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#37 - She was pretty good in Snow White and the Huntsman. 04/25/2013 on shot down 0
#60 - My neck does that same thing, sometimes. Now I feel better abo… 04/25/2013 on GET OVER IT +1
#153 - The average person already does that, WITHOUT the Internet imploding.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on this guy 0
#157 - catzombie (04/25/2013) [-]
Not really. I wouldn't call everyone on FunnyJunk average. The average teen doesn't go on the internet all day, the average teen actually do have lives. Lets stop arguing now, I'm getting this information from expert doomsday analysts. People who get paid to predict what would happen in a doomsday scenario. No point saying I'm wrong when it's their information.
#149 - Hm, perhaps, but I don't think so. There'll be enough people f…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on this guy 0
#151 - catzombie (04/25/2013) [-]
You do know that not everyone has a bunker. The average person would sit at home and watch the news and go on the internet.
#153 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
The average person already does that, WITHOUT the Internet imploding.
#157 - catzombie (04/25/2013) [-]
Not really. I wouldn't call everyone on FunnyJunk average. The average teen doesn't go on the internet all day, the average teen actually do have lives. Lets stop arguing now, I'm getting this information from expert doomsday analysts. People who get paid to predict what would happen in a doomsday scenario. No point saying I'm wrong when it's their information.
#179 - Don't tell me what to do. YOU check again.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Corgi beach party! +1
User avatar #193 - anonymousditto (04/25/2013) [-]
Hahaha, that's alot of arrows!
#41 - Hippies and vegans, probably. 04/25/2013 on Well ain't that some shit +2
#40 - No, just born with extra skin that closed up the asshole. 04/25/2013 on Well ain't that some shit 0
#164 - ...But most of the pictures have a majority of non-fat people.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Corgi beach party! +1
#168 - bassnectar (04/25/2013) [-]
dude check again.

Corgi owners confirm for being fatasfatasses
#179 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
Don't tell me what to do. YOU check again.
User avatar #193 - anonymousditto (04/25/2013) [-]
Hahaha, that's alot of arrows!
#143 - Picture 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage +3
#142 - ...The Kinect could not exist without science. 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage +1
#159 - Scumbag Funnyjunker: Ignores every skinny person in the pictur…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Corgi beach party! +1
#162 - bassnectar (04/25/2013) [-]
thats what you get when skinny (aka normal) people are a minority in a picture. stay fat.
#164 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
...But most of the pictures have a majority of non-fat people.
#168 - bassnectar (04/25/2013) [-]
dude check again.

Corgi owners confirm for being fatasfatasses
#179 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
Don't tell me what to do. YOU check again.
User avatar #193 - anonymousditto (04/25/2013) [-]
Hahaha, that's alot of arrows!
#133 - The Internet is just a global network of computers. As far as …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2013 on this guy 0
#147 - catzombie (04/25/2013) [-]
Internet would go down in the case that there are too many people on it. Servers crash. And certainly in a doomsday scenario, shit would go down, everyone would be on the internet. Kaboom
#149 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
Hm, perhaps, but I don't think so. There'll be enough people fleeing into bunkers and such that I think it'll even out.
#151 - catzombie (04/25/2013) [-]
You do know that not everyone has a bunker. The average person would sit at home and watch the news and go on the internet.
#153 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
The average person already does that, WITHOUT the Internet imploding.
#157 - catzombie (04/25/2013) [-]
Not really. I wouldn't call everyone on FunnyJunk average. The average teen doesn't go on the internet all day, the average teen actually do have lives. Lets stop arguing now, I'm getting this information from expert doomsday analysts. People who get paid to predict what would happen in a doomsday scenario. No point saying I'm wrong when it's their information.
#173 - I actually looked up regressive tax, but I don't fully underst…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
User avatar #185 - ablt (04/26/2013) [-]
It isn't really proportionately less because a percentage is a percentage no matter how much you're dealing with. The problem is that taxing someone who makes $10,000 a year 15% has more of an impact than taxing someone who makes $100,000 a year 15%. In this example, you're leaving someone with $8,500 and someone else with $85,000. The person making 10k a year has had their spending power drastically reduced, while the person with 100k can still live comfortably.

Now, I'm not some faggot who complains about rich people not being taxed enough, but I think the Fair Tax is a viable option. Just Google this one because I can't explain the entire thing here, but it works as a consumption tax, meaning that you keep all of your income and are only taxed on your purchases. The current proposal for the consumption tax is not regressive because there is a rebate for anyone under the poverty line to cover consumption tax up to whatever the poverty line is. So let's say that the poverty line is $30,000, you would get a rebate to cover sales tax on $30,000 of purchases.
#167 - "Scum Bag" America: Doesn't make joke posts that mak… 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
#129 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on We´ll meet at sunset --... +3
#134 - graenko (04/25/2013) [-]
#119 - ...what? 04/25/2013 on Don't be that girl. +3
#113 - Words of hateful, ignorant "wisdom" from your friend…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Don't be that girl. -12
User avatar #430 - primerpower (04/25/2013) [-]
"Words of hateful, ignorant "wisdom""

I sense no hate, and as for the ignorance part ive had conversations about this over facebook, and yes shitstorms were present and this is always my point, regret. sure there are legitimate rapes going on and thats not ok, but when a girl sleeps with a guy and she doesnt want people to know, "she was raped". In this case the girl actually wanted to have intercourse with this guy but, unfortunately for her, hes gay so she somehow found it necessary to throw rape out there, so who is really the hateful, ignorant one here? The guy whos life could be ruined due to a false accusation, or the girl who is regretful of an action, the girl who didnt get what she wanted?
#129 - N. Korean citizen (04/25/2013) [-]
Perhaps I'm not nearly as hateful or ignorant as you think.

You may learn someday. Maybe if you have kids. Maybe you'll have a son. Maybe that son will be the victim of a false accusation. Maybe when he's in prison you'll care. Maybe when you start protesting people will listen. Maybe your audience will just call you a hateful, ignorant person without actually taking the time to fact check.

Nah, I doubt it. People like you never listen and never learn.
User avatar #370 - fargone (04/25/2013) [-]
I like the cut of your jib, anon.
#83 - I usually play single player games, as well, but the occasiona… 04/25/2013 on I want this dog. 0
#2 - I need season two of Maou Yuusha this. Fucking. Instant.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Every damn time... +2
User avatar #15 - yusay (04/25/2013) [-]
It'll never come. Nobody bought it.
#30 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - yusay (04/25/2013) [-]
Wasn't very good, anyway.
#32 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
Wrong.
#33 - yusay (04/25/2013) [-]
I found every aspect of it to be subpar. The economics, love, action, all of it.

Not to mention the pathetic boob bit they used in the first episode to attract people.
#34 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I will agree that it is by no means the greatest anime I've ever seen, but I still quite enjoy the concept and the plot gave me a few ideas for the manipulative meanderings of my D&D campaign's antagonist.
User avatar #78 - tomanyusernames (04/26/2013) [-]
you could read the book or the manga those are both still going
#3 - tomanyusernames (04/25/2013) [-]
your not the only one
#79 - I see. I'm more of a close combat guy, but I think sniping/cam…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on I want this dog. 0
#82 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
Well see, I have very rarely played games where people camp, so I don't really "fucking hate campers"..I'm more of a single player kinda guy.. My previous post was just for funnies.. mostly because I had that picture and couldn't think of a better response ..have this weird gif for providing me with a few laughters.
#83 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I usually play single player games, as well, but the occasional multiplayer shenanigans offered by TF2 and Dark Souls are great.

Pic related, it accurately conveys my horror.

Although I kinda want her tongue on my dick, too...
#77 - Breaking News: Guy with sniper rifle does some sniping. acontr…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2013 on I want this dog. +2
#78 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm actually not super pissed..I'm thoroughly enjoying the conversation
#79 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I see. I'm more of a close combat guy, but I think sniping/camping is a fair playstyle, as long as the game in question's sniper rifle is only an instant-kill on headshots. I have fond memories of a friend of mine watching my back with his sniper rifle in Killzone 3 while I was capping points.
#82 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
Well see, I have very rarely played games where people camp, so I don't really "fucking hate campers"..I'm more of a single player kinda guy.. My previous post was just for funnies.. mostly because I had that picture and couldn't think of a better response ..have this weird gif for providing me with a few laughters.
#83 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I usually play single player games, as well, but the occasional multiplayer shenanigans offered by TF2 and Dark Souls are great.

Pic related, it accurately conveys my horror.

Although I kinda want her tongue on my dick, too...
#74 - The fuck do you except him to do, jump around no-scope spinnin…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2013 on I want this dog. +6
#75 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
The way it is described is he sits with his rifle pointed at one location waiting for something to cross his path. That is camping. It would be different if he moved around different sniper positions, scanning different areas..Also..that made me laugh..have a thumb.
#77 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
Breaking News: Guy with sniper rifle does some sniping. acontradiction super pissed off about it. More at 11.
#78 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm actually not super pissed..I'm thoroughly enjoying the conversation
#79 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I see. I'm more of a close combat guy, but I think sniping/camping is a fair playstyle, as long as the game in question's sniper rifle is only an instant-kill on headshots. I have fond memories of a friend of mine watching my back with his sniper rifle in Killzone 3 while I was capping points.
#82 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
Well see, I have very rarely played games where people camp, so I don't really "fucking hate campers"..I'm more of a single player kinda guy.. My previous post was just for funnies.. mostly because I had that picture and couldn't think of a better response ..have this weird gif for providing me with a few laughters.
#83 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I usually play single player games, as well, but the occasional multiplayer shenanigans offered by TF2 and Dark Souls are great.

Pic related, it accurately conveys my horror.

Although I kinda want her tongue on my dick, too...
#56 - ...Why is Karkat a chick with a nice butt? 04/25/2013 on the man show 0
#72 - *I fucking hate being killed by sniper rifles in legitimate ways.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2013 on I want this dog. +2
#73 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
>sits with a sniper rifle, waiting for something to move on screen..
>totally legitimate
#74 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
The fuck do you except him to do, jump around no-scope spinning? It's a sniper rifle, not a shotgun. You're describing what it was designed to do.
#75 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
The way it is described is he sits with his rifle pointed at one location waiting for something to cross his path. That is camping. It would be different if he moved around different sniper positions, scanning different areas..Also..that made me laugh..have a thumb.
#77 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
Breaking News: Guy with sniper rifle does some sniping. acontradiction super pissed off about it. More at 11.
#78 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm actually not super pissed..I'm thoroughly enjoying the conversation
#79 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I see. I'm more of a close combat guy, but I think sniping/camping is a fair playstyle, as long as the game in question's sniper rifle is only an instant-kill on headshots. I have fond memories of a friend of mine watching my back with his sniper rifle in Killzone 3 while I was capping points.
#82 - acontradiction (04/25/2013) [-]
Well see, I have very rarely played games where people camp, so I don't really "fucking hate campers"..I'm more of a single player kinda guy.. My previous post was just for funnies.. mostly because I had that picture and couldn't think of a better response ..have this weird gif for providing me with a few laughters.
#83 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I usually play single player games, as well, but the occasional multiplayer shenanigans offered by TF2 and Dark Souls are great.

Pic related, it accurately conveys my horror.

Although I kinda want her tongue on my dick, too...
#147 - Excellent.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Facebook 0
#149 - ICEDgrunge (04/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - friedgreenpomatoes (02/12/2013) [-]
**friedgreenpomatoes gives schneidend oral**
User avatar #7 - alZii ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
#8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a nigger.
#4 to #4 - schneidend (04/11/2012) [-]
The niggest!
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
nigger, and wtf did that guy post.
#6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some shit. I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your nigger cherry
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