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#34 - Why a green beret? 44 minutes ago on Adventure 0
#113 - Nah, bro. I don't want a monster futa cock in me. I've hurt my…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on MFW i show my friend my fetish 0
#117 - nimithecat (55 minutes ago) [-]
bro, i'm just fucking with you guys.
I respect you regardless, I just wanted to do a little friendly teasing.


I fapped to ponies and tentacle hentai for christs take, I'm only the voice of wisdom in shitstorms, not fap material.
#104 - Did...did you miss the part about the giant tits and having a …  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on MFW i show my friend my fetish 0
#109 - nimithecat (1 hour ago) [-]
Here's what's going on;

You could settle for vagina, or you could settle for a vagina overshadowed by a giant penis. You want the D.
You like penis.
You want a penis inside of you.

And I swear to God I am not going to oppress you or stop you from enjoying your male-to-male marriage. I love and respect you and I promise I won't oppress you.

I swear to God I am not going to use my CIS powers to belittle you.
User avatar #113 - schneidend (1 hour ago) [-]
Nah, bro. I don't want a monster futa cock in me. I've hurt myself wiping my asshole too vigorously before. But, the aesthetic certainly has an appeal, and I'd have the common fucking courtesy to give her a reach-around. If that makes me gay? Uh, sure, I guess. I'm not into labels, bro, nor do I think there's such a thing as CIS powers.
#117 - nimithecat (55 minutes ago) [-]
bro, i'm just fucking with you guys.
I respect you regardless, I just wanted to do a little friendly teasing.


I fapped to ponies and tentacle hentai for christs take, I'm only the voice of wisdom in shitstorms, not fap material.
#102 - I've jacked it to a few amazonian futas in my time, bro. I kno… 1 hour ago on MFW i show my friend my fetish +1
#56 - That's basically what he does in the show, too. 6 hours ago on (untitled) +1
#143 - Somebody said something intelligent on FunnyJunk? 6 hours ago on 1000% OC +2
#111 - You are correct. ...But the thought of your Internet …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on heh +11
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#163 - Actually, there was an original cartoon from ages ago on which… 7 hours ago on Forgotten Cartoons 4 0
#113 - Family Guy calling Brooklyn Nine-Nine garbage. 8 hours ago on I Disagree +18
#55 - Things go on sale at any decent grocery store for no other rea… 8 hours ago on Hannibal Buress 0

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User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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