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#64 - The "anime is trash meme" is one tumblr now, you stu… 41 minutes ago on I like trains -2
#17 - No. The Hammerhead is garbage.  [+] (1 new reply) 42 minutes ago on MAKO! 0
User avatar #18 - fuzzyballs (24 minutes ago) [-]
didn't say anything about that
said the Mako gameplay would have just been the same thing, drive around and use the cannon, no getting in or out, no free roam
#19 - ******* infuriating, really. But, hopefully Death at le… 1 hour ago on Deadpool being romantic +3
#35 - Well, that's just not very effective, not overkill. I think th…  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Lego Minigun 0
User avatar #38 - logicisneigh (1 hour ago) [-]
Speaking of funny stories once I set off a ied that was made wrong. Someone put some explosives in the middle of beech and ammonia to Make mustard gas and failed all it did was explode and throw beech everywhere lol.
User avatar #37 - logicisneigh (1 hour ago) [-]
And yes it is very much over kill. my buddy had to play mine sweeper on that road after that happened. Kinda funny when it happened he was saying how we were gunnar die than he did. I almost lost my shit in front of my Co with laughter
User avatar #36 - logicisneigh (1 hour ago) [-]
I've seen it happen don't know how it happened but there's one less suspected jihad in the world. I just assume fucking raptor Jesus was just showing his wrath on that basted as a warning to others
#7 - Every time I play Mass Effect 2 and 3 I wonder what could have…  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on MAKO! +4
User avatar #16 - fuzzyballs (46 minutes ago) [-]
there this Firebase something mod that gives you another vehicle
that's what it would have been like
User avatar #17 - schneidend (42 minutes ago) [-]
No. The Hammerhead is garbage.
User avatar #18 - fuzzyballs (24 minutes ago) [-]
didn't say anything about that
said the Mako gameplay would have just been the same thing, drive around and use the cannon, no getting in or out, no free roam
#8 - williamsonk (2 hours ago) [-]
I do the same thing

"Shepard! Who taught you how to drive, the Asari?!"

"I am Urdnot Wrex and this is my thread!"
#28 - There's no such thing as overkill, tiny baby man.  [+] (6 new replies) 5 hours ago on Lego Minigun 0
User avatar #34 - logicisneigh (1 hour ago) [-]
Anti tank going off from a bike too drunk to delete and fix
User avatar #33 - logicisneigh (1 hour ago) [-]
A anti tank landmine on a bike. Yes there's such a thing as over kill.
User avatar #35 - schneidend (1 hour ago) [-]
Well, that's just not very effective, not overkill. I think those are triggered by pressure.
User avatar #38 - logicisneigh (1 hour ago) [-]
Speaking of funny stories once I set off a ied that was made wrong. Someone put some explosives in the middle of beech and ammonia to Make mustard gas and failed all it did was explode and throw beech everywhere lol.
User avatar #37 - logicisneigh (1 hour ago) [-]
And yes it is very much over kill. my buddy had to play mine sweeper on that road after that happened. Kinda funny when it happened he was saying how we were gunnar die than he did. I almost lost my shit in front of my Co with laughter
User avatar #36 - logicisneigh (1 hour ago) [-]
I've seen it happen don't know how it happened but there's one less suspected jihad in the world. I just assume fucking raptor Jesus was just showing his wrath on that basted as a warning to others
#11 - Sweet, bro. Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Sickest way to get in shape +1
#12 - wutangswords (5 hours ago) [-]
Any time! And you're most welcome!
#36 - That the Sand Snakes are pretty ******* vicious, even w… 5 hours ago on Season 5 saved, thank you... 0
#8 - *Raises hand* I think I'm in the wrong seminar. I'm lookin…  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Sickest way to get in shape +1
User avatar #10 - wutangswords (5 hours ago) [-]
Of course, its two doors down from here. Feel free to take a cup of "Nurgles finest fluid" with you! I know heresy can be thirsty business!
User avatar #11 - schneidend (5 hours ago) [-]
Sweet, bro. Thanks.
#12 - wutangswords (5 hours ago) [-]
Any time! And you're most welcome!
#7 - Yes. It was actually meant to be a pilot episode, but I guess …  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Sickest way to get in shape +1
User avatar #9 - wutangswords (5 hours ago) [-]
It was pretty brutal! I wish they had made more. That end fight with the wizard and the "gum beast" was freaking crazy.

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User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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