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#82 - Thanks, you too.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Seen this Yet? 0
#84 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
#78 - Irony can be done on purpose but I understand what you're sayi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Seen this Yet? 0
User avatar #80 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, glad you're being such a good sport about this. I suddenly feel like an ass for being so crude in my first comment.

Have a nice day.
#82 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, you too.
#84 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
#75 - How was I being "a fucking bitch"? 04/23/2013 on Seen this Yet? -2
#71 - Yea that makes sense, I guess I just found it a little ironic …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Seen this Yet? 0
User avatar #73 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, it's not irony if he does it on purpose. Which he did, in this case.
User avatar #78 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Irony can be done on purpose but I understand what you're saying. You're right.
User avatar #80 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, glad you're being such a good sport about this. I suddenly feel like an ass for being so crude in my first comment.

Have a nice day.
#82 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, you too.
#84 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
#65 - But why include their race and religion when you could just sh…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Seen this Yet? -3
#72 - tylerpayne (04/23/2013) [-]
To discredit the original post.
#75 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
How was I being "a fucking bitch"?
#69 - jldragon (04/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Because the one he was making a point to said immigrants, not muslims. So he showed the mass killers you would've called 'average Americans' hadn't they been such monstrous cunts.
User avatar #71 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Yea that makes sense, I guess I just found it a little ironic that he did that.
User avatar #73 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, it's not irony if he does it on purpose. Which he did, in this case.
User avatar #78 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Irony can be done on purpose but I understand what you're saying. You're right.
User avatar #80 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, glad you're being such a good sport about this. I suddenly feel like an ass for being so crude in my first comment.

Have a nice day.
#82 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, you too.
#84 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
#59 - >includes race and religion in the description of the other…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Seen this Yet? -4
#62 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Are you really this daft? He's making a point to the guy who links the Boston Bombers being immigrants to the reason they killed people by showing them that some of your worst mass murderers are white, born Americans and occasionally catholic, thus making the fucking point that their nationality, ethnicity and religion do not matter.
User avatar #65 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
But why include their race and religion when you could just show their picture and say that they weren't Muslim?
#72 - tylerpayne (04/23/2013) [-]
To discredit the original post.
#75 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
How was I being "a fucking bitch"?
#69 - jldragon (04/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Because the one he was making a point to said immigrants, not muslims. So he showed the mass killers you would've called 'average Americans' hadn't they been such monstrous cunts.
User avatar #71 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Yea that makes sense, I guess I just found it a little ironic that he did that.
User avatar #73 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, it's not irony if he does it on purpose. Which he did, in this case.
User avatar #78 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Irony can be done on purpose but I understand what you're saying. You're right.
User avatar #80 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, glad you're being such a good sport about this. I suddenly feel like an ass for being so crude in my first comment.

Have a nice day.
#82 - schmitty (04/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, you too.
#84 - numbersixtyseven (04/23/2013) [-]
#12 - It alleviates traffic for those who alleviate traffic for othe… 04/23/2013 on Kidnapper +1
#12 - That explains why they're pitching a tent next to the sign. 04/23/2013 on Ahhh home sweet home +2
#45 - Looks like he pissed his pants.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on tshirt wrinkle FAIL +1
User avatar #72 - candance (04/23/2013) [-]
I was just going to say that XP
#22 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Rainbows'n'shit 0
#23 - somedsoup (04/22/2013) [-]
well can't argue with that
#37 - That doesn't mean he was a member. 04/22/2013 on Jaden Smith 0
#14 - He's worried he may never get to join the Men in Black.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Jaden Smith +1
User avatar #21 - kanatana (04/22/2013) [-]
You know he was actually in MIB2, right?
User avatar #37 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean he was a member.
#5 - Looks like OP's unicycle.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Rainbows'n'shit 0
#21 - somedsoup (04/22/2013) [-]
cause i'm a faggot?
#22 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
Yes.
#23 - somedsoup (04/22/2013) [-]
well can't argue with that
#236 - Well maybe that's the problem then, I just texted, didn't both…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on irony 0
User avatar #237 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe. It's been around for a while so it may not work anyway.
#234 - I tried texting it. It was an invalid number.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on irony 0
User avatar #235 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
I know it was a joke but I think the hotline disconnected. It was a rick roll.
User avatar #236 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
Well maybe that's the problem then, I just texted, didn't bother calling.
User avatar #237 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe. It's been around for a while so it may not work anyway.
#227 - well shit...  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2013 on irony 0
#233 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
I feel bad now. This is why I shouldn't try to be funny. I make people sad...
I'm sorry.
User avatar #234 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
I tried texting it. It was an invalid number.
User avatar #235 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
I know it was a joke but I think the hotline disconnected. It was a rick roll.
User avatar #236 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
Well maybe that's the problem then, I just texted, didn't bother calling.
User avatar #237 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe. It's been around for a while so it may not work anyway.
#220 - Do you also live in Martin County?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/22/2013 on irony 0
User avatar #222 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
No. Washington state. Snohomish County. The number I posted was a joke. My area code is 425
#227 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
well shit...
#233 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
I feel bad now. This is why I shouldn't try to be funny. I make people sad...
I'm sorry.
User avatar #234 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
I tried texting it. It was an invalid number.
User avatar #235 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
I know it was a joke but I think the hotline disconnected. It was a rick roll.
User avatar #236 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
Well maybe that's the problem then, I just texted, didn't bother calling.
User avatar #237 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe. It's been around for a while so it may not work anyway.
#87 - Couldn't he have just done that with his feelings about people… 04/22/2013 on True, true +1
#216 - MFW I also have a 772 number.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/22/2013 on irony +1
#218 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #220 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
Do you also live in Martin County?
User avatar #222 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
No. Washington state. Snohomish County. The number I posted was a joke. My area code is 425
#227 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
well shit...
#233 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
I feel bad now. This is why I shouldn't try to be funny. I make people sad...
I'm sorry.
User avatar #234 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
I tried texting it. It was an invalid number.
User avatar #235 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
I know it was a joke but I think the hotline disconnected. It was a rick roll.
User avatar #236 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
Well maybe that's the problem then, I just texted, didn't bother calling.
User avatar #237 - mcfattyfatty (04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe. It's been around for a while so it may not work anyway.
#29 - After yameteoniichan's comment I started watching them. I'm on…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on The Flash 0
User avatar #30 - tigerrish (04/22/2013) [-]
Which reminds me, I need to get on Netflix again.

Justice League here I come
#11 - well shit  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on The Flash +1
User avatar #14 - nucularwar (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm on the second season.
User avatar #33 - patrickmiller (04/22/2013) [-]
It sucks that that was the final season and that unlimted only lasted for 2
#9 - When will Justice League be on Netflix? Why have the internet …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/21/2013 on The Flash -1
User avatar #28 - tigerrish (04/22/2013) [-]
It is actually already on Netflix.

Both the original show and JL: Unlimited.
User avatar #29 - schmitty (04/22/2013) [-]
After yameteoniichan's comment I started watching them. I'm on episode 6 right now
User avatar #30 - tigerrish (04/22/2013) [-]
Which reminds me, I need to get on Netflix again.

Justice League here I come
#12 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
It IS on Netflix, I just watched this episode like 2 nights ago. Side note Diana was also talking about how bad men are, and Hawkgirl told her to try it before she knocks it.
User avatar #10 - yameteoniichan (04/21/2013) [-]
justice league has been on netflix for nearly a month now...
User avatar #11 - schmitty (04/21/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #14 - nucularwar (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm on the second season.
User avatar #33 - patrickmiller (04/22/2013) [-]
It sucks that that was the final season and that unlimted only lasted for 2
#5 - >goes back with pregnant girlfriend to around 5 BC I wa…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2013 on This may or may not be a... +9
User avatar #8 - crampypmarc (04/21/2013) [-]
also why is there BC-AD if there wasn't anyone who marked that period?

On second thought...I can't believe I never actually thought about this before... Why did yearcount started with Jesus anyway?! Did someone say "Wow, man, that Jesus guy is so amazing, we should start counting years now!
User avatar #23 - dragonhome (04/22/2013) [-]
because the gregorian calander was made in the year 300 and they calculated back to when jesus was born and decided that the calander would count in years after the messiah. This calander also gave us months, weeks and days. this also decided that new years eve would be dec. 31st.

before that they used other calanders or no calander at all.
User avatar #10 - kyomaru (04/22/2013) [-]
I think that has to do with the Gregorian calendar, if I'm not mistaken. It's based (loosely) off of Jesus's life, and was just incorporated into everything. I think that's how it goes. Correct me if I'm wrong.
User avatar #11 - crampypmarc (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I thought about that too. It still bothers me why nobody was counting years prior of that or if they did why did they go "Oh, let's count from beginning now!"
User avatar #24 - dragonhome (04/22/2013) [-]
there was the egyptian calander. And for example in thailand the year is like 2557 or something because they started counting years before us.
The mayans had a calander, the romans did (i believe).
User avatar #12 - kyomaru (04/22/2013) [-]
Written history has only been around for so long, but there have been other calendars throughout history. But, many of them either died out, or were incorporated into the "new" one that we all use. Just look at the Chinese, and their new year. This year, it started on the 10th of February, and ends on the 30th of January. But, this would have been their year.
#7 - donthedon (04/21/2013) [-]
This is due to the fact that Jesus was not in fact born on A.D. "Ano Domini "
User avatar #6 - malistaticy (04/21/2013) [-]
what
#31 - So what you're saying is, the number of marijuana related post… 04/21/2013 on Funnyjunk Observations for... +5
#19 - How hard is it for you motherfuckers to just hold onto the handles? 04/21/2013 on It's all fun and games... 0
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User avatar #41 - Syncronicity (09/24/2012) [-]
My last name is Schmitt.
It bothers me when I see your name...
User avatar #42 to #41 - schmitty ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
Do you see my name around FJ a lot?
User avatar #44 to #43 - schmitty ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
My last name is Smith, but schmitty was my nickname in high school on the football team.
#39 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
#32 to #31 - schmitty ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
#38 to #37 - schmitty ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the fuck i want
#26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, bro  
I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you.  
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
Hello, bro
I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty ONLINE (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty ONLINE (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty ONLINE (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty ONLINE (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty ONLINE (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty ONLINE (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said fuck it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty ONLINE (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
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