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Date Signed Up:12/02/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#83 - It's a goddamn shame that DA:I won't let me **** Vivienne. 01/03/2016 on developers 0
#1 - I would pay out the nose to see Willem Dafoe as Modok in 3D. 01/03/2016 on Captain Marvel Poster +1
#7 - God dammit, James, a PokeBall isn't a Pokemon! 01/03/2016 on Johnny Cage stands proud +7
#23 - Really liking the movie's Deadpool costume.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Headcanon Deadpool Posters +2
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#25 - thechosentroll (01/03/2016) [-]
I like the fact that it's actually a costume and not just CGI. Except for the eyes.
#296 - You *********** , or just stupid? 01/02/2016 on Laying Down Some Truth +2
#50 - Yoda, Windu, Vader, and Palpatine are still among the most pow… 01/02/2016 on Strongest Jedi and Sith... 0
#49 - Kylo Ren's lightsaber is an ancient design from the Scourge of… 01/02/2016 on Strongest Jedi and Sith... 0
#70 - You're right on pretty much all counts. Solo campaign is kinda… 01/02/2016 on didn't even need a charisma... 0
#31 - American armed forces aren't able to fire until they're being … 01/02/2016 on unable to lose 0
#63 - For D&D, anything more than 4 can get pretty difficult to manage.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on didn't even need a charisma... 0
#66 - myjunk (01/02/2016) [-]
I've never played but I imagine a single player campaign to be a bit pointless and 2 players + Dungeon master is still a little small.
That doesn't leave a big margin.

Also since it's a club it could be more and they play in several smaller groups.
In town there's a student dormitory bar where they regularly meet and it's always several tables.
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#70 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
You're right on pretty much all counts. Solo campaign is kinda pointless unless you build around it specifically. Two players + DM can be okay if your players are active and imaginative enough. And, yeah, the margin for error is not wide. The sweet spot is typically 3-6 for me, since nowadays I like to have a party NPC with the group so I can kinda sorta get the chance to play a character I want to play.

And, yeah, you're also right, there could be a multi-game club. But, I'm only saying that an intimate game where everybody shows up regularly and gets to know one another, OP found a pretty amazing body count.
#82 - Got a link to a video or a screenie of a specific tweet? 01/02/2016 on Total Biscuit teaming up... 0
#246 - Bias towards what, exactly? 01/02/2016 on The Dictator 0
#38 - hilariousandoriginal.webm 01/02/2016 on Rest In Pepperoni, original... +7
#50 - Go outside. Things tend to happen out there. 01/02/2016 on cities 0
#213 - Also, I never said it was no big deal. The words "no big … 01/02/2016 on The Dictator 0
#211 - As I pointed out, the infographic is intentionally misleading.… 01/02/2016 on The Dictator 0
#167 - It seemed to me they were getting college loans, but yeah I gu… 01/02/2016 on Upper Class 0
#43 - We're talking about prestigious universities, likely.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on College Applications +2
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#93 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
You're more prestigious than any university Schnei!
#44 - colacp (01/02/2016) [-]
I turned down Columbia and Harvard. Yale turned me down. But all the big names like that have fee waivers for poor folk and offer 100% tuition assistance to anyone who gets accepted, so you don't have to worry about a lack of funds.

This comic was written by someone who has never been poor, but likes to sympathize with what they imagine it to be like.
#5 - Yeah, but look at Tony. He's looking like that groggy teenager… 01/02/2016 on Bruce +5
#4 - Lubricated by all the pussy moisture. 01/02/2016 on Bruce +6
#39 - ...What the hell is this guy even reacting to? 01/02/2016 on tfw +1
#17 - The movie was great. Though, one of these days I want…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on was this movie good? +4
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#58 - toddingram (01/02/2016) [-]
viewcomic.com/?s=scott+pilgrim yeah it's pretty good
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#36 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
You can read it with me while we're cuddling <3
#80 - As somebody who was raised by a single mother, please shut the…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Ass Blasted -1
#129 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
You're not black are you
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#120 - thatoneiranianguy (01/02/2016) [-]
He's not even targeting your fucking mother, no need to get salty.

Unless, of course, your mother is a partying on a weeknight at three in the morning mother.
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#107 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
me too schnei , they're great
#95 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
As somebody who was raised by a single mother also, please shut the fuck up and drown in the bullshit you're constantly spewing.

#37 - On the one hand, yeah, rich kid gets advantages, because his d…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Upper Class +5
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#130 - Ruspanic (01/02/2016) [-]
You're thinking college financial aid.
That is not the case for bank loans in general. If you're poor or have a low credit score, you are absolutely less likely to get a loan.
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#167 - schneidend (01/02/2016) [-]
It seemed to me they were getting college loans, but yeah I guess they were past that stage at that point.
#35 - You can pretty much look at any comments section about gaming …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on You PC bro? -2
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#79 - pocketstooheavy (01/02/2016) [-]
But...

That's because they are...
#41 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
And in the same comments section you'll see people saying only play pc if you have no friends, and that if you play PC you're overweight.

What's your point? Consoles are cheaper and PC's are expensive but better. Theres no disputing this. And there will always be spergs raging on just about any subject on this autism hotspot of a site on either side of literally anything. It's better to just accept this site for what it is. A big joke all around, rather than take every little interaction seriously.

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User avatar #71 - slashtrey ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
sup
User avatar #62 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #63 to #62 - schneidend (12/25/2015) [-]
Oh **** , oh **** , oh **** , oh **** ! Senpai noticed me!
#64 to #63 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes I did , now can you please explain why you haven't accepted my friend request and why did you stalk my profile?
User avatar #67 to #64 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Bro, you're the one stalking me. I looked at your profile to find out if you're some kinda of troll. Results inconclusive.
#68 to #67 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Results are gonna be that you're pregnant if you don't chill
Tell me why you're so shy when I try to talk to you Schnei?
User avatar #69 to #68 - schneidend (01/03/2016) [-]
Because you say things that cause me to cringe.
User avatar #70 to #69 - tarabostes (01/04/2016) [-]
damn... it must suck to being such a big sissy like you...
User avatar #61 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
have a fantastic day.
#58 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Hey faggot

Did you like the new Star Wars
User avatar #59 to #58 - schneidend (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah. It was pretty damn good. My only real gripe is that Captain Phasma did ******* the whole movie.
#60 to #59 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Pleb
User avatar #57 - joaomartins ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #65 to #56 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
you must be the most autistic person in the world friend request plz
User avatar #55 - admin (11/12/2015) [-]
sup homie
User avatar #54 - manofield ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
nice picture mate haha
User avatar #39 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Told you so
User avatar #40 to #39 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #42 to #41 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
User avatar #43 to #42 - steelcrasher ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
User avatar #44 to #43 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
#34 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
>Sato cybernetics

You better hush your damn mouth right now boy
User avatar #66 to #34 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
no u
User avatar #35 to #34 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.

They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket

No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato isn't in the mood to do things that benefit humanity just increase her bank account

There is a lot of oil to be profitted off the Earth Kingdom desert and since her Sato-V gets a good 4 MPG she is gonna need the deed to those oil wells.
User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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