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schmitty  

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:5/20/2013
Location:Florida
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#45 - That is the face that will haunt my dreams. 04/11/2013 on Just My Dorm 0
#73 - No one I know in Florida refers to all sodas as "coke&quo… 04/11/2013 on Soda or Pop +1
#84 - Infinite* 04/11/2013 on ancient poetry 0
#16 - I feel like you don't know what a pun is. 04/10/2013 on Punny +8
#6 - no its becky  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Wut +68
#17 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2013) [-]
no its an alcohol
#9 - theturtletrolley (04/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - smokedmeatlog (04/07/2013) [-]
Maybe they had a daughter. That'd be hot.
#3 - Is he blind? She's right next to him.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Beer +2
#5 - mrkek (04/07/2013) [-]
I guess the beer is working then.
#8 - Not if you're killed after the act. 04/06/2013 on In exchange for sex +6
#7 - Not if you're killed after or during the sex, but preferably after. 04/06/2013 on In exchange for sex +7
#160 - The line between seniority and clinical addiction is very thin. 04/06/2013 on There are two types of nerds +1
#153 - There's a new kind of blue? Interesting.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on There are two types of nerds 0
#157 - palindromia (04/06/2013) [-]
yours is slightly darker than mine. i respect your seniority.
User avatar #160 - schmitty (04/06/2013) [-]
The line between seniority and clinical addiction is very thin.
#1 - This post is so old that I remember when it was first posted a… 04/05/2013 on West philadelphia born and... +1
#16 - ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! 04/05/2013 on North Korea is best Korea 0
#17 - A little green screen CGI and this could be the cheapest porno ever. 04/05/2013 on Gif +3
#9 - No, just good acting. 04/04/2013 on Chuck's One Weakness 0
#17 - In the first picture Carl is just like "What the fuck am …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on The Walking Daryl 0
#18 - awildniglet (04/02/2013) [-]
#74 - seems to me like you just accidentally a coke bottle 04/01/2013 on We don't talk about 1915 +5
#104 - Picture 03/31/2013 on Happy Easter +6
#8 - >Did you just replied wut 03/28/2013 on Hey girl you know you drive... +4
#2 - Must have been the alpacalypse.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Under pressure 0
User avatar #9 - alpacalypse (04/04/2013) [-]
It's not my fault...
#2 - MFW the title  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Pour Soul +32
#7 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/28/2013) [-]
#18 - With diabetes. 03/25/2013 on when i hear school is canceled +1
#2 - Usually I fucking hate these kinds of posts, but this one was … 03/22/2013 on Boys +17
#112 - The worst part is, he fucked my mom.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2013 on nope +29
#134 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2013) [-]
that is not a xbox controler
User avatar #178 - minnesotaids (03/22/2013) [-]
HORY SHET, ANON
NICE
#111 - The worst part, he fucked my mom. 03/22/2013 on nope 0
#7 - Breaking into hotels?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Norman Reedus Badass +4
User avatar #12 - arsyro (03/22/2013) [-]
we executed that really well in the end
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User avatar #41 - Syncronicity (09/24/2012) [-]
My last name is Schmitt.
It bothers me when I see your name...
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User avatar #42 to #41 - schmitty (09/24/2012) [-]
Do you see my name around FJ a lot?
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User avatar #44 to #43 - schmitty (09/27/2012) [-]
My last name is Smith, but schmitty was my nickname in high school on the football team.
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#39 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
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#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
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User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
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#32 to #31 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
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User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
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User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
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User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
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#38 to #37 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the fuck i want
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#26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, bro I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
Hello, bro
I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
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User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
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#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
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User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
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User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
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User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
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User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
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User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
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User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
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User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
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User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
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#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
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User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
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User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
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User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
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#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
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User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
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User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
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User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said fuck it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
 
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