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schmitty  

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:5/18/2013
Location:Florida
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#18 - Aahhh I see, thank you for the help kind stranger. 05/16/2013 on Well done ... Well done. 0
#11 - Is English your first language?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Well done ... Well done. +1
User avatar #90 - linajunk (05/17/2013) [-]
my first language is german.
so I am sorry for any vocabulary mistakes or faults.
User avatar #118 - schmitty (05/17/2013) [-]
I thought I would ask before I just decided to berate you for the mistake. In English, when saying "no one" there is a space between the 2 words.
#139 - linajunk (13 hours ago) [-]
thank you very much
#17 - hmficjustinbieber (05/16/2013) [-]
no, he means Noone (pronounced noon-ey). She's the female counterpart to phanact
User avatar #18 - schmitty (05/16/2013) [-]
Aahhh I see, thank you for the help kind stranger.
User avatar #13 - blackscottsman (05/16/2013) [-]
Proobably noot
#33 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
He didn't put a space between no one, you added extra o's. If you're gonna make fun of someone, do it right.
#8 - You've been here since 2009, how the fuck have you not seen th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Fucking Worth it 0
User avatar #15 - nightmaren (05/16/2013) [-]
> only 15 times in 4 years

Ha.
#48 - But can she see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch? 05/16/2013 on Transformation skills 0
#24 - Muslims faces when they see this 05/15/2013 on TO THE FRONT PAGE +15
#44 - 8/10 would clop 05/14/2013 on There is nothing wrong... +8
#101 - Hence what I meant by "the richer people". 05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty 0
#94 - But we do it call it the name given by the people who invented…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty 0
User avatar #100 - chargrilledawesome (05/14/2013) [-]
Also, Soccer is the uncommon name that came after Football, coined by people who didn't invent it the sport.
User avatar #98 - chargrilledawesome (05/14/2013) [-]
98% of the time, anyone in Britain who calls it Soccer is a pretentious cunt.
User avatar #101 - schmitty (05/14/2013) [-]
Hence what I meant by "the richer people".
#55 - My dad grew up in England, he's made them before, but I'm not …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Just wondering if Americans... +1
User avatar #59 - squiresparkle (05/13/2013) [-]
BUT THEY ARE LIQUID DELICIOUSNESS IN SOLID FORM!
#3 - Ok good, I'm on the bike. Now give it back.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Lets do this. +23
#4 - potatophucker (05/13/2013) [-]
#71 - What if that's what happened with the holocaust?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on We must do this 0
User avatar #77 - bitchplzzz (05/13/2013) [-]
holocaust didnt happen. lel
#67 - I was always desperately wanting to fuck 05/13/2013 on Kristen Stewart was a boy +24
#33 - This must be the demon that clairvoyant darksideofthebeast see…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Water demon emerging 0
#53 - darksideofthebeast (05/12/2013) [-]
lel so fahnny joke.
#106 - He made a post about something, he's not shoving it down your throat. 05/12/2013 on Music is like a cabbage 0
#72 - Yea, I was confused too. It took me a few watches to actually … 05/12/2013 on Kiss cam fail 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Clairvoyant +25
#22 - darksideofthebeast (05/12/2013) [-]
You judge people because you aren't happy with yourself?
Is it your image?
or is it your low self esteem and confidence?
Just what I am sensing
Hell it'd be funny if I am right.
#33 - tesarrior (05/12/2013) [-]
nigga you bring serious, into funny junk
#55 - ...that's a woman  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Kiss cam fail 0
User avatar #57 - BlackBadger (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh... Oh, wow. I honestly thought that was a man.
User avatar #72 - schmitty (05/12/2013) [-]
Yea, I was confused too. It took me a few watches to actually figure it out.
#14 - Picture 05/11/2013 on How shitstorms work +24
#33 - Fuck yea! 05/11/2013 on I wish my controller did that +2
#9 - Still counts. 05/11/2013 on What now part 2 0
#31 - Definitely true, I appreciate the boobs, but much to my chagri…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on I wish my controller did that 0
#32 - dirtybuffalo (05/11/2013) [-]
Last I heard...she was single
#33 - schmitty (05/11/2013) [-]
Fuck yea!
#29 - I also like the Chive.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on I wish my controller did that +5
User avatar #34 - GhandisPimpCane (05/11/2013) [-]
KCCO bRO
#28 - At first I thought your statement was all lies. And then I fol…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on I wish my controller did that +3
#30 - dirtybuffalo (05/11/2013) [-]
I know i figured that out after I posted....but who doesnt like boobs?
User avatar #31 - schmitty (05/11/2013) [-]
Definitely true, I appreciate the boobs, but much to my chagrin, that is not Jessica Nigri. The person who is getting to have sex with her is probably keeping those things so far under wraps that they're shrinking. And I would too if I was in his position.
#32 - dirtybuffalo (05/11/2013) [-]
Last I heard...she was single
#33 - schmitty (05/11/2013) [-]
Fuck yea!
#27 - Ask and you shall receive. The .gif is the 8th one down. … 05/11/2013 on I wish my controller did that 0
#6 - Actually, I think that may be a Chrysler. 05/11/2013 on Smooth Dodge Bro +5
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User avatar #41 - Syncronicity (09/24/2012) [-]
My last name is Schmitt.
It bothers me when I see your name...
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User avatar #42 to #41 - schmitty (09/24/2012) [-]
Do you see my name around FJ a lot?
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User avatar #44 to #43 - schmitty (09/27/2012) [-]
My last name is Smith, but schmitty was my nickname in high school on the football team.
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#39 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
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#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
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User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
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#32 to #31 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
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User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
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User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
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User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
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#38 to #37 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the fuck i want
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#26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, bro I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
Hello, bro
I shall be your Secret Santa this year so this is my gift to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrII7frHV0
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User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
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#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
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User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
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User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
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User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
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User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
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User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
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User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
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User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
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User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
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#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
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User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
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User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
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User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
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#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
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User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
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User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
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User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said fuck it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
 
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