud 0
User avatar #119 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm serious.
#120 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
That is the principal reason why it is so hilarious.
User avatar #121 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Are we talking about my opinions, or your resume?
User avatar #122 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Both. My resume lists my major as English, which is comedy gold. But, my resume has the advantage, being something people have read and not immediately thought was stupid and worthless.
User avatar #123 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Wow, nice zinger. I'll never recover.
#124 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Oh no...Oh god no! What has my power of sweet burns done?! What have I done?!
User avatar #125 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Nothing. And you never will.
User avatar #126 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Heh heh. Zing. I see now why we are friends, even if you have dumb opinions.
User avatar #127 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
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#116 - Bro, it is time to go fishin' at the lake. We NEED those worms.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Fox McCloud 0
User avatar #117 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Fine. Gays are mentally ill. It's barely any better than transsexuals.
User avatar #128 - ninjaroo (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm curious as to what your definition of mental illness is, and why gayness falls into that.
#118 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Is great joke, comrade! Being telling us other one!
User avatar #119 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm serious.
#120 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
That is the principal reason why it is so hilarious.
User avatar #121 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Are we talking about my opinions, or your resume?
User avatar #122 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Both. My resume lists my major as English, which is comedy gold. But, my resume has the advantage, being something people have read and not immediately thought was stupid and worthless.
User avatar #123 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Wow, nice zinger. I'll never recover.
#124 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Oh no...Oh god no! What has my power of sweet burns done?! What have I done?!
User avatar #125 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Nothing. And you never will.
User avatar #126 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Heh heh. Zing. I see now why we are friends, even if you have dumb opinions.
User avatar #127 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
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#114 - Nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Fox McCloud 0
User avatar #115 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Not getting into this can of worms right now.
User avatar #116 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Bro, it is time to go fishin' at the lake. We NEED those worms.
User avatar #117 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Fine. Gays are mentally ill. It's barely any better than transsexuals.
User avatar #128 - ninjaroo (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm curious as to what your definition of mental illness is, and why gayness falls into that.
#118 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Is great joke, comrade! Being telling us other one!
User avatar #119 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm serious.
#120 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
That is the principal reason why it is so hilarious.
User avatar #121 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Are we talking about my opinions, or your resume?
User avatar #122 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Both. My resume lists my major as English, which is comedy gold. But, my resume has the advantage, being something people have read and not immediately thought was stupid and worthless.
User avatar #123 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Wow, nice zinger. I'll never recover.
#124 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Oh no...Oh god no! What has my power of sweet burns done?! What have I done?!
User avatar #125 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
Nothing. And you never will.
User avatar #126 - schneidend (02/27/2015) [-]
Heh heh. Zing. I see now why we are friends, even if you have dumb opinions.
User avatar #127 - feelythefeel (02/27/2015) [-]
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#168 - The dude's on the bottom left and top right know what's up. Gi… 02/27/2015 on ideal girlfriend +2
#52 - [All My Friends are Dead Intensifies] 02/27/2015 on U DUN F**CKED UP +2
#66 - ...I now really want to see the Black Lagoon crew fight Titans. 02/27/2015 on AoT 0
#72 - Yeah, that's what I do, too, but giving it horrific anal rearr… 02/25/2015 on Ranged Combat 0
#113 - Vault 3 and Vault 13 were also control vaults. They had no spe… 02/25/2015 on Wrong Vault +1
#8 - Oh. I never even noticed that the first one's butt was exposed…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Ranged Combat +8
#60 - eiaisqzbsesb (02/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #55 - myaccountisnew (02/25/2015) [-]
Personally I just used the alluring skulls on the bridge above him to lure the pig into the fire.
User avatar #72 - schneidend (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's what I do, too, but giving it horrific anal rearrangement is pretty tempting.
#9 - beardlessbeard (02/25/2015) [-]
Far not no follower of the Sun could ever be casul
#59 - eiaisqzbsesb (02/25/2015) [-]
#78 - gruntmastr (02/25/2015) [-]
#10 - beardlessbeard (02/25/2015) [-]
fear...god dammni im the casul now

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User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #4 to #4 - schneidend ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
The ******* !
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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