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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/19/2009
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Florida
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Comment Ranking:#926
Highest Content Rank:#5051
Highest Comment Rank:#638
Content Thumbs: 1341 total,  1667 ,  326
Comment Thumbs: 21834 total,  26775 ,  4941
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
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Total Comments Made:5225
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#363 - December 21 would be nearly ten months after she conceived, so…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2012 on WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE +2
User avatar #391 - Xedan (03/03/2012) [-]
The article said late december, he didn't just decide himself it would be then. blame the source.
User avatar #400 - schmitty (03/03/2012) [-]
based on the wording of the article its probably fake. and OP should be smart enough to figure out that she was pregnant in february, not march. she would have had to become pregnant in late march to give birth in late december.
#130 - Picture 03/02/2012 on Black Bear: Nothing to do... +13
#131 - if by OC you mean the newfag definition of "Original Comi… 02/29/2012 on Women. -3
#30 - Yea, I got the memo. I'll get the new reports on your desk by … 02/27/2012 on Video games to save the world. +1
#98 - MFW i see this while listening to "Crazy Bitch" 02/27/2012 on Meanwhile, at Hasbro... 0
#23 - of all the things in that show, ARM LENGTH is what you questio… 02/27/2012 on Fucking Butch Hartman... +4
#274 - 3 50 Cents is what he meant, not a literal $3.50 02/27/2012 on At least it wasn't a The... 0
#135 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2012 on Ladies +9
#144 - averageforumtroll (02/25/2012) [-]
#57 - despite your IRL name mist likely being sean and it being ment…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2012 on Tough Guy +1
User avatar #59 - seanessytheking (02/25/2012) [-]
Lol it's no problem.
#49 - he probably would do something like that too. pic related, MFW… 02/25/2012 on Hats 0
#45 - apparently the best way to wash a hat is to wash it in the top…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2012 on Hats 0
#48 - azayzel has deleted their comment.
#49 - schmitty (02/25/2012) [-]
he probably would do something like that too. pic related, MFW he tells me
#38 - crows are actually smart as **** . i saw a speech … 02/24/2012 on Awesome Crow Sleds Down Roof +5
#103 - HFW  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2012 on Nightclub girl +12
#125 - minecraftforeverv (02/24/2012) [-]
#100 - did she also have vanilla ice cream? 02/24/2012 on Never drink from the Carton +26
#955 - rough sex 02/24/2012 on lol wut 0
#248 - lol 02/24/2012 on I. Blame. You. All. 0
#185 - <-- me if that had happened 02/24/2012 on what if +2
#202 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2012 on I. Blame. You. All. +6
#241 - raulegs (02/24/2012) [-]
Fix'd
User avatar #248 - schmitty (02/24/2012) [-]
lol
#39 - looks like guiness 02/23/2012 on school 0
#42 - clearly thats the point but the way the comment is worded, esp… 02/23/2012 on To the front page! 0
#39 - its all good bro. we cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2012 on To the front page! +2
#40 - WrightVGC (02/23/2012) [-]
The internet is full of enough hate as it is.

Peace.
#32 - the way a few of the others comments were worded and also what… 02/23/2012 on To the front page! +1
#26 - looking at the comments below it would appear as though no, it…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2012 on To the front page! 0
#35 - iaintmad (02/23/2012) [-]
i like how you took 2 minutes to actually type correctly without getting raped by grammar nazi
User avatar #27 - WrightVGC (02/23/2012) [-]
1 person, who is a new fag, does not a group of people make.
User avatar #32 - schmitty (02/23/2012) [-]
the way a few of the others comments were worded and also what they said made me think more than just the one newfag didnt realize it was from austin powers. but i see your point.
User avatar #29 - WrightVGC (02/23/2012) [-]
You know what, I don't know why I'm being harsh. It's 3am and I can't sleep, so I'm cranky. I apologise.
#39 - schmitty (02/23/2012) [-]
its all good bro. we cool.
#40 - WrightVGC (02/23/2012) [-]
The internet is full of enough hate as it is.

Peace.
#35 - "When 900 years old YOU, look as good you will not." 02/23/2012 on Celebrities Who Dont Look... +1
#34 - Comment deleted 02/23/2012 on Celebrities Who Dont Look... 0
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User avatar #53 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #54 to #53 - schmitty ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Who the **** are you? ****** .
User avatar #55 to #54 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content that said

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
#51 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
That guy was right. You're a scumbag.
#50 to #49 - schmitty ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
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#46 - drhard (06/10/2013) [-]
You got proven wrong in the most epic way, so you went back and thumbed down every comment there, how cute.
User avatar #47 to #46 - schmitty ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
What makes you think I went and thumbed everything down? Why would I thumb down the people who weren't even talking to me? That just makes no sense. And I still stand by what I said about the Lumia being a better phone. You claimed you can do all of those things with the S4, but will you? If you're not going to do all of those things then what's the point of the device being able to do it?
User avatar #48 to #47 - drhard (06/10/2013) [-]
You were the only person that had a notification to take them back to that comment string, therefore the only one that will.

And ya, I will do all those things, so with pretty much anyone, thats why they get smart phones. The GS4 is superior to the 920 is every single way, hardware, software, and any other way.
User avatar #45 - theschmidt (06/01/2013) [-]
My last name is "Schmidt"

It doesn't bother me when I see your name...
User avatar #41 - Syncronicity (09/24/2012) [-]
My last name is Schmitt.
It bothers me when I see your name...
User avatar #42 to #41 - schmitty ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
Do you see my name around FJ a lot?
User avatar #44 to #43 - schmitty ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
My last name is Smith, but schmitty was my nickname in high school on the football team.
#39 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
Thank you for knowing grammar. You and I know grammar very well. I thumbed up all those comments for you.
User avatar #40 to #39 - schmitty ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, its good to know not everyone on FJ is a complete idiot.
#29 - SonicTeam (03/06/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add Schmitty.
So whatever you wanna do to me, go for it.
User avatar #30 to #29 - schmitty ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
just a quick question, why does your profile say youre a male but your description calls you a female?
User avatar #31 to #30 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
I am a guy. The description is just a story.
#32 to #31 - schmitty ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
aww man, you got me all excited and everything lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
Lets just say if I was a girl, what were your intentions with me?
User avatar #34 to #33 - schmitty ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
well, piercings are a pretty big turn on for me so that would be awesome if a girl had her vag pierced.
User avatar #35 to #34 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! Sorry to let you down bro. I'm sure you'll find that girl on the NSFW page
User avatar #36 to #35 - schmitty ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
every now and then one pops up lol but it sucks because im on a government computer and government internet so NSFW on here is pretty much the only porn i can access lol
User avatar #37 to #36 - SonicTeam (03/07/2012) [-]
LOL what are you doing looking at NSFW porn on a Gov't computer?
#38 to #37 - schmitty ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
whatever the **** i want
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#26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #26 - schmitty ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
THAT. IS. AWESOME.
#27 to #26 - tehlulzbringer (12/18/2011) [-]
Also this
Also this
User avatar #20 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
SAME LAST NAME OMG
User avatar #21 to #20 - schmitty ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? its a pretty common name
User avatar #22 to #21 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
but its german :D
User avatar #23 to #22 - schmitty ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
smith? how is that german? i think you mean schmidt.
User avatar #24 to #23 - suomijoe (10/19/2011) [-]
I mean Schmitty because that is my last name, which is the German Smith
User avatar #25 to #24 - schmitty ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
oh ok, makes sense now
User avatar #12 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
dont worry , i thumbed up 50 cent
User avatar #16 to #15 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
ur black right?
User avatar #17 to #16 - schmitty ONLINE (05/15/2011) [-]
nope.
User avatar #18 to #17 - uppercasename (05/15/2011) [-]
so how u hear about lolipopp lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - schmitty ONLINE (05/15/2011) [-]
i like rap lol
#4 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
User avatar #13 to #4 - uppercasename (05/14/2011) [-]
do the CREP
User avatar #14 to #13 - bobJML (05/14/2011) [-]
NO!
User avatar #5 to #4 - schmitty ONLINE (03/17/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #7 to #6 - schmitty ONLINE (03/17/2011) [-]
chillin. do i know you?
#8 to #7 - bobJML (03/17/2011) [-]
...no...
User avatar #9 to #8 - schmitty ONLINE (03/18/2011) [-]
oh ok, just wondering
User avatar #10 to #9 - bobJML (03/18/2011) [-]
I mean now you do.
User avatar #11 to #10 - schmitty ONLINE (03/18/2011) [-]
well yea, NOW i do.
User avatar #1 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
haha my teacher was an old man who lectured us the whole period then gave us the work like 4 mins b4 the bell rang, i just said **** it i aint doin it, wat a dumb old man.
User avatar #2 to #1 - schmitty ONLINE (06/19/2010) [-]
yea, my teachers were always annoying old women. they would have read some gay ass story in our literature books and then have us answer the questions for hw, i never did them. either one.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [-]
jeez teachers are retarded some times, my best teacher was for health, he just made us laugh the whole period, it was like stand up comedy every day, best class ever. wish i could take it again =/
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