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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:4/18/2014
Location:Florida
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Comment Ranking:#1720
Highest Content Rank:#5051
Highest Comment Rank:#638
Content Thumbs: 1354 total,  1667 ,  313
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Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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#16 - I'm not saying this particular status is mine, but my name is … 08/23/2012 on Parrot 0
#5 - mfw my name is alex and i had this as my facebook status a while ago  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Parrot -6
#8 - coldfrozt (08/23/2012) [-]
**coldfrozt rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Photographs ** pics or didnt happen
#15 - gigganiggawagon (08/23/2012) [-]
#7 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
hmmmm, and how do we know this is true
User avatar #16 - schmitty (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm not saying this particular status is mine, but my name is alex and i did have this as a status about 8 months ago, probably a bit more.
#136 - mfw 08/23/2012 on This Really Doesn't Need a... 0
#264 - Comment deleted 08/23/2012 on Censored Volleyball 0
#323 - But it's not, it's the American version of the Bible, just lik… 08/22/2012 on The Bible +1
#316 - How am I an idiot? Because I provided an alternative reasoning…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2012 on The Bible +1
User avatar #320 - imangryman (08/22/2012) [-]
It's not about buying and owning something. So fail analogy sir. The word American has no relation with the bible. You completely misunderstood how I was approaching the situation. The bible it self existing, is categorizing all Americans a certain religion. Please, die in a hole.
User avatar #323 - schmitty (08/22/2012) [-]
But it's not, it's the American version of the Bible, just like how there's a King James version, a New International Version, just because it's called the "International Version" doesn't make everyone in the world a Christian. There's also probably a French bible, does that make Everyone in France a Christian, what about an English bible, is everyone is England suddenly a Christian because there's a bible called the "English bible".
#310 - So? Just because not all Americans are Christians doesn't mean…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2012 on The Bible +7
User avatar #312 - imangryman (08/22/2012) [-]
It's not about religion idiot.
User avatar #316 - schmitty (08/22/2012) [-]
How am I an idiot? Because I provided an alternative reasoning to what you were saying? Just because something says "American" on it doesn't automatically mean all American agree with it you fucking dumbass. If a company such as Colt says they're an American company does that mean every motherfucking American has to own one of their guns? No it doesn't. So how about you stop being an ignorant douchebag and just fucking move on instead of trying to call shit out that doesn't even fucking exist. Die in a fire.
User avatar #320 - imangryman (08/22/2012) [-]
It's not about buying and owning something. So fail analogy sir. The word American has no relation with the bible. You completely misunderstood how I was approaching the situation. The bible it self existing, is categorizing all Americans a certain religion. Please, die in a hole.
User avatar #323 - schmitty (08/22/2012) [-]
But it's not, it's the American version of the Bible, just like how there's a King James version, a New International Version, just because it's called the "International Version" doesn't make everyone in the world a Christian. There's also probably a French bible, does that make Everyone in France a Christian, what about an English bible, is everyone is England suddenly a Christian because there's a bible called the "English bible".
#149 - Am I the only one who found the funniest part of this be the f…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on It's hard +11
User avatar #154 - aharris (08/22/2012) [-]
He told me to pick up my trash... I told him to pick up his teeth
#145 - Picture 08/22/2012 on It's hard +1
#144 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on It's hard +3
#145 - schmitty (08/22/2012) [-]
#254 - It's not about stealing, it's about sending a message.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on Still good people left in... +21
#255 - eyeblowbarrs (08/22/2012) [-]
#751 - mfw i just found that favoriting comments makes them unable to… 08/21/2012 on Title +4
#2 - The host's reaction to her saying "That'll be edited out … 08/21/2012 on if you know what i mean.. +1
#1 - Comment deleted 08/21/2012 on if you know what i mean.. 0
#614 - No, but I have seen Daniel Tosh.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on Jackpot +3
User avatar #689 - wolfmango (08/22/2012) [-]
yes i just had to put a tosh quote in there someday all i need to do now is throw a bottle at a homeless person
#131 - Directed by M. Knight Shamalamadingdong 08/21/2012 on A twist 0
#95 - LET ME LOVE YOU 08/21/2012 on Focus level = Gamer +5
#92 - Yea, its his K/D in that last match, he's gonna need to step i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Focus level = Gamer +21
#94 - kbxcn (08/21/2012) [-]
#95 - schmitty (08/21/2012) [-]
LET ME LOVE YOU
#2 - I wan those dogs found. Bury them with their bones.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Tag-teamed. +263
#123 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
bijatthch
#133 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
SenorButtPlug
#28 - Oh ok, the way you originally said it made it sound like you p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Cocaine +1
User avatar #30 - vegihead (08/20/2012) [-]
No my bad lol.
#25 - You paid 20 bucks for a 4 dollar drink? You're a ******…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Cocaine 0
User avatar #27 - vegihead (08/20/2012) [-]
No me and my friends bought several of them. The store we got them from definitely over priced them but they were the only place we could find them.
User avatar #28 - schmitty (08/20/2012) [-]
Oh ok, the way you originally said it made it sound like you paid 20 bucks for one.
User avatar #30 - vegihead (08/20/2012) [-]
No my bad lol.
#9 - I'm more curious as to why he took his shirt off than I am sur…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Trolls. Trolls everywhere. +7
User avatar #31 - oodlesandoodles (08/20/2012) [-]
When you get in a fight, you don't want to have anything on you that people can hold on to
#101 - penguinthegreat (08/20/2012) [-]
like his nipples
#111 - oodlesandoodles (08/20/2012) [-]
Indeed
#10 - waffies (08/20/2012) [-]
MAN MODE. I had another version of this gif that was larger, i think this is it, and another that had this labled as Al-Qaeda tapping the US on the back of the head, who turns and smacks either Iraq or Iran, i forget which
#15 - bagguhsleep (08/20/2012) [-]
Here's the larger version. I've had this for a while, never really found much of a use for it.
User avatar #16 - bagguhsleep (08/20/2012) [-]
Wow shit fuck goddammit. It's bigger.
Trust me.

It's cold in here.
User avatar #11 - waffies (08/20/2012) [-]
well it WAS larger, shrank... too big i guess.... i've heard that one before. *bud dum tsss*
#25 - Comment deleted 08/20/2012 on Who wouldnt? +1
#24 - Comment deleted 08/20/2012 on Who wouldnt? +6
#101 - That looks like Cameron Diaz, but with big ass ******* .  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on A fuck was given that day. +6
User avatar #151 - gingerfuntime (08/20/2012) [-]
I think her name's Gemma Atkinson or something. I have terrible memory so sorry if it's not right :L
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#46 - drhard (06/10/2013) [-]
You got proven wrong in the most epic way, so you went back and thumbed down every comment there, how cute.
User avatar #47 to #46 - schmitty (06/10/2013) [-]
What makes you think I went and thumbed everything down? Why would I thumb down the people who weren't even talking to me? That just makes no sense. And I still stand by what I said about the Lumia being a better phone. You claimed you can do all of those things with the S4, but will you? If you're not going to do all of those things then what's the point of the device being able to do it?
User avatar #48 to #47 - drhard (06/10/2013) [-]
You were the only person that had a notification to take them back to that comment string, therefore the only one that will.

And ya, I will do all those things, so with pretty much anyone, thats why they get smart phones. The GS4 is superior to the 920 is every single way, hardware, software, and any other way.
User avatar #45 - theschmidt (06/01/2013) [-]
My last name is "Schmidt"

It doesn't bother me when I see your name...
User avatar #41 - Syncronicity (09/24/2012) [-]
My last name is Schmitt.
It bothers me when I see your name...
User avatar #42 to #41 - schmitty (09/24/2012) [-]
Do you see my name around FJ a lot?
User avatar #44 to #43 - schmitty (09/27/2012) [-]
My last name is Smith, but schmitty was my nickname in high school on the football team.
#39 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
#32 to #31 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
#38 to #37 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the **** i want
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#26 - tehlulzbringer ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said **** it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
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