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#84 - Martian Manhunter isn't without his weaknesses. Fire, excess h…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on injustice gods among us... +11
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#109 - Crzychipmunk (01/02/2016) [-]
Really sucks howhe goes. Wanted him to make more of a dent in the story line. Same with some of the Titans. Heroes dropping like flies man. If Martin wrote Super hero comics this is what it would look like
#12 - For starters: six companies. 232 executives. Where's the one g…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2016 on The Dictator 0
#118 - captaincapital (01/02/2016) [-]
233 people controlling the media of an entire nation with hundreds of millions of people is no big deal? Are you retarded?
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#213 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
Also, I never said it was no big deal. The words "no big deal" never appeared in my comment.
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#211 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
As I pointed out, the infographic is intentionally misleading. They control a lot, but they don't control "the media of an entire nation."
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#64 - syntheticdoll (01/02/2016) [-]
He's not refering to everything happening like that in America, he's talking about how is a Dictatorship and it shows how similar is the American system. It's not controlled by one person and his family but still a quite small group of people.
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#17 - badgoodass (01/02/2016) [-]
Can't speak for most people but when you want to get news you mostly get them from TV or newspapers (also radio maybe)
Video games, the movie industry and social media are meant for entertainment
At least I don't imagine you going directly on facebook/twitter/netflix when you want to get your news
#19 - Why wouldn't you take this seriously? This is basically exactl…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/02/2016 on You PC bro? +1
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#78 - pocketstooheavy (01/02/2016) [-]
Found the console user.
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#98 - zetsuboukamina (01/02/2016) [-]
Found the 300 lb basement dweller who uses his mother's credit cards instead of buying the parts himself
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#101 - zetsuboukamina (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh shit never mind. My screen just made a reflection of me
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#108 - pocketstooheavy (01/02/2016) [-]
#72 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
wut, u dont PC brah?
#34 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes, and every console gamer believes the human eye can only see 25 fps and that PC's are just too hard to use.

Pretty easy to strawman.
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#35 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
You can pretty much look at any comments section about gaming on this site and see some shitheads talking about how consoles are inferior. It's fucking dumb and juvenile, but it happens all the time.
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#79 - pocketstooheavy (01/02/2016) [-]
But...

That's because they are...
#41 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
And in the same comments section you'll see people saying only play pc if you have no friends, and that if you play PC you're overweight.

What's your point? Consoles are cheaper and PC's are expensive but better. Theres no disputing this. And there will always be spergs raging on just about any subject on this autism hotspot of a site on either side of literally anything. It's better to just accept this site for what it is. A big joke all around, rather than take every little interaction seriously.
#20 - thegundanhero (01/02/2016) [-]
#57 - YFW the waitress wants your D so bad she melts your girlfriend…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Stupid is as stupid does 2 +28
#59 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
She was filling something up with oil.
I can't remember exactly what it was but it had an open flame apparently.
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#111 - hurpfry (01/02/2016) [-]
it was a grill, and she was supposed to turn it off beforehand
#22 - "there is a whole subculture of ********** … 01/02/2016 on 4chan simulator #58976345 +3
#30 - Like, he just doesn't ******* die. As far as I know, he…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2016 on injustice gods among us... +17
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#44 - qun (01/02/2016) [-]
except he did die, he died so hard he stayed permanently dead and is no longer alive in the recent comic line. it was a major thing in the blackest night scenario where his zombie self along with his wife kills hawkman and hawkgirl
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#61 - kapakapa (01/02/2016) [-]
it's elongated man not plastic man
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#140 - qun (01/02/2016) [-]
damn, you're right, ok my bad
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#37 - Mr Unsmiley (01/02/2016) [-]
Heat vision?
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#73 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2016) [-]
I think he melts and reforms.
#32 - masterofmods (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh, neat. Thanks for the info
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Am I a scumbag? 0
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#37 - But...there was an actual 4chan post that used this exact form…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on /pol/ pot +5
#103 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
This was also a reply in the comments.
#7 - So, the media is secretly controlled, but this movie was still…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/02/2016 on The Dictator +18
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#244 - Shiny (01/02/2016) [-]
It's not secretly controlled, it's almost flagrantly proud of its bias.
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#246 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
Bias towards what, exactly?
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#83 - jibb (01/02/2016) [-]
So media is secretly controlled, but somehow journalists manage to raise some questions?
#10 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Well how else would it appear free?
#11 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
I hit enter and 2 other comments outta nowhere
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#12 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
For starters: six companies. 232 executives. Where's the one guy, and why is his "family" so large?

"90% of what we read, watch, or listen to" is clearly bullshit. The infographic doesn't even mention any data for anything but print journalism, radio, and television. These companies making lots of money doesn't even begin to prove that their products are 90% of what every single person consumes. Where's book publishing, video games, Netflix, Hulu, other social media besides reddit, tumblr, or digg? Why are Facebook and Imgur conveniently left out in order to inflate the Big Six's multiplier?
#118 - captaincapital (01/02/2016) [-]
233 people controlling the media of an entire nation with hundreds of millions of people is no big deal? Are you retarded?
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#213 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
Also, I never said it was no big deal. The words "no big deal" never appeared in my comment.
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#211 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
As I pointed out, the infographic is intentionally misleading. They control a lot, but they don't control "the media of an entire nation."
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#64 - syntheticdoll (01/02/2016) [-]
He's not refering to everything happening like that in America, he's talking about how is a Dictatorship and it shows how similar is the American system. It's not controlled by one person and his family but still a quite small group of people.
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#17 - badgoodass (01/02/2016) [-]
Can't speak for most people but when you want to get news you mostly get them from TV or newspapers (also radio maybe)
Video games, the movie industry and social media are meant for entertainment
At least I don't imagine you going directly on facebook/twitter/netflix when you want to get your news
#8 - toofunnyboy (01/02/2016) [-]
**toofunnyboy used "*roll picture*"**
**toofunnyboy rolled image**way to zero in on one point. H e said it would be hard to understand.
#109 - Fair enough, then. 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... 0
#16 - In Star Wars Saga Edition rules there's a bunch feats and tale… 01/02/2016 on HURRR HURRR HURR +2
#14 - Why didn't you just man the blasters on the ship?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on HURRR HURRR HURR +2
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#15 - bloodbathmcbullet (01/02/2016) [-]
Because our ship had multiple levels to it, I would of had to have went up a flight of stairs to get to them, and I think someone was already manning them.
#24 - > Harp on John Oliver for saying "it's 2015" … 01/02/2016 on It's over, he is vanquished +12
#25 - For one, he's pretty much unkillable. And, physically, he's ba…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/02/2016 on injustice gods among us... +66
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#83 - romdadon (01/02/2016) [-]
how come Martian Manhunter was killed so easily in injustice if he is so op ?
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#115 - varangianlove (01/02/2016) [-]
I believe he survives and takes the form of aquamans advisor this is from when you beat the classic battles with Manhunter in the video game
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#114 - angelious (01/02/2016) [-]
>>#109, >>#29, >>#24, >>#25, >>#84, well to answer a few things:

first of: martian manhunter used to be afraid of fires, but it wasnt his kryptonite like they tried to sell it here(he has tanked supermans heat vision to the face before) but they just needed to get superman out of the picture since having him on the opposing team would tip the scales a lot (martian is pretty much equal to superman in all aspects...)

second of: o brian himself is not only highly hard to kill, he is a lot more wily and creative with his powers, not to mention effective fighter. and you all need to remember that that goofy attidute of his is just a front to what used to be a high ranking gangster in gotham city.

and lastly to chipmunk: there are actually comic book series with even higher death rate... i think kingdom come,final crisis and earth 2 series had a lot higher kill count (earth 2 specially..all of justice league dead, most of the other superhero teams,dead,barbara dead,bat family is mostly dead. only about a handful of heroes survived the whole ordeal..)
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#84 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
Martian Manhunter isn't without his weaknesses. Fire, excess heat in general, is anathema to martians. I haven't read how he died in Injustice, but I soon will.
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#109 - Crzychipmunk (01/02/2016) [-]
Really sucks howhe goes. Wanted him to make more of a dent in the story line. Same with some of the Titans. Heroes dropping like flies man. If Martin wrote Super hero comics this is what it would look like
#29 - masterofmods (01/02/2016) [-]
How's he unkillable?
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#30 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
Like, he just doesn't fucking die. As far as I know, he literally cannot even be cut by a sword. Deathstroke or Wonder Woman could swing greatswords at him all day and his skin would just form around the blades and never take any actual damage.
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#44 - qun (01/02/2016) [-]
except he did die, he died so hard he stayed permanently dead and is no longer alive in the recent comic line. it was a major thing in the blackest night scenario where his zombie self along with his wife kills hawkman and hawkgirl
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#61 - kapakapa (01/02/2016) [-]
it's elongated man not plastic man
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#140 - qun (01/02/2016) [-]
damn, you're right, ok my bad
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#37 - Mr Unsmiley (01/02/2016) [-]
Heat vision?
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#73 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2016) [-]
I think he melts and reforms.
#32 - masterofmods (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh, neat. Thanks for the info
#100 - So, out of curiosity, what's your stance on abortion?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... 0
#108 - crlmsonhazard (01/02/2016) [-]
Pro-
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#109 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
Fair enough, then.
#50 - Ethnicity isn't even really a thing among humans in Star Wars.… 01/02/2016 on Star Wars: Green Leader 0
#48 - They all have shields. But, they only deflect blasters and lig… 01/02/2016 on Star Wars: Green Leader 0
#36 - Zombies, like most basic bitch undead, are destroyed once defe… 01/02/2016 on Your D&D Stories 19-23 0
#18 - Well, you're all at the table, but your characters could be hu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Your D&D Stories 4-6 +2
#19 - daspopo (01/02/2016) [-]
Neat.
#80 - You wouldn't survive. Nor would anybody in a 5-mile radius.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on He didn't see that one coming +1
#81 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I want to cum , not to survive
#78 - Wouldn't do ya much good, comrade.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on He didn't see that one coming +1
#79 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
What if it's an arrow that contains a gas that makes you horny?
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#80 - schneidend (01/01/2016) [-]
You wouldn't survive. Nor would anybody in a 5-mile radius.
#81 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I want to cum , not to survive
#76 - He copied Hawkeye's virtually superhuman marksmanship with the…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2016 on He didn't see that one coming +1
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#77 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I want to shoot you with a bow so bad right now ...
#78 - schneidend (01/01/2016) [-]
Wouldn't do ya much good, comrade.
#79 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
What if it's an arrow that contains a gas that makes you horny?
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#80 - schneidend (01/01/2016) [-]
You wouldn't survive. Nor would anybody in a 5-mile radius.
#81 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I want to cum , not to survive
#29 - Oh, **** , you're right. Though, Cthulhu would certainly…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on The more creative version... 0
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#30 - sptnfouroneseven (01/02/2016) [-]
You right, you right.

I was just listening in while doing other things, didn't even realize until you said it. Cthulhu is infact an abberation
#74 - He knew what Iron Man was going to do before Tony even started…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/01/2016 on He didn't see that one coming +2
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#75 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
You're late!
But thank you anyways sweetheart !
May I ask why taskmaster uses a damn bow though?
Like couldn't he get something better to launch his weapons , I'm just sayin' pullin' a trigger to launch your disruptor is smarter and faster than loading a bow which takes human muscles and has a smaller range.
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#76 - schneidend (01/01/2016) [-]
He copied Hawkeye's virtually superhuman marksmanship with the bow. To put it in game terms, it doesn't really matter if a gun is better if you've sunk enough perks into the bow that it basically equals or beats a gun. There weren't any peak-human/superhuman gunslingers for him to copy.

Also, it's easy to load a bow with the kind of specialized ammo you need at a given moment. You pull out a dispruptor arrow, draw, and shoot. A gun would require you to eject one clip and pop in another.
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#77 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I want to shoot you with a bow so bad right now ...
#78 - schneidend (01/01/2016) [-]
Wouldn't do ya much good, comrade.
#79 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
What if it's an arrow that contains a gas that makes you horny?
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#80 - schneidend (01/01/2016) [-]
You wouldn't survive. Nor would anybody in a 5-mile radius.
#81 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I want to cum , not to survive
#18 - I believe you get a Fortitude save, though.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on The more creative version... 0
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#27 - sptnfouroneseven (01/01/2016) [-]
Not in Pathfinder, at least.
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#29 - schneidend (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh, shit, you're right. Though, Cthulhu would certainly be an aberration, and many aberrations are immune.

Either way, as a DM, I'd probably require a Fort save or something.
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#30 - sptnfouroneseven (01/02/2016) [-]
You right, you right.

I was just listening in while doing other things, didn't even realize until you said it. Cthulhu is infact an abberation

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User avatar #71 - slashtrey ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
sup
User avatar #62 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #63 to #62 - schneidend (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh **** , oh **** , oh **** , oh **** ! Senpai noticed me!
#64 to #63 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
User avatar #67 to #64 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
#68 to #67 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
User avatar #69 to #68 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Because you say things that cause me to cringe.
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
damn... it must suck to being such a big sissy like you...
User avatar #61 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
have a fantastic day.
#58 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Hey faggot

Did you like the new Star Wars
User avatar #59 to #58 - schneidend (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
#60 to #59 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Pleb
User avatar #57 - joaomartins ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #65 to #56 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
User avatar #55 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup homie
User avatar #54 - manofield ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
nice picture mate haha
User avatar #39 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Told you so
User avatar #40 to #39 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #42 to #41 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
User avatar #43 to #42 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
User avatar #44 to #43 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
#34 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
>Sato cybernetics

You better hush your damn mouth right now boy
User avatar #66 to #34 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
no u
User avatar #35 to #34 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.

They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket

No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato isn't in the mood to do things that benefit humanity just increase her bank account

There is a lot of oil to be profitted off the Earth Kingdom desert and since her Sato-V gets a good 4 MPG she is gonna need the deed to those oil wells.
User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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