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Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:4/18/2014
Location:Florida
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#36 - that seems like it should be edited with "didn't read&quo… 04/30/2011 on Will Ferrell You So Crazy 1 +6
#35 - so you can have your own opinion about someone/something but i…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2011 on Will Ferrell You So Crazy 1 +3
#43 - taaj (04/30/2011) [-]
#89 - cover up the outside and it looks like its going ten times slower 04/30/2011 on mindfuck +2
#63 - how did the guy walk into the doctor's office with broken kneecaps? 04/30/2011 on Anti Jokes +4
#107 - its funny you should say that he is handsome because when i sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2011 on Royal Wedding 0
User avatar #109 - stallwallwriter (04/30/2011) [-]
Hm, he does a bit I suppose, but not terribly horsey. And anyway, looking like a horse never held someone back in life. Look at all the work Sarah Jessica Parker gets.
#171 - oh ok, i was confused for a second there. and no im not a newfag.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2011 on Accidental Learning +1
User avatar #184 - ineffectiveturtle (04/30/2011) [-]
Its good we could come to this understanding.
User avatar #186 - schmitty (04/30/2011) [-]
this is most true.
#100 - my friends' moms got up at 4 am my time to watch it. Kate Midd…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2011 on Royal Wedding 0
User avatar #103 - stallwallwriter (04/30/2011) [-]
I'm going to have to disagree with you on that last bit, I and I think a lot of ladies would totally jump William. His brother Harry, not so much, although maybe I'm just not as into gingers.
User avatar #107 - schmitty (04/30/2011) [-]
its funny you should say that he is handsome because when i said he looks like a horse my friends mom was like "no he doesnt, hes actually very good looking"
User avatar #109 - stallwallwriter (04/30/2011) [-]
Hm, he does a bit I suppose, but not terribly horsey. And anyway, looking like a horse never held someone back in life. Look at all the work Sarah Jessica Parker gets.
#166 - are you calling me a newfag or just making an observation?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2011 on Accidental Learning +1
User avatar #170 - ineffectiveturtle (04/30/2011) [-]
No just making an observation. You do not seem like a newfag to me.
User avatar #171 - schmitty (04/30/2011) [-]
oh ok, i was confused for a second there. and no im not a newfag.
User avatar #184 - ineffectiveturtle (04/30/2011) [-]
Its good we could come to this understanding.
User avatar #186 - schmitty (04/30/2011) [-]
this is most true.
#160 - so smoking is like a less potent and less permanent form of AIDS/HIV?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2011 on Accidental Learning +2
User avatar #163 - ineffectiveturtle (04/30/2011) [-]
It appears to be that way. I love how the newfags just take whatever they read on here as fact.
User avatar #166 - schmitty (04/30/2011) [-]
are you calling me a newfag or just making an observation?
User avatar #170 - ineffectiveturtle (04/30/2011) [-]
No just making an observation. You do not seem like a newfag to me.
User avatar #171 - schmitty (04/30/2011) [-]
oh ok, i was confused for a second there. and no im not a newfag.
User avatar #184 - ineffectiveturtle (04/30/2011) [-]
Its good we could come to this understanding.
User avatar #186 - schmitty (04/30/2011) [-]
this is most true.
#250 - i was giong to say basically the same exact stuff you just did… 04/30/2011 on Philosoraptor comp +1
#210 - iCame 04/30/2011 on Me at the porn store today.... +1
#377 - thats not a spaghetti cutter, its for measuring how much spagh… 04/29/2011 on Cool Inventions 4 +4
#20 - i second that.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2011 on road trip 0
#36 - scendope (04/28/2011) [-]
I don't knock em, but I was never really into them. I've tried numerous times but they don't interest me much. =(
#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2011 on No more bowls +4
#89 - GimmieTheCockies (04/28/2011) [-]
#47 - wanted 04/28/2011 on ninja Llama 0
#84 - what the **** is nyan cat? i keep seeing nyan cat… 04/28/2011 on Dear Nyan Cat 0
#176 - same here, when his show was first on tv i wasnt really allowe… 04/28/2011 on Grinds my Gears -1
#170 - how is this 100% OC you made have put the dialogue together wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2011 on Grinds my Gears +3
#174 - fridaywesoexcited (04/28/2011) [-]
saved me the time from typing it out. I miss Dave Chappell
User avatar #176 - schmitty (04/28/2011) [-]
same here, when his show was first on tv i wasnt really allowed to watch it because i was "too young" but now that i do whatever the fuck i want its not on.
#6 - ok just wanted to make sure i trolled properly 04/27/2011 on Help Troll The Troll (read... +1
#4 - is it caca as it **** ? or caca as in pronounced l…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2011 on Help Troll The Troll (read... 0
#5 - yapthatfoo (04/27/2011) [-]
like shit
User avatar #6 - schmitty (04/27/2011) [-]
ok just wanted to make sure i trolled properly
#35 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2011 on 07 A HEY ARNOLD Moment 2 -15
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#448 - i would call him gay, but im afraid he might hit with me his purse. 04/27/2011 on Anatomy is intimidating 0
#2 - it would have been much better without the exclamation points,… 04/26/2011 on Baby Jokes +2
#5 - how do you say "did good" yet get an A in english? 04/26/2011 on Parents see only what they... -3
#1 - thats weird, the mugshot is of kevin dodson, but the news cast…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2011 on You are so dumb -1
#2 - anonymous (04/26/2011) [-]
Dodson, kevin A..

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#46 - drhard (06/10/2013) [-]
You got proven wrong in the most epic way, so you went back and thumbed down every comment there, how cute.
User avatar #47 to #46 - schmitty (06/10/2013) [-]
What makes you think I went and thumbed everything down? Why would I thumb down the people who weren't even talking to me? That just makes no sense. And I still stand by what I said about the Lumia being a better phone. You claimed you can do all of those things with the S4, but will you? If you're not going to do all of those things then what's the point of the device being able to do it?
User avatar #48 to #47 - drhard (06/10/2013) [-]
You were the only person that had a notification to take them back to that comment string, therefore the only one that will.

And ya, I will do all those things, so with pretty much anyone, thats why they get smart phones. The GS4 is superior to the 920 is every single way, hardware, software, and any other way.
User avatar #45 - theschmidt (06/01/2013) [-]
My last name is "Schmidt"

It doesn't bother me when I see your name...
User avatar #41 - Syncronicity (09/24/2012) [-]
My last name is Schmitt.
It bothers me when I see your name...
User avatar #42 to #41 - schmitty (09/24/2012) [-]
Do you see my name around FJ a lot?
User avatar #44 to #43 - schmitty (09/27/2012) [-]
My last name is Smith, but schmitty was my nickname in high school on the football team.
#39 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
#32 to #31 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
#38 to #37 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the **** i want
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#26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said **** it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
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