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Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
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#37 - but purgatory wouldnt make sense because purgatory isnt really…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2011 on unlimited building supplies +2
User avatar #38 - PrismaLowell (12/07/2011) [-]
Sorry i thought your were quoting creepypasta, and if they are in the 9th circle wouldn't eddy have escaped by now?
User avatar #39 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
its all good, simple mistake. and no, they have to make their way back up. but then they reach the staircase that, once you take one step down you can never get back up, you just keep climbing and climbing, with the end just out of reach. an explanation of why theyre stuck there.
User avatar #41 - PrismaLowell (12/07/2011) [-]
Doesn't Dante escape by climbing on Lucifer's back (Haven't read Divine Comedy in 4 years so details are kind of fuzzy)?
User avatar #43 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
yea, he climbs down the hair on lucifer's back and eventually climbs so much that he starts to climb up and eventually comes up out of the ground/hell.
User avatar #86 - jellybob (12/07/2011) [-]
He actalluy clings to virgil and virgil does the climbing with dante on his back
#162 - OMG THATS LIKE COOLEST STORY EVER BRO, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TELL… 12/07/2011 on For the Metallica fans 0
#158 - lil wayne has some good stuff, i am not a human being had some…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2011 on For the Metallica fans 0
#265 - blondjamesblond (12/07/2011) [-]
Yeah I I agree with you there. I mean that now lil Wayne sucks, he used to be good untill he started singing on songs haha that's where it all went down hill
#33 - hell* not he;; 12/07/2011 on unlimited building supplies +2
#32 - thats because they're in he;;. i mean think about it. no paren…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/07/2011 on unlimited building supplies +11
#80 - amunra (12/07/2011) [-]
User avatar #55 - ZenMacros (12/07/2011) [-]
Parents have been shown just a little bit (the hands of Ed'd mom and Eddy's dad). In later seasons, its Fall, Spring, and Winter. They did actually get jawbreakers once in the first episode. They're always unscathed because its a cartoon. Plus, plenty of other characters get hurt often as well.

Nice attempt, but its really reaching.
User avatar #34 - PrismaLowell (12/07/2011) [-]
Why do they go to school? Why are there different people that go to peach creek high? Why do they show Eddy's brother who just happens to be an adult? Why are there episodes entirely in snow? Also get your creepypasta right they're supposed to be in purgatory and Plank is the ruler of purgatory.
User avatar #37 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
but purgatory wouldnt make sense because purgatory isnt really supposed to be a place for punishment, just a place where you stay until its time for you to go to heaven, or if you were an unbaptized baby. in purgatory they would be able to get jawbreakers and wouldnt have to scam people. also in the 9th circle of hell its infinitely cold, its a giant lake of ice. that would explain the snow. and i wasnt trying to quote creepypasta, just saying
User avatar #38 - PrismaLowell (12/07/2011) [-]
Sorry i thought your were quoting creepypasta, and if they are in the 9th circle wouldn't eddy have escaped by now?
User avatar #39 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
its all good, simple mistake. and no, they have to make their way back up. but then they reach the staircase that, once you take one step down you can never get back up, you just keep climbing and climbing, with the end just out of reach. an explanation of why theyre stuck there.
User avatar #41 - PrismaLowell (12/07/2011) [-]
Doesn't Dante escape by climbing on Lucifer's back (Haven't read Divine Comedy in 4 years so details are kind of fuzzy)?
User avatar #43 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
yea, he climbs down the hair on lucifer's back and eventually climbs so much that he starts to climb up and eventually comes up out of the ground/hell.
User avatar #86 - jellybob (12/07/2011) [-]
He actalluy clings to virgil and virgil does the climbing with dante on his back
#36 - PrismaLowell (12/07/2011) [-]
User avatar #33 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
hell* not he;;
#20 - uuuummmmm yeeeeeaaaa, you see, we agreed that we were gonna sw… 12/07/2011 on my heroes +2
#19 - just some people on their way to drop those TPS reports on my desk 12/07/2011 on my heroes 0
#63 - its funny because on the front f the truck it says man.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2011 on Traveling like a Boss 0
#68 - unluckyeleven (12/07/2011) [-]
pic goes well with your comment :)
#61 - dont look like windows, more so like sky lights, but on the si… 12/07/2011 on Traveling like a Boss +2
#49 - i try. i do what i can, when i can.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2011 on YOUR NEUTRALNESS -1
#50 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
#47 - I serve in the Subject/Verb Tense Agreement Division.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2011 on YOUR NEUTRALNESS 0
#48 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
your alright schmitty your alright
#49 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
i try. i do what i can, when i can.
#50 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
#45 - so you "applause" his neutrality? thats still wrong.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2011 on YOUR NEUTRALNESS -1
#46 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
I applauded at this kind gentleman's post I must say I am quite sorry to have typed such bad grammar

but good Sir could you tell me what division of the infantry squad of the Grammar Nazi's you serve in
User avatar #51 - cuntism (01/04/2012) [-]
Nazis* :P (sorry couldn't resist)
User avatar #47 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
I serve in the Subject/Verb Tense Agreement Division.
#48 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
your alright schmitty your alright
#49 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
i try. i do what i can, when i can.
#50 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
#125 - what if they had some sort of list that children could sign up…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2011 on Shut up , I'm rich +1
User avatar #131 - piratepetey (12/07/2011) [-]
That sounds like the Hunger Games triliogy.
#40 - what the **** does "appause" mean? do y…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/07/2011 on YOUR NEUTRALNESS -4
#44 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
typing fast forgot the L
also forgot there are Losers like you on fj
User avatar #45 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
so you "applause" his neutrality? thats still wrong.
#46 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
I applauded at this kind gentleman's post I must say I am quite sorry to have typed such bad grammar

but good Sir could you tell me what division of the infantry squad of the Grammar Nazi's you serve in
User avatar #51 - cuntism (01/04/2012) [-]
Nazis* :P (sorry couldn't resist)
User avatar #47 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
I serve in the Subject/Verb Tense Agreement Division.
#48 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
your alright schmitty your alright
#49 - schmitty (12/07/2011) [-]
i try. i do what i can, when i can.
#50 - romdadon (12/07/2011) [-]
#1497 - Picture 12/05/2011 on The average FunnyJunker +3
#7 - right? its like "whatever happened to beepers man?" 12/05/2011 on Good Old Days +4
#15 - he never said it was OC, and im pretty sure its the same conte… 12/05/2011 on every effin christmas +1
#32 - Comment deleted 12/05/2011 on Penny and Sheldon +15
#66 - that awkward moment when my brain's not retarded and fills in … 12/04/2011 on Oh god! +6
#703 - im guessing you dont know very much about REAL service academi… 12/04/2011 on Pepper Spray, The Truth 0
#690 - **** YEA, CAPS LOCK!!! 12/04/2011 on Pepper Spray, The Truth +1
#677 - this looks like west point in the picture, is that where you go?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2011 on Pepper Spray, The Truth 0
#692 - maxiepad (12/04/2011) [-]
im guessing u don't know much about uniforms. no whites are NAVY, but we are united states merchant marine academy
User avatar #703 - schmitty (12/04/2011) [-]
im guessing you dont know very much about REAL service academies then because while navy also wears white so does west point. as in "white over greys" or "india whites". west point has a fuck ton of different uniforms. asshole.
#12 - **** the police 12/02/2011 on one lady owner +6
#28 - if he couldnt read then writing another comment to clarify the… 12/02/2011 on Big Butts -2
#72 - persecuted isnt at all pronounced the same as prosecuted. and … 12/02/2011 on Wizard +1
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#46 - drhard (06/10/2013) [-]
You got proven wrong in the most epic way, so you went back and thumbed down every comment there, how cute.
User avatar #47 to #46 - schmitty (06/10/2013) [-]
What makes you think I went and thumbed everything down? Why would I thumb down the people who weren't even talking to me? That just makes no sense. And I still stand by what I said about the Lumia being a better phone. You claimed you can do all of those things with the S4, but will you? If you're not going to do all of those things then what's the point of the device being able to do it?
User avatar #48 to #47 - drhard (06/10/2013) [-]
You were the only person that had a notification to take them back to that comment string, therefore the only one that will.

And ya, I will do all those things, so with pretty much anyone, thats why they get smart phones. The GS4 is superior to the 920 is every single way, hardware, software, and any other way.
User avatar #45 - theschmidt (06/01/2013) [-]
My last name is "Schmidt"

It doesn't bother me when I see your name...
User avatar #41 - Syncronicity (09/24/2012) [-]
My last name is Schmitt.
It bothers me when I see your name...
User avatar #42 to #41 - schmitty (09/24/2012) [-]
Do you see my name around FJ a lot?
User avatar #44 to #43 - schmitty (09/27/2012) [-]
My last name is Smith, but schmitty was my nickname in high school on the football team.
#39 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
#32 to #31 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
#38 to #37 - schmitty (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the **** i want
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#26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said **** it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
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